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After hearing this from about nine of my friends in the past three days (obviously assuming that someone 4 kilometers betweeen our computers would protect them from my wrath) that I am controlling.

I'm not controlling, they're just stupid. I never control any of my smart friends, just the stupid ones. It's for their own good, they embaress me and themselves. It's just they're too stupid to realise it.

Is it too much to ask that someone walk to the tuckshop(canteen) and get my lunch?

Is it too much to ask that my girlfriend not talk... ever?

Is it too much to ask that my friends sit in alphabetical order to settle my OCD?

Is it too much to ask that people colour coordