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Why do people keep putting "lol" at the ends of their outpourings? It's so tacky. Are they really laughing out loud? And if so - do they really need to keep telling everyone else about it?

Why do people keep putting "lol" at the ends of their outpourings? It's so tacky. Are they really laughing out loud? And if so - do they really need to keep telling everyone else about it?
I agree that it should be used sparingly. lol.

LMAO I'm really laughing my ass off

*flop*

damn...

Hehehe, most of my laughs I do like that, LIMH.

Kind of like "What the fuck is WTF"

Kind of like "What the fuck is WTF"

lol

lol
Made all the funnier because of the thread topic

Made all the funnier because of the thread topic
ROFL....

Wait a minute. How did I type this message while rolling on the floor?

ROFL....

Wait a minute. How did I type this message while rolling on the floor?

LMAO

*runs off after his arse that fell off and ran away*

ROTFLFAO!

eek my ass! *rolls over to it*

Man who laughs at his own jokes, probably is a little crazy. Lol.

ROFL....

Wait a minute. How did I type this message while rolling on the floor?
Sony toughbook laptop ... with optional harnes for thoes people who role on the floor

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was a chicken!

OMF ROFL LOL LMAO WTF!

Sony toughbook laptop ... with optional harnes for thoes people who role on the floor
With AOLese shortcut keys, I bet.

With AOLese shortcut keys, I bet.
I have a button that says "Ctrl", what does that mean?

With AOLese shortcut keys, I bet.

You better be joking about that, or you're all going to hear about me in the news tonight.

With AOLese shortcut keys, I bet.
maybe voice recognition with filter for all the laughing

I have a button that says "Ctrl", what does that mean?
Who the hell knows … still lookin for the damn anykey

I have a button that says "Ctrl", what does that mean?

I'm not sure, but I can't put this beer on my Tab.

Who the hell knows … still lookin for the damn anykey

My Tab dispenser is broken.

I'm not sure, but I can't put this beer on my Tab.
:D

My Tab dispenser is broken.
Still trying to figure out what pgup (pronounced pigup) does

Then there is that "esk" key

and why the hell do they need a squiggly on the keyboard ... couldent they have found a more usefull key then ~

ROFLOLMAOMG

Ctrl=Control..


Gawd what type of n00b r u?

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Still trying to figure out what pgup (pronounced pigup) does

Then there is that "esk" key

and why the hell do they need a squiggly on the keyboard ... couldent they have found a more usefull key then ~

I use ~ all the time. Don't be badmouthing ~, or you and I will have words.

I use ~ all the time. Don't be badmouthing ~, or you and I will have words.
But we wont have any words with ~ unless you speek numberish ...

I can just see it

You ~ A jeark (~ is keyboard short for the about equal too (double ~)or aproximate if I remember right)

LIKE OMFG IS IT GOING TO BE LIKE SQUIGGLY WORDS> fffjd sueorui roifl!

MAN I LOVE AOL, IT IS THE BEST! ANY1 WANNA CYBER WITH A 21 YR OLD MALE FRMO MANLY ISLAND?

But we wont have any words with ~ unless you speek numberish ...

I can just see it

You ~ A jeark (~ is keyboard short for the about equal too (double ~)or aproximate if I remember right)

No, it would be two of them, one on top of the other.

Like this, except not so spaced out:

~
~

Sorry, I got carried away and pressed Insert before we got to the foreplay :(

I did Enter my keyboard once.... scary place

I want to know what this Prtscnsysrq key is. That is a hell of a word to try to pronounce.

[QUOTE=Sdaeriji]No, it would be two of them, one on top of the other.

Like this, except not so spaced out:

~
I understand (I stated that in my parenthaseese) but in stats we also use ~ to symbolize something aproching it (slight differences but not geting into it)

Are there any Home-less people in here?

Lol U Sade For3play Suich A N3wb

Ur Momas Hom3l3s1!1!1 Wtf

I did Enter my keyboard once.... scary place
I just got to remember the Home key next time I am lost *throws keyboard in truck*

There’s no place like the home key
No place like the home key

(I bet you went to the home key after entering the keyboard)

Are there any Home-less people in here?
No but I did hit the break key once ... and it worked cause it broke

You sure it was because of the key? Or because of the fact you whacked it repeatedly with your sledgehammer?

