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As ever, this is not just a social club for agnostics, but for people who understand the difference between agnostic and atheist.

So basically, it's a place for people to be genial to each other. Pull up a nice leather armchair by the fire in my oak-panelled drawing room, or relax in the games room at the billiards table. Over-18s can sample my wide selection of single malts.

So welcome all you gentlemen and gentleladies, and remember:

"We don't know and we don't care!"

Damn straight. As a priest of the Church of apathetic agnosticism, i declare, this place rocks :D

Damn straight. As a priest of the Church of apathetic agnosticism, i declare, this place rocks :D
Why, thank you sir. Twiglet?

Why, thank you sir. Twiglet?

Why thank you sir, haven't precured one of these fine morsals in ages.

Damn straight. As a priest of the Church of apathetic agnosticism, i declare, this place rocks :D

This place is good...could stay here awhile, sampling them single malts.
And I never knew there was a Church of Apathetic Agnosticism. How do I join?

This place is good...could stay here awhile, sampling them single malts.
And I never knew there was a Church of Apathetic Agnosticism. How do I join?

Go to the website. http://www.apatheticagnostic.com/ you can even get degrees and doctorates from there. I have an M.A. in basic agnosticism. :)

Why thank you sir, haven't precured one of these fine morsals in ages.
Quite. Red velvet dressing gown? I can have a 'K' embroidered into it in a jiffy.

*puts on 'TW'-embroidered gown, smokes pipe*

Quite. Red velvet dressing gown? I can have a 'K' embroidered into it in a jiffy.

*puts on 'TW'-embroidered gown, smokes pipe*

Don't suppose i could have a black gown at all? with red trimming so its all chusty? the K would be excellent though!

Don't suppose i could have a black gown at all? with red trimming so its all chusty? the K would be excellent though!
Yes, I think we've got some lying around here somewhere...

...Ah! Here we are. Hope you don't mind the gold stitching. I wasn't convinced at first, but I'm definitely warming to the idea.

I'll send it off at once.

Hmm, that was quick. Here you are, old chap.

Now, who's for a spot of marbles in the yard, before the afternoon rain sets in?

I hereby declare my disbelief in the great Goddess Eris Discordia (and hope she doesn't get annoyed) and join with my fellow agnostics in the hope that the apathetics can tolerate a chaotic agnostic in their midst.

I hereby declare my disbelief in the great Goddess Eris Discordia (and hope she doesn't get annoyed) and join with my fellow agnostics in the hope that the apathetics can tolerate a chaotic agnostic in their midst.
Oh, you don't have to abandon your beliefs, what-what! You just have to embrace the concept that other people are really quite spiffing, that's all.

Come along and play marbles, and later I think we have rock cakes for afternoon tea.

Yes, I think we've got some lying around here somewhere...

...Ah! Here we are. Hope you don't mind the gold stitching. I wasn't convinced at first, but I'm definitely warming to the idea.

I'll send it off at once.

Hmm, that was quick. Here you are, old chap.

Now, who's for a spot of marbles in the yard, before the afternoon rain sets in?

*Dons new robe*

Feels like i have had it for years!

Marbles eh? better bring mine out of storage...i have a dibber in there i'll have you know!

Are there any fellow Stonecutters in here?

If not, ignore me, I am crazy, there is no such thing.

Are there any fellow Stonecutters in here?

If not, ignore me, I am crazy, there is no such thing.
You never know you luck. I once knew an Imprisoned Mason, if that's at all related.

I've been a basic member of the apathetic agnostics for a while now. I don't know, there is no way of knowing and I don't care.

I've been a basic member of the apathetic agnostics for a while now. I don't know, there is no way of knowing and I don't care.
Good for you! Just try not to upset the marbles again. You're standing on them. No matter - since we're starting again, do you fancy a game?

You never know you luck. I once knew an Imprisoned Mason, if that's at all related.

Nothing is related to the Stonecutters, yet all is related to the Stonecutters.

*glances left, right*

I can say no more.

not right now, I gotta get up in 5 hours so I'm going to bed. G'night :D

Nothing is related to the Stonecutters, yet all is related to the Stonecutters.

