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NS Wrote:

Male Sexual Love's national animal is the Great White Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation

Am I the only person who sees something WRONG with this statement?


I almost hyperventilated laughing.

Somehow I don't think my National Animal is in too much danger....


:cool:

So, who else has NS generated comments on thier memberpage that are well able to generate chuckles from those who see them?

Same thing with my Cape Buffalo.

Not on my main page, but one issue's random name ended up having an opinion from a Jewish banker named Buy Christmas.

And my bums

I once had the same person for two different oposite sides of an issue. It was funny.

Yeah... I once saw a nation whose currency was the barter system. "That'll be three barter systems please..." :D

For a while I had compulsory vegetarianism and yet my nation's favorite main course was the national animal, the Infamous Marxist Loon.

For a while I had compulsory vegetarianism and yet my nation's favorite main course was the national animal, the Infamous Marxist Loon.
Criminals...

Butthead: Hey, Beavis, he said he looked at his member.

Beavis: Members are cool, heh heh.

Great Whites are actually in danger of extinction.

But not due to deforestation.

Still not that funny.

Not on my main page, but one issue's random name ended up having an opinion from a Jewish banker named Buy Christmas.


:snickers:

Great Whites are actually in danger of extinction.

But not due to deforestation.

Still not that funny.

Do NOT try to turn it serious or I will have to ask you to leave.


Capise?

Criminals...

You want to go depress someone, do it somewhere else. THIS thread is for making each other feel good with some gentle laughter and companionship.

Mine's the Walrus, which frolics in my countries many lush forests, leading my to conclude that we are the only place you can find the indigenous Forest Walrus'. Makes sense to me....

I would imagine that your nation is rife with the rare salt water rivers that run very cold, allowing for the only Great White inland habitat. It happened in New Jersey at the turn of the century, do a Google on "Jersey Man Eater."

For a while I had compulsory vegetarianism and yet my nation's favorite main course was the national animal, the Infamous Marxist Loon.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Wha?! ROFLMAO

Mine's the Walrus, which frolics in my countries many lush forests, leading my to conclude that we are the only place you can find the indigenous Forest Walrus'. Makes sense to me....

I would imagine that your nation is rife with the rare salt water rivers that run very cold, allowing for the only Great White inland habitat. It happened in New Jersey at the turn of the century, do a Google on "Jersey Man Eater."


:LAUGHING:

Yeah... I once saw a nation whose currency was the barter system. "That'll be three barter systems please..." :D

to stuff a whale into their pocket....

How old are you male sexual love?

My country isn't funny =( But my alternate country, the Empire of Slaughtered Cow has some interesting blots of text in its description

And I hope you all will, too. NO SERIOUS DISCUSSIONS IN HERE. Nothing that'll break the mood...or I'll snatch you bald-headed. Or spank you.

This is fun and I don't want anyone to spoil it.

How old are you male sexual love?

My country isn't funny =( But my alternate country, the Empire of Slaughtered Cow has some interesting blots of text in its description


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How old are you male sexual love?

My country isn't funny =( But my alternate country, the Empire of Slaughtered Cow has some interesting blots of text in its description

And paste them in here, cause the rest of us wanna see'em and it's not nice to tease.
:fluffle:

Citizens must pay to enjoy Slaughtered Cow's pristine beaches, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the army's shirt ninjas are the most feared assassins in the region, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Slaughtered Cow's national animal is the not-so-slaughtered cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the human skull.

Not even that funny...

It's not a quote from my country's home page since it was last week that this was all together on the same page, but it is accurate. I posted it in my region's area because it was so funny.

How cool is this, my citzens are enjoying a huge tax cut while the income tax rate is 100% and Catholics are favored while membership in the church of Dyethylamide is mandatory and all other religions are banned, but NS says I'm a corrupt dictator, not a psychotic one. I guess I need some more kool-aid.

BTW, my national animal, The Clown Fish, is also threatened by deforestation. We are not all that worried here. :D

Citizens must pay to enjoy Slaughtered Cow's pristine beaches, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the army's shirt ninjas are the most feared assassins in the region, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Slaughtered Cow's national animal is the not-so-slaughtered cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the human skull.

Not even that funny...


