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Keeping in line with the other conspiracy threads that poped up recently, I thought I'd express my conspiratorial views.

Forum 7 never existed - it's all a ploy by the M0ds to keep you paranoid.

Um...what?

It's so crazy .. it might just be true.

Cursed m0ds, always one step ahead !!

Yes - remember "Forum 7" around April Fool's day?

That was really Forum 13 or something

1984 rocks. Its so friggin relevant to thesedays. You should all read it.

1984 rocks. Its so friggin relevant to thesedays. You should all read it.
*gasp* if you add 7 to 1984 three times, you get the upcoming year, 2005!

OMGWTFLOL

duuuuuuude....

Duuuuuuuude!

Duuuuude!

Duuuude (<- 7 letters!)

Duuuude (<- 7 letters!)

OMFG it's so freaky!

dude... :headbang:

Forum 7? What are you talking about?

*Kat walks away from a freshly plastered and painted wall, whistling innocently. The outline of a door is faintly visible beneath the plaster.*

Forum 7? What are you talking about?

*Kat walks away from a freshly plastered and painted wall, whistling innocently. The outline of a door is faintly visible beneath the plaster.*
*opens the door to fall into oblivion*

Deleting that god-forsaken forum was possibly the best decision we ever made.

Deleting that god-forsaken forum was possibly the best decision we ever made.
did we make a temple for you?

Forum 7 wasn't a forum. Forum 7 was youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Just admit it. You guys were drunk during the whole Forum 7. Finally someone got sober and thought:"Noooo! What have we done?"

Forum 7? What are you talking about?

*Kat walks away from a freshly plastered and painted wall, whistling innocently. The outline of a door is faintly visible beneath the plaster.*
Well, at least we now know who is running this site...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/blame_tibor/cigarettesmokingman.jpg

I am mod hitman! I burn your house!

http://img51.exs.cx/img51/263/m2fmeinswat.png

(j/k, just so the mods know, I'm just going along with the joke, not threatening anyone)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0<49 letters that 7 X 7!!!!>

Anyway, mods now where on jolt can we have forum 7 back?

i never got into the forums til we got jolted so any one want to explain this forum 7 to me

How many words do I get, 1? FUN, 2? SPAM FUN 3? SUPER SPAM FUN, get the direction?

i never got into the forums til we got jolted so any one want to explain this forum 7 to me
Forum 7 popped up on, IIRC, April Fools day. I guess the joke was that the mods had a secret forum. It became a forum dedicated to general silliness and spam, and the mods decided to keep it loner then April Fools day. Then they suddenly took it away, making the baby Jebus cry.

It was the best forum on NS. The mods really should bring it back.

What's forum 7? ;)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0<49 letters that 7 X 7!!!!>

Anyway, mods now where on jolt can we have forum 7 back?

It's right here. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=29)

It's right here. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=29)
But then we'd have to associate with non-NSers. eeeewwwwwww...

whats a IIRC

whats a IIRC
If I Remember Correctly

It's right here. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=29)
myrth jolt is scary outside our forums

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/blame_tibor/cigarettesmokingman.jpg
Rumor has it that his ghost still haunts the forums.

Forum 7 is...made of...


...PEOPLE!

Yeah, Jolt (outside NS) is not my friend.
It's filled with people whose names are unpronounceable, having more punctuation than consonants and vowels combined. They scare me with their unpredictablility. I cower in the corner when I accidentaly go to the dark side (not counting my personal profile).

what's in room 101?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/blame_tibor/cigarettesmokingman.jpg

*takes a long drag*

Where did you get this picture of me, Tiborita?

Where did you get this picture of me, Tiborita?
uhh... Of you? ummm... On my moniter, it comes up as... uh... a... field of daisies...

Yeah! That's the ticket! A field of daisies!

*Tiborita panics*

*Pulls back a piece of tin foil over the windows to check for black CIA helicopters*

But then we'd have to associate with non-NSers. eeeewwwwwww...

LMAO

uhh... Of you? ummm... On my moniter, it comes up as... uh... a... field of daisies...

Yeah! That's the ticket! A field of daisies!

*Tiborita panics*

*Pulls back a piece of tin foil over the windows to check for black CIA helicopters*

http://img11.exs.cx/img11/7188/the_former_smoking_man.jpg

*takes another long drag*

Don't fret about the tin foil, it doesn't work anyways. They can still see you. It's too bad you couldn't find a better picture. That one looks as if it were taken through a night vision lens.