*glances left, right*

I can say no more.
Such a shame, it's a fascinating subject. G&T?

Such a shame, it's a fascinating subject. G&T?

G&T?

G&T?
Gin & Tonic, old man, what-what! A bally good drink, too, I might add! Ice and slice?

Oh, you don't have to abandon your beliefs, what-what! You just have to embrace the concept that other people are really quite spiffing, that's all.

Ah no, my good man, you misunderstand. Disbelief in the goddess is a central tennet of Discordianism. As the Catma says, "The conclusion you jump to may be your own".

Gin & Tonic, old man, what-what! A bally good drink, too, I might add! Ice and slice?

Surely you will grant me a raincheck, as time is short.

Ah no, my good man, you misunderstand. Disbelief in the goddess is a central tennet of Discordianism. As the Catma says, "The conclusion you jump to may be your own".
Each to his own, I suppose. And yours is? (Drink, I mean)

Each to his own, I suppose. And yours is? (Drink, I mean)

I'll have a southern comfort and lemonade please!

I'll have a southern comfort and lemonade please!
Ah, so you do still drink it then. I was a bit wary about offering it to you.

It's like I always said, "there's nothing an agnostic can't do if he really doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not."

It's like I always said, "there's nothing an agnostic can't do if he really doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not."
Yes, I think you've contributed that before - see, we've even engraved it above the door. Now you're here, we can get on with the cremonial unveiling - just pull the cord, and the curtain will come off.

Ah, so you do still drink it then. I was a bit wary about offering it to you.

Of course, such a tasty tipple it is too. My other club seems to be having a crisis, of which i do not want to be involved so i am leaving it to smooth itself out.

Each to his own, I suppose. And yours is? (Drink, I mean)

Vodka, my good man, VODKA!!! A dash of coke would be nice too.

Vodka, my good man, VODKA!!! A dash of coke would be nice too.
Ice and slice?

Ice and slice?

Oh yeah, baby, oh yeah!!!

Me has a preference of brandy coke or uv blue lemonade (uv blue is blueberry vodka)

That or just strait up hot 100

Well, this seems to be a very fancy club you own here. How very british, I like it!

I would like to thank the gentlemen who presented us with the link to the church of the Apathetic Agnostics: finally I find myself in the company of men and women equally unpronouced and uncaring! Ah, the joy of being accepted as who I am!

Forgive me friends, it appears I have something in my eye *tear*

Sorry I am late old chaps. I had a train to catch.

*Pulls out bottle of Lahroaig*

I do hope this makes up for my tardiness.

Oh, and do I, as an original member of this club, get one of those nifty gowns with "LB" on it?

Ah, marvellous, a lovely place to cool my heels and enjoy a fine malt.

Anyone fancy a spot of pool or snooker?

Go to the website. http://www.apatheticagnostic.com/ you can even get degrees and doctorates from there. I have an M.A. in basic agnosticism. :)

DUDE!!!
Ahem, slightly out of character of the club there. Do forgive me, gentlemen.

Ah, marvellous, a lovely place to cool my heels and enjoy a fine malt.

Anyone fancy a spot of pool or snooker?

I'd much prefer billiards old chap. Pool and snooker...such lower-class games.
Excuse me, Jeeves? Another single malt here...you may as well bring the bottle while you're at it, my good man.

DUDE!!!
Ahem, slightly out of character of the club there. Do forgive me, gentlemen.
You are fogiven this infraction. Have a seat by the fire noble sir.

This place got so lonely and cold...

This place got so lonely and cold...
No fear, my good fellow! The woodpile is well stocked, and I'll have this place cosied up in a fraction of time!

No fear, my good fellow! The woodpile is well stocked, and I'll have this place cosied up in a fraction of time!
Ah, just what I needed. I remember the days of yore when this place was filled to the brim of people wanting to play a game of polo. Now it is empty. Or maybe my memory is fading away.

DUDE!!!
Ahem, slightly out of character of the club there. Do forgive me, gentlemen.

Forgiven my friend :) Do we have any other clergy memebers or scholars present?

Nothing is related to the Stonecutters, yet all is related to the Stonecutters.

*glances left, right*

I can say no more.
Dammit Lenny, we kicked you out...my cover is blown, I must flee.

