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Paradise club an excuse to cyber?

Indiru
06-12-2004, 02:13
Sorry guys, probably being a prat, but it for all of you guys claiming to be sophisticated politicos and then going on and putting stuff like:

"she walked in wearing nothing but a leather thong..."

It pisses me off. If you're horny, masturbate, that's what your genitals are partly there for okay? Don't plague us with your sexual fantasies.
Superpower07
06-12-2004, 02:14
LOL I was just thinking that
Terra - Domina
06-12-2004, 02:14
lol

i didnt know threads like this existed

omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woot
Von Witzleben
06-12-2004, 02:15
Sorry guys, probably being a prat, but it for all of you guys claiming to be sophisticated politicos and then going on and putting stuff like:

"she walked in wearing nothing but a leather thong..."

It pisses me off. If you're horny, masturbate, that's what your genitals are partly there for okay? Don't plague us with your sexual fantasies.
*Ties up Indiru and pours hot wax across her chest. Breaks out whipped cream.*
Tactical Grace
06-12-2004, 02:17
*Emerges from shower, hot, moist and steamy*

Ah, it's all good fun, I used to be a General Forum socialite in my pre-Mod days...just drop a link in Moderation if stuff gets too sexually explicit.

*Wraps himself in a towel*
Cable Television
06-12-2004, 02:17
Leather thong? Wouldn't that chaf?

Seriously, what else did you think the club was for? I wouldn't click on that thread without putting a rubber on my mouse first.
Von Witzleben
06-12-2004, 02:18
*Emerges from shower, hot, moist and steamy*
*faints*
Superpower07
06-12-2004, 02:19
*faints*
*laughs out loud*
Terra - Domina
06-12-2004, 02:21
*puts his hands deep into his "pockets" and sits quietly in the shodowy corner*

oh baby, just like that
Indiru
06-12-2004, 02:21
*Ties up Induru and pours hot wax across his chest. Breaks out whipped cream.*

HER chest. If you're going to online rape me, at least get my gender right.
Von Witzleben
06-12-2004, 02:22
HER chest. If you're going to online rape me, at least get my gender right.
There. Fixed. Happy now?
Superpower07
06-12-2004, 02:22
HER chest. If you're going to online rape me, at least get my gender right.
Oh crap we're degenerating into cybering!

*flees from thread*
Cable Television
06-12-2004, 02:23
HER chest. If you're going to online rape me, at least get my gender right.Oh yeah?

So how YOU doin'?
Indiru
06-12-2004, 02:23
Oh crap we're degenerating into cybering!

*flees from thread*

Temporary moment of sarcasm. Sorry.
LordaeronII
06-12-2004, 02:24
What exactly be paradise club...? lol
Von Witzleben
06-12-2004, 02:25
What exactly be paradise club...? lol
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=378892
Number 25 currently.
Techon
06-12-2004, 02:26
Sorry guys, probably being a prat, but it for all of you guys claiming to be sophisticated politicos and then going on and putting stuff like:

"she walked in wearing nothing but a leather thong..."

It pisses me off. If you're horny, masturbate, that's what your genitals are partly there for okay? Don't plague us with your sexual fantasies.
Actually no Paradise Club has been around for an extremely long time, just this n00b named Serafima is doing all this stupid shit, and she is 16 years old in RL! COME ON!
Wandering Vagabonds
06-12-2004, 02:28
true. we're kind of just trying to hold the plot together till another RP presents itself.
Techon
06-12-2004, 02:30
Unfortunately for us at the moment the plot seems to be a horny little girl being a little sluttish around some characters
Tactical Grace
06-12-2004, 02:36
Obviously you don't remember the Volcanos. :p
McLeod03
06-12-2004, 02:36
...she is 16 years old in RL!...

Or so 'she' claims. For all you know, 'she' could be a 65 year old man who gets off on reading what the Paradise Club visitors post. This is the internet after all.
Techon
06-12-2004, 02:37
Thats true

*covers wrinkles on forehead*

:P j/k
Sdaeriji
06-12-2004, 02:39
Ah, Volcano....
Indiru
06-12-2004, 02:39
Or so 'she' claims. For all you know, 'she' could be a 65 year old man who gets off on reading what the Paradise Club visitors post. This is the internet after all.

Ya know...I wouldn't be surprised.
Findecano Calaelen
06-12-2004, 13:06
Obviously you don't remember the Volcanos. :p
Or the dungeon?!
Kellarly
06-12-2004, 13:12
Actually no Paradise Club has been around for an extremely long time, just this n00b named Serafima is doing all this stupid shit, and she is 16 years old in RL! COME ON!

Too right, you seen her RPs in International Incidents

Chemical Spillage....sex

Invasion of country...sex

pisses me off, i spend most of my time in PC and she just ruins it.
Gidetisms
06-12-2004, 13:17
COTN club was worse.....but I dont suppose any of you remember that one
Torching Witches
06-12-2004, 13:18
With a name like Paradise Club, what the hell do you expect?