-snip-
You're back!

Since this is a conspiratorial thread in general, may I just add:

Mwah ha ha. Fools. Tin foil is of no use. I shall rule you all whilst your puny minds grapple with the tiny mind squids. Prepare for monotony, insignificant worms

That sentence never took place. It is all a figment of your imaginations. Report to room 101 immediately for....re-education.

Mwah ha ha

THE LONE GUNMAN
Sunday, December 5, 2004


Forum 7 Conspiracy Revealed!

The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are working with the moderation staff of NationStates to deny the fact that Forum 7 ever existed. Moderator Katganistan quickly moved to state the staffs typical denial of Forum 7, but moderator Myrth slipped up when stated he was glad the forum was gone.

The Lone Gunman can now state that the Smoking Man has the NationStates moderation staff in his pocket. Given the Smoking Mans notorious reputation, Myrth should fear being "disappeared" for noting the existance of Forum 7.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/blame_tibor/the_former_smoking_man.jpg
This is a nice picture of The Smoking Man, isn't it? :)
This guy wants to hurt your puppy

The Lone Gunman has also learned that this conspiracy may also include Major League Baseball. While we do not know the terrifying truth, yet, The Lone Gunman will continue to look into this, no matter how many dingers Mark McGwire tries to distract us with.

[This post shows signs of tampering by the NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester.]

Shhhh! Do you WANT to be 'erased'? :gundge:

Post deleted by NationStates Moderators

Citizen Re-educated for perversion of mind disorder. Everything is normal. The m0ds are here to protect you. Go back to your nations.




















Help me! No!? Not the rats?!! Do it to Superpower07!!

Forum 7 never existed and we have always been at war with International Incidents.

*Is a member of Forum 7*

*Has been in the Jolt Spam Forum*

*Is now that old fool, muttering to himself, in the corner of the thread.*

This has been a Nationstates Public Health Service warning.

Lies! Damn Lies And Statistics!

1'/\/\ BAXZO4!11!!!!11!!!1!! $9A/\/\ M3!!!! SHIFT +++ 1111
:sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:
I never existed. There's nothing to see here. Move along. Move along.

[This post shows signs of tampering by the NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester.]

I FOUND FORUM 7 (Mod with gun runs up and plugs me in the head.)

1'/\/\ BAXZO4!11!!!!11!!!1!! $9A/\/\ M3!!!! SHIFT +++ 1111
:sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:
FORUM 7, *Falls to knees.*

Hmmm, I've never ventured outside of the NS forum here on Jolt....now I'm scared too, ;)

Don't, if you do you will come rushing back to the "sanity" of the NS forums.

Forum 7 ROCKS

It's right here. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=29)

Ah, Myrth, your attempt to distract the unknowing masses is admirable. However, I feel I must direct them to the true home of the 7th NationStates Forum. Namely, here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1229).

Ah, Myrth, your attempt to distract the unknowing masses is admirable. However, I feel I must direct them to the true home of the 7th NationStates Forum. Namely, here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1229).

You are both wrong Its here (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/})

Ah, Myrth, your attempt to distract the unknowing masses is admirable. However, I feel I must direct them to the true home of the 7th NationStates Forum. Namely, here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1229).

!!!

1229. If you add those together, you get 14, which is 7 x 2!

2 for two different host sites!

General is allied with International Incidents. We are at war with Technical. We have always been at war with Technical. 2+2=7. Thanks to Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to 20 grams a week!

Chocolate RATION?

Where in the blue blazes is MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:headbang:

General is allied with International Incidents. We are at war with Technical. We have always been at war with Technical. 2+2=7. Thanks to Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to 20 grams a week!

2+2=5 if Big Brother says so...
The output of boots is much higher than expected. OUr armies are winning. Big Brother is always right.

You are both wrong Its here (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/})

darling...lovely to see you in the main forum again.
It ain't the same without you ;)

y'know, what the mods don't seem to appreciate is that having a spam thread in General makes it ours...there's some weird characters out there!
Spam amongst the more serious stuff is more fun than the spam forum...

*starts rocking back and forth, chanting the 7 times table*

one seven is 7
two sevens are 14

What is the result of 6 multiplied by... 7 ?