I'd like to say as a relatively uneducated agnostic I find this thread to be awesome. I'm signing up to the website as soon as!

Davey Evans

Forgiven my friend :) Do we have any other clergy memebers or scholars present?
I like to favor myself as a scholar of the classical arts. But then I would be untruthful to someone who does not deserve it. Why? Are you?

I like to favor myself as a scholar of the classical arts. But then I would be untruthful to someone who does not deserve it. Why? Are you?
Oh, thanks LB, by the way. That post looks much better that way!

I like to favor myself as a scholar of the classical arts. But then I would be untruthful to someone who does not deserve it. Why? Are you?

I was referring to scholars and clergy of the The Church of the Apathetic Agnostic...i myself am a priest of said church and have an MA in Basic Agnosticism.

I was referring to scholars and clergy of the The Church of the Apathetic Agnostic...i myself am a priest of said church and have an MA in Basic Agnosticism.
Ah, I forget myself. I remember reading that earlier.

I myself am not. I have grew out of my agnostic ways but still hold ties to the way of life.

Oh, thanks LB, by the way. That post looks much better that way!
Not a problem.

*quickly runs through, juggeling several cats*

ALL HAIL ERIS!!! OR NOT!!!

Ah, I forget myself. I remember reading that earlier.

I myself am not. I have grew out of my agnostic ways but still hold ties to the way of life.

Yeah, you can't beat comfy slippers, a rather fetching robe and a glass of your favourite tipple :)

Yeah, you can't beat comfy slippers, a rather fetching robe and a glass of your favourite tipple :)
And the chance to talk and play polo with people of class without political debate...

*quickly runs through, juggeling several cats*

ALL HAIL ERIS!!! OR NOT!!!
And the chance to see this every now and again. I swear that boy has spirit.

And the chance to talk and play polo with people of class without political debate.

Yes, the lack of politics is particularly refreshing!

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=379569

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=379569
Is this your second parody thread now, TW? If so, a job well done.

Is this your second parody thread now, TW? If so, a job well done.

This is mine!

Is this your second parody thread now, TW? If so, a job well done.
Yes, I do believe so. Although I think the first one was pure coincidence, rather than parody.

This is mine!
Yes, but a parody of his thread made by another. Sorry for the confusion.

Yes, I do believe so. Although I think the first one was pure coincidence, rather than parody.

How are ye anyway Torhcing. I've started another Python thread btw.

How are ye anyway Torhcing. I've started another Python thread btw.
Not bad. I shall investigate.

Oh dear, what a dreadful mess. Who was supposed to be next on the cleaning rota?

All tidied up now.

*puts on embroidered TW gown*

Now, who's for a single malt?

Bit early in the day for me, can I get a coffee?

Bit early in the day for me, can I get a coffee?
Certainly.

While, I'm at it, what colour would you like your embroidered gown?

Certainly.

While, I'm at it, what colour would you like your embroidered gown?
Er, blue.

Er, blue.
Navy okay? Sorry, no Royal because it causes too many arguments.

*hands over navy gown with gold embridered N, then puts coffee tray on table in front of fire*

Take a seat in the armchair - I'll let you do your own milk and sugar.

Navy okay? Sorry, no Royal because it causes too many arguments.

*hands over navy gown with gold embridered N, then puts coffee tray on table in front of fire*

Take a seat in the armchair - I'll let you do your own milk and sugar.
Cheers, navy's perfect. Gold thread in the embroidery, very posh.
*puts on gown*
listen, this isn't one of those deals where we have to roll up trouser legs and stand in a bowl of cold porridge or anything is it?

Nice coffee.

Cheers, navy's perfect. Gold thread in the embroidery, very posh.
*puts on gown*
listen, this isn't one of those deals where we have to roll up trouser legs and stand in a bowl of cold porridge or anything is it?

Nice coffee.
Not at Christmas. That's just Hallowe'en.

Not at Christmas. That's just Hallowe'en.
Phew, that is a relief. Nice place this. Much calmer than out there.

Hi there, I am not sure i can be bother to work out if I'am a true agnostic or not. But I might make the effort for a glass of decent single malt.

