CBS news flash!
Armed Bookworms
03-12-2004, 12:04
New documents show that the Founding Fathers were all hermaphrodites. Wait, what's that? You mean that the documents are obviously forgeries which couldn't have been written at the time? Weeell, sheeit. I guess we need to stonewall and say how these documents are essentially correct. Also, you can't fire me until I was scheduled to retire.
hermaphrodites? sounds gross...what is it?
Torching Witches
03-12-2004, 12:07
hermaphrodites? sounds gross...what is it?
Oh, such youthful innocence...
The Imperial Navy
03-12-2004, 12:13
Yay! I've been spoofed!
Stripe-lovers
03-12-2004, 13:10
Yay! I've been spoofed!
Badly.
I'd have more sympathy for right-wingers if more of them could master the basic art of comic delivery.
Lunatic Goofballs
03-12-2004, 13:12
Aw, c'mon. Not all conservatives can be as silly and comical as Rush Limbaugh. ;)
The Imperial Navy
03-12-2004, 13:15
I doubt it's anything to do with saying that right-wingers can't write jokes. I mean, they lie, but people still believe them...
On the subject of this spoof-You can't beat the classics! My threads better!
Armed Bookworms
03-12-2004, 13:17
I doubt it's anything to do with saying that right-wingers can't write jokes. I mean, they lie, but people still believe them...
On the subject of this spoof-You can't beat the classics! My threads better!
Damn, I guess I have to concede yours is farther from reality than mine.
The Imperial Navy
03-12-2004, 13:18
Thankyou. Reality? Thats for flamers to deal with. I only deal with the fiction. :D
Chicken pi
03-12-2004, 13:56
New documents show that the Founding Fathers were all hermaphrodites. Wait, what's that? You mean that the documents are obviously forgeries which couldn't have been written at the time? Weeell, sheeit. I guess we need to stonewall and say how these documents are essentially correct. Also, you can't fire me until I was scheduled to retire.
Ok, I'll have a go:
CBS news flash:
Dick Cheney makes Iraqi children dance for him while George Bush looks on, laughing maniacally * * * Latest scientific study shows that Ann Coulter has acid blood * * *
I'm actually quite left wing, but I thought I'd do a funny version of that.
The Imperial Navy
03-12-2004, 13:59
News Flash-Evidence that Rice eats children confirmed, early reports say.
Chicken pi
03-12-2004, 14:01
News Flash-Evidence that Rice eats children confirmed, early reports say.
George Bush starts construction of giant gingerbread house.
Jello Biafra
03-12-2004, 14:16
*Ann Coulter explained: someone dropped a house on her sister. The story at 11*
Armed Bookworms
03-12-2004, 14:17
News flash, The men in black suits are real and are com... I'm sorry, I meant to say the black suited japanese diplomats will be arriving in the country tomorrow.
Chicken pi
03-12-2004, 14:26
News Flash:
George Bush hunts mexican immigrants in military helicopter
Zekhaust
03-12-2004, 14:38
News Flash:
George Bush hunts mexican immigrants in military helicopter
*died laughing*
Chicken pi
03-12-2004, 14:44
Scientist discovers cure to cancer, gets kidnapped by Dick Cheney's army of flying monkeys.
Homicidal Pacifists
03-12-2004, 14:49
Scientist discovers cure to cancer, gets kidnapped by Dick Cheney's army of flying monkeys.
That was my army of flying monkeys. How dare you give that asshole the credit :mad:
Chicken pi
03-12-2004, 16:03
That was my army of flying monkeys. How dare you give that asshole the credit :mad:
Well, it just goes to show that those damn CBS journalists don't check their flying monkey facts.