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Canada should declare on the U.S. before it's to late the U.S will attak more innocent countries and eventually they will have the entire muslim world under there dictaro of a leader. Bush is a filthy War monger, he says countries have weapons of mass destruction, but he has them in mass quantitiy, WE have to attak now before it's to late.

That's just silly...

As a Canadian that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. To my American friends flame away.

This belongs in General.

This is a 'South Park' episode, right?

Yeah, riiiiight ... Let's see, and the Canadian Armed Forces are going to send what? A squad of mounties, two canoes and a flying squirrel? :)

The the united states and canada are locked in symbyosis....eww bad spelling, oh well. Canada needs american customers and americans need cheap manufactured goods an raw materials.Match maid in heaven :fluffle: PLus we'll gouge them for our water good, ha ha!

Helllo OIL lets take them down with oil lol

Canada has America completely outclassed in zamboni technology.

Canada has America completely outclassed in zamboni technology.

And out of work hockey players.

Blame Canada.

Canada should declare on the U.S. before it's to late the U.S will attak more innocent countries and eventually they will have the entire muslim world under there dictaro of a leader. Bush is a filthy War monger, he says countries have weapons of mass destruction, but he has them in mass quantitiy, WE have to attak now before it's to late.

wow............. i think he's smokin some b.c. bud...............
nah man, canada has no worry to yet, plus the border is way to big to make a good front.....

i apologize to my american neighbors.

and yes, canada does have more advanced zamboni technology. but hopefully our hockey players will be back at work soon.

RTOFL!!!!!!!!! What a great joke..... Canada is to peaceful for that.

Canada should declare on the U.S. before it's to late the U.S will attak more innocent countries and eventually they will have the entire muslim world under there dictaro of a leader. Bush is a filthy War monger, he says countries have weapons of mass destruction, but he has them in mass quantitiy, WE have to attak now before it's to late.

Not much of a first post, is it?

Yeah, riiiiight ... Let's see, and the Canadian Armed Forces are going to send what? A squad of mounties, two canoes and a flying squirrel? :)


hey dude, the canadian army is made of ground hog infantry with rocket launchers; beaver engineers; moose tanks; angry drunk hockey players; and wolfe/cougar commando's. Our air force our Canadian geese (heavy bombers); Bald eagle fighters; and anrgy blue jays. our navy is the Orca submarine; the poison mine Jelly fish; the torpedo salmon, the farmed fish that poisons the waters; and our Buluga whlae destroyers.

think you can take us now??????????

hey dude, the canadian army is made of ground hog infantry with rocket launchers; beaver engineers; moose tanks; angry drunk hockey players; and wolfe/cougar commando's. Our air force our Canadian geese (heavy bombers); Bald eagle fighters; and anrgy blue jays. our navy is the Orca submarine; the poison mine Jelly fish; the torpedo salmon, the farmed fish that poisons the waters; and our Buluga whlae destroyers.

think you can take us now??????????

We're doomed. He didnt even mention their secret Laser anti ICBNM Cariboo or Nuclear Polar bears . With the amount of might they have though, It didnt seem he needed to though anyway.....

Look, i'm a Canadian, and i hate Bush as much as the next person, unless that person is a Republican :p , but unless we flung everybody at DC really fast, we would get crushed SO fast. I also love the US and think that they wouldn't deserve a war with Canada which France, China, Spain, and umm Arabland ( :mp5: ) (sry if that seems too much like profiling) would eventually follow into.

We're doomed. He didnt even mention their secret Laser anti ICBNM Cariboo or Nuclear Polar bears . With the amount of might they have though, It didnt seem he needed to though anyway.....

The age of America has ended, the age of the beaver has begun

Look, i'm a Canadian, and i hate Bush as much as the next person, unless that person is a Republican :p , but unless we flung everybody at DC really fast, we would get crushed SO fast. I also love the US and think that they wouldn't deserve a war with Canada which France, China, Spain, and umm Arabland ( :mp5: ) (sry if that seems too much like profiling) would eventually follow into.

I think this flinging of people is a part of the Canadian Air Force that Minas Mordred forgot to mention.

The age of America has ended, the age of the beaver has begun
RTOFL! this one the most enjoyable threads i particpated in a long time :D

RTOFL!!!!!!!!! What a great joke..... Canada is to peaceful for that.


Well, they always say that about serial killers too... "ohh.. he seemed SOOOO nice!"


;)

Well, they always say that about serial killers too... "ohh.. he seemed SOOOO nice!"


