NationStates Jolt Archive

What falls out? Crumbs? Hair? Aliens?

mine was mostly crumbs and a little dog hair

that remidns me i have to take my keyboard "apart" and clean it again

A little dust.
But I can seen more dust, crumbs, sunflower seeds.

What falls out? Crumbs? Hair? Aliens?

mine was mostly crumbs and a little dog hair



I didn't know dogs used computers. Mine is old crumbs and a brownish paste, which I don't care to know what it is.

I didn't know dogs used computers. Mine is old crumbs and a brownish paste, which I don't care to know what it is.

DUDE! I see you have never had a dog...When you have one, their hair gets everywhere
:rolleyes:

Hmmm nothing … ohhh yeah my air compressor (I get bored and always clean my keyboard) not a clean person but I know the tendency to get dirty

I was thinking about a person who called tech support asying that his keyboard would not work...he cleaned it in his sink...REMOVING ALL OF THE KEYS to clean them individually....he did not dry it before plugging it into his computer :headbang:

Hot damn, a quarter! Whoh, five quarters! :D

Hot pepper flakes... hmm, apparently my stepdad was eating at the computer.

Crums, dust and hair.

Nothing

My dads computer on the other hand would be scary, probably some mold.

But then i cant knock up my post count with useless crap :eek:
i just did
Ill check later ;)

But then i cant knock up my post count with useless crap

so what your trying to say i'm knocking up my post count?

well i Am and 18 left till 500

so what your trying to say i'm knocking up my post count?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAT :confused:

If I did that, the library lady would most probably come over and hit me with a big, fat book..

make that 17

well i Am and 18 left till 500
Er no i was talking about myself but good for you

Er no i was talking about myself but good for you
Oh i guess that makes it 16 now

thanks by the way

make that 17
Thats clever cause everytime you post the target goes down and an Angel loses its Wings ;)
wow im closing in on 900 if i post again ill bre one closer hmmm :confused:

Oh i guess that makes it 16 now
there you go you know the trick ;)

thanks by the way
No worries ;)
im good at posting crap ;)

turns out i like the wink today ;)

No worries ;)
im good at posting crap ;)
sounds good

Spamming is bad.

Oh, and nothing came out. I keep my keyboard cleanish.

what was that about angels and wings, it's confusing

Spamming is bad.

Oh, and nothing came out. I keep my keyboard cleanish.
OK fine then no more spamming

OK fine then no more spamming
OOPS i did it again

hairs and dust yo.

Definitely crumbs. I had to turn off my computer and suck the crumbs up with a vaccum brush. XD

- Asylum Nova

OMG! I found the usual crumbs and such, but noticed brown sludge and some green growth under there that hadn't fallen so I popped off my keys. I found an entire advanced civilisation of microscopic beings living in the forest of mold growing under my keyboard.

They are even now instructing me in higher math and quantum physics. The bad news is that they have been networking with all of the other "keyboard dwellers" and plan to invade and take over the world by disabling our computers next week. :sniper:

OMG! I found the usual crumbs and such, but noticed brown sludge and some green growth under there that hadn't fallen so I popped off my keys. I found an entire advanced civilisation of microscopic beings living in the forest of mold growing under my keyboard.

They are even now instructing me in higher math and quantum physics. The bad news is that they have been networking with all of the other "keyboard dwellers" and plan to invade and take over the world by disabling our computers next week. :sniper:
gotta love the crack pot theories :p

crumbs, dust and little bits of popcorn seeds... you know that stuff that always gets stuck in your teeth...

i had aliens fall out of my keyboard
:sniper:

Crumbs, hair. Stupid laptop.

A suprisingly large amount of pot seeds and dust...

Shocking.

Crumbs, hair. Stupid laptop.
A computer fell out of you keyboard? Neat.

Dust. Dirt. I don't eat at my computer.

Nothing. I just spent $2500 on this new computer, so I am extra anal retentive about it still.

A suprisingly large amount of pot seeds and dust...

Shocking.
hello friend

Sesame seeds. Bits of dried out mud. Crumbs. I think they might be Hostess Cupcake crumbs. And...WHOA! Abe Vigoda! That's where you've been hiding!! :eek:

Sesame seeds. Bits of dried out mud. Crumbs. I think they might be Hostess Cupcake crumbs. And...WHOA! Abe Vigoda! That's where you've been hiding!! :eek:

Check for Jimmy Hoffa.

Sesame seeds. Bits of dried out mud. Crumbs. I think they might be Hostess Cupcake crumbs. And...WHOA! Abe Vigoda! That's where you've been hiding!! :eek:
No Jerry Garcia? i'm dissapointed

One time I found the answer to the free will question in my couch. Then, I lost it in my car. Sorry philosophy majors.

Nope. No other human corpses. Breathing or otherwise.

What do you think I am, some kind of sicko?!?

Nope. No other human corpses. Breathing or otherwise.

What do you think I am, some kind of sicko?!?
obviously you haven't seen half baked

Whoa, a dead spider.

That's where my car keys went! Thanks!

crumbs, now added to the crumbs that are for some reason under my keyboard.

your mom

Crumbs and dust. Quite alot. Do cleaners never clean work keyboards anywhere?

Well I turned it upside down and all, but nothing came out.

hmm...*shakes keyboard*

nope nothing came out...=(

Some dog hair, that's about it.

ah i did it 1/3 of a staple dog hair a piece of the inner locking ring of a CD case some sort of seed

your mom
i was waiting for that and unfortunatly it twas neither my mom nor your mom but your mom :eek:

Holy smoke-- Pot flakes from a week ago.

*Turns upside down and shakes*

*THUD!*

Wow! I had a Ford Focus in this thing!

