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What would you wish for if a genie offered you 3 wishes
(no you cannot wish for more wishes) :rolleyes:

hmm that the good guys had won the civil war
that the good guys had won ww2
i dont think i would need the last wish

I would'nt use them as I could horribly screw things up. Things arnet that bad.

time travel ability
mind reading
perfect health until I felt like dying

hmm that the good guys had won the civil war
that the good guys had won ww2
i dont think i would need the last wish
I agree with the first one, but not for the same reasons as you
other than that I have no Idea what I would wish for

- be a knowledge base of everything computer
- be able to time travel
- to be a shape-changer

1.be able to gant my own wishes with absolutly no catches that would in my opinion be negative or that I my have conflicting opinions over accepting
Don't need any more all grant them my self.

1: Mind Control
2: Immortality (I can die when I want too though)
3: Ham Sandwich

1. Pair of wings
2. Second head
3. Pet dinosaur

Let's see :

1. Children of my own.
2. Peace and tolerance throughout the world.
3. Grant the Genie's wish.

1. To be able to transcend time & space

2. To live through multiple lifetimes

3. To be accompanied on my journeys by a series of comely young men and women, and/or possibly a robotic dog.

1. To be able to transcend time & space

2. To live through multiple lifetimes

3. To be accompanied on my journeys by a series of comely young men and women, and/or possibly a robotic dog.
Nice try Dr. but we're still not giving you back the Tardis.
Sincerely, The Daleks.

1)to acquire Jedi-like powers
2)that every election ever undertaken in the future be honest (are you listening, Jebbie?)
3)Ability to alter my health on a molecular level (i.e. kinda like immortality, but also the ability to mutate my DNA so I could grow taller and stronger without exercise, etc) :D Though this might be covered by the 'Jedi-like powers;' Jedi healers are mentioned in some of the SW novels.

Time Travel
Immortality
Mind Control

a briefcase with lots and lots of replenishing money.
my unlimited money not affecting the countries currency flow, keeping that unlimited money valuable.
...
Marijuana to be legalised.

call me selfish.

1: To be able to live in multiple worlds and times through multiple incarnations.
2: In each one to be a legendary hero with a totally awesome weapon.
3: NOT to have my fate be predetermined or have me be some sort of Eternal Champion forced through misery and angst angst angst.

God, I could never see Michael Moorcock ever writing a happy story. Or a story without using the word 'and' less then four times in a sentence.

Eternal youth
Invincibility except if I suicide
Be able to change my apparence to look like anyone I want to.

What would you wish for if a genie offered you 3 wishes
(no you cannot wish for more wishes) :rolleyes:

1:I Would Wish That Mankind Will Stop Thinking In Self Intrests
2:I Would Give My 2nd Wish To My Mom
3:That I Could Edit My Life In A Way That Would Please Me

Hmm. Using them all up at once would be a bit daft, but I think I'd go for getting rid of the fact that I get stupidly stressed by everyday stuff. Not the stuff, just the associated stress. Once rid of that I don't know what I'd want, so I'd save those wishes.

1:I Would Wish That Mankind Will Stop Thinking In Self Intrests
2:I Would Give My 2nd Wish To My Mom
3:That I Could Edit My Life In A Way That Would Please Me

Wishes one and two are a little contradicting, no? Anyway...

1. To know if there is/are any god(s)/godess(es).

2. If wish #1 is a yes, I'd wish for the truth. If no, I'd wish to know the secret of life.

3. I'd wish for the power to spread the knowledge gained from wish #2.

1. True happiness for me for the rest of my life.
2. True happiness for everyone I care about for the rest of their lives, so long as it does not cause someone else to suffer needlessly.
3. The perfect Italian grinder.

#1 I would wish that I could handle omnipotence without it altering my base personality.

#2 I would wish to be Omnipotent.

#3 I would wish that such power could never be stripped from me, even by another's wish.

:D

Then the fun would really begin.

1) the insane mental powers. im talkin every molecule i can do anything with, for example, i could take a molecule out of anything then it would probalby combust or something. that and i could use molecules to do stuff like make me float, that kinda thing. and i would be able to read mind, move stuff, sense danger, see the future. i would be elite.

2) the power to help other people with whatever they need

3) at the end of every month, i would like to stumble on another genie. (that kinda goes against the rule, but genies like to take things literally, so that one might work)

if not, then my alt. number three would be

3.5) your average person to gain some sense. no offense to average people, of course

1) the insane mental powers. im talkin every molecule i can do anything with, for example, i could take a molecule out of anything then it would probalby combust or something. that and i could use molecules to do stuff like make me float, that kinda thing. and i would be able to read mind, move stuff, sense danger, see the future. i would be elite.

2) the power to help other people with whatever they need

3) at the end of every month, i would like to stumble on another genie. (that kinda goes against the rule, but genies like to take things literally, so that one might work)

if not, then my alt. number three would be

3.5) your average person to gain some sense. no offense to average people, of course

First off, its SPARKIMUS PRIME!!

Secondly, you don't need any of those wishes when you have D-cups of justice and chainsaw hands.

First off, its SPARKIMUS PRIME!!

Secondly, you don't need any of those wishes when you have D-cups of justice and chainsaw hands.

I like you. You're silly. :)

First off, its SPARKIMUS PRIME!!

Secondly, you don't need any of those wishes when you have D-cups of justice and chainsaw hands.