;)
ah crap, that means im probably a serial killer......MUHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! YES ALL SHALL FEAR MY SPORK OF DEATH!, Though it still no match for a nuclear polar bear, those things are wicked sick.......

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA you know that the NYC police force could prolly take the Canadian military right ……oh wait ….. don't forget 1912, a bunch of Canadian farmers with a couple matches walked right passed the American army and burned the white house down...."and it burned, burned, burned but the Americans won't admit it and it burned, burned, burned and we're the ones that did it"... but really war is exactly what we don't need we need better trade concessions and a promise that America won't strong arm Canada into anymore 'mutually beneficial trade agreements' other then that we don’t mind being the smarter better looking younger brother to America. Can’t we all just get along?

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA you know that the NYC police force could prolly take the Canadian military right ……oh wait ….. don't forget 1912, a bunch of Canadian farmers with a couple matches walked right passed the American army and burned the white house down...."and it burned, burned, burned but the Americans won't admit it and it burned, burned, burned and we're the ones that did it"... but really war is exactly what we don't need we need better trade concessions and a promise that America won't strong arm Canada into anymore 'mutually beneficial trade agreements' other then that we don’t mind being the smarter better looking younger brother to America. Can’t we all just get along?

I'm pretty sure that was 1812...unless it's now a sort of once-a century thing. Sign me up for the next one!

And we may indeed have plans to attack our southern neighbours...but we'll just be sure to wait until Bush sends us all those warheads for his missile shield, and THEN we'll use them on him.

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA you know that the NYC police force could prolly take the Canadian military right ……oh wait ….. don't forget 1912, a bunch of Canadian farmers with a couple matches walked right passed the American army and burned the white house down...."and it burned, burned, burned but the Americans won't admit it and it burned, burned, burned and we're the ones that did it"... but really war is exactly what we don't need we need better trade concessions and a promise that America won't strong arm Canada into anymore 'mutually beneficial trade agreements' other then that we don’t mind being the smarter better looking younger brother to America. Can’t we all just get along?


So, what you are saying is "Can't we all get along with our dumber, older, and uglier brother"?

YEah... that's how to keep things civil...

:rolleyes:

But you seem to manage to insult both sides along with getting your date wrong by a century, so we'll just write this one off to 'equal opportunity trolling".

Canada's sole claim to fame is being next to America.

is BC pot that good?

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA you know that the NYC police force could prolly take the Canadian military right ……oh wait ….. don't forget 1912, a bunch of Canadian farmers with a couple matches walked right passed the American army and burned the white house down...."and it burned, burned, burned but the Americans won't admit it and it burned, burned, burned and we're the ones that did it"... but really war is exactly what we don't need we need better trade concessions and a promise that America won't strong arm Canada into anymore 'mutually beneficial trade agreements' other then that we don’t mind being the smarter better looking younger brother to America. Can’t we all just get along?

Are you retarded? That was the war of 1812! And Canadian farmers with match sticks did not walk right past the American army as you so eloquently put it. It was British soldiers who defeated the US forces at the battle of Bladensburg wich opened a road to the capitol. They entered burned the whitehouse and promptly withdrew becasue they were under orders not to hold any territory. Little did they know we had moved the capitol to New York.

PS.
I felt obligated to sare this thread with some canadian friends and they thought it was freaking hilarious, and a good time was had by all.

Why do I suspect that this would consist of Canada's crack team of demolition men crossing the border late one night and destroying an old dilapidated shed? And then declaring victory? Either that or the Canadian Air Force would bomb the Baldwin residence, one of the two.

Look, i'm a Canadian, and i hate Bush as much as the next person, unless that person is a Republican :p , but unless we flung everybody at DC really fast, we would get crushed SO fast. I also love the US and think that they wouldn't deserve a war with Canada which France, China, Spain, and umm Arabland ( :mp5: ) (sry if that seems too much like profiling) would eventually follow into.
Hmm, France wouldn't be a problem, just need to land some paratroopers in Paris to set up Vichy-style government. Bombing a Madrid train would take care of the Spanish appetite for war and they would go back into their hidey-hole. Hmm, China. Could be tricky, but funding a general insurrection by the people of China would solve the problem. That and perhaps giving long range nukes to the Republic of China. As for Arabland, bring it on. Oh wait, they won't.

Why do I suspect that this would consist of Canada's crack team of demolition men crossing the border late one night and destroying an old dilapidated shed? And then declaring victory? Either that or the Canadian Air Force would bomb the Baldwin residence, one of the two.

