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Opinions? Anyone?

Poll coming up...shhi shhi

Opinions? Anyone?
Yeah, I'll take three.

When George Bush finally gets around to writing his own gay porn novel I have a feeling it will be set in Iraq and will be called "Weapons of Ass Destruction"

When George Bush finally gets around to writing his own gay porn novel I have a feeling it will be set in Iraq and will be called "Weapons of Ass Destruction"
That or
“We may not have found weapons of mass destruction … but we did find weapons of ass lovin”

High quality porn novels?

A Tale of Two Titties, anyone?

The DickLick Papers?
Streak House?

Since I get turned on by a strong breeze, this is kind of a moot point for me. I once wrote an erotic novel, but the publishers said it was "too cerebral" for their readers! ROFLMAO!!

Since I get turned on by a strong breeze, this is kind of a moot point for me. I once wrote an erotic novel, but the publishers said it was "too cerebral" for their readers! ROFLMAO!!
cerebral porn.... hmmmm

*ponders*

That or
“We may not have found weapons of mass destruction … but we did find weapons of ass lovin”
"Assault with a friendly weapon?" :D

It's not too weird, I see how it would've served in the old days... But nothin' beats good old fashioned internet pr0n.

(Please note the last thread on sex got sent to the spam forum.)

When George Bush finally gets around to writing his own gay porn novel I have a feeling it will be set in Iraq and will be called "Weapons of Ass Destruction"


LOL.....I almost spit out my coffee on the screen.

What are we being asked here? Do we prefer reading naughty novels vs watching porn? Either can be a turn on , but I guess I prefer to watch it. Just seems to be more arrousing to me. Which brings me to this question:
where does one find decent porn??? And why in the world do they have to use that crummy music in the background? ick!

cerebral porn.... hmmmm

*ponders*
Yeah ... you might say I was using both heads! ROFLMAO!

It's not too weird, I see how it would've served in the old days... But nothin' beats good old fashioned internet pr0n.

(Please note the last thread on sex got sent to the spam forum.)
This is about literature

One for the children:

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secretion?

Well, now it's definitely gonna be deleted.

"Assault with a friendly weapon?" :D
Or maybe more of a documentary style

“Navy …Mops … and what they are really used for”


Sounds like a nightly news story title to me :p

"Blairs Brown Adventure"

Well, now it's definitely gonna be deleted.
Why???

Boned on the fourth of July (oldie but goodie)

"Journey to the center of george bush"

or

"What really happened in the iraq prison"

or

"When Bush met Arnie"

Boned on the fourth of July (oldie but goodie)
"Apocalass Now!" :D

"Blairs Brown Adventure"
ROFL!

A Major Currie Blow-Out

ROFL!

I knew somone would like that one. Check out my others!

"Journey to the center of george bush"

or

"What really happened in the iraq prison"

or

"When Bush met Arnie"
"Shaving Private Ryan" :D

Dubya Does Dallas
:D

Five Go Mad In The Bedroom

"Shaving Private Ryan" :D
No, that's Shaving Ryan's Privates.

"Apocalass Now!" :D
"Mister smith goes to a whorehouse"

"Shaving Private Ryan" :D
and a variation

Saving ryans privates

or a variation on that

shaving ryans privates

A book featuring Bush and Hussein:

"Sleeping with the enemy"

"Bush's golden shower"

"Bathtime with Bush"

and a variation

Saving ryans privates

or a variation on that

shaving ryans privates
"The Longest Lay" LOL!

"The Longest Lay" LOL!
"black cock down"

I think writing pornography, not just smut, can be sexier than any movie; then again, I am in love with words.

"Behind enemy 'lines'"

"Fahrenheit 69" :D

Bad Max: Between Thunderdomes.

"ASSinvader 3: Rise of the MACHINE."

What worries me more is those people who sit around having cybersex!
Typing things like "Ooh, I'm getting turned on just by the sight of your Es" or "You really know how to get a girl going just by the way that you type!"

What's up with that?

As for written porn, you're more abnormal if you don't get turned on by the sound of sommat that sounds ewrotic. Although I've never read any, we have all glimpsed at the Agony Aunt pages to read how "The builder threw me on the floor and began pumping me hard" etc. Tell me if there's anyone out there who can honestly say that they haven't. That doesn't make you a pervert.

Cybersex is the ultimate in sad act.

Cybersex is the ultimate in sad act.
What if it is with ur gf and she had to move away for collage or something like that :) seems to me to be about as bad as phone sex lol

I like erotic novels... Leaves more to the imagination. I'm also for soft porn rather than a continuous flow of shots with a penis and a vagina and nothing else.

Imagination rocks!

Cybersex is the ultimate in sad act.
You really think so? I just found it to be a natural progression from cyber to phone to real life. Seems to work for me. :)

I like erotic novels... Leaves more to the imagination. I'm also for soft porn rather than a continuous flow of shots with a penis and a vagina and nothing else.

Imagination rocks!
With you on that one! hardcore gets booring! and I am less into novels more into GOOD short stories (note the good qualifier)

What if it is with ur gf and she had to move away for collage or something like that :) seems to me to be about as bad as phone sex lol

If it ain't real sex I don't like it.

"UpwardThrust".... :D shi shi shi

If it ain't real sex I don't like it.
How would you know, virgin?

How would you know, virgin?

I mean watching it. I know a lot of hardcore sites without all the continuous penis-vagina views...

"Operation Trouser Freedom"

"Home Alone 69"

"Band of lovers"

"Home Alone 69"

Funny enough, they have made a lot of additions to that average film series so 69 doesnt seem far off.

(BTW I did get the real reason behind 69 just in case any of you think I am dumb.)

"Lord of the Cockrings"

DisRobinghood – men in tights

Dirty Harry

Shaft force Episode II-Attack of the Boners.

Lord of the Ring: Butter of the King

Gangbangs of new york

"Iraq: Invasion from the rear"

Don Rumsfeld's personal memoirs of helping orphaned Iraqi children, better known as: The Suprise in Santa's Pocket

or

Moby Dick Cheney

BTW, Ashlee Simpson would make a great porno writer, seeing as how she's only pretending to sing...

Arnold Swartzanegger in: "Just a little harmless fun."