Mine broke when I parked my car on it. I swear, there was a P

My keyboard has some crazy keys that kind of scare and excite me. Such as "Fwd" and "ScrLk". I'm all tingly.

You sure it was because of the key? Or because of the fact you whacked it repeatedly with your sledgehammer?
*thinks* maybe THATS it ...

But they should have a warning label about that

What really burns me is hot cider tripping across the roof of my mouth on a cold winter morning when I've been outside mouth breathing and then am forced to come inside because the Yetis don't like the way I smell. Unfortunately, the Yetis moved in about three weeks ago and I have done everything in my power to be neighborly - I even brought them a nice fruit basket and a bottle of wine - but they ate the bananas and spit the wine out in my face and wiped their feces encrusted backsides with the apricots. I tried offering them figs, but they mistook them for baby humans and immediately set about hooking them up to car batteries to watch them explode. So I get stuck in the house every morning trying to figure out just how to reach the Yetis and break through their barriers of hatred and mistrust while I drink hot cider and burn the roof of my mouth. Lately I've been putting whiskey in the cider but they frown upon alcohol on the breath at mosque so I have to eat loads of mints and brush my teeth several times before leaving the house. When I do leave the house, the mint has unblocked my nasal passages so much that I have to breathe through my mouth in order to keep the biting cold out of the inside of my nose and that attracts the Yetis to the minty freshness. They subsequently chase me back into the house because, in their words, I reek of patchouli and cigarettes and the combination of such oders is against their religion and directly affects the mojo of their morning ceremonies. I tried offering them some cider the other day but all I got was blank stares and had to stand there and watch as they mindlessly scratched their heads and furrowed their brows and made every effort to understand the steaming apple beverage i was trying to pawn off on them and their people. I am under the distinct impression that Yetis have never encountered apples nor have they ever really seen many trees at all until moving in to my neighborhood and the idea of potable fruit is completely lost on them. I did notice, however, that one of the empty bottles of cider was nailed to one of my trees with a few chicken beaks and the hat of a small child. Perhaps they are trying to fend off the evil oxidation that occurs whenever they've attempted to cut up apples themselves. I think tomorrow morning I shall introduce them to lemons. I noticed that none of my other neighbors had been trying to do anything in the form of contact or cordiality, so late last night I snuck out while the Yetis were sleeping and spoke to my closest neighbor about possible reasons. I was informed that since Yetis were a mythological creature that it would be best to just ignore them until they go away and continue our efforts with the Bigfoot family around the block. I figured there may be some hidden logic to all of that, but I remember the distinct smell of apple whiskey goodness lurking under the near overwhelming mintyness of his breath and decided that it may be best to continue my experiments without worrying about what the rest of the neighborhood thinks. I suppose I could offer them some children't hats and see what they do with those, but it looks to me like they're packing to go away on a lengthy vacation. lol.