"OH GOD NOT THE BALDWINS MR.HAT!"

Canada should declare on the U.S. before it's to late the U.S will attak more innocent countries and eventually they will have the entire muslim world under there dictaro of a leader. Bush is a filthy War monger, he says countries have weapons of mass destruction, but he has them in mass quantitiy, WE have to attak now before it's to late.

This must be your first time on the forum, first of all your preaching to the wrong quire (mostly) second, Canada would get its ass kicked.

Why do I suspect that this would consist of Canada's crack team of demolition men crossing the border late one night and destroying an old dilapidated shed? And then declaring victory? Either that or the Canadian Air Force would bomb the Baldwin residence, one of the two.

All the Baldwins are dead!!!

Are you retarded? That was the war of 1812! And Canadian farmers with match sticks did not walk right past the American army as you so eloquently put it. It was British soldiers who defeated the US forces at the battle of Bladensburg wich opened a road to the capitol. They entered burned the whitehouse and promptly withdrew becasue they were under orders not to hold any territory. Little did they know we had moved the capitol to New York.Actually, that's not quite accurate. President Madison and Congress got out of Washington before the redcoats came and burned the place, but they went to Annapolis, I believe. They didn't go to New York.

And the U.S. forces at Bladensburg were a horrible mess. Baltimore and New Orleans were vastly better defended.

That might make an interesting videogame. I mean come on if they can make a game where Mexico invades the US, than why not Canada?

What's the point of having countries anyway, can't we all just.. get along?

P.S. Kill all people who can't curl their tonges.

Most of the redcoats who fought in the war stayed in Canada, the army was a free ticket out of Britain, (my great great great grandfather for instance was one). So in a way, they were Canadians.

Are you retarded? That was the war of 1812! And Canadian farmers with match sticks did not walk right past the American army as you so eloquently put it. It was British soldiers who defeated the US forces at the battle of Bladensburg wich opened a road to the capitol. They entered burned the whitehouse and promptly withdrew becasue they were under orders not to hold any territory. Little did they know we had moved the capitol to New York.

PS.
I felt obligated to sare this thread with some canadian friends and they thought it was freaking hilarious, and a good time was had by all.


Maybe I am....all is possible until proven otherwise, yes it was 1812, merely a typo sorry bout that, the rest was meant to be humorous, plain and simple not a rehash of my grade six history class. If you would like to get into it we can quibble over which history of that ‘war’ is the truth, or we could just talk about the battles of Sacketts Harbor, Lundy's Lane (and Chippewa and Ft. Erie), Bladensburg, North Point (Baltimore) and New Orleans.
OR take the high road poke a little fun at each other make a rash of generalizations lift a pint and say good day neighbor. I like the latter, but that could be because I have ghastly sense of humor.

Post Script; Yes everyone I've shown this too has had a good laugh. (more so at my expense then I'd like to admit)

Dude the Canadian mounties and hockey players would totally kick those stupid marines asses. I mean honestly what match is an m16 for a well shot hockey puck?

But yeah, in all seriousness, the original poster clearly has a very poor grasp of the English language. This either indicates that he/she is either

a) An idiot
or
b) Does not speak English naturally, meaning he probably doesn't live in Canada or the United States, and has little to no understanding of either country.

Either way, their obviously pathetic opinion is rather invalid.

A single American military base could conquer Canada.

This reminds me of the people I debated against today in our debating competition that declared that America will soon be the 11th province of Canada.

Dude the Canadian mounties and hockey players would totally kick those stupid marines asses. I mean honestly what match is an m16 for a well shot hockey puck?

But yeah, in all seriousness, the original poster clearly has a very poor grasp of the English language. This either indicates that he/she is either

a) An idiot
or
b) Does not speak English naturally, meaning he probably doesn't live in Canada or the United States, and has little to no understanding of either country.

Either way, their obviously pathetic opinion is rather invalid.

A single American military base could conquer Canada.

This reminds me of the people I debated against today in our debating competition that declared that America will soon be the 11th province of Canada.


I doubt Fort Story could Conquer Canada

somebody lock this thread.

somebody lock this thread.
Hey now, if they started locking threads due to the original poster's stupidity, we'd lose about half of this forum's threads (and all of MKULTRA's too :D )

This is exactly why Bush was in Canada. To find out why some idiots like to speak their uneducated, moronic minds about America when they have no clue. As a Canadian, I'm ASHAMED.