Hi there, I am not sure i can be bother to work out if I'am a true agnostic or not. But I might make the effort for a glass of decent single malt.
You don't actually have to be agnostic - you just have to be tolerant of others and understand that agnosticism and atheism are not the same thing. It's quite simple really.

Sit yeself down by the fire.

You don't actually have to be agnostic - you just have to be tolerant of others and understand that agnosticism and atheism are not the same thing. It's quite simple really.

Sit yeself down by the fire.

Cheers my friend. *lounges in a wingbacked leather armchair*

Thier at it again outside, bible re bang. until anyone gets a time traveling device they should give it a rest. *sips whisky*

Mmm very nice.

You can hear them can't you? even through the double glazing.

This is all too civilised for me.

<Vas climbs up on a table with a bottle of vodka in his hand>

Screw Coke

<He lifts the bottle to his lips and drinks deeply>

Dog is Dead! *hic*

<He unbuckles his belt, opens his zipper and drops his trousers>

Hail Eris! Viva Chaos.

<He shouts as he pees in the fishbowl. He then falls over, landing roughly on the floor>

Urrrggghhh!!!

<He fades into unconsciousness>

Good entrance! Shame about the fish though.

Gosh, this thread now officially has a life of its own. Someone resurrected it who wasn't me.

Good show.

Well, cheerio, I'm off home.

Good entrance! Shame about the fish though.
Are you calling me finish?

Gosh, this thread now officially has a life of its own. Someone resurrected it who wasn't me.

Good show.

Well, cheerio, I'm off home.
Later old bean. Now, who's going behind the bar...oh he's off, the other one's unconcious...looks like I'll have to help myself :D

Are you calling me finish?
I'd say more a medium? Is that right?

Later old bean. Now, who's going behind the bar...oh he's off, the other one's unconcious...looks like I'll have to help myself :D
Ill join you :Mixes himself a UV blue lemonaid:

I'd say more a medium? Is that right?
Naw big guy wont fit in a medium (my shoulders are broad enough it pulls the sleeves over my arms funny) SOME medium talls (6-3 so … yeah) usually a large tall or xl tall :)

Ill join you :Mixes himself a UV blue lemonaid:
Oh, can I have a UV blue mermaid?

Naw big guy wont fit in a medium (my shoulders are broad enough it pulls the sleeves over my arms funny) SOME medium talls (6-3 so … yeah) usually a large tall or xl tall

So your obviously not finish then :) Me I'm shortish.

Greetings chaps! This club simply looks smashing, I think I'll join. (forgive me if I don't do well with the British accent, correct me when necessary)

May I have a Hunter Green robe? And may I make myself some whiskey sours? Also, anyone up for a game of pool, or better yet, if you know how to play, how about carrum?

Torching Witches does the robes so you'll have to ask him.

In the mean time help yourself to the bar, seems to be no one else here :)
Grab an armchair and don't worry about the unconcious guy.

Brilliant! Cigar, anybody?

Oh, can I have a UV blue mermaid?


Only if you would like ... but you got to supply the mermaid ... I dont think the bar has one

Only if you would like ... but you got to supply the mermaid ... I dont think the bar has one
Oh well, worth a try. In that case a vodka martini I think.

Thanks Maniacs, cigar would be perfect. Now then. Anyone sure of anything or are we feeling particularly agnostic today? ;)

Oh well, worth a try. In that case a vodka martini I think.

Thanks Maniacs, cigar would be perfect. Now then. Anyone sure of anything or are we feeling particularly agnostic today? ;)
I dont know if it is possible to know if I am agnostic today

I dont know if it is possible to know if I am agnostic today
I'm still debating the wisdom of opening my eyes this morning :D I'll let you know on that one.

I'm still debating the wisdom of opening my eyes this morning :D I'll let you know on that one.
Maybe I will go find a book to tell me if it is wise for you to open your eyes in the morning

But we wont read the whole thing of course ... just enough to mis-interpret

Maybe I will go find a book to tell me if it is wise for you to open your eyes in the morning

But we wont read the whole thing of course ... just enough to mis-interpret
Oh no, heaven forbid. Catchy sound bites for me, possibly something someone else wrote and the occasional web page. Everyone knows the internet never lies...