What really burns me is hot cider tripping across the roof of my mouth on a cold winter morning when I've been outside mouth breathing and then am forced to come inside because the Yetis don't like the way I smell. Unfortunately, the Yetis moved in about three weeks ago and I have done everything in my power to be neighborly - I even brought them a nice fruit basket and a bottle of wine - but they ate the bananas and spit the wine out in my face and wiped their feces encrusted backsides with the apricots. I tried offering them figs, but they mistook them for baby humans and immediately set about hooking them up to car batteries to watch them explode. So I get stuck in the house every morning trying to figure out just how to reach the Yetis and break through their barriers of hatred and mistrust while I drink hot cider and burn the roof of my mouth. Lately I've been putting whiskey in the cider but they frown upon alcohol on the breath at mosque so I have to eat loads of mints and brush my teeth several times before leaving the house. When I do leave the house, the mint has unblocked my nasal passages so much that I have to breathe through my mouth in order to keep the biting cold out of the inside of my nose and that attracts the Yetis to the minty freshness. They subsequently chase me back into the house because, in their words, I reek of patchouli and cigarettes and the combination of such oders is against their religion and directly affects the mojo of their morning ceremonies. I tried offering them some cider the other day but all I got was blank stares and had to stand there and watch as they mindlessly scratched their heads and furrowed their brows and made every effort to understand the steaming apple beverage i was trying to pawn off on them and their people. I am under the distinct impression that Yetis have never encountered apples nor have they ever really seen many trees at all until moving in to my neighborhood and the idea of potable fruit is completely lost on them. I did notice, however, that one of the empty bottles of cider was nailed to one of my trees with a few chicken beaks and the hat of a small child. Perhaps they are trying to fend off the evil oxidation that occurs whenever they've attempted to cut up apples themselves. I think tomorrow morning I shall introduce them to lemons. I noticed that none of my other neighbors had been trying to do anything in the form of contact or cordiality, so late last night I snuck out while the Yetis were sleeping and spoke to my closest neighbor about possible reasons. I was informed that since Yetis were a mythological creature that it would be best to just ignore them until they go away and continue our efforts with the Bigfoot family around the block. I figured there may be some hidden logic to all of that, but I remember the distinct smell of apple whiskey goodness lurking under the near overwhelming mintyness of his breath and decided that it may be best to continue my experiments without worrying about what the rest of the neighborhood thinks. I suppose I could offer them some children't hats and see what they do with those, but it looks to me like they're packing to go away on a lengthy vacation. lol.
Now here's someone who needs Entering

What really burns me is hot cider tripping across the roof of my mouth on a cold winter morning when I've been outside mouth breathing and then am forced to come inside because the Yetis don't like the way I smell. Unfortunately, the Yetis moved in about three weeks ago and I have done everything in my power to be neighborly - I even brought them a nice fruit basket and a bottle of wine - but they ate the bananas and spit the wine out in my face and wiped their feces encrusted backsides with the apricots. I tried offering them figs, but they mistook them for baby humans and immediately set about hooking them up to car batteries to watch them explode. So I get stuck in the house every morning trying to figure out just how to reach the Yetis and break through their barriers of hatred and mistrust while I drink hot cider and burn the roof of my mouth. Lately I've been putting whiskey in the cider but they frown upon alcohol on the breath at mosque so I have to eat loads of mints and brush my teeth several times before leaving the house. When I do leave the house, the mint has unblocked my nasal passages so much that I have to breathe through my mouth in order to keep the biting cold out of the inside of my nose and that attracts the Yetis to the minty freshness. They subsequently chase me back into the house because, in their words, I reek of patchouli and cigarettes and the combination of such oders is against their religion and directly affects the mojo of their morning ceremonies. I tried offering them some cider the other day but all I got was blank stares and had to stand there and watch as they mindlessly scratched their heads and furrowed their brows and made every effort to understand the steaming apple beverage i was trying to pawn off on them and their people. I am under the distinct impression that Yetis have never encountered apples nor have they ever really seen many trees at all until moving in to my neighborhood and the idea of potable fruit is completely lost on them. I did notice, however, that one of the empty bottles of cider was nailed to one of my trees with a few chicken beaks and the hat of a small child. Perhaps they are trying to fend off the evil oxidation that occurs whenever they've attempted to cut up apples themselves. I think tomorrow morning I shall introduce them to lemons. I noticed that none of my other neighbors had been trying to do anything in the form of contact or cordiality, so late last night I snuck out while the Yetis were sleeping and spoke to my closest neighbor about possible reasons. I was informed that since Yetis were a mythological creature that it would be best to just ignore them until they go away and continue our efforts with the Bigfoot family around the block. I figured there may be some hidden logic to all of that, but I remember the distinct smell of apple whiskey goodness lurking under the near overwhelming mintyness of his breath and decided that it may be best to continue my experiments without worrying about what the rest of the neighborhood thinks. I suppose I could offer them some children't hats and see what they do with those, but it looks to me like they're packing to go away on a lengthy vacation. lol.