Canada should declare on the U.S. before it's to late the U.S will attak more innocent countries and eventually they will have the entire muslim world under there dictaro of a leader. Bush is a filthy War monger, he says countries have weapons of mass destruction, but he has them in mass quantitiy, WE have to attak now before it's to late.

Another idiot. One who can´t speak English either. You´re a real embarrassment to the entire Commonwealth.

somebody lock this thread.

Yes, the thread has not beginning and no end. It needs to be closed before somebody gets DEATed

I doubt Fort Story could Conquer Canada

Well I didn't mean ANY American military base, one of the stronger and larger ones definitely though.

Canada should declare on the U.S. before it's to late the U.S will attak more innocent countries and eventually they will have the entire muslim world under there dictaro of a leader. Bush is a filthy War monger, he says countries have weapons of mass destruction, but he has them in mass quantitiy, WE have to attak now before it's to late.

I think you should realize that Canada for one doesn't have the capability to defeat the US in a full scale war. Secondly, I have a fiancee in the United States of America and I for one would oppose any war between our two nations. I think people should realize that Canada and the US will never go to war, that we are great allies and trade partners and that many of us have family in both Canada and the US respectively. I think everyone should shut the fuck up on the whole issue.

Well aside from that I am also a dual-citizen :) Talk about split interests. In general I take the American side of things though, since I identify more closely with their values than I do Canadas.

Now let's not get crazy, Canada and the US would never go to war again so there is nothing to do but laugh at this. I really hope the writer of the first post was not Canadian though, because that would be quite disappointing for a tree hugger such as myself.

But as much as I am a tree hugger, I am also a history bigot, and you've missed much of the weirdness of the war of 1812, and it was a very odd war. Canadians were grossly outnumbered by Americans, and British troops were very scarce. The Canadian army consisted of a whole lot of farmers, a few redcoats and a very brilliant man, Gen. Isaac Brock, who figured out that Americans were terrified by Natives (Indians). So then there was a great alliance between Brock and Tecumseh, who between them played mind games with the Americans, disguised their farmers as red coats and altogether used smarts to win the war for dear old Canada. THAT is why this war was so strange.

Even though we won, I doubt any Canadians would like to repeat it. We know we'd get crushed today, and we don't like war anyways. However, we do like American trade, and as right-winged and anti-Canadian they get across the border, we can't function without their money. And more to the point, they ARE nice people. Sweethearts really.

CANADA DID NOT WIN THE WAR OF 1812.

Canada CAN'T have won the war of 1812, CANADA WASN'T A NATION UNTIL 1867.

Britain won the war of 1812, those "Canadians" were British colonists at the time, hence britain won the war.

I like this joke! It's funny!

Now let's not get crazy, Canada and the US would never go to war again so there is nothing to do but laugh at this. I really hope the writer of the first post was not Canadian though, because that would be quite disappointing for a tree hugger such as myself.

But as much as I am a tree hugger, I am also a history bigot, and you've missed much of the weirdness of the war of 1812, and it was a very odd war. Canadians were grossly outnumbered by Americans, and British troops were very scarce. The Canadian army consisted of a whole lot of farmers, a few redcoats and a very brilliant man, Gen. Isaac Brock, who figured out that Americans were terrified by Natives (Indians). So then there was a great alliance between Brock and Tecumseh, who between them played mind games with the Americans, disguised their farmers as red coats and altogether used smarts to win the war for dear old Canada. THAT is why this war was so strange.

Even though we won, I doubt any Canadians would like to repeat it. We know we'd get crushed today, and we don't like war anyways. However, we do like American trade, and as right-winged and anti-Canadian they get across the border, we can't function without their money. And more to the point, they ARE nice people. Sweethearts really.

All accounts I've heard list the War of 1812 as a tie, no territory was gained or lost by either side, and the only political thing that happened was that the US showed that it was permanently divorced from Britain.

And the Canadian/British forces had a brilliant General, and no good US generals appeared in any notable position until the very end. The US military was basically led by a bunch of morons. The soldiers were brave, but they were led by morons. Up until Jackson clobbered the British at New Orleans, 2 weeks after the end of the war.

All accounts I've heard list the War of 1812 as a tie, no territory was gained or lost by either side, and the only political thing that happened was that the US showed that it was permanently divorced from Britain.

And the Canadian/British forces had a brilliant General, and no good US generals appeared in any notable position until the very end. The US military was basically led by a bunch of morons. The soldiers were brave, but they were led by morons. Up until Jackson clobbered the British at New Orleans, 2 weeks after the end of the war.

Jackson always was a big fan of surprise attacks. LOL.