:Evil grin:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/makebelieve

Join up and have a blast.

BTW, my national animal, The Clown Fish, is also threatened by deforestation. We are not all that worried here. :D

When did all these fish start living in the trees. What is the world coming to. First sharks, then walruses and know fish. Next my Koalas will live underwater. I like this thread it is fun.

It's not a quote from my country's home page since it was last week that this was all together on the same page, but it is accurate. I posted it in my region's area because it was so funny.

How cool is this, my citzens are enjoying a huge tax cut while the income tax rate is 100% and Catholics are favored while membership in the church of Dyethylamide is mandatory and all other religions are banned, but NS says I'm a corrupt dictator, not a psychotic one. I guess I need some more kool-aid.

BTW, my national animal, The Clown Fish, is also threatened by deforestation. We are not all that worried here. :D

Yeah, about as worried as I am about my sharks.
:snickering madly:

Creepy group

How my Neon Tetras mated with dogs...

When did all these fish start living in the trees. What is the world coming to. First sharks, then walruses and know fish. Next my Koalas will live underwater. I like this thread it is fun.

That's the point! It's SUPPOSED to be a fun one! Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Creepy group


And we wanna keep it that way.

How my Neon Tetras mated with dogs...

Whatcha gonna call'em? Tetdogs, Neon Dogras, Dogtets?



:STILL ROTFLMAO:

NS Wrote:



Am I the only person who sees something WRONG with this statement?


I almost hyperventilated laughing.

Somehow I don't think my National Animal is in too much danger....


:cool:

So, who else has NS generated comments on thier memberpage that are well able to generate chuckles from those who see them?

NS is meaningless homework, generated and graded by socialists, EXCEPT they need money, so (in my experience) they sell you to ".co.uk" spam-mailers.

Take that too serious mein and hoof it on out of here, ya old stiff. We're having fun, sharing laughter and making friends...and you're trying to spoil the mood. Either chill out and take a load off, or leave.

NO SERIOUS DISCUSSIONS OR NON-HUMOROUS CONTENT.

This thread is for FUN, jokes, comparing hilarious text and relaxing. It's for getting and giving CHUCKLES!

I once saw a country that was overrun with knife-wielding madmen. In the very next sentence, I found out that crime is somehow totally unknown there.

Also, once, in my alternate country... well, my national animal is the "skate rat" (you know, skateboarders) so these options came up:

"The fact is, the skate rat population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Hack Utopia. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have skate rat kebabs, skate rat pies, skate rat-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

"I agree that something needs to be done about skate rat over-population," says random passer-by Naki du Pont, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."

"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Peggy Trax. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The skate rats were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The skate rat is part of what makes Watevre a great nation!"

My country isn't funny =(

Queer = homosexual
Republicans = anti-homosexual

It's a bit of a generalization, but I think the contradiction is rather comical. :P

I have a country where my animal is the Republican Candidate, which teeters on the brink of extinction...

from my main country: Kryozerkia's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course...

Who else thinks there is something weird about eating dragon?

Should I make my national the previous I had?

Mine used to be: Fat Fat the Water Rat

Whatcha gonna call'em? Tetdogs, Neon Dogras, Dogtets?


:STILL ROTFLMAO:

Advantage: they have fur and no longer are only tropical fish!
Disadvantage: they have fur and are no longer tropical fish!

At the moment my Nation has this:
...space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits...
Now how can my Nation be shooting rubbish into space if I have no space program?

A friend of mine had this issue once:

Pensioners In Protest

The Issue
Falling standards at @@NAME@@'s retirement homes have prompted OAPs to take to the streets and demand better treatment.

The Debate
1. "There needs to be more done for the elderly," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a resident of 'This Old Man' retirement home. "We can't work to support ourselves anymore, and the pensions we get are measly. We need more benefits such as higher standards of living, free bus tickets, and a continuous supply of @@CURRENCY@@s. All it requires is a little more generosity on the part of the tax payers - after all, we fought the war for their sort."

What made it funny was that his national currency was the "Catholic School Girls."

I once saw a country that was overrun with knife-wielding madmen. In the very next sentence, I found out that crime is somehow totally unknown there.

