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Refused Party Program's X-Mas charity drive.

Refused Party Program
05-12-2004, 19:47
I will soon commence making some red nooses for those who may need it this time of year. Your seasonal affective disorders can help those in need.

They will cost around £1000 each. Please also give generously any more that you can spare...it's not as if you'll really need it much longer. :D ;)

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Refused Party Program
05-12-2004, 20:43
Ah, come on, ya stingy bastards. Will it help if I say I'm Irish*?



















































*I'm not Irish.
Legless Pirates
05-12-2004, 20:44
yes
Refused Party Program
05-12-2004, 20:45
yes

Is that a "yes, it will help if you say you're Irish" or a "yes, I'll take 3!"
Legless Pirates
05-12-2004, 20:47
suspence is a bitch
Refused Party Program
05-12-2004, 20:50
suspence is a bitch

"Sus-pence", eh? You'll take six!
Legless Pirates
05-12-2004, 20:51
Get it here, sus-pence!

I'll take one for free
Legless Pirates
05-12-2004, 21:03
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/blackadder/gallery/images/two1_gallery.jpg
CSW
05-12-2004, 21:12
Any reason why the link doesn't seem to work with firefox?
Legless Pirates
05-12-2004, 21:13
Any reason why the link doesn't seem to work with firefox?
I dunno

go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/blackadder/gallery/
Refused Party Program
05-12-2004, 23:52
Any reason why the link doesn't seem to work with firefox?

You want a red noose?
CSW
05-12-2004, 23:58
You want a red noose?
Does it come in dark blue?
Aerou
06-12-2004, 00:16
How about pink?

Red just really isn't my colour. :)
Keruvalia
06-12-2004, 02:05
I will soon commence making some red nooses for those who may need it this time of year.

Cripes ... is it that time of year already?
Shaed
06-12-2004, 02:19
You want a red noose?

No, I want one in red, white and green, with glitter.

Sigh, stupid lack of properly festive nooses.
Refused Party Program
06-12-2004, 10:05
NO!

It does not come in any other colour than red! Then it wouldn't be such a hilarious spoof of Comic Relief's red noses!
Shaed
06-12-2004, 10:07
NO!

It does not come in any other colour than red! Then it wouldn't be such a hilarious spoof of Comic Relief's red noses!

Meep! *hides*

I can't help it if I'm immune to certain kinds of obviousness... blame the other people talking about blue nooses... and the lack of... um...

*flees*
Smeagol-Gollum
06-12-2004, 10:39
Bah, humbug.
Refused Party Program
06-12-2004, 10:39
Bah, humbug.

That's the spirit!!
Torching Witches
06-12-2004, 10:41
That's the spirit!!
Whiskey? Make mine a triple!
Refused Party Program
06-12-2004, 10:47
Whiskey? Make mine a triple!

That'll be £3000, please.
Torching Witches
06-12-2004, 10:47
That'll be £3000, please.
Holy shit! Where the hell is this supposed to be - London?
Refused Party Program
06-12-2004, 10:53
Holy shit! Where the hell is this supposed to be - London?

Make the cheque out to The Refused Party Fund.
Torching Witches
06-12-2004, 10:58
Make the cheque out to The Refused Party Fund.
Okay, here's one of my special "Refused" cheques.
Refused Party Program
06-12-2004, 11:02
Okay, here's one of my special "Refused" cheques.

If it bounces, so will your head. :D
Smeagol-Gollum
06-12-2004, 11:02
Crikey!

Red noses are free at Christmas in beautiful Australia - just head down to any of the great beaches and wait.

Merry Christmas all.
Shaed
06-12-2004, 11:50
Crikey!

Red noses are free at Christmas in beautiful Australia - just head down to any of the great beaches and wait.

Merry Christmas all.

.....crikey?

Dear lord, I seriously, seriously need to move countries...

:D :p

And mmm... beaches. Maybe moving isn't such a great idea afterall. I know! I'll move to the beach... yeah...
Refused Party Program
06-12-2004, 13:09
.....crikey?

Dear lord, I seriously, seriously need to move countries...

:D :p

And mmm... beaches. Maybe moving isn't such a great idea afterall. I know! I'll move to the beach... yeah...

Move to Blackpool. After a year living there, you'll want to buy a red noose. :D
Aerou
06-12-2004, 17:10
NO!

It does not come in any other colour than red! Then it wouldn't be such a hilarious spoof of Comic Relief's red noses!

But I want mine in pink!

*pouts*
Refused Party Program
06-12-2004, 19:34
But I want mine in pink!

*pouts*

The dye is pretty cheap. It should turn a light pink after a soak.
Shaed
06-12-2004, 22:59
Move to Blackpool. After a year living there, you'll want to buy a red noose. :D

I dunno... I kinda want a red noose already. I could use it to threaten people (in the 'yah! Noose! *prods victim with said noose*' way, not the lame 'oh noes, I will suicide now' way, I hasten to add).

And I just noticed, I'm like some crazy constant disappointment to you, aren't I? What with the cookies, and the cake, and now the demands for non-red-only nooses...

...

Now I feel sad :( Stupid RPP-fangirl-complex...
CSW
06-12-2004, 23:17
The dye is pretty cheap. It should turn a light pink after a soak.
Does it come out? We can't have white nooses.
Refused Party Program
07-12-2004, 10:06
I dunno... I kinda want a red noose already. I could use it to threaten people (in the 'yah! Noose! *prods victim with said noose*' way, not the lame 'oh noes, I will suicide now' way, I hasten to add).

And I just noticed, I'm like some crazy constant disappointment to you, aren't I? What with the cookies, and the cake, and now the demands for non-red-only nooses...

...

Now I feel sad :( Stupid RPP-fangirl-complex...

Cheer up. No, wait...don't. Have a red noose. :D
Refused Party Program
07-12-2004, 10:06
Does it come out? We can't have white nooses.

Well, I'm counting on the dead not rising up to wash their nooses.
Shaed
07-12-2004, 11:27
Cheer up. No, wait...don't. Have a red noose. :D

Careful, that almost makes it sound like you don't want to charge me money for it... wouldn't want to be mistaken for a charity now, would you?