NationStates Jolt Archive


Kill a Puppy For Christ

Vittos Ordination
03-12-2004, 21:10
Seriously, Jesus hates them. They won't shut up an he can't get any sleep at night. Always yappin', the little bastards.
Gnostikos
03-12-2004, 21:11
Just be quiet. That's not entertaining at all.
Legless Pirates
03-12-2004, 21:12
shitting in His living room, sleeping in His TV chair...
Bitter Dregs
03-12-2004, 21:15
Seriously, Jesus hates them. They won't shut up an he can't get any sleep at night. Always yappin', the little bastards.Didn't jesus ever hear of the peanut butter trick? You put peanut butter in a drinking straw and toss it to the pup. It will keep him busy (and silent) for hours while he chews on that straw trying to get all the peanut butter.

I guess the son of god missed that one.
Tactical Grace
03-12-2004, 21:17
OK, that's enough parody threads for a long, long time. At first they were weird, then stupid, now annoying as hell and this one borders on the offensive. The General Forum spam regulations have another clause.

Tactical Grace
Game Moderator