Also, once, in my alternate country... well, my national animal is the "skate rat" (you know, skateboarders) so these options came up:

"The fact is, the skate rat population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Hack Utopia. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have skate rat kebabs, skate rat pies, skate rat-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

"I agree that something needs to be done about skate rat over-population," says random passer-by Naki du Pont, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."

"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Peggy Trax. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The skate rats were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The skate rat is part of what makes Watevre a great nation!"

'Door' number two would've sounded good.

A friend of mine had this issue once:

Pensioners In Protest

The Issue
Falling standards at @@NAME@@'s retirement homes have prompted OAPs to take to the streets and demand better treatment.

The Debate
1. "There needs to be more done for the elderly," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a resident of 'This Old Man' retirement home. "We can't work to support ourselves anymore, and the pensions we get are measly. We need more benefits such as higher standards of living, free bus tickets, and a continuous supply of @@CURRENCY@@s. All it requires is a little more generosity on the part of the tax payers - after all, we fought the war for their sort."

What made it funny was that his national currency was the "Catholic School Girls."

"Hee, hee, hee!"

Advantage: they have fur and no longer are only tropical fish!
Disadvantage: they have fur and are no longer tropical fish!

On the other hand, you've seem to have the 'Inter-species-genetics-crossbreeding-problem-thingie' whipped. :Giggle:

At the moment my Nation has this:

Now how can my Nation be shooting rubbish into space if I have no space program?


Plus provided the funding, equipment...funding....and hid it from you until now...?

:Grinning Like Fiend:

I've gotten that for my old animal, the octopus...

I have a country where my animal is the Republican Candidate, which teeters on the brink of extinction...

from my main country: Kryozerkia's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course...

Who else thinks there is something weird about eating dragon?

Should I make my national the previous I had?

Mine used to be: Fat Fat the Water Rat


Or perhaps....Sewer Rat

I've gotten that for my old animal, the octopus...

The Jungle Canopy dwelling, air-breathing,
dried-out-and-dead-but-apparently-still-breathing Forest Octopus.

from my main country: Kryozerkia's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course...

Who else thinks there is something weird about eating dragon?


"Who'd WANT to? Besides, 'hunting' could be fun...for the dragon."

NO serious discussion
NO attempts to spoil the mood
This is a FUN thread...keep it that way.

Heh. One the one hand,
The Tribes Of Longton's national animal is the chav, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests

On the other hand,
General Pinochet's national animal is the flolloping matress, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation

And on a lighter note,
Sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, and citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities

This MMORPG is such fun

My other country's national <ahem>animal<ahem> is the human. Interesting when you get the issue about overpopulation of your national animal, and the human ends up as your nation's favourite main course. I'm just waiting for the issue on hybrids of dogs and the national animals - a human-dog anyone?

Oops

OMFG I V STALIN TEH FURRIES!111!!1ONE!

"My other country's national anthem is the human."

Everyone, pick up your humans, it's time to practise.

:D

The Jungle Canopy dwelling, air-breathing,
dried-out-and-dead-but-apparently-still-breathing Forest Octopus.

I once saw a show on the discovery channel about animals of the future. They predicted Forest Octopi in a couple million years. I can't wait!

Expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy, criminals are executed and their property seized, and birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Neo-Tommunism's national animal is the Terminator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Soul.

That's where I'm at right now. Almost everyone is shot. I would like to see the Terminator frolic, however.

*bounce bounce*

OH. MY. LOOK AT THE SPLENDOUR. NATURE. IS. COOL. HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.

*bounce bounce*

My national animal is the worker ant. It was strange to see it suggested as a source of beef in one issue.... must have been a REAL shortage of beef to turn to the worker ant population for food. It was a whole other ball-game when I presented with the option of mating them with dogs........


<-----EDIT:My other country's national anthem is the human. Nice anthem...... how do you sing that? :D
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"Homicidal Pacifists's national animal is the fire ant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the colon."

I can find 3 to 4 things wrong with that sentence alone. Any guesses as to what they are?

On the other hand, you've seem to have the 'Inter-species-genetics-crossbreeding-problem-thingie' whipped. :Giggle:

I'm guessing that breakthough was how my economy hit "Frightening"...

http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=markreich

Same thing with my Cape Buffalo.