*blinks*

Its Chowder! Not Showder!

Now here's someone who needs Entering

I think he could use some Returning, myself.

Translated into AOLese.

WUT RILLY BURNS ME IS HOT CIEDR TRIPNG ACROS DA ROF OF MAH MOUTH ON A COLD WINT3R MORNNG WHEN IV3 BEN OUTSIED MOUTH BR3ATHNG AND THEN M FORC3D 2 COME INSIED B/C TEH Y3TIS DONT LIEK TEH WAY I SMEL!1!! OMG LOL UNFORTUNAETLY DA Y3TIS MOVED IN ABOUT THRE WEKS AGO AND I HAEV DONA 3VERYTHNG IN MAH POW3R 2 B NEIGHBORLY - I EVEN BROUGHT THEM A NIEC FRUIT BASKAT AND A BOTL3 OF WIEN - BUT THEY AET TEH BANANAS AND SPIT TEH WIEN OUT IN MAH FAEC AND WIEPD THERE F3CES ENCRUSTED BAKSIEDS WIT DA APRICOTS!1!! OMG WTF I TREID OF3RNG THEM FIGS BUT TH3Y MIS2K THEM FOR BABY HUMANS AND IMEDIAETLY SET ABOUT HOKNG THEM UP 2 CAR BAT3REIS 2 WATCH THAM 3XPLODA111!!! OMG SO I GET STUK IN DA HOUSE EVERY MORNNG TRYNG 2 FIGURE OUT JUST HOW 2 RAACH DA Y3TIS AND BREAK THROUGH THEYRE BAREIRS OF HATR3D AND MISTRUST WHIEL I DRINK HOT CIEDR AND BURN DA ROF OF MAH MOUTH11!! LAETLY IVE BEN PUTNG WHISKEY IN DA CIEDR BUT TH3Y FROWN UPON O ON TEH BRAATH AT MOSQU3 SO I HAEV 2 AAT LOADS OF MINTS AND BRUSH MAH TETH S3V3RAL TIEMS BFORA LEAVNG DA HOUSE11!11! LOL WHEN I DO LEAEV TEH HOUSA TEH MINT HAS UNBLOK3D MAH NASAL PASAEGS SO MUCH TAHT I HAEV 2 TEH THROUGH MAH MOUTH IN ORDER 2 KEP TEH BITNG COLD OUT OF DA INSIED OF MAH NOS3 AND TAHT ATRACTS DA YETIS 2 TEH MINTY FR3SHNES1!!1! OMG LOL TH3Y SUBSAQUANTLY CHAES ME BAK IN2 TEH HOUS3 B/C IN THERE WORDS I REK OF PATCHUI AND CIGAERT3S AND DA COMBINATION OF SUCH ODARS IS AGANEST THEYRE RELIGION AND DIERCTLY AF3CTS TEH MOJO OF THEYRE MORNNG CEREMONEIS!11!1111 WTF LOL I TREID OFERNG THEM SOM3 CIEDR DA OTHER DAY BUT AL I GOT WAS BLANK STAERS AND HAD 2 STAND THEIR AND WATCH AS THAY MINDL3SLY SCRATCHAD THERE HEADS AND FUROWAD THEYRE BROWS AND MAED 3VERY EFORT 2 UND3RSTAND TEH STEMNG APLE BVERAEG I WAS TRYNG 2 PAWN OF ON THEM AND THERE PEOPLE!!1!!1 WTF IM UND3R DA DISTINCT IMPRASION TAHT Y3TIS HAEV NAVER ENCOUNT3RAD APLES NOR HAEV THAY 3VAR RILLY SEN MANY TRES AT AL UNTIL MOVNG IN 2 MAH NAIGHBORHOD AND TEH IEDA OF POTABLE FRUIT IS COMPLET3LY LOST ON THEM111!!! OMG WTF LOL I DID NOTIEC HOW3VAR TAHT ONA OF DA AMPTY BOTL3S OF CIEDR WAS NALE3D 2 ON3 OF MAH TRES WIT A FEW CHIKAN BAKS AND DA HAT OF A SMAL CHILD!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL P3RHAPS TH3Y R TRYNG 2 FEND OF DA EVIL OXIDATION TAHT OCURS WH3NEV3R TH3YVA ATEMPT3D 2 CUT UP APLAS TH3MSELVES!!!1 OMG LOL I THINK 2MOROW MORNNG I SHAL INTRODUCA THEM 2 L3MONS!1!!!!! WTF LOL I NOTIECD TAHT NONA OF MAH OTH3R N3IGHBORS HAD BEN TRYNG 2 DO ANYTHNG IN DA FORM OF CONTACT OR CORDIALITY SO LAET LAST NIGHT I SNUK OUT WHIEL DA YETIS W3RE SLEPNG AND SPOK3 2 MAH CLOS3ST NAIGHBOR ABOUT POSIBLA REASONS11!!11 LOL I WAS INFORM3D TAHT SINC3 YATIS WERE A MYTHOLOGICAL CRAATUR3 TAHT IT WUD B BST 2 JUST IGNORE THEM UNTIL THEY GO AWAY AND CONTINUA OUR EFORTS WIT DA BIGFOT FMILY AROUND TEH BLOK!1!1!1!! OMG LOL I FIGUR3D THEIR MAY B SOME HIDEN LOGIC 2 AL OF TAHT BUT I R3MEMBR TEH DISTINCT SMAL OF APL3 WHISKAY GODN3S LURKNG UNDER TEH NAAR OV3RWHALMNG MINTYNES OF HIS BREATH AND D3CIEDD TAHT IT MAY B BST 2 CONTINU3 MAH EXP3RIEMNTS WITHOUT WORYNG ABOUT WT RAST OF DA NEIGHBORHOD THINKS!1!!!! OMG WTF I SUPOS3 I CUD OFER TH3M SOME CHILDRANT HATS AND SE WT DO WIT THOSE BUT IT LOKS 2 M3 LIEK THERE PAKNG 2 GO AWAY ON A LENGTHY VACATION1!11!1!! OMG LOL LOL!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL

makes more sense now eh?

Translated into AOLese.



makes more sense now eh?
Hey, what does this button do:

?

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my new favourite button.

pffffffft this is the best button ever!

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*looks for the "HgCck" button*

This is how 1-800-translate.com translated it into Hebrew:

מה שבאמת שורף אותי הוא שיכר תפוחים חם מועד לעבר הגג מהפה שלי בבוקר של חורף קר כאשר הייתי בחוץ פה נושם ואז מוכרח לבוא בתוך כי היאטיס לא אוהב את הדרך אני מריח. לרוע המזל, היאטיס עבר בערך בעוד לפני שלושה שבועות ואני עשיתי הכל בכוח שלי להיות ידידותי, אני אפילו מובא להם קלת נחמדה ובקבוק של יין, אבל הם אכלו את הבננות ויורקים את היין בפנים שלי וניגבו את הצואה שלהם ישבנים של אנכראסטאד עם המישמשים. ניסיתי להציע להם תאנים, אבל הם לקח בטעות אותם לבני אנוש של תינוק ומיד קובעים ל הוקינג אותם עד מצברים של מכונית להסתכל בהם מתפוצצים. אז אני


It's only partial though ... have to pay for the rest ... damn pay sites ...

Ooh look ... Arabic ....

حرق what ما حقا هل عصير من التفاح أزل السطح فمي عن صباح بارد شتاء عبر حار لدى كنت خارج تنفس فم و إن ثم التحمل الذي بأن يأت بسبب لا يحبون الإنسان من الثلج الطريق أفوح داخلا. لسوء الحظ قد أنجزت الإنسان من الثلج التي منقول منذ أسابيع في ثلاث حول و أنا كل شيء في قوتي بأن كان ودية - I أحضر فاكهة جميلة حاولت عرض, لكن فسروا لهم بخطأ لأجل إنسان طفل و أعد فورا انفجر عقف بأن راقب إلى حد بطاريات سيارة حول. هكذا أنا


Machine translations are always a hoot.