I found a thread that I thought was dead. But it it still alive! :D

I found a thread that I thought was dead. But it it still alive! :D

*Brutally murders thread*

MWAHAHAHAHA!

*Brutally murders thread*

MWAHAHAHAHA!
NOOOOOO!

NOOOOOO!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Never fear i am here and once again i will awaken the sleeping beastMWaaahahahahahahahhahahaha

*Brutally murders thread*

MWAHAHAHAHA!

Would you still want to murder this thread...if it had a cute doggy in it?

http://img119.exs.cx/img119/8775/spikes7cv.jpg

Would you still want to murder this thread...if it had a cute doggy in it?

http://img119.exs.cx/img119/8775/spikes7cv.jpg

*Shoots dog in head*

*Shoots dog in head*

Noooooooo, fido!

I don't like you, you're like Lobo.
http://img40.exs.cx/img40/8933/lobokickass7hq.jpg

Haven't looked at this thread in a while, I wonder what...

:eek:

Gee, some interesting things fall out of some people's keyboards.

*backs away from disfigured puppy, smiling nicely as he edges towards the door*

Lessee... *shake-shake* dust... a few plastic shavings... hair... mostly mine... and no affordable compressed air within 50 miles....

*turns keyboard upside down*

Hmmm. Hair and bits of croissant. I was hoping for something more interesting.

Hmm, I had a great sense of anticipation until my keyboard shaking only revealed the same dumb crumbs and hair.

Ah well.

Noooooooo, fido!

I don't like you, you're like Lobo.
http://img40.exs.cx/img40/8933/lobokickass7hq.jpg

Now that front cover looks cool.

*Shoots dog corpse repeatedly*

*shoots The Imperial Navy lots of times in the head in revenge for fido*
:mp5:

*shoots The Imperial Navy lots of times in the head in revenge for fido*
:mp5:

*Ping Ping Ping!*

*Is immune to bullets*

*Rips Dumners head off*

*Ping Ping Ping!*

*Is immune to bullets*

*Rips Dumners head off*
I swear, TIN, I will have my revenge. You have taken out the others I have sent at you but in the end you will fall. Mark my words, this thread will be avenged.

I swear, TIN, I will have my revenge. You have taken out the others I have sent at you but in the end you will fall. Mark my words, this thread will be avenged.

And I will be waiting for you... :upyours:

MWAHAHAHA!

*gets up because I never use my head anyway and strangles The Imperial Navy*

*tries to talk but that is hard without a head*

*gets up because I never use my head anyway and strangles The Imperial Navy*

*tries to talk but that is hard without a head*

*Yawn*

*Pulverises Dumner into a fine paste, and forces Los Banditos to eat the paste*

*Yawn*

*Pulverises Dumner into a fine paste, and forces Los Banditos to eat the paste*
When will my suffering end?

Some uncooked popcorn kernels. Occasionally I'll see something funny, and start laughing and spit unchewed bits of popcorn into my keyboard.

*takes control of Los Banditos body and kicks the...stuff out of The Imperial Navy*

ha now I can talk!

Nothing, but this is not my keyboard, it is the library's. Never seen them clean them though.

*takes control of Los Banditos body and kicks the...stuff out of The Imperial Navy*

ha now I can talk!

*Grinds Posessed Los Banditos into fine paste and seals in airtight container*

*Grinds Posessed Los Banditos into fine paste and seals in airtight container*
Great. Good job Dumner, or should I say dumber (hahahaha I crack myself up). Now I will never get revenge.

you did eat me remember.

My keyboard is just grim.

As grim as you can get.

In fact its actually brown as its neverbeen washed in the three years I have had it, or since it was first brought at my work.

Don't need to shake it - I can see between the keys; hair, mud, peat, crisps, bit of foil, hole punch ends (big accident - one shift key doesn't work cos of that). And I think thats grease from mending a motor.

In fact I think I will stop looking now :/

Now that front cover looks cool.

*Shoots dog corpse repeatedly*

Shooting dead dogs makes baby jesus cry. :(

Shooting dead dogs makes baby jesus cry. :(

Excellent. :D

http://img52.exs.cx/img52/1479/deaddog0tg.jpg

This dog suffers pain!

http://img41.exs.cx/img41/8643/d2eevilclownad.gif

Oh my god, you're like this evil clown. :eek:

http://img97.exs.cx/img97/5994/deadrabbit3rj.jpg

Dead Rabbit!

MWAHAHAHAHA!

Aieeeeeeee!

Uber picture pwnage!!!111!!!shift+1!!!!!

http://img7.exs.cx/img7/750/bizarrepumpkin3yp.gif

Did the keyboard thang, and not quite sure what fell out, but it smoked just fine!

The walls are breathing!

Im not going to check mine cause Im afraid what might fall out. But it certainly is refreshing to see some people here who dont take themselves too seriously.

But it certainly is refreshing to see some people here who dont take themselves too seriously.

*looks around*

Who would that be, then?

*turns upside down and shakes*

...Jimmy Hoffa... What the @#$&!!!!!!...

Damn, I hate getting minor celebrities stuck in my keyboard.

When I shook my keyboard, all I found was the cast of Big Brother... not even celebreties...

alot of crumbs and dust, but thats not thew worst part, when I lifted up my keyboard I found some strange crushed debris which i have, through taste and smell, deterimed to be month old mouldy pizza crust and/or doritos :gundge:


I also noticed my number pad had a thicker coating of dust than the rest of the keyboard :eek:


well I am going to go vaccum my keyboard and wipe down it and the immeiate area with some ammonia mixed w/ bleach.

now where did I put my gas mask....