When do you think babies will be slapped with a warning sign upon birth?
Just think...look at someone's forehead and envision the words:
WARNING - NON-CHRISTIAN
WARNING - MINORITY
WARNING - MAJORITY
WARNING - LIBERAL
WARNING - SOCIALIST
WARNING - BLONDE HAIRED, BLUE-EYED
WARNING - GAY
I can see a future where people will jump lawsuits simply by tatooing such warning signs on their heads, so they can fight back and say that there's a CLEAR Warning sign suggesting to not do such a thing in front of said person.
Mistress Kimberly
03-12-2004, 00:46
I don't think I would want my head to say blonde-hair, blue-eyed. Maybe I would wear a t-shirt that says it.....nah...pretty sure people can tell just by looking at me. :)
I swear I thought this up myself.
Our Earth
03-12-2004, 01:01
I don't think I would want my head to say blonde-hair, blue-eyed. Maybe I would wear a t-shirt that says it.....nah...pretty sure people can tell just by looking at me. :)
Not if you dyed your hair and wore contacts! Then no one would know! Muahahahaha!
Mistress Kimberly
03-12-2004, 01:05
Not if you dyed your hair and wore contacts! Then no one would know! Muahahahaha!
ooooooo good point! lol
In AD 2101, war was beginning
"What happen?"
"Conservatives set up us the bomb!"
"We get signal!"
"What?!"
"Main screen turn on!"
"It's you!"
"Greetings, how are you gentlemen?!"
"All your politcal correctness are belong to us!"
"Reason is on the way to destruction"
"What you say?!"
"There is no chance for sanity to survive make your time"
"Hahaha"
...I just had to do that.
Superpower07
03-12-2004, 01:36
*tatooes head with 'WARNING - LIBERTARIAN'*
BLARGistania
03-12-2004, 01:39
Here's mine
WARNING LIBERAL
WARNING SOCALIST
WARNING ATHEIST
WARNING BROWN HAIRED - BLUE EYED
WARNING WHITE
WARNING PRO-CHOICE, PRO-GAY MARRAIGE, PRO-ABORTION
WARNING APATHETIC
Kleptonis
03-12-2004, 02:11
I think that we can make a universal label here:
WARNING- TOTAL ASSHOLE
:p
BLARGistania
03-12-2004, 02:11
I think that we can make a universal label here:
WARNING- TOTAL ASSHOLE
:p
I'll have to add it to my list.
Copiosa Scotia
03-12-2004, 02:12
I swear I thought this up myself.
Uh... congratulations?
Superpower07
03-12-2004, 02:13
*adds to my list*
'WARNING - AMERICAN'
'WARNING - WHITE'
'WARNING - AGNOSTIC'
'WARNING - PHILOSOPHICAL'
'WARNING - WARNING'
Estranginia
03-12-2004, 02:24
I guess mine would be:
WARNING:libretarian
WARNING:non-christian
WARNING:non-jew
WARNING:non-muslim
WARNING:american
WARNING:blatant
WARNING:eccentric
WARNING:irish decent :p
We may not have visual warning but when you think about it, ADHD or ADD--can think more than one thing at once, and have more energy.
We all have our warnings--the class we are born into, the country in which we live, etc...stereotypes are created for a reason because ppl actually can fit into catagories...
WARNING: nouveau-riche could also carry with it
WARNING: white
WARNING: professional
WARNING: republican
New Foxxinnia
03-12-2004, 02:26
When do you think babies will be slapped with a warning sign upon birth?Sometimes I think the forums are just a place where Max steals ideas for another book.
Estranginia
03-12-2004, 03:02
Sometimes I think the forums are just a place where Max steals ideas for another book.
It's all a conspiracy, hun.
Superpower07
03-12-2004, 03:03
It's all a conspiracy, hun.
Where's The Smoking Man?
Uh... congratulations?
No, you see, there was another topic asking why weren't people putting warning labels on bibles.