Jackson always was a big fan of surprise attacks. LOL.
Just like camping in an FPS, it's a perfectly legitimate tactic.

I seriously doubt Canada would or could beat the USA, but I think the US goverment should be taken down by a united attack of other nations then GIVEN to Canada so therefore Canada would FINALLY be a nation to rekon with!

Wouldn't that just end with the 80,000,000+ people with guns in the US taking over Canada after the interlopers had left?

I seriously doubt Canada would or could beat the USA, but I think the US goverment should be taken down by a united attack of other nations then GIVEN to Canada so therefore Canada would FINALLY be a nation to rekon with!

No, thanks; then WE'D be the #1 target for terrorism. I'd miss being #5 on the al-Qaeda hit list. ;)

Very, very slowly, the insideous Canadian plan for dominance of North America is taking shape.
"Sleeper Agents" stationed within enemy territory have fulfilled their objectives. Peter Jennings, in charge of propoganda has eliminated the prime time news competition. Shania Twain and Celine Dion are lulling the enemy into a false sense of security.
Regretfully, Wayne Gretzky has failed to convert the Americans to the religion of hockey.
We now begin phase 2, mind altering drugs in the Maple Syrup.
The robotic zamboni's, placed throughout the US, are ready.

The Canadian military will now hold a top secret meeting over tea and cookies to review the training video "The Mouse that Roared" to finalize the invasion. ;)

May I just point out that should any one of the Commonwealth countries be
attacked, Britain would declare war on the aggressor and then so would the
rest of the Commonwealth, which we British conquered about 200 years ago,
including, but not restricted to: India, Australia, Pakistan, Fiji, Jamaica, South Africa, Burma, Malaya, Israel and up to 1999, Hong Kong. Now who's laughing?

This is a pretty sweet operation we British have got running here is'nt it?

I seriously doubt Canada would or could beat the USA, but I think the US goverment should be taken down by a united attack of other nations then GIVEN to Canada so therefore Canada would FINALLY be a nation to rekon with!


This is nonsense! Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II of Britain is Commander in Chief of the Canadian Armed Forces, so the USA should
go to Britain.

Very, very slowly, the insideous Canadian plan for dominance of North America is taking shape.
"Sleeper Agents" stationed within enemy territory have fulfilled their objectives. Peter Jennings, in charge of propoganda has eliminated the prime time news competition. Shania Twain and Celine Dion are lulling the enemy into a false sense of security.
Regretfully, Wayne Gretzky has failed to convert the Americans to the religion of hockey.
We now begin phase 2, mind altering drugs in the Maple Syrup.
The robotic zamboni's, placed throughout the US, are ready.

The Canadian military will now hold a top secret meeting over tea and cookies to review the training video "The Mouse that Roared" to finalize the invasion. ;)

Hey, if I surrender now, can I refrain from conversion to Hockeyism? It's not that I prefer baseball or anything, it's just that I'm not much of a sports fan in general [though honestly, if I had to watch one or the other I'd probably opt for hockey]. Also, if I surrender to the Land of the Red Leaf can I have some tea and cookies too?

I knew those damned Mackintosh caramels were drugged, dammit! NO! MUST! NOT! TRY! TO OVERTHROW! U.S.! MUST! NOT! ENCOURAGE! A GOOD HEALTHCARE SYSTEM!

is BC pot that good?

If there's a god then he grows his stash in BC.

This is nonsense! Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II of Britain is Commander in Chief of the Canadian Armed Forces, so the USA should
go to Britain.

Joint custody, Canada gets weekend visitations and two months in the summer.

Hey, if I surrender now, can I refrain from conversion to Hockeyism? It's not that I prefer baseball or anything, it's just that I'm not much of a sports fan in general [though honestly, if I had to watch one or the other I'd probably opt for hockey]. Also, if I surrender to the Land of the Red Leaf can I have some tea and cookies too?

Of course, tea and cookies for everyone who surrenders. All this and a flu shot too. It is not mandatory to convert to Hockeyism, although it is deeply forbidden to suggest changing the channel during the game.
Those who do not surrender peacefully will face the worse possible torture ever invented by Canadian scientists. Anne Murry's greatest hits

I knew those damned Mackintosh caramels were drugged, dammit! NO! MUST! NOT! TRY! TO OVERTHROW! U.S.! MUST! NOT! ENCOURAGE! A GOOD HEALTHCARE SYSTEM!

It's Working :D

Now repeat after me:
I like cheese curds and gravy on my french fries........