You might as well call it the Blue Oyster Bar.

EDIT: Hmmm, CyberSheep Farmer. When did I become one of those? How inappropriate for this thread. :rolleyes:
Gidetisms
06-12-2004, 13:20
twasnt til all the horny nOObs came that it became this....before, it was more an action/adventure RP
Torching Witches
06-12-2004, 13:21
Aw hell, I'll just bring back my gentlemen's and gentleladies' club shall I?
Kellarly
06-12-2004, 13:21
twasnt til all the horny nOObs came that it became this....before, it was more an action/adventure RP

Is that a complaint in my direction? :p :D ;)
Gidetisms
06-12-2004, 13:22
dont remember that one......jog my memory please?
Gidetisms
06-12-2004, 13:22
Is that a complaint in my direction? :p :D ;)
no, your one of the few nOObs I like RPing with
Kellarly
06-12-2004, 13:23
no, your one of the few nOObs I like RPing with

YAY! :D
JuNii
06-12-2004, 13:23
hmmm, I missed the Action/Adventure part... but things work in cycles... it'll be around again. Me, I like the RPing in there. No politics or moral debates... just having fun with friends...
Gidetisms
06-12-2004, 13:24
uh huh....
JuNii
06-12-2004, 13:33
twasnt til all the horny nOObs came that it became this....before, it was more an action/adventure RPwait... is she talking about... (gulp) me?
Gidetisms
06-12-2004, 13:35
no...talking about norti and Tisha and Jon....all horny
JuNii
06-12-2004, 13:36
no...talking about norti and Tisha and Jon....all hornywhew...
Gidetisms
06-12-2004, 13:38
why??
JuNii
06-12-2004, 13:39
why??didn't want THAT impression of me here in NS...
Gidetisms
06-12-2004, 13:39
even by me?
JuNii
06-12-2004, 13:41
even by me?*sweating bullets* er well, I didn't want you to think that THAT was the... er... main thing on my mind... er... ummm... really it wasn't... :headbang:
Refused Party Program
06-12-2004, 13:42
It's hardly realistic, either. No matter how many times I blow it up, they manage to re-build it straight away by magic.
Gidetisms
06-12-2004, 13:42
hmmmmm.......
*leaves thread*
JuNii
06-12-2004, 13:48
hmmmmm.......
*leaves thread*I think I'm in BIIIG trouble now... :(
Xenasia
06-12-2004, 13:53
Sometimes when you open a thread it turns out to be absolutely nothing like what you expected.

*leaves thread shaking head and muttering*
JuNii
06-12-2004, 14:59
leave it for a thread to wander.... :D
Sanctaphrax
06-12-2004, 15:02
no...talking about norti and Tisha and Jon....all horny
Thanks an f******* lot. Really, much appreciated.
Legless Pirates
06-12-2004, 15:02
It's hardly realistic, either. No matter how many times I blow it up, they manage to re-build it straight away by magic.
and you love it, because you can blow it up again
JuNii
06-12-2004, 15:10
Thanks an f******* lot. Really, much appreciated.
Its all RPing... don't take it personally...
Keruvalia
06-12-2004, 15:13
"she walked in wearing nothing but a leather thong..."


That must chaff something awful.
Stroudiztan
06-12-2004, 15:14
*walks in and coughs profusely, opens his trenchcoat, the horks up a large loogie and wanders away*.

Paradise, shmaradise.
Farthingsworth
06-12-2004, 15:29
So where is the n00b to go for training? I have this tiny little nation, and I have never done this sort of thing before. I am certainly not in shape to handle an international incident, so I looked around for something on which I can cut my RP teeth. I got into a wedding, and the thread dies. So I wandered into Paradise Club because it catches my attention, and there are some nice people hanging out and not flaming each other. The "intellectual" discussions around here degenerate into name calling faster than ... well ... something that is really fast.

Yeah, there is someone acting wierd in there. I even played into it for a few pages myself, not that I am all that proud of it. But the majority of the characters over there aren't the imaginary fornication addicts they are being made out to be.

Now if you want to talk about imaginary alcoholism, you will have a leg to stand on.
Legless Pirates
06-12-2004, 15:30
So where is the n00b to go for training? I have this tiny little nation, and I have never done this sort of thing before. I am certainly not in shape to handle an international incident, so I looked around for something on which I can cut my RP teeth. I got into a wedding, and the thread dies. So I wandered into Paradise Club because it catches my attention, and there are some nice people hanging out and not flaming each other. The "intellectual" discussions around here degenerate into name calling faster than ... well ... something that is really fast.

Yeah, there is someone acting wierd in there. I even played into it for a few pages myself, not that I am all that proud of it. But the majority of the characters over there aren't the imaginary fornication addicts they are being made out to be.

Now if you want to talk about imaginary alcoholism, you will have a leg to stand on.
hear hear!
JuNii
06-12-2004, 15:31
*hic* hey Farthingsworth... long time *hic* no see...

Missed ya.

so did the cat... apparently...