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What's the best part of thanksgiving? The Stabbin' part, of Course!

Ravea
05-12-2004, 16:33
I recently heard this bizzare story from one of my friends.

His sister, who works in a New York ER, had to patch up a teenage girl with a stab wound in her hand. When asked how it had happened, the girl refused to speak.

Less than an hour later, the ER got another call for the girl's grandmother-who had been stabbed 14+ times. After intense police interrigation, the girl finally fessed up. Here's what happened:

The girl and Grandmother were having a fight over who would get the last piece of delicious thanksgiving turkey. The grandmother got so upset she pushed her grandaughter, who in turn whacked granny in the head with her fist. Due to reaction only, the grandmother, who had a long carving knife in her hand, swung upwards and stabbed the girl through the hand. TheGrandaughter pulled out the knife and proceeded to go Stabby on Dear ol' Granny.

Both lived, but granny is in critical condition.

So, the moral of the story is: grandaughters who mess with thier grandmothers get stabbed through the hand and grandmothers who stab thier decendents through the hand get stabbed multiple times.
Keruvalia
05-12-2004, 16:44
Wow ... usually people wait until Christmas to let the stabbings begin ...
Danmarc
05-12-2004, 17:03
that is definitely going to cut down on how many Christmas presents the granddaughter receives. I wouldnt count on that fruit basket if I were her.
New Astrolia
05-12-2004, 17:21
Fighting over the last scrap of meat. They must be really poor :D
Katganistan
05-12-2004, 17:50
More like, "They must be really uncivilized people I am glad I don't live anywhere near, acting like wolves."
Gnostikos
05-12-2004, 18:30
More like, "They must be really uncivilized people I am glad I don't live anywhere near, acting like wolves."
Well, unless there are a few wolves competing for supremacy or a mate, then wolves actually are quite generous. They typically want to ensure the survival of the pack, not the individual.