/surprised it hasn't popped up by now

42

If we all type 42 in we shall force the mods to submit and reinstant Forum 7

412004

This number must have significance...

412004

This number must have significance...
Not as much as 42

Ah, Myrth, your attempt to distract the unknowing masses is admirable. However, I feel I must direct them to the true home of the 7th NationStates Forum. Namely, here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1229).
Doesn't that look like an error page to you? :p

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

Doesn't that look like an error page to you? :p

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester
Yes. *Snivel*

It's your mod powers that have corrupted the link, isn't it, ISN'T IT?

*Runs away and hides*

42

If we all type 42 in we shall force the mods to submit and reinstant Forum 7

42

And Forum 7 is here (http://www.invisionplus.net/forums/index.php?mforum=ssa&act=idx)

That link dosn't work. ;(

I have visited to the ancient lands once known as Forum 7, and I have once seen the horror of JoltSpam. They are not one and the same, as Splenda is not the same as sugar.

7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 77 77777777777777777777777777777forum 7 is your leader77777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 77777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777all hail the mighty 7 777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 77777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777you are under my control

:eek: we are found out

what's in room 101?

*Katganistan looks very shifty-eyed....*

Whatever you most fear....

Bump! :)

*Katganistan looks very shifty-eyed....*

Whatever you most fear....

Myrth and Sirithil have political agreements in there? *shudder*

*Attacks mods with giant banner saying "FORUM 7 RULES" Is killed.*

you know, with the UN passing the genocide convention in NS, i thought mass murder would stop, but, it hasnt here.
*shouts* THE MODS ARE MASS MUR- *BANG*
*falls on a trap door with forum 7 written on it*
*trap door opens*
*mind is probed*
*memory deleted*
*fired out of forum 7 trap door*
what just happened??

Doesn't that look like an error page to you? :p

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

No, it's not an error page! I simply have to be a mod to see it (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1229) *snif*
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Evil mods...

Evil mods...
I love the mods...

I love the mods...


*GASP*

You must have brain damage or something... :eek:

*GASP*

You must have brain damage or something... :eek:
Damnit, man, don't you recognise brainwashing when you see it?

I only survive for I am hidden. You all know me. I am GOLDSTEIN!!
*bleats*

*face becomes the face of a sheep*

Bwah ha ha. You all hate me, but I WROTE THE BOOK TO YOUR SALVATION!!! Tremble.

I am unmoderate-able. I am not logged in, yet I can post on the forums. I can press the silly, silly issue buttons. The mods may deny Forum 7, but I know...

There are four lights!

If you can read this, the thought police are outside your door, working with the spanish inquisition working to burn the heretics and destroy the free thinkers. Bwah ha ha
Have a nice day

I'm glad forum 7 is gone. I only got one temple and that was only because everyone else already had one.

And the stonemasonry was extremely shoddy.

Man, I remember when SilverCities and Hans broke into Forum 7. They were never seen again... :(

And the stonemasonry was extremely shoddy.
Oh, but the wood work was outstanding!

If you can read this, the thought police are outside your door, working with the spanish inquisition working to burn the heretics and destroy the free thinkers. Bwah ha ha
Have a nice day
*Balances the extremely funny bucket of water over the door. (Leaves quickly.)*

Man, I remember when SilverCities and Hans broke into Forum 7. They were never seen again... :(


A man stirs in a bed the faint beeping of a heart moniter can be heard
hes coming around, quick keep him under
a man in a wite coat puts a siringe in the iv Drip
It......its not working, quick what can we do?
with a roar Hans comes to and leaps of the bed, tackleing the baffled loking Dr and nocking him to the floor, he looks around the hospital room once and shifts to his wolf form and bolts thought the door

I'm glad forum 7 is gone. I only got one temple and that was only because everyone else already had one.

And the stonemasonry was extremely shoddy.
What stonemasonry? It was made out of crystal! I donated money!
*rebuilds my temple(The cardboard box(not Lapse's one,which I burnt down))*
Donate to the First Church of Monotonous, and get a free piece of paper!

Deleting that god-forsaken forum was possibly the best decision we ever made.
I couldn't agree more. That was just about the one thing connected to The Smoking Man that I wasn't proud of

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0<49 letters that 7 X 7!!!!>

Anyway, mods now where on jolt can we have forum 7 back?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0!!!! <53 characters which is a prime number and therefore nothing special.