Oh no, heaven forbid. Catchy sound bites for me, possibly something someone else wrote and the occasional web page. Everyone knows the internet never lies...
That’s only good if they also misquote the mistranslated text … that makes it more respectable

That’s only good if they also misquote the mistranslated text … that makes it more respectable
I always like to quote the bloke down the pub. Saves on reading time.

:: puffs cigar ::

I'd have to say it's not important to decide how agnostic we're all feeling today.

:: sips whiskey sour ::

I'll ask again, who's up for a game of pool? I'll play 9-ball or 8-ball.

:: takes another sip ::

I always like to quote the bloke down the pub. Saves on reading time.
maybe we can just quote each other here

I always like to quote the bloke down the pub. Saves on reading time.
Yeah besides the misquoted website from a mistranslated book anecdotal evidence changes my mind every time

I mean who can argue with some of the interesting stories people come up with.

:: puffs cigar ::

I'd have to say it's not important to decide how agnostic we're all feeling today.

:: sips whiskey sour ::

I'll ask again, who's up for a game of pool? I'll play 9-ball or 8-ball.

:: takes another sip ::
BTW vodka sour is better :D

Yeah besides the misquoted website from a mistranslated book anecdotal evidence changes my mind every time

I mean who can argue with some of the interesting stories people come up with.
Quite right. I love anecdotes. So entertaining, too. Like the one time a friend of my friend was driving to New York, and...

BTW vodka sour is better :D
Vodka sour? Never heard of that, I've only had whiskey and amaretto sours. I'll have to give it a try sometime.

Quite right. I love anecdotes. So entertaining, too. Like the one time a friend of my friend was driving to New York, and...
Or this time that my friend ... was talking about someone online who quoted a freind who had talked to sdomeone online ... yeah that time I couldent help but believe

Vodka sour? Never heard of that, I've only had whiskey and amaretto sours. I'll have to give it a try sometime.
Vodka fan myself

Try a UV blue lemonade sometime … mmmmm (tastes like cool aid) but its really mostly 80 proof vodka

Quite right. I love anecdotes. So entertaining, too. Like the one time a friend of my friend was driving to New York, and...
My favorite conspiracy theory ever comes from Greece where some people believe their army has the Medusa's head hidden in a vault in case someone invades. Outstanding!

My favorite conspiracy theory ever comes from Greece where some people believe their army has the Medusa's head hidden in a vault in case someone invades. Outstanding!
But...how would they get it out? Send in a robot? Send in someone blindfolded and let him feel his way around until he gets it?
Vodka fan myself

Try a UV blue lemonade sometime … mmmmm (tastes like cool aid) but its really mostly 80 proof vodka
Oh dear...I think I would quite probably get sick from that. I don't enjoy thowing up. Not one bit.

But...how would they get it out? Send in a robot? Send in someone blindfolded and let him feel his way around until he gets it?

Oh dear...I think I would quite probably get sick from that. I don't enjoy thowing up. Not one bit.
I don’t have that problem … the once every two months that I actually get a day or two off … we party

And lets just say I don’t get nauseous at all … my normal drink used to be strait up hot 100 (100 proof cinnamon shapps)

But...how would they get it out? Send in a robot? Send in someone blindfolded and let him feel his way around until he gets it?
They're never clear but of the ones I heard my favourite one was " they won't look at it." :D

Ah well, I had better be leaving now. Later, chaps! Hopefully Torching Witches can get me that robe for me for when I get back. :)

Me too. Things to do. Dinner to eat.

Blah. You're all too happy. What you need is some good ol' chronic depression.

Tally-ho! I'm back! Anybody here?

Tally-ho! I'm back! Anybody here?
Me!

Ah, smashing! Care for a cigar? Pour yourself a drink, chap.

*pours self some tea before sitting down in a plushy armchair*

Tally-ho! I'm back! Anybody here?
Yup here :)

Still agnostic

Yes, I believe I'm still agnostic too...Superpower, just a tea? Nothing stronger? I do believe it's time to eat, drink and be merry!

