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Considering my political views, my nation's name and my light-hearted silliness, many people have come to the conclusion that I suffer from a mild insanity.

I'm here to set the record straight once and for all. I'm not suffering. It's pretty fun. :)

Considering my political views, my nation's name and my light-hearted silliness, many people have come to the conclusion that I suffer from a mild insanity.

I'm here to set the record straight once and for all. I'm not suffering. It's pretty fun. :)
And we're all envious

Considering my political views, my nation's name and my light-hearted silliness, many people have come to the conclusion that I suffer from a mild insanity.

I'm here to set the record straight once and for all. I'm not suffering. It's pretty fun. :)
*Nods at the wall*
And saunters over to lunatic putting his arm around the goofball

“I’m with you man”

I recently had a conversation with my significant other about my immaturity.

We both came to the conclusion that as long as the sex is good, we can both tolerate my antics.

Insane? No one with a right mind can talk about politics. It's just too boring!

Insane? No one with a right mind can talk about politics. It's just too boring!
So LG is a politician? :confused:

I recently had a conversation with my significant other about my immaturity.

We both came to the conclusion that as long as the sex is good, we can both tolerate my antics.
ROFLMAO It's all clear to me now. You're my ex-boyfriend.

So LG is a politician? :confused:

I'm not quite crazy enough.

ROFLMAO It's all clear to me now. You're my ex-boyfriend.

That was you?!?

You still have my Barry White album!

I'm not quite crazy enough.
Yeah right.... they just didn't allow mud in parliament

I recently had a conversation with my significant other about my immaturity.

We both came to the conclusion that as long as the sex is good, we can both tolerate my antics.
Cool, someone else has had that conversation!

Yeah right.... they just didn't allow mud in parliament

Well, that was a factor.

Also, I was dumb. I didn't hide my youthful pecadilloes very well, and didn't know anybody important enough to hide them for me.

So if I ran for major office, and my opponent digs up pictures of me at that frat party...

...well, let's just say I can't expect the morality vote. :(

That was you?!?

You still have my Barry White album!
I thought I'll save your present girlfriend from it. To be honest, you DON'T sound like Barry at all. I was just trying to be polite and not hurt your feelings.

I thought I'll save your present girlfriend from it. To be honest, you DON'T sound like Barry at all. I was just trying to be polite and not hurt your feelings.

:(

It's probably for the best. SHe's a Billy Joel fan. *nod*

And we're all envious

I wish my insanity made me fun... :p ;)

:(

It's probably for the best. SHe's a Billy Joel fan. *nod*
Your dating Kramers Intern now? A whole thread about Billy Joel...

Oh don't be sad. Alright maybe you aren't Barry White but you certainly look better! :D






like i'd know. I kept my eyes closed all the time.

Your dating Kramers Intern now? A whole thread about Billy Joel...

Oh don't be sad. Alright maybe you aren't Barry White but you certainly look better! :D






like i'd know. I kept my eyes closed all the time.

Like I'd know. My eyes never made it up that far.

Like I'd know. My eyes never made it up that far.
Like you wouldn't have noticed if she was Barry White

Like I'd know. My eyes never made it up that far.
Going to bed. Like to join me for old times sake? ;)

naah. Conan is enough for me tonight.

Like you wouldn't have noticed if she was Barry White
ehem krhhhmmm öhhhh.

Kurwa matś!

*smack smack smack*

harder baby

Is this the Barry White fan club discussion thread?

harder baby
Shut up or I'll tie you up.

Leather or rubber? *innocently*

Shut up or I'll tie you up.

Leather or rubber? *innocently*
perhaps both?

Shut up or I'll tie you up.

Leather or rubber? *innocently*

Oh my I seemed to have inadvertantly landed in the middle of.......hmmmmm.....are you my ex-wife?

perhaps both?
What ever turns you on...Perhaps LG could sing a little?

What ever turns you on...Perhaps LG could sing a little?
err.... what ever turns you on?

Oh my I seemed to have inadvertantly landed in the middle of.......hmmmmm.....are you my ex-wife?
Not sure...

I know LG is my ex boyfriend but you...how would I remember you?

err.... what ever turns you on?
I'm too shy. ask LG, he knows. ;)

Plain high heels or boots (with high heels)? *going through the maxic box*

no no

Now I know. NOKIAs. perfect!
http://www.saastokuoppa.fi/pukeutuminen/jalkine/viking/kumpparitaik/kuva/3.jpg

I like where this thread is headed.