Forum 7 popped up on, IIRC, April Fools day. I guess the joke was that the mods had a secret forum. It became a forum dedicated to general silliness and spam, and the mods decided to keep it loner then April Fools day. Then they suddenly took it away, making the baby Jebus cry.

It was the best forum on NS. The mods really should bring it back.The joke was good, and about 6 hours on April Fools day I was happy, but after that it really sucked.

Still alittle wosey from the drugs they kept pumping it to him, he lerches down the hall way, and stops for a moment as he hears a raido crackle

All units a shape shifter has escaped, he is considered hostile we need him recapturd if posable

Hans his head clear by now stands there as the guard comes around the corner and stops dead as he sees him

Nice dog, good dog

the guard says as he slowly reaches for his dart gun, seeing this Hans leaps for the man and changes in midair he then snaps the guards neck and holds him to stop him crashing to the floor, he then looks around and sees a handy storage room, he carys the body in to the room and starts to strip the clothes off the man, 5 mins later Hans walks from the room dressed as a guard and locks the door behind him and starts looking for a way out

*explodes*

Quote:
Originally Posted by Myrth
Deleting that god-forsaken forum was possibly the best decision we ever made


What a surprise a Mod with no sence of humour

Quote:
Originally Posted by Myrth
Deleting that god-forsaken forum was possibly the best decision we ever made

What a surprise a Mod with no sence of humour

first, it's sense... don't blame me for nitpicking, I'm just bored and up too early.

And secondly, I guess it depends how exactly you define 'humour'.

What a surprise a Mod with no sence of humour
I suspect Cog wants Forum 7 back...

I always liked old Codger..

post # 100 no idea if it is specal but i stell want forum 7 back when that deted it thay cut my post count in half

I seem to vaguely recall forum 7, now that I think about it, at the veeeeeeeery begining. When I first came it was still here. It was still here in May, right?

A movement is accomplished in six stages
And the seventh brings return.
The seven is the number of the young light
It forms when darkness is increased by one.
Change returns success
Going and coming without error.
Action brings good fortune.
Sunset.
The time is with the month of winter solstice
When the change is due to come.
Thunder in the other course of heaven.
Things cannot be destroyed once and for all.
Change returns success
Going and coming without error.
Action brings good fortune.
Sunset, sunrise.
A movement is accomplished in six stages
And the seventh brings return.
The seven is the number of the young light
It forms when darkness is increased by one.
Change returns success
Going and coming without error.
Action brings good fortune.
Sunset, sunrise.

translation please?? J/K i think i understand it bun im not postive :p

OH NO page seven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm...conspiracy alert!

Doesn't any of you see? It was NEVER deleted! It is only viewable by the mods, they might bring it back next year or something (a Christmas present :D)

Um...what?

Back when the forums were phpBB, there was the url for the forums and then php?f=(some number) and all the numbers 1 thru something had forums, except 7. General was 5. Anyway, everybody started speculating on how that was the secret mod forum and stuff...

So Hans is still around afterall... There is hope. :D

Boo!

Doesn't that look like an error page to you? :p

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

No, it's not an error page! I simply have to be a mod to see it (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1229) *snif*
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That quote looks like an error page to me. :p

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

That quote looks like an error page to me. :p

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

*NOT kissing up*

that does look like one to me to

Forum 7 was a cruel joke the Mods played on us

*post away you silly bastard, deletion is just below my finger tip...*

That quote looks like an error page to me. :p

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester


Do you see the text 'it'?

click that link on your own quote! Example:
click this link: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1299999

It does not exist. HOWEVER... click on the Forum 7 link: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1229

And you get the mod error!

Do you see the text 'it'?

click that link on your own quote! Example:
click this link: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1299999

It does not exist. HOWEVER... click on the Forum 7 link: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1229

And you get the mod error!

:eek:

So it IS all a cover-up!

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My god! this mod conspiracy runs so deep, it somehow, without my knowlege, involes me! I am not a tool of the mods! I am not a patsy!

Forum 7 was one of the rare occasions when the mods showed a sense of humour. No doubt whoever created it has been shot, disembowelled and hung out to dry. Long live Forum 7 (if only in our memories). :(

GASP!