Yes, I believe I'm still agnostic too...Superpower, just a tea? Nothing stronger? I do believe it's time to eat, drink and be merry!
I'm pretty merry as it is

Excellent. I'm feeling a bit debaucherous tonight, I think I'll grab the peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup. :)

Evening gentlemen. I suppose you left me a seat?

Plenty of seats. Grab an armchair, or even one of the couches if you would prefer. Cigar?

Plenty of seats. Grab an armchair, or even one of the couches if you would prefer. Cigar?
No, I gave up smoking. I brought a bottle of Brandy. Feel free to partake.

*Relaxs in armchair*

*sips brandy out of snifter*

So, gentlemen, how are your investments treating you?

*sips brandy out of snifter*

So, gentlemen, how are your investments treating you?
Absolutely horrid. My portfolio went down nealry 3%.

Absolutely horrid. My portfolio went down nealry 3%.
Mine as well, chap. Real estate sales are hard to come by these days. *sigh*

Mine as well, chap. Real estate sales are hard to come by these days. *sigh*
Ah well.

:: raises glass ::

Here's to better days ahead.

Dear oh dear, this place is in a right state in the mornings...

Dear oh dear, this place is in a right state in the mornings...
Quite. We've had terrible trouble with the agency cleaners. My aunt used to help out, but she's passed on now. Chiswick, I believe.

Quite. We've had terrible trouble with the agency cleaners. My aunt used to help out, but she's passed on now. Chiswick, I believe.
Pah, agency cleaners. What we need is valets and possibly a butler to keep em in line.

Pah, agency cleaners. What we need is valets and possibly a butler to keep em in line.
The butler gets two weeks either side of Christmas off. He's skiing somewhere in the Alps right at this moment. So we have to make our own afternoon tea, etc, for a little while. Should be jolly exciting.

Word to the wise. The creator of the word 'agnostic' was himself a theist, and labelled himself as agnostic. Perhaps atheist, meaning not a theist, would be a better choice than agnostic?

Word to the wise. The creator of the word 'agnostic' was himself a theist, and labelled himself as agnostic. Perhaps atheist, meaning not a theist, would be a better choice than agnostic?
Err, we're not sure.... :D

Word to the wise. The creator of the word 'agnostic' was himself a theist, and labelled himself as agnostic. Perhaps atheist, meaning not a theist, would be a better choice than agnostic?
No. This isn't a place for religious discussion (well, not of that sort). Our motto is "We Don't Know And We Don't Care!" We're here to be pleasant to each other.

Just to reiterate, though. An agnostic claims not to know whether there is a god. An atheist claims there is no god.

No. This isn't a place for religious discussion (well, not of that sort). Our motto is "We Don't Know And We Don't Care!" We're here to be pleasant to each other.

Just to reiterate, though. An agnostic claims not to know whether there is a god. An atheist claims there is no god.
Yup, agnostic, from greek: "gnostos" meaning known: "a-gnostos" meaning un-known.
We're also here to discuss how come the butler gets more holidays than us.

Yup, agnostic, from greek: "gnostos" meaning known: "a-gnostos" meaning un-known.
We're also here to discuss how come the butler gets more holidays than us.
I'm a generous employer. What can you do.

I'm a generous employer. What can you do.
Complain, in a halfhearted hope the butler doesn't get to hear about it it kind of way and then go sulk in an armchair by the fire.

Complain, in a halfhearted hope the butler doesn't get to hear about it it kind of way and then go sulk in an armchair by the fire.
With a single malt?

With a single malt?
Sod it it's Friday, why not.

Sod it it's Friday, why not.
That's the spirit! Pun fully intentional, old chap.

That's the spirit! Pun fully intentional, old chap.
Marvelous old bean :D
Well better do some work for a while, back later!

Somebody brought a single malt? Glad I came back!

Well sounds like the howls of protest are getting louder now. We may have to batten down the hatches...

Well sounds like the howls of protest are getting louder now. We may have to batten down the hatches...
What? This is a club that excepts anybody who is openminded. They are welcome here if they want to be.

What? This is a club that excepts anybody who is openminded. They are welcome here if they want to be.
I never said lock the door! Just shut the noise out. :)

I never said lock the door! Just shut the noise out. :)
Ah, yes. Good idea old chap. It is true that we can hear them through the double glazing.

So what is everyone up to this fine morn?

So what is everyone up to this fine morn?
Just wishing I did not have insomnia and still trying to get rid of a buzz. You?

Just wishing I did not have insomnia and still trying to get rid of a buzz. You?
Work :( :( :( :( lol

I should be at work, but I am sick.

I should be at work, but I am sick.
Pole sana bwana

Work :( :( :( :( lol
How sad. Only reason why I am up is because yesterday was my last day of finals. Me and my roommates had to go out drinking. And now I can not sleep.

Sorry you have to work why I am off being a horrible person :(

How sad. Only reason why I am up is because yesterday was my last day of finals. Me and my roommates had to go out drinking. And now I can not sleep.

Sorry you have to work why I am off being a horrible person :(
Lol its fine ... I got finals through next wed ... and they are paying me good to sit here and watch the network :p

Lol its fine ... I got finals through next wed ... and they are paying me good to sit here and watch the network :p
Well, at least you get some bonus. :)

Well, at least you get some bonus. :)
Yup

and get to spend 8 hours a day on here posting!

Yup

and get to spend 8 hours a day on here posting!
Whee! I want a job like that.

I'm at work too, but I think I'd much rather be in TW's Oak panelled drawing room in one of those Monogramed robes. *sigh*

I'm at work too, but I think I'd much rather be in TW's Oak panelled drawing room in one of those Monogramed robes. *sigh*
Should I tell him it's all an illusion, or does someone else want that dubious honour?

Should I tell him it's all an illusion, or does someone else want that dubious honour?
You may.

You may.
Oh shit, why me?

Oh shit, why me?
Because you asked?

i figured it was too good to be true. alas....

oh and i'm a her not a him :)

i should be wearing my girly font i guess -lol

i figured it was too good to be true. alas....

oh and i'm a her not a him :)

i should be wearing my girly font i guess -lol
A woman in our club? I will not have this!

A woman in our club? I will not have this!
Now now, 21st century and all that.

A woman in our club? I will not have this!


:(

:(
I suppose we can let you in because of affirmative action. Welcome!

:(
Just get him a drink and he'll be fine :)

Just get him a drink and he'll be fine :)

alright, but i'm not wearing any tight ,short, revealing, french maid outfits for their viewing pleasure.


well at least not until i have a few samples of those single malts

alright, but i'm not wearing any tight ,short, revealing, french maid outfits for their viewing pleasure.


well at least not until i have a few samples of those single malts
LOL, just make do with your girly font then :D

alright, but i'm not wearing any tight ,short, revealing, french maid outfits for their viewing pleasure.


well at least not until i have a few samples of those single malts
As long as the option is still available, you are in.

As ever, this is not just a social club for agnostics, but for people who understand the difference between agnostic and atheist.

So basically, it's a place for people to be genial to each other. Pull up a nice leather armchair by the fire in my oak-panelled drawing room, or relax in the games room at the billiards table. Over-18s can sample my wide selection of single malts.

So welcome all you gentlemen and gentleladies, and remember:

"We don't know and we don't care!"
*ahem*

*ahem*
Damn you and your rules! I wanted to parody the little rascals.

Quick pay for your drinks and make the place look a little respectable. He's back!

*runs around in gibbering panic until others have cleaned up then sits quietly in a corner*

oh crap- did i break a rule by revealing my gender? sorry bout that. i guess i wasnt sure what the "We dont know and we dont care" was not knowing and caring about. my apologies

oh crap- did i break a rule by revealing my gender? sorry bout that. i guess i wasnt sure what the "We dont know and we dont care" was not knowing and caring about. my apologies
Not a problem. It would be like me reavealing that I am not an agnostic...oops.

Not a problem. It would be like me reavealing that I am not an agnostic...oops.
Are you sure ;)

Hullo gents. I offer everyone a Romeo Y Julieta No.1 off my shipment from Havana this morning. Family business and such, I don’t much care for shipping things, nor about anything else, but the cigars are nice, I hope they are enough to let me in into the pleasant clubs house, although I don’t really care at the same time.

P.S. the girls dont get cigars, its unladylike

Ok I got to post this and ask if you agree

Got into an argument with Someone claming to be agnostic in the “anti Christianity movement on the rize” thread


Confusing The meaning of agnostic with Gnostic


(while frustrating cause they kept telling us they knew better)

I was curious if anyone here has done the same thing … really believed in Gnosticism rather then agnosticism

Agnostic


ag•nos•tic P Pronunciation Key ( g-n s t k)
n.
1.
a. One who believes that it is impossible to know whether there is a God.
b. One who is skeptical about the existence of God but does not profess true atheism.
2. One who is doubtful or noncommittal about something.




And Gnostic

Gnos•ti•cism P Pronunciation Key (n s t -s z m)
n.
The doctrines of certain pre-Christian pagan, Jewish, and early Christian sects that valued the revealed knowledge of God and of the origin and end of the human race as a means to attain redemption for the spiritual element in humans and that distinguished the Demiurge from the unknowable Divine Being.

You were right.

You were right.
I thought I was :p but just curious ... it is an easy mistake to make ... just curious as to who follows what

I thought I was :p but just curious ... it is an easy mistake to make ... just curious as to who follows what
I was just trying to defend the kid because he was being attacked by everyone. :)
Anyway, time for me to pass out.

I was just trying to defend the kid because he was being attacked by everyone. :)
I know … I would have been fine if he was like “alright guess I am Gnostic”

But no he started with saying he was a REAL agnostic (which is the OPPOSITE of what he professed to be) then he continued to use GNOSTIC

And when we pointed it out (me first) he said that I shouldn’t tell him what he is studying to believe (if he is studying he should listen to other points of view … much less those with reputable sources like a DICTIONARY) and continued to say the rest of the world was wrong

Lol

At least I proved one thing

As critical as I sometimes am of Christianity it is usually because of its members blindness … and people like the Gnostic guy who walks around thinking he is superior while wrong got it just as bad ;)

I am argumentative equally

I was just trying to defend the kid because he was being attacked by everyone. :)
Anyway, time for me to pass out.
Pass out as much as you like.
Firaset, the cigars sound marvelous.

I think I am an honourary agnostic as I never know what I am going to believe next.

Pass out as much as you like.
Firaset, the cigars sound marvelous.

I think I am an honourary agnostic as I never know what I am going to believe next.


LOL

You know I find this fine establishment awfully masculine... I say along with the smoking jackets and cigars we have some stolas and long cigarette holders... yes, and a bridge table next to the billards.

oh I'd look fabulous with a martini in one hand and one of those long cig holders in the other.....


dry,shaken not stirred, extra olives please

oh I'd look fabulous with a martini in one hand and one of those long cig holders in the other.....


dry,shaken not stirred, extra olives please
*goes to get peechland her drink*

*goes to get peechland her drink*


How gentlemanly like....thank you.

How gentlemanly like....thank you.
Was just hoping for a :fluffle:

Did everyone else just get dumped out of the forum? Wierd.
If we're going to have a billiard table can we have large potted plants and wood panelled walls?

Ah Bartender, a round of drinks for my freinds.

I must say I like the panelling and the card table.

I was wondering if anyone would like to try the Dinning rooms I have built on, just through the connecting door. Full silver service of course, and the cellar is particularly fine.
On me of course.

Was just hoping for a :fluffle:

OMG...how could I not :fluffle: after you getting my drink?!


:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:


and then :fluffle: again.

OMG...how could I not :fluffle: after you getting my drink?!


:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:


and then :fluffle: again.
*feels knees getting week*

lol I might be the first person in history fluffled to death

and I LIKE IT

Did I mention that over the Dinning area, there are rooms?

Did I mention that over the Dinning area, there are rooms?


LOL.....is that a subtle way of telling U.T and I to "get a room" if we wanna fluffle?

LOL.....is that a subtle way of telling U.T and I to "get a room" if we wanna fluffle?

No, just should you wish to do more you could.
Alternatively, just go ahead here, I'm sure no one would be that bothered. And leather wipes down,

:D

No, just should you wish to do more you could.
Alternatively, just go ahead here, I'm sure no one would be that bothered. And leather wipes down,

:D
I think on second thoughts I'll eat at home today. :p