NationStates Jolt Archive


You're all NICE! NONE of you suck! You're all GREAT!

CornixPes II
05-12-2004, 17:31
Ah, now that I have your attention I would like to pose a question: Why did you decide to read this thread?

Judging from this title I'm sure you would have been able to deduce that this was either:
(a) Someone's pathetic attempt at getting attention.
(b) Someone's feeble attempt at getting you to read this thread before changing it into a completely different subject.
(c) A not-so-carefully planned out way of sucking up to the whole General board at the same time.

Could you honestly expect to see something nasty in here? When you clicked on his thread did you expect to see something intelligent? Judging from the title did you at all presume that this could be what it seems? Just tell me, why?

No... in fact, I'll tell you (while you're here). Judging from the fact that your still reading this you were obviously trying to seek a compliment by entering this thread. Therefore I have conclusive proof that it is in Human nature to seek compliments, and I have just wasted 3 minutes of your life controlling your mind by harnessing the power of niceness.

Thank you for listening.