I no lets all reble gaenst the modz an taek contrle of nastionates !111
OMG WTRF LOL

Forum 7 was one of the rare occasions when the mods showed a sense of humour. No doubt whoever created it has been shot, disembowelled and hung out to dry. Long live Forum 7 (if only in our memories). :(
*Looks at rotting corpse in cage, hanging far above our heads and being pecked by carrion crows*

*Person in long raincoat and fedora hat appears amongst the crowd*

This is what happens when you offend the mods. They love you, and you love them, but they shall not hold back against dissentors.

*Black van appears*

Now come with me. You have seen far too much already. You need to be educated in this matter.

I love the mods...

I love the mods...
What? No invisible text? Oh my God, people, he actually means it!!!11111shift+1

What? No invisible text? Oh my God, people, he actually means it!!!11111shift+1
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

*New Revelation*

Forum 7 is Airstrip One!!!

*New Revelation*

Forum 7 is Airstrip One!!!
We have always been at war with International Incidents and Jennifer Government (book, movie) has always been out ally.

We have always been at war with International Incidents and Jennifer Government (book, movie) has always been out ally.
I am not a number, I a.... of, wait, wrong fiction :D
Shall I be off to room 101 then?

*trudges away*

I am not a number, I a.... of, wait, wrong fiction :D
Shall I be off to room 101 then?

*trudges away*
How dare you question Big Brother. Away with you!

How dare you question Big Brother. Away with you!
*looks back through previous posts*

Hang on....I'm goldstein! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

*runs off*

ok, but seriously....... :confused: :eek: AAAAAH!!!11!

SEVEN DOTS!! *hides under table*

ok, but seriously....... :confused: :eek: AAAAAH!!!11!

SEVEN DOTS!! *hides under table*
If you add the number of posts.......to your name's roman numerals.......you get.......7!!!!!!!

If you add the number of posts.......to your name's roman numerals.......you get.......7!!!!!!!
IT's A SIGN!!!

Yes grashopper, signs are everywhere, most folks cannot see or understand them......

Like this one, for instance:

http://merit.jink.org/forums/uploads/av-16.jpg

if you add the numbers on that sign (3+4+0) you get... SEVEN!!1!

Yes grashopper, signs are everywhere, most folks cannot see or understand them......
Grasshopper?

Grasshopper?




"When you are able to snatch the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave."

--Master Po

"When you are able to snatch the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave."

--Master Po
*Holds up pebble* too late.

never too late grasshopper

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/zasha/BigBrother.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/zasha/BigBrother.jpg

a rather feminine brother :eek:

No, no, no ,no ,no ,no ,no! its my 7th post! my time is up. now the mods will come after me! must flee...

*runs off to hide in paradise club 29*

never too late grasshopper
Why am I grasshopper?

Why am I grasshopper?
Because you have not learned enough. Soon, the teacher will become the master.

Because you have not learned enough. Soon, the teacher will become the master.
And then you shall both become one with my fist. Bwah ah ha ah ha ah *cough,cough*


well, really. did you absolutely HAVE to kick me in the nads?
*collapses*

And then you shall both become one with my fist. Bwah ah ha ah ha ah *cough,cough*


well, really. did you absolutely HAVE to kick me in the nads?
*collapses*

aha, i see that you have found the hard floor. may it follow you wherever you go or indeed, things will get really silly.

*collapses in an act of solidarity*

Because you have not learned enough. Soon, the teacher will become the master.
*Smacks Los Bandiots over the head with stick.* Heres the damm pebble, now admit i'm master or I'll hit you again.

*Smacks Los Bandiots over the head with stick.* Heres the damm pebble, now admit i'm master or I'll hit you again.

*grabs pebble*sucker!!!*space-time warps back to 000 Nudist Dreamland*

Seven (in size 7)

...Two and two are four. Sometimes, Kleptonis. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.
Must...resist... brainwashing!

*grabs pebble*sucker!!!*space-time warps back to 000 Nudist Dreamland*
*Follows* *Nicks pebble* HAHAHA *Chops of FMP's head with chainsaw. RUNS*

*Follows* *Nicks pebble* HAHAHA *Chops of FMP's head with chainsaw. RUNS*
Little did both Aust and FMP know, the pebble had always remained in Los Banditos hand. He had ticked them into thinking they had it. Still the master.

