NationStates Jolt Archive


Bush arrested in Canada for war crimes

Parratoga
05-12-2004, 10:19
OTTAWA, CANADA (AP) -- On the first of his two-day planned visit to Canada, George W. Bush was taken into custody by Canadian authorities citing war crime charges. Under Canadian law, even a non-citizen can be charged for crimes committed outside of Canada once that individual enters the country.

http://www.world-cnn.com/images/arrested_sm.jpg
Bush received a bruise on his face during the
arrest, which some observers have noted
resembles a Canadian maple leaf.

The arrest claims that President Bush has been "party to the crime of torturing prisoners held in Guantánamo Bay and Abu Ghraib."

Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin released a written statement indicating that "proceedings have commenced against President George W. Bush under the Crimes Against Humanity and War Crimes Act (s. 9(3))."

Irwin Cotler, Minister of Justice and Attorney General of Canada, had began an investigation into the alleged crimes of the Bush administration on the basis of reports prepared by human rights organizations, journalists and scholars as well as recent decisions by U.S. courts.

"Let this serve as a warning to any current or former official of the Bush administration, like Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld," said Cotler, "that they enter Canada at their own risk."

Bush's trip to Canada was originally planned to negotiate security and trade issues with Martin, including the on-going ban on Canadian beef and the 27 percent tariff on softwood lumber imports imposed by the U.S. in 2001.

Bush received a minor injury to his face during the arrest when Canadian authorities confronted members of the Secret Service trying to protect the president during the welcome ceremony.

For more go here: http://www.world-cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/11/30/bush.arrest/index.html
Los Banditos
05-12-2004, 10:29
So fake but a nice attempt.
Sanctaphrax
05-12-2004, 10:30
Yeah, really fake, but still quite funny.
Better if you could photoshop a pic of Bush with handcuffs. Would look more convincing.
Komokom
05-12-2004, 10:33
I still love that mocked up TIME cover of " BUSH RESIGNS : The nightmare is over ( Cheney begins prison term ) "
Laskin Yahoos
06-12-2004, 14:09
I have no idea why the United States and Canada don't get along. After all, what better a partner is there for Self-Appointed World Police than Self-Appointed World Legislator?
Rudolfensia
06-12-2004, 14:25
Who said they didn't?
UpwardThrust
06-12-2004, 16:01
Lol yup nice fake …

Though just imagine if they tried (not saying its right) but for 1 the secret service cover that the president must have being anywhere in public much less another country is enough to take on a small army in of itself (specially with full access to military equipment)
Not to mention the war that would follow lol

(right or wrong it is what would happen)
MuhOre
06-12-2004, 16:03
It'd be hard to take Bush down.. he himself has more firepower then the Candian army! And that's including the RCMP's *nods*
Von Witzleben
06-12-2004, 16:11
This was posted before.
Rudenstein
06-12-2004, 16:17
I have no idea why the United States and Canada don't get along. After all, what better a partner is there for Self-Appointed World Police than Self-Appointed World Legislator?


Now, something we can agree on. :D
Bucksnort
06-12-2004, 16:19
If ONLY it were true....sigh
UpwardThrust
06-12-2004, 16:20
If ONLY it were true....sigh
Naw i dont really feel like geting into a war with canada
Dobbs Town
06-12-2004, 18:29
...this is so last week...

...unless the man in the White House is a Presidential Simulacrum...
Aligned Planets
06-12-2004, 18:38
If Bush was arrested, do you think they could take dear old Tony Blair off our hands? He really is a nuisance!