NationStates Jolt Archive

Tomorrow is the offical start to the xmas season, a time of good will to all. Over the next 18 days presents will start to pile up under the tree. All of which you can't wait to open! I want no comments about its the thought that counts....

Really what is the worst xmas present you ever got? And who was it from?
Also the best one too!

an xmas kiss turned in to severe flu
One of the funniest ones was an inflatable pear from my then 4 year old sister about 5 years ago!

I was 14 at the time, and my grandma gave me a plastic poney. I am a boy, and I have never liked ponies.

Me older brother got food... he's 22

EDIT: we always joke about him being a bum and being fat

Ever had one of those aunts, who are convinced your gay and send you homo-erotic porn?

Even when it's not x-mas?

Can we make this a neutral holiday thread... that way people wont make up threads on Hanukkah.. and... umm any other holidays coming up.

*trying to remember*

Wow... i think all my Hanukkhas have been normal..., man that sux =\.

*Goes back to sacrificing muslim children, to put blood in his Latke's"

Anybody want to try?

A copy of The Highway Code. Bit of a hint, that one. Meh, I'm 21 and haven't needed to drive yet. All hail the Euro public transport network!

I'm 19 and too lazy to learn to drive... although when i move to Israel, they said i would learn one or way the other.

Now i'm afraid... If i drive a Merkava, do i still have to obey the Stop signs, if terrorists are fleeing? =\

MuhOre: sssssssssssh. They aren't supposed to know about the latkes! Next thing you'll be telling them about the special kosher doughnuts! Be quiet, and I'll stop kvetching, noch?!?

Oh yeah... I got a speeding ticket for christmas once :(

sorry, sorry!

*gives them the mind-control donuts, so the jews can continue controlling the worlds population*

Here ya go, fresh from the oven. :)

Can we make this a neutral holiday thread... that way people wont make up threads on Hanukkah.. and... umm any other holidays coming up.

*trying to remember*

Wow... i think all my Hanukkhas have been normal..., man that sux =\.

*Goes back to sacrificing muslim children, to put blood in his Latke's"

Anybody want to try?

What? Shhhh.
Next you'll be telling them that we own hollywood, the government, the media and the communist party. Ooops I've said to much.

Man, we should start a club. The "Jews Really Do Rule The World" Satire Club. DHomme, MuhOre - you up for it?

*takes out a cyanide pill* You know what you must do now...

Hmmm... only with Mod approval, cause i dont want to create a thread, only to find it locked for... whatever reasons.

So if any mods are reading this, do we have permission to create a Jewish Satire Club?

C'mon, it'll be fun! And highly offensive to people who aren't New York Jewish shmatta-loving kids!

Open with the monologue at the beginning of Snatch

C'mon, it'll be fun! And highly offensive to people who aren't New York Jewish shmatta-loving kids!

Well i'm actually a Torontonian...

and shmatta loving?

Why dont you just say Shmuck loving kids. :rolleyes:

I can't think of any here that loves their shmatta.. yup... so dirty... and ummm *runs off*

Open with the monologue at the beginning of Snatch

Whats that?

Hey, I'm a Londoner, but that doesn't stop the influence from the other side of the pond! And yes, I've never seen Snatch?

Whats that?
a movie?

Sounds racist though...


Legless Pirates is an Anti-Semite!

Let's kvetch to the B'nai Brith and force him to give us all his money on emotional damages that never occured! mwahahahahha more money for me!