Which is a grassland or savannah animal anyway....

Queer = homosexual
Republicans = anti-homosexual

It's a bit of a generalization, but I think the contradiction is rather comical. :P

He did rather ask for that. :fluffle:

"Homicidal Pacifists's national animal is the fire ant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the colon."

I can find 3 to 4 things wrong with that sentence alone. Any guesses as to what they are?


Yaaaaaaaay buddy, I do believe I can!!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats harddives accross the country, the mob and the police have had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Iivanra's cities recently due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, and citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Iivanra's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Lin.


Hurray for fascism!

(Disclaimer: I have morals. My 'civil rights lovefest' nation is Sinclaire. However, I find that dictatorships are more fun. <3)

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats harddives accross the country, the mob and the police have had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Iivanra's cities recently due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, and citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Iivanra's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Lin.


Hurray for fascism!

(Disclaimer: I have morals. My 'civil rights lovefest' nation is Sinclaire. However, I find that dictatorships are more fun. <3)

Then try to behave myself. THIS forum is for FUN, BEING FUNNY AND MAKING FRIENDS. Not posting your Summary berefit of funnies. Peregrine Falcons DO favor heavily forested areas and wetland marshes since in the wild they are DUCK hunters...along with quail, pheasant, halfgrown turkeys, halfgrown geese and other fairly heavy game birds.

...whatever. o_0

My puppet had this one just today (emphasis added)

The Issue
Cheap, foreign-made cars are becoming increasingly popular, causing concern in Texarkania's automobile manufacturing industry.

The Debate
"Unless this government does something, Texarkania won't have an auto industry for much longer," says auto industry union boss Jennifer Hendrikson, in a rare public appearance alongside management. "These foreign companies employ people for a few Catholic School Girls a day. The only way to level the playing field is to raise tariffs. The government would make more money, too, so it's win-win."
[Accept]

A friend of mine had this issue once:

Pensioners In Protest

The Issue
Falling standards at @@NAME@@'s retirement homes have prompted OAPs to take to the streets and demand better treatment.

The Debate
1. "There needs to be more done for the elderly," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a resident of 'This Old Man' retirement home. "We can't work to support ourselves anymore, and the pensions we get are measly. We need more benefits such as higher standards of living, free bus tickets, and a continuous supply of @@CURRENCY@@s. All it requires is a little more generosity on the part of the tax payers - after all, we fought the war for their sort."

What made it funny was that his national currency was the "Catholic School Girls."


Hahahaha that's hillarious - I love you!

My puppet had another good one today:

The Issue

A haggard group of new recruits in Texarkania's army have spoken out against the brutal conditions experienced in their military training.

The Debate

"Training, what a load of old hooey," says renowned spendophobe and radio announcer, Roxanne Jefferson. "The only thing it teaches our soldiers is how to shine boots and fight plastic dummies. We'd be better off if we just dropped them into the fight so they could learn to shoot for themselves. There might be a few accidents, but it'll be worth it for all the Catholic School Girls we'll save."
[Accept]

My puppet had another good one today:

The Issue

A haggard group of new recruits in Texarkania's army have spoken out against the brutal conditions experienced in their military training.

The Debate

"Training, what a load of old hooey," says renowned spendophobe and radio announcer, Roxanne Jefferson. "The only thing it teaches our soldiers is how to shine boots and fight plastic dummies. We'd be better off if we just dropped them into the fight so they could learn to shoot for themselves. There might be a few accidents, but it'll be worth it for all the Catholic School Girls we'll save."
[Accept]

Aye, and their all virgins, too, I bet.

Gambling is outlawed, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, and the government is seen to favor Catholics. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anagonia's national animal is the Eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Denar.



expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets

I think this qualifies as funny....LMFAO

A friend of mine had a nation called Oroborosis whose national animal was the self. He got to do both "the national animal is the self, which is also it's favorite meal" and the cannabalism thing. He was pretty happy.



Oroboros is that snake that eats itself, though I'm sure you all knew that.

Oroboros is that snake that eats itself, though I'm sure you all knew that.

I did not know that O.o.....interesting...fits well with your friends nation and interests then, lol.

