NationStates Jolt Archive

I wonder...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/theblueviper/boredom7.bmp

I wonder...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/theblueviper/boredom7.bmp
No, it's just daft.

Is that implying jesus could fly?

It is in the Church of Lemon Meringue...unless it is lemon meringue.

Can I have a slice?

Is that implying jesus could fly?


Haven't I enlightened you with my story of how to get Jesus' flying powers?

And of course he can fly! He's Jesus for cripes' sake!

Anyways, such enlightening shall have to wait til tomorrow!

I wonder...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/theblueviper/boredom7.bmp
It is,
IN SPACE!

It is,
IN SPACE!
Foxx, are you alright?

Mmm Pie.

What's funny is that most Christians would find it blasphemous if I threw the pie at someone. I record over all of those free videos Christians send in the mail and my girlfriend thinks I'm going to hell for it. Just because you write "Jesus" on something doesn't make it holy.

Only blasphemy if you eat it. ;)

Only blasphemy if you eat it. ;)

Where can I get one of those pies? I missed lunch!

Where can I get one of those pies? I missed lunch!
I had an Oggy Oggy Beef & Stilton Pasty. Mmm, nice.

I had an Oggy Oggy Beef & Stilton Pasty. Mmm, nice.

Torching, fancy setting up a society devoted to having a laugh on the nationstates general board with me?

Torching, fancy setting up a society devoted to having a laugh on the nationstates general board with me?
Depends what you had in mind. First though, I must do some work. If I post again today have a go won't you?

Depends what you had in mind. First though, I must do some work. If I post again today have a go won't you?

Sean O Mac has been given a 2 day period in the timeout corner.

This is my other nation. :)

Only blasphemy if you eat it. ;)
but.. do not the devout partake of his flesh and blood? Okay, so it probably isn't grapeguice(wine) in the pie, but that crust is just 2 days away from being a funny cracker if you leave it on the counter.

This is my other nation. :)
Dude the moderinos ban permanently for violating temporary forum bans

Is that implying jesus could fly?only if he smokes weed

Depends... Is it shepards pie? If it is,

Because Jesus is the Lamb of God. :D

Well, think of it this way. Jesus strives to be loved by all. WHo doesn't love pie? Only those who are burning in hell.

Everybody wins!

I wonder...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/theblueviper/boredom7.bmp
Its only blasphemy is you(Blue Viper) are a follower of Christ. Otherwise it may be rude. I think its weird personally.

Someone else can't say its blasphemy unless Blue Viper is a follower of Christ.

So do you follow him?

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

A little reverence, please… I haven't seen it. Cannot comment. It's probably not blasphemy, just like Life of Brian wasn't.

I see. All good points.

But do you all agree that Jesus has the powers of flight? I mean, if you were a demi-god don't you think you'd be able to fly?

I wonder...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/theblueviper/boredom7.bmp
it's lame

it's lame
But is it lame blasphemy or lame heresy and more importantly does it mean jesus could fly?

But is it lame blasphemy or lame heresy and more importantly does it mean jesus could fly?
it's lame lameness with a side of lame and lame sauce

it's lame lameness with a side of lame and lame sauce


*hits LP with the Lame Stick*


Now who's lame? Ha!

it's lame lameness with a side of lame and lame sauce
So your position is Jesus couldnt fly because he was lame? But surely as the son of god he could have cured his lameness and flew about as much as he pleased?

*hits LP with the Lame Stick*


Now who's lame? Ha!
your lame pie

So your position is Jesus couldnt fly because he was lame? But surely as the son of god he could have cured his lameness and flew about as much as he pleased?
He could also just step off the cross, but did He? No. Why? Because He's lame

He could also just step off the cross, but did He? No. Why? Because He's lame
Ah, theology is fun .
Hmm we need to blaspheme some other religons in the name of multiculturalism tho- lets see Buddha fucked Chickens and Mohammed was a pedo. That should cover it.















Ooh and Gandhi was into s &m

Ah, theology is fun .
Hmm we need to blaspheme some other religons in the name of multiculturalism tho- lets see Buddha fucked Chickens and Mohammed was a pedo. That should cover it.
...
lameness
...
Ooh and Gandhi was into s &m
Symphony and Metallica? That's the lamest of all lamenesses

Symphony and Metallica? That's the lamest of all lamenesses
Psst it stands for Sausages and Mash- the arch anti imperialist secretly loved british food.

Psst it stands for Sausages and Mash- the arch anti imperialist secretly loved british food.
is it lame?

your lame pie


Damn!

*strokes her pie*
It's okay, my precious. No one will hurt you...

Hrm...?

What's that?



Mmm...


You want me to eat you?

Well, I dunno...

What?

Okay. If you think so...

*eats pie*

is it lame?
It depends on your theological interpretation of sausages.

It depends on your theological interpretation of sausages.
err.... I have one????

Damn!

*strokes her pie*

Im assuming that in Australia (unlike in scotland) "pie" was never used to refer to the female genitalia.

err.... I have one????
Its a spamfest dude make one up.

...Buddha fucked Chickens ...


Where on Earth or in Heaven does it say His Holiness ATE a chicken, much less got freaky with one?

Where on Earth or in Heaven does it say His Holiness ATE a chicken, much less got freaky with one?
Hey stop asking questions and blaspheme! (admittedly I made up the chicken fucking buddha unlike the pedo mohammed(having a six year old wife =pedo)

Its a spamfest dude make one up.
My theological interpretation of sausages = I have one

Im assuming that in Australia (unlike in scotland) "pie" was never used to refer to the female genitalia.


Hands above the table!!

Hey stop asking questions and blaspheme! (admittedly I made up the chicken fucking buddha unlike the pedo mohammed(having a six year old wife =pedo)

~Phew~ i almost started to question my faith. In that case, i saw Jesus leaving your mom's place by the back door last night as Krishna got home.

Hands above the table!!
Talk about sausages!

~Phew~ i almost started to question my faith. In that case, i saw Jesus leaving your mom's place by the back door last night as Krishna got home.
hmm thats almost blasphemy but come on focus, you can do better.

hmm thats almost blasphemy but come on focus, you can do better.

Oh fine, you prick, i was trying to be subtle, but if you insist i'll admit i got in on the Heavenly DVDA action too.

Jesus cried like a girl when they pinned him to the cross

Oh fine, you prick, i was trying to be subtle, but if you insist i'll admit i got in on the Heavenly DVDA action too.
Ah DVDA the holy grail of porn, you realise no one will belive it without video footage.(sorry I lost the tape :( )

Jesus cried like a girl when they pinned him to the cross
Its cos he could see the romans torching his collection of Barbies.

Oh fine, you prick, i was trying to be subtle, but if you insist i'll admit i got in on the Heavenly DVDA action too.


God bless Orgazmo and Laramie Cigarettes

God and Allah were a couple for sometime until Allah found out God had cheated on Him with Mary

God and Allah were a couple for sometime until Allah found out God had cheated on Him with Mary


That two-bit whore!

That two-bit whore!
Yep God was a slut, most of these moralising types were when they were younger.

God doesn't want you to wear condoms because he wants us all to suffer Chlamydia too

the link thingy looks like something that some of my christian friends would do. stuff other people have said in this thread is pretty sick, insulting pretty much all major world religions. i know you only think it's a joke and stuff, but i think it's kinda out of order. just because you don't believe something doesn't mean you should disrespect it. anyway... you are right, everyone does love pie.