NationStates Jolt Archive


why do people hate muesli?

Dobbs Town
02-12-2004, 22:05
It's tastier than Corn Flakes, after all...
My Gun Not Yours
02-12-2004, 22:06
it gives me more severe cramps than Grape Nuts does...

you could call it Super Colon Blow...
Arribastan
02-12-2004, 22:07
I love muesli.
Tasty stuff.
Cambridge Major
02-12-2004, 22:12
Because sometimes all the bran-like bits collect together, and you get a whole bowl of them - horrible! Unless of course one is awake enough to shake the packet - hah, what am I saying...
Baby Harp Seals
02-12-2004, 22:22
I get wheat free museli, much kinder to the colon. It tastes great, & doesn't get soggy after 3 seconds!
The Tribes Of Longton
02-12-2004, 22:28
How long until someone starts a "Why do People Hate Muscles?" thread?
Von Witzleben
02-12-2004, 22:38
Because it's healthy.
Dobbs Town
02-12-2004, 22:40
How long until someone starts a "Why do People Hate Muscles?" thread?

Be my guest, Longton...the more the merrier, or at least the more silly...which ties in nicely to the silliness of the original thread...
Tactical Grace
03-12-2004, 00:21
Because it is eaten by liberals?

(Cookie for anyone who spots the reference)
Jayastan
03-12-2004, 00:24
I thought you mispelled muslims, JIHAD on your cornflaking ass