NationStates Jolt Archive


Funeral Arangements

ProMonkians
05-12-2004, 17:38
What do you want to happen to your body when you die?
I want either to be
(A) Shot out a cannon into the sea.
or
(B) Cremated (sp?) and then have my ashes mixed into a pasta sauce which is then served to unsuspecting diners at a restraunt.
Stroudiztan
05-12-2004, 17:42
If I'm not famous enough to have a statue made of me, I want to be bronzed and put up in a park.
Chicken pi
05-12-2004, 17:46
I would want to cheer up the mourners. The music at the funeral will be the Benny Hill song and I'll have comedy pallbearers. After doing a tasteless comedy routine with the coffin, they'll drop it into the grave, which will be full of custard.