All we need is some feathers, a blind fold and a huge vat of custard and it'll be like when I was dating. :)

Not sure...

but you...how would I remember you?

Well 1st of all I can do that really cool trick-where it looks like I'm taking off my finger-but I'm not-it's really my thumb!

I once did finger painting for the local BDSM club newsletter.

And I make a really great Twinkie and Guiness stew!

I'm sure you'd remember.

no no

Now I know. NOKIAs. perfect!
http://www.saastokuoppa.fi/pukeutuminen/jalkine/viking/kumpparitaik/kuva/3.jpg
kinky

kinky
You're the one who wanted spanking...

I like where this thread is headed.

All we need is some feathers, a blind fold and a huge vat of custard and it'll be like when I was dating. :)
Custard? Oh you're a perv ;)

You're the one who wanted spanking...
yes, about that...

When am I gonna get it? My ass is freezing

Custard? Oh you're a perv ;)

You would know, sweetie. :)

Well 1st of all I can do that really cool trick-where it looks like I'm taking off my finger-but I'm not-it's really my thumb!

I once did finger painting for the local BDSM club newsletter.

And I make a really great Twinkie and Guiness stew!

I'm sure you'd remember.
hmmmmm...I know 2 guys who can do that trick...
Twinkie and Guiness stew? ewww...
I don't know what it is and I don't want to know. So I quess you're not my ex-husband.

But hey, that means you can be my future husband!

Let me throw the Bachelor Party! I still know where to find custard in 55 gallon drums. :)

yes, about that...

When am I gonna get it? My ass is freezing
Just a sec! *these inpatient men, sigh*
Just pull that rubber costume on you and I'll be ready when you are.

Whips or paddles? Or just hand?

Oh and of course, the secure word? Banana? alright?

You would know, sweetie. :)
I do miss those sessions every once in a while... ;)

But hey, that means you can be my future husband!

Interestingly enough I'm currently interviewing for my next ex! How do you feel about summer in Washington DC and winter in Finland?

Let me throw the Bachelor Party! I still know where to find custard in 55 gallon drums. :)
LMAO

You're spoiling my mood :D

Just a sec! *these inpatient men, sigh*
Just pull that rubber costume on you and I'll be ready when you are.

Whips or paddles? Or just hand?

Oh and of course, the secure word? Banana? alright?
Banana?.......

damn... I take that back! Not Banana! Not Banana!

Interestingly enough I'm currently interviewing for my next ex! How do you feel about summer in Washington DC and winter in Finland?
It's -19C. How about the other way round?

Banana?.......

damn... I take that back! Not Banana! Not Banana!
It's just the word, my dear. I swear no real bananas!



But maybe some cucumbers or aubergines?

It's -19C. How about the other way round?

I don't think I'd get to join in any reindeer games the other way round! And there's something about titulating and -19C.

What the h*ll, chains and cuffs or silk ropes?

It's just the word, my dear. I swear no real bananas!



But maybe some cucumbers or aubergines?
pineapple?

I don't think I'd get to join in any reindeer games the other way round! And there's something about titulating and -19C.

What the h*ll, chains and cuffs or silk ropes?
raw ropes...definately.

But no reindeers please.

titulating?

pineapple?
Alright Pineapple it is. Are you ready now? Awww how cute you look in that pink rubber suit.

Now bend over!

Alright Pineapple it is. Are you ready now? Awww how cute you look in that pink rubber suit.

Now bend over!
The guys at work think so too

*bends over*

titulating?


titillating

my bad-I'm a geek in real life-we don't spell check so good.

But these safe words too long too many syllables. You need a sexy word with one syllable ez to say.

I like 'SPAM'

now there's a safe word and sexual aid all in one!

The guys at work think so too

*bends over*
*pulls his wrists between his legs and ties them to his ancles*
Now you'll lie still...

titillating

my bad-I'm a geek in real life-we don't spell check so good.

But these safe words too long too many syllables. You need a sexy word with one syllable ez to say.

I like 'SPAM'

now there's a safe word and sexual aid all in one!
titillating? Sorry my broken english...

Spam? You serious? I would just burst into laughter :D
spamspamspam

wavva wo wonn wo

Spam? You serious? I would just burst into laughter :D
spamspamspam

Well it would work then wouldn't it!