Ah well, at least the cup holders work.

How is hebrew similar to Arabic anyways?!

Arabic is squiggly lines... Hebrew... isn't

How is hebrew similar to Arabic anyways?!

Arabic is squiggly lines... Hebrew... isn't
erm... normal people can't read either???

How is hebrew similar to Arabic anyways?!

Similar grammar and pronunciations. They're both semitic languages ... bound to have some similarities. Kinda like English and German.

Arabic is squiggly lines... Hebrew... isn't

Arabic has more dots. :D

ow... you hurt my head with your pirate talkingness...

Yeah? Yeah?

But do they have the loogie noise?

*does that throat noise*

eh?

*invets the "Hargh!" button*

Hargh!

LMAO I'm really laughing my ass off

*flop*

damn...

Now that really did make me laugh out loud!

here's a joke you'd appreciate legless.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13! Yes those damn parental warning thingies, forced them to get rid of anything pirate, and instead replaced it with bunnies.

Oh yeah... Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Yeah? Yeah?

But do they have the loogie noise?

*does that throat noise*

eh?

Yep yep yep! Even have a separate character just for that noise.

here's a joke you'd appreciate legless.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13! Yes those damn parental warning thingies, forced them to get rid of anything pirate, and instead replaced it with bunnies.

Oh yeah... Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
*cough*old and lame joke*cough*

you ok? Sounds like you have a bad cough.

and dang them! First our land, and now our language! :'(

So is it bad that I laughed out loud after reading the first page of this thread and then told people about it? :confused:

What really burns me is hot cider tripping across the roof of my mouth on a cold winter morning when I've been outside mouth breathing and then am forced to come inside because the Yetis don't like the way I smell. Unfortunately, the Yetis moved in about three weeks ago and I have done everything in my power to be neighborly - I even brought them a nice fruit basket and a bottle of wine - but they ate the bananas and spit the wine out in my face and wiped their feces encrusted backsides with the apricots. I tried offering them figs, but they mistook them for baby humans and immediately set about hooking them up to car batteries to watch them explode. So I get stuck in the house every morning trying to figure out just how to reach the Yetis and break through their barriers of hatred and mistrust while I drink hot cider and burn the roof of my mouth. Lately I've been putting whiskey in the cider but they frown upon alcohol on the breath at mosque so I have to eat loads of mints and brush my teeth several times before leaving the house. When I do leave the house, the mint has unblocked my nasal passages so much that I have to breathe through my mouth in order to keep the biting cold out of the inside of my nose and that attracts the Yetis to the minty freshness. They subsequently chase me back into the house because, in their words, I reek of patchouli and cigarettes and the combination of such oders is against their religion and directly affects the mojo of their morning ceremonies. I tried offering them some cider the other day but all I got was blank stares and had to stand there and watch as they mindlessly scratched their heads and furrowed their brows and made every effort to understand the steaming apple beverage i was trying to pawn off on them and their people. I am under the distinct impression that Yetis have never encountered apples nor have they ever really seen many trees at all until moving in to my neighborhood and the idea of potable fruit is completely lost on them. I did notice, however, that one of the empty bottles of cider was nailed to one of my trees with a few chicken beaks and the hat of a small child. Perhaps they are trying to fend off the evil oxidation that occurs whenever they've attempted to cut up apples themselves. I think tomorrow morning I shall introduce them to lemons. I noticed that none of my other neighbors had been trying to do anything in the form of contact or cordiality, so late last night I snuck out while the Yetis were sleeping and spoke to my closest neighbor about possible reasons. I was informed that since Yetis were a mythological creature that it would be best to just ignore them until they go away and continue our efforts with the Bigfoot family around the block. I figured there may be some hidden logic to all of that, but I remember the distinct smell of apple whiskey goodness lurking under the near overwhelming mintyness of his breath and decided that it may be best to continue my experiments without worrying about what the rest of the neighborhood thinks. I suppose I could offer them some children't hats and see what they do with those, but it looks to me like they're packing to go away on a lengthy vacation. lol.
LOL

*innocent look*