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Paradise Club 69

Sean O Mac
03-12-2004, 15:13
Welcome to the sixty-ninth Paradise Club. We have all the amenities of the previous clubs, including a cannibal restaurant and iron bar complete with kangaroo machine, indoor, outdoor and mind-the-door swimming pools, hot tubs (for getting jiggy wid it ;) ), tennis courts complete with magistrate, a casino, a death-to-beauty salon, a championship 81 hole golf course and, there is a fabulous ballroom complete with squash racquet. (Be sure to book early for your all your holiday parties.)

So, stop by for a drink, a bite to eat (I recommend the 'Vicar Delight') or just to shoot the bitch.
Sanctaphrax
03-12-2004, 15:19
Modcall!
Sean O Mac
03-12-2004, 15:22
Modcall!

Only having a joke. Get a sense of humour.
Torching Witches
03-12-2004, 15:26
loroflmao!

Sean! I'm laughing out loud here; you're gonna get me sacked. Oh no, wait, I'm quitting anyway.
Sean O Mac
03-12-2004, 15:26
loroflmao!

Sean! I'm laughing out loud here; you're gonna get me sacked. Oh no, wait, I'm quitting anyway.

Guess the mods don't like me.