EDIT:

Maybe I did know that, but forgot later on...hmmm...that would make an interesting debate....I think...

I did not know that O.o.....interesting...fits well with your friends nation and interests then, lol.

EDIT:

Maybe I did know that, but forgot later on...hmmm...that would make an interesting debate....I think...
It looks like this:
http://www.di.fc.ul.pt/~jpn/gv/icons/oroboros.gif

Better informed folk than me can talk about it's origins....

I once saw a country that was overrun with knife-wielding madmen. In the very next sentence, I found out that crime is somehow totally unknown there.

If being a knife-wielding madman isn't against the law, the country could be overrun by madmen with cleavers and still have no crime.

It looks like this:
http://www.di.fc.ul.pt/~jpn/gv/icons/oroboros.gif

Better informed folk than me can talk about it's origins....

Interesting....thanks for the pic preview....huh....that can be interpreted into many meanings...long debate that would be..

Better informed folk than me can talk about it's origins....

And talk... and talk... and talk until your ears bleed.

I don't think my national description has anything particularly funny right now...

I am pretty lucky though
surveillance cameras are banned, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown.

I've never had any crime and I'm in the bottom few hundred for police ratio.

I also have no army, though the description says I have compulsory military service. I just hope no one tries to attack me, because we no police, no standing army, and no guns, my only defense would be my massive population.

And talk... and talk... and talk until your ears bleed.

I don't think my national description has anything particularly funny right now...

I am pretty lucky though


I've never had any crime and I'm in the bottom few hundred for police ratio.

I also have no army, though the description says I have compulsory military service. I just hope no one tries to attack me, because we no police, no standing army, and no guns, my only defense would be my massive population.
Completely unrelated, but aren't you the %$#%(#$#(@% who hooked me on pokerroom.com? If so, you owe me MANY hours of sleep.....(the.walrus, if you've ever seen me and my fold fests....)

One of my puppets was an anarchy and it had an all pervasive police force, and crime was virtually non-existent, despite, that the "population of {x} million live[d] in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order ...[had] led to the rise of order through biker gangs."

...Stupid anarchies.

Allthough this could just be pun, on the UN category Anarchy.

Also another one had 0% tax, and it had the issue Citizens Struggle Under "Unfair" Tax Burden

I may or may not be making these up.

Completely unrelated, but aren't you the %$#%(#$#(@% who hooked me on pokerroom.com? If so, you owe me MANY hours of sleep.....(the.walrus, if you've ever seen me and my fold fests....)

Boy that's a long swear word. If you ever find a way that I can repay you in hours of sleep let me know and I probably still won't do it. And if you try to force me, I'll go out fighting :gundge: *gundge* *gundge*

i don't got much funny in mine apart from this which isn't even that funny!!!

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime is a serious problem. Zeladonii's national animal is the dingbat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the sucki.

:confused:

One of my puppets had this issue today:

In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for More Evil Thoughts's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that slug muffins could be added to the menu

Sounds kinda gross to me. :D

Jedi Hope's national animal is the Sea Wolf (Killer Whales), which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests....

O.O
-.-
O.O

I don't think this would work.

The Rogue Nation of Jedi Hope is a small, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics.

Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

Now, which is it? Or is NS somehow under the delusion that a large corporation does no business?

Now, keep in mind that is National Animal is a HORSE. Not a miniature horse, the one he uses is either a Morgan or a Quarter Horse...not sure where he got the jpeg for his flag, actually...I agree with most of it, but I highlighted the part I had a problem with. Get a load of this:

"Why punish the poor things?" asks animal-lover Lars Jones, covered in scars from previous encounters with White-Crested Stallions. "All they need is good hands to care and rehabilitate them. We need a government education programme to tame them and turn them into loveable pets. The one I'm holding right now shows that it can be done. They are all good, kind creatures deep d- argh!"


The one he's holding? Excuse me, but that was the sound of his back exploding, wasn't it? :sniper:

mine said that swans live in the forest.

"the tenet of free speech is held dear, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence,"

That's what mine says... :/

i allowed my people to eat the gazelles (my national animal) and now our economy is soaring from gazelle kabobs and gazelle on a stick. yum

My nation's animal is the rare No-Horned Unicorn.

