My friend's Republican president site
Tellenthion
04-12-2004, 06:37
My friend's 14, and supposedly he wants to run for president when he's old enough. Just look at his site. (http://www.geocities.com/italianorepublican10/)
Isn't that the most stereotypical thing you've ever seen? I got a good laugh out of it.
And he's not really my friend, so do as you will.
Spookopolis
04-12-2004, 06:42
wow, so good, the site has breached its bandwidth quota. :p
Superpower07
04-12-2004, 06:43
LOL
Speaking of Italian Republicans - one of my friends is, but she is more respectable a Republican than that kid.
That sounds like the modern Republican Party platform, only using small words.
And the nice link to Fox News on the side says it all. :p
Tellenthion
04-12-2004, 06:45
The Democratic principle is that money should be taken from hard-working Americans and spent on welfare for people who are too lazy to get off the couch and get a job. Don't let the liberal media fool you into believing the lies of the Democratic party. We will do whatever it takes to ensure that all Americans are safe. When you go out to vote, just remember, a vote for us is a vote for freedom, and a vote for us will let you keep what you deserve, and not have to give it away to the people that don't deserve it.
That pretty much sums it up right there.
Queer Republicans
04-12-2004, 06:49
Awww, it's sad that I pretty much agree with that quote.
Yay for welfare and me giving money to welfare, but when many of them are going and buying booze and heroin with it and trading their food stamps for cigarettes, it makes me lose faith in the system. It's a problem that keeps cycling too. On one side, we should have background checks to make sure that they aren't in contact with illegal substances, but then again, most of the people who need welfare have probably been pressured into it somewhere in their rough life. Then can we deny them welfare if they've come clean? So that idea really doesn't work. Too bad we don't have Godly powers and can't send the Coke addicts back out on the street.
Tellenthion
04-12-2004, 06:55
Awww, it's sad that I pretty much agree with that quote.
Yay for welfare and me giving money to welfare, but when many of them are going and buying booze and heroin with it and trading their food stamps for cigarettes, it makes me lose faith in the system. It's a problem that keeps cycling too. On one side, we should have background checks to make sure that they aren't in contact with illegal substances, but then again, most of the people who need welfare have probably been pressured into it somewhere in their rough life. Then can we deny them welfare if they've come clean? So that idea really doesn't work. Too bad we don't have Godly powers and can't send the Coke addicts back out on the street.
Well, I was more pointing out the way he worded it, with the "liberal media" and the "Democratic principle of giving lazy people money."
Queer Republicans
04-12-2004, 07:01
Well, generally the media sways Democratic, but there are Republican networks and newspapers.
And the lazy people thing is just a stereotype made by a child ^^
Dyethylamide
04-12-2004, 07:09
Tax the rich, feed the poor,
Till there are no rich no more -
Ten Years After
Queer Republicans
04-12-2004, 07:10
As an economically successful citizen of the U.S., I resent that.
Pantylvania
04-12-2004, 07:13
...there are no rich no more...that means the same thing as, "everybody is rich"
Queer Republicans
04-12-2004, 07:16
Or "everyone is poor"
I work hard for my money and I would like to keep it. I consider being a doctor more of a job than being an actor.
Tax the rich, feed the poor,
Till there are no rich no more -
Ten Years After
Please send the above to Western Europe and Canada.
Tax the rich, feed the poor,
Till there are no rich no more -
Ten Years After
I like that. It means I might get to eat.
Northern Trombonium
04-12-2004, 08:52
I like this guy...
...and by "like" I mean that I think he's got a snowball's chance in Hell at winning an election. I especially like how in the last paragraph he dissed welfare, but in the first paragraph he essentially promoted welfare.
I like this guy...
...and by "like" I mean that I think he's got a snowball's chance in Hell at winning an election. I especially like how in the last paragraph he dissed welfare, but in the first paragraph he essentially promoted welfare.
In America, flip-flops can win elections *cough*Bush*cough*
I'm still chuckling over the link to Fox News on the side. :p
Take THAT anyone who says CNN, CBS, NBC et al are liberal, and Fox News is magically impartial. ;)
And he's not really my friend, so do as you will.
Its you, isn't it?
Kryozerkia
04-12-2004, 10:00
That site is makin' me eyes bleed....
The Black Forrest
04-12-2004, 10:04
Or "everyone is poor"
I work hard for my money and I would like to keep it. I consider being a doctor more of a job than being an actor.
Please tell me that you are not in California. Want to make sure I don't have you.
Amall Madnar
04-12-2004, 10:39
Tax the rich, feed the poor,
Till there are no rich no more -
Ten Years After
It's more like Tax the Rich who've worked for every cent there worth, feed the poor who are lazy drop out drug addicts that feed off goverment programs, till everyone is forced to feed off goverment programs
For the rest of eternity.
Khockist
04-12-2004, 11:30
We will drill for oil in the Arctic so we do not have to rely on the Middle East.
At least he's honest about why we are in Iraq.
Adrian K. Rapacchietta and Peter B. Immordino will pass laws banning abortion and embryonic stem cell research. They will also pass a constitutional amendment to ban same-sex couples from marriage. Peter Immordino firmly believes marriage is reserved to heterosexual couples.
That scares me imensely
The Democratic principle is that money should be taken from hard-working Americans and spent on welfare for people who are too lazy to get off the couch and get a job. Don't let the liberal media fool you into believing the lies of the Democratic party.
This also scares me. So I take it he means people with disabilities as well huh? Liberal media... God, I've heard that one plenty of times. NEWSFLASH - CONSERVATIVES OWN THREE OUT OF THE FOUR MAJOR CABLE NEWS CHANNELS IN AMERICA AND OWN ALL OF TALK RADIO. ALSO I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN TOO MUCH ANTI-IRAQ WAR COVERAGE IN RECENT YEARS
We will do whatever it takes to ensure that all Americans are safe. When you go out to vote, just remember, a vote for us is a vote for freedom, and a vote for us will let you keep what you deserve, and not have to give it away to the people that don't deserve it.
Yes, I've heard the vote for us is a vote for freedom gig before as well. Freedom from what?
Summation. That's either really funny or really scary, I'm not sure which.
Siljhouettes
04-12-2004, 14:42
Americans, do you really want a president who asks for a permission slip from Rome to defend America?
Hebrew Heartthrobs
04-12-2004, 14:49
In America, flip-flops can win elections *cough*Bush*cough*
Tell me about it. First he vows to privatize social security and then reneges. What's up with that?
The Force Majeure
04-12-2004, 16:10
Americans, do you really want a president who asks for a permission slip from Rome to defend America?
No...care to elaborate?
Great Scotia
04-12-2004, 16:43
I work hard for my money and I would like to keep it. I consider being a doctor more of a job than being an actor.
What about a builder? Or a cleaner?
How is it fair that people as valuable to society as you get paid less?
How is it that you need 30k a year to live and they don't?