Little did both Aust and FMP know, the pebble had always remained in Los Banditos hand. He had ticked them into thinking they had it. Still the master.
*However as he looked down, the pebble was gone, Aust was holding it in front of him, and a big gory chainsaw was coming towards his face.*

*However as he looked down, the pebble was gone, Aust was holding it in front of him, and a big gory chainsaw was coming towards his face.*

*...but Aust didn't know that Bvimb had swapped the pebble for a fake one and that the REAL pebble was actually in Bvimbs hand.*

Mwhahahahaaa! I am the master and you are my grasshoppers!

*...but Aust didn't know that Bvimb had swapped the pebble for a fake one and that the REAL pebble was actually in Bvimbs hand.*

Mwhahahahaaa! I am the master and you are my grasshoppers!
*makes grashopper fricasee out of all of them*

Sorry, you were saying?

*tosses pebble in stream full of pebbles*

forum 7, people. It'll kill you all

*...but Aust didn't know that Bvimb had swapped the pebble for a fake one and that the REAL pebble was actually in Bvimbs hand.*

Mwhahahahaaa! I am the master and you are my grasshoppers!
*Aust chopped off Bvimbs head and smiled, taking the real pebble.* Sorry Grasshoppers.

You fools!!!!!!!

The m0ds have tricked you into fighting amongst yourselves instead of trying to open up the Forum 7 conspiracy!!!!!!!

You fools!!!!!!!

The m0ds have tricked you into fighting amongst yourselves instead of trying to open up the Forum 7 conspiracy!!!!!!!
*chloroforms Al-Imvadjah*

It's OK dear. We know of the forum. We fight amongst ourselves for position of "God within Forum 7". Now shh, shh, go to sleep

*whips out flamethrower*
I am the true incarnate!
*burns stuff*

*whips out flamethrower*
I am the true incarnate!
*burns stuff*
Chainsaws to kill.

*respawn's**spawn's a redeemer (micro nuke)*die!!!!*fire's redeemer, blowes everyone up (the general will be setting off giger counters for mounths now)**warps*:p +1

You fools!!!!!!!

The m0ds have tricked you into fighting amongst yourselves instead of trying to open up the Forum 7 conspiracy!!!!!!!

what he said

*respawn's**spawn's a redeemer (micro nuke)*die!!!!*fire's redeemer, blowes everyone up (the general will be setting off giger counters for mounths now)**warps*:p +1
*Use cricketbat to hit Micro-nuke back at FMP, then runs.*

*puts head back in place, dives into stream of pebbles and drowns*

*puts head back in place, dives into stream of pebbles and drowns*
*pulls real pebble out of pocket*

Why do you all want this damn thing anyway?

*Catches micronuke mid-flight to FMP. Straps micronuke to pebble. Incinerates pebble*

*respawns*

Dunno, but if something is wanted that much its probably valuable, right?
Whatever. Lets get back on topic.

7

:eek: seven!!11!

*respawns*

Dunno, but if something is wanted that much its probably valuable, right?
Whatever. Lets get back on topic.

7

:eek: seven!!11!
I have 7 pebbles and seven red buttons at my disposal

Bwah ha ha...

...and, they're Far Cry pebbles, so I can really blind people with their brightness

7

7

7

7

7

7

7

*most likely dead**respawns (yet agen)*damnit!!

*continues watching the battle in hopes to claim the prize again when they destroy each other*

*spawn's "GUN OF DEAT!!!"**shoots Los Banditos*yes i can read minds, and no you will never clame the prize

(BTW what is the prize??)

*spawn's "GUN OF DEAT!!!"**shoots Los Banditos*yes i can read minds, and no you will never clame the prize

(BTW what is the prize??)
The pebble.

The pebble.

well it must represent something, like the power to becom a mod or something, because if it is just a pebble then the mods ar...*sound of the 'GUN OF DEAT' being fired**killed by the M.I.B. (Mods In Black)*

well it must represent something, like the power to becom a mod or something, because if it is just a pebble then the mods ar...*sound of the 'GUN OF DEAT' being fired**killed by the M.I.B. (Mods In Black)*
Maybe it represents the truth about what happened to Forum 7. Only one man can walk away knowing.

hahaha, i remember when all of NS General was forum 7...

well it must represent something, like the power to becom a mod or something, because if it is just a pebble then the mods ar...*sound of the 'GUN OF DEAT' being fired**killed by the M.I.B. (Mods In Black)*
It's a far-cry pebble. Therefore it is exceedingly bright and can be used to blind thine enemies, as it were

*blinds everyone*

*Puts on shades. Runs around chainsawing everyone*

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