NationStates Jolt Archive

Given the chance, and the appropriate conditions, of course. We're assuming that she'll actually like you, and, if you're a woman, we'll assume that she's going to go that way as well.

Wow. Tough one.

Does she have to be currently living?(Shut up, ya sickies!) I mean, do historical figures count?

Gotta vote with the choices above. If we get a lot of votes, I'll do this again with some dead women.

Oh. It's a poll.

Um... is there a 'None of the Above' choice? Or is this more of a "Someone has a gun to your head and will kill you unless you have sex with one of these women...' sort of scenario?

Who's Denise Richards?

Who's Denise Richards?

Wild Things? Starship Troopers?

The one who won't stop smiling. And it makes you want to hit her.

I said Denise Richards,
I'm not gay, just opinionated about everything,

but an important one missing of that list is Lena Olin (from 9th gate and alias)
you know??

See Denise Richards at: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000612/

Who's Denise Richards?

Starship troopers.

"I am going to a piret"

I said Denise Richards,
I'm not gay, just opinionated about everything,

but an important one missing of that list is Lena Olin (from 9th gate and alias)
you know??
I'd definately choose Lena Olin.

See Denise Richards at: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000612/
oh that one. no. but none of them attracks me (hey I can be picky, I'm female)

w00t! Shania Twain is hot!

Boobs!

Meh, I don't particularly like any of the listed women.

If we get a lot of votes, I'll do this again with some dead women.
Necrophile...

Boobs!

Thoes are always good! :p

I voted for britney, but it is dependant on her not talking.

I voted for britney, but it is dependant on her not talking.

Or making any sort of noises. They're all annoying.

I voted for Chelsea Clinton because she comes from good horny perverted stock.

I bet she's insatiable. :)

I'mma go with Denise Richards. She was in Undercover Brother. She gets at least some respect.

I voted for britney, but it is dependant on her not talking.


I just vomited.


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I'd have to say chelsea clinton. Then I'd marry her.

Chelsea Clinton Shriver, then i'd be related by marriage to *another* great president.

Wild Things? Starship Troopers?

The one who won't stop smiling. And it makes you want to hit her.See, for me, that's Britney. I found "Dr. Christmas" to be the least intolerable of the lot posted, though given a choice, I'd use that list as a reason for genocide.

No one is saying everyone?

I'mma go with Denise Richards. She was in Undercover Brother. She gets at least some respect.
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry at that statement.. as horrible as that movie was, I was laughing too much to argue with you.

"It's time for the big payback!"
"Hey.. this isn't Taco Bell."

I wouldn't sleep with any of them....

Brittney, provided it is not consentual from her POV... :D
*shows collection of whips and chains*

If it has to be consentual, I go with Mz Twain.
Looks good, and looks like she is fun to be with. :cool:

I find fake looking women who behave as if they haven't a braincell in their heads to be amazingly unattractive. I wouldn't sleep with a single one of them. I doubt my boyfriend would either.

I'd have to say chelsea clinton. Then I'd marry her.

Chelsea Clinton Shriver, then i'd be related by marriage to *another* great president.
youre related to sargent shriver? hes a hell of a man. a relative to be proud of!

denise richards...britney spears...hmmm...

I'll go with Chrismas Jones herself, denise richards.

As for miss clinton and the nine people who picked her....*puke*

...and for those guys who say they wouldn't sleep with either of those two are either gay or lying. Get real.

Chelsea Clinton is beating Jessica Simpson.

Damn skippity.

How about a hot hooker? Anyone fool around with that?

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Who's Denise Richards?YEAH...lets see the pictures...

I would rather give each of them a nice Molotov cocktail, with a TT33 on the side. They're all stupid bimbo (es/oes/s?) that stand for the culture of stupidity. Some of them also stand for the worst noise (music should not be blasphemed in such a way) the world has ever heard.

to sleep with
Denise Richards
to have a relationship with
Shania Twain, shes the only one there with half a brain

I would SLEEP with any of these ladies. And while asleep, I would hopefully have a nice dream about having sex with a real woman. ;)

All of them. At once.

Denise Richards

WTFIT?

Britney Spears

I agree with previous answers, as long as she'd keep quiet

Jessica Simpson

No, she's hot, but I'd feel really dirty about it afterwards

Shania Twain

No, I hear enough of her moaning as it is.

Chelsea Clinton

Yes, but I'd have a better shot with Bill

denise richards is simply the hottest. However, I would not really be sleeping
:rolleyes:

Where's Lil Kim?

Or Mary-Kate Olsen?

At the same time. ;)

Or Mary-Kate Olsen?


what about ashley?

Jennifer Love Hewitt



I was gonna ask why she wasn't on the list...........

what about ashley?

She's not messed up and therefore wouldn't be nearly as fun.