When did all these fish start living in the trees. What is the world coming to. First sharks, then walruses and know fish. Next my Koalas will live underwater. I like this thread it is fun.

It's evolution man. Where have you been. We have had air breathing fish around a long time. Walruses have always breathed air and now their flippers have evolved into legs, two in front and one in back. They have also become vegetarian. ;)

What made it funny was that his national currency was the "Catholic School Girls."

:p :p :p

..... - a human-dog anyone? Oops

I've even dated a few of those human dogs. :) :)

i allowed my people to eat the gazelles (my national animal) and now our economy is soaring from gazelle kabobs and gazelle on a stick. yum

Ditto with my virgin schoolboys. Tasty.

Aye, and their all virgins, too, I bet.

I'd love to get paid in virgins. :p

My nation's animal is the rare No-Horned Unicorn.

:) :) :) :) :p

Ditto with my virgin schoolboys. Tasty.
oh fine you can have virgin school boys but ss divisionviking gets deleted for having mudmen as his national animal. my big hairy bear is safe, no one gets the reference anyway.

It's evolution man. Where have you been. We have had air breathing fish around a long time. Walruses have always breathed air and now their flippers have evolved into legs, two in front and one in back. They have also become vegetarian. ;)




"I have ONE major rule. That rule is NO SERIOUS DISCUSSIONS ARE TO TAKE PLACE IN THIS THREAD. NO LECTURES, NOTHING THAT MIGHT START A DEBATE, NOTHING OF THAT KIND.

We're having fun poking fun at some of the nonsensical things that pop up...STOP RUINING THE MOOD!"

Ditto with my virgin schoolboys. Tasty.

"Yummy...so MUCH return on relatively little preparations...."

Crime, especially youth related, is apparently obsolute in my nation. However I have my region's highest youth crime rate.

Which leads me to an obvious conclusion....

.....no wait.....

it doesn't....

"I have ONE major rule. That rule is NO SERIOUS DISCUSSIONS ARE TO TAKE PLACE IN THIS THREAD. NO LECTURES, NOTHING THAT MIGHT START A DEBATE, NOTHING OF THAT KIND.

We're having fun poking fun at some of the nonsensical things that pop up...STOP RUINING THE MOOD!"
The only person ruining the mood is you.

Stop yelling and policing the thread, particually when someone is making an obvious joke.

And you have been added to my ignore list. My thread, my rules. I only have the one after all. Now, go away.

Gee, I never thought I was going to get yelled at for talking about air breathing fish and three legged walruses. Hey darn, I even put a :) after it. I guess that wasn't the mood the person who started the post was after.

Sorry mom, I won’t do it again. :p

Oh well, I must go feed my water breathing panthers some fish. :)

National Animal: Geek.

Apparently, according to one of my advisors, "Geeks were never meant to breed with dogs!"

Somehow, this fact doesn't surprise me. And yet, the GeekDog flourishes in my wildlife preserves.

ADDED: "The fact is, the Geek population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson May Bush. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Geek kebabs, Geek pies, Geek-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

We could have Geek kebabs, Geek pies, Geek-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

IMHO, Geeks are best cooked on the grill with a side of garlic fried mushrooms, asparagas, and Basmati rice. A good merlot to was it all down. :) :)

while not as funny as the others, my national animal was, for awhile, the human, which teetered on the brink of extinction, which leaves me at a loss for words as to whom exactly was running my nation...


also, my currency is the spleen

How about this:

Texarkania Decides:
Build Bigger Bombs, Advise Scientists

Government Acts
The Issue
Top military designers in your secret laboratories have proposed projects to create nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons and are looking to you for government support and funding.

The Debate
"This is a necessary step towards the creation of a safer Texarkania," claims Konrad Wu, the leading researcher. "Yes, it will mean a large areas of land will become unusable as a result of the testing, and it will cost billions of Catholic School Girls, but that's the price we must pay for our national security. Just think of the power we will have if we can turn our enemies into plate glass!"
[Accept]

"Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Soda Sales.

There have been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, cars are banned, and marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home. Pershikia's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the squirrel hide."



Earlier I had illegal gambling and then gambling workers union organized a strike.