*smiling smuggly to self*

Spamdlyspam!

wavva wo wonn wo
smack

smack

smack



a bit harder smack

smack
a bit harder smack

a little bit of stroking



SMACK

titillating? Sorry my broken english...



No need to apologize: to titilate: To excite (another) pleasurably, superficially or erotically.

I've been a bad pirate

Considering my political views, my nation's name and my light-hearted silliness, many people have come to the conclusion that I suffer from a mild insanity.

I'm here to set the record straight once and for all. I'm not suffering. It's pretty fun. :)

Ogre. It's AAAALWAYS about Ogre.
When's it going to be about... DONKEY?!?

I've been a bad pirate
Oh shut up!

Who's arse is this?

What?

I can't hear ya!

*smacksmacksmacksmacksmacksmacksmacksmacksmacksmacksmack*

Ogre. It's AAAALWAYS about Ogre.
When's it going to be about... DONKEY?!?

...jackass...

;)

Apple!... err... kiwi?.... orange?.....fruit?

No need to apologize: to titilate: To excite (another) pleasurably, superficially or erotically.
So -19C is titillating? hmmm. I should start a sexy travel agency; welcome to Finland! All freezy and titillating. And now with real reindeers!

Apple!... err... kiwi?.... orange?.....fruit?
You little punk! I said shut up!

*reaching for the banana*

*squeels like a pig*

*trashes franticly*

*squeels like a pig*

*trashes franticly*
You just can't take anythig can you?

*release LP of bondage and hugs him*

I hope you learnt your lesson.

It's times like this that I'm glad you dumped me, Helio.

;)

You just can't take anythig can you?

*release LP of bondage and hugs him*

I hope you learnt your lesson.
yes... never forget the safe word

So -19C is titillating? hmmm. I should start a sexy travel agency; welcome to Finland! All freezy and titillating. And now with real reindeers!

Oh baby oh baby!

I can send you stuffed shirts from here in Govtland all day long that would love to be titillated @ -19C with reindeer.

It's times like this that I'm glad you dumped me, Helio.

;)
You were better ;)

yes... never forget the safe word
that's right. Now you're being a good boy. *taptap* :D

*stands in the corner of the thread wearing the dunce-hat*

Oh baby oh baby!

I can send you stuffed shirts from here in Govtland all day long that would love to be titillated @ -19C with reindeer.
You're so not going to be my husband.... :)

You're so not going to be my husband.... :)

Well then the work days over and I've earned my keep!

So I'm off to home but not to sleep!

If there's one thing we've learned to not be a nerd!

It's to always remember the safety word!

I think I'm my best friend at the moment and I'm going to leave all of you here to talk about your fantasies...

I'll just go to sleep and dream of you guys. Or not. have a good one anyway :)

I'm having nightmares for sure :(

I'm never gonna sleep ever again

I'll just go to sleep and dream of you guys. Or not. have a good one anyway :)

Goodnight and sweet dreams!

I'm having nightmares for sure :(

I'm never gonna sleep ever again
I swear I can hear you screaming PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE...

I swear I can hear you screaming PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE...
I am... :(

My threads always teach valuable lessons.

That's why the mods almost never lock them. :)

My threads always teach valuable lessons.

That's why the mods almost never lock them. :)
Never mess with a clown

Never mess with a clown

That too. ;)

were all a little misunderstood arent we?...for instance

Im not cheap....Im inventive

Im not weird.....Im unconventional

one of my favorites

Im not crazy.....Im misunderstood

Im not sexist....really, I like women(well i do...)

I dont hate stupid people....I just wish theyd learn from their mistakes

I'm not violent. I'm rambunctious.

I'm not violent. I'm rambunctious.


nice, can i add that to a list i have going? anyone else with contributions feel free

I'm not Bush... I'm not, really

I'm not arrogant. I'm just a lot better than you.

I'm not bad in bed... I'm drunk

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THE VOICES IN MY HEAD DON'T TALK TO YOU.

*runs off*

Congratulations :) Enjoying insanity is the first step.

those are great! lol... anymore?

I'm having nightmares for sure :(

I'm never gonna sleep ever again

Don't fall asleep, or else the clowns will EAT you!!

I am proud of my insantity. It is a virtue, it it what gets me through life, and allows me to be a performing artist. No one in their right mind wansts to get screwed that bad.