NationStates Jolt Archive


Why do people hate Muslin?

Refused Party Program
03-12-2004, 13:44
Muslin is a firmly woven cotton fabric that has been given a pure starched or backfilled finish to provide a dull "clothy" effect.

How can you not like muslin? It's so versatile. Just this morning I made myself a hat out of it. And this afternoon I will have some for lunch.
Torching Witches
03-12-2004, 13:46
How would you treat your minor grazes without muslin? I say stop this madness!

I'm going to hold a protest - and I shall make my placard and banner out of muslin!
Refused Party Program
03-12-2004, 13:47
How would you treat your minor grazes without muslin? I say stop this madness!

I'm going to hold a protest - and I shall make my placard and banner out of muslin!

Go forth and...muslinate!
Xenasia
03-12-2004, 13:48
No! Use synthetic materials, they provide much needed jobs in factories! Muslin takes our jobs so keep it out!
Refused Party Program
03-12-2004, 13:50
No! Use synthetic materials, they provide much needed jobs in factories! Muslin takes our jobs so keep it out!

This deviation from nature serves only to line the pockets of the bourgeoise labour stealers.
Xenasia
03-12-2004, 13:56
This deviation from nature serves only to line the pockets of the bourgeoise labour stealers.
I defend the right of any rich bugger to deviate from nature and line his pockets!



(eeeeuw)
Refused Party Program
03-12-2004, 13:57
I defend the right of any rich bugger to deviate from nature and line his pockets!



Then make your own bloody synthetic, and line your pockets with it.
Xenasia
03-12-2004, 14:00
Then make your own bloody synthetic, and line your pockets with it.
Oh alright then.
Refused Party Program
03-12-2004, 14:04
Oh alright then.

So I take it you'll be joining the working revolutionaries in the general strike?
Xenasia
03-12-2004, 14:07
Yes I am a convert! Your deep and well reasoned argument has won me over! Down with synthetic fat cats and huzzar for muslin! To the baracades!