Ah, SeaLab. I approve.

Ah, SeaLab. I approve.

Yeah, I created this nation just so I could respond to the Adrianne Barbeaubot

Immortality
Shapeshifting
What the genie wants

Yeah, I created this nation just so I could respond to the Adrianne Barbeaubot

Who are you otherwise?

Immortality
Shapeshifting
What the genie wants

What if the genie wants something impractical. Like the obliteration of the Universe.
I keep most of my stuff there you know. :mad:

1) to be thin and beautiful
2) to be talanted
3) to be loved

1)That I would have jedi like powers-but super powerful in a good way
2) That I would be truely happy
3) time travel-with out altering the future or past

1) to be thin and beautiful
2) to be talanted
3) to be loved

You don't need to wish for those things; you already have them all.

Infinite Genies.

The the answer to 'pi'.

For infinity and '42' to be the exact same number.

3:That I Could Edit My Life In A Way That Would Please Me
That and a photoshop-like undo system. The third wish is pocketed for an emergency.

1. A billion dollars.
2. The ability to live through my high school years again while remembering everything I know now.
3. The ability to manipulate my body as I wish. Even to switching genders instantly should I so choose.

1. Unlimited money

2. A circle of people I care about who can I can enjoy my time with and spread the funds from wish #1 to.

3. The standard "Physical perfection with no effort" wish which allows me to eat a pint of ice cream a day and still win gold medals in every single Olympic event

Hmmm...let me think.


To be famous (or infamous) at anything of my choosing.
To have unlimited power and wealth.
The ability to slow down or speed up time at my whim.

1) The ability to bend others to my will (mind control if you want to call it that)

2) The power to control myself and my surroundings and to create objects, on a sub-atomic level.

3) I might wish for lots of naked nymphomaniac women but that's covered by wish #1. I might wish for really bitching armour and weapons or tons of material wealth but again that's covered in wish #2. I might wish for shapeshifting or the ability to heal myself instantly, again that's covered in wish #2. I might wish for an army of kick arse robots... wish #2 again.

I suppose I would just wish for a really good friend to share the same powers/abilities as me so that I wouldn't get bored with being a god. Failing that I would wish for many interesting and eventful things to happen to me.


I think I've covered almost everything there... oh and who cares about being selfish... I deserve it!

I only need two:

1. A million ducks
2. A 12 inch pianist

I only need two:

1. A million ducks
2. A 12 inch pianist
:D:D:D:D:D

and a bar to go to....

0. My teachers to stop counting from zero
1. an infinite bottle of beer
2. another one of those

First I'd ask for the ability to duplicate things, so I could duplicate money, and never have to work again.

Then I would ask for the ability to read minds.

I'd save the last wish.

Easy one

1. To have total control over all mtter in the universe
2. To be able to manipulate all matter in the universe
3. A Turkey

You don't need to wish for those things; you already have them all.
uh, no I dont.....

1. To know the answers to all the mysteries of the universe
2. To be genuinely happy for the rest of my life
3. I like Maraque's idea of the ability to duplicate things, so I'll have that one as well if (s)he doesn't mind :)

1. to be the extreme ruler of everything that can never die.
2. that the Colts win the Superbowl.
3. fix owen wilson's nose.

1. Supermans powers (jedi smedi eat heat vision suckas)
2. Kyptonite not to exist (hear that no weakness or comupance)
3. Immortality i guess

Selfish but what you gonna do i'm the one with the genie.

1. to be the extreme ruler of everything that can never die.
2. that the Colts win the Superbowl.
3. fix owen wilson's nose.

I needed a third wish, and Owen Wilson needs a new nose.

His chances of free rhinoplasty just doubled.

1:To be reborn at the moment of death with all memories and knowledge retained...(Bit like immortality but this way any screw ups in previous lives won't affect you.)

2: The ability to see specific events from the future (lottery draws, who wins elections etc)

3: To know the answer instictively to any question I am asked.

1) Eternal youth and immortality
2) That I be the most attractive person in creation
3) 1 billion dollars.

Man, I'd be set. :D

1. Infinate money
2. Mind reading
3. Ability to become invisible when i wanted

For infinity and '42' to be the exact same number.

Wouldn't that mean that whenever anyone reaches the age of 42, they would become infinitely old and will crumble to dust?

1. I wish Hillary Clinton and Rush Limbaugh would have a hot one night stand which brings forth a bastard child destined to be the anti-christ.

2. I wish for peace and love through out the world

3. I wish Ben Affleck could learn to act

1. I wish for all of your wishes!
2. I wish for all of your wishes for my friends... Except I have none!
3. I wish to die!

1 - To feel that you have made a difference
2 - Not to out live my children
3 - To have a IT manager who does not block this site

1) The ability to travel through space and time, and to be able to choose the alternate dimension that I am time traveling to. (so I dont get lost in a series of hell on earth type dimensions.)

2) The ability to selectivly read minds and influence people with my psychic abilities (I don't want total mind control...zombies are not very fun.)

3) The ability to be reincarnated with all previous knowlege, memeory, powers and personality.


I am also asuming that along with the wish, I will be fully knowlegable and aware on how to use these powers. No power is that good if you dont know how to use it or if you are unaware you possess them.

1. Immortality.
2. The ability to control omnipotency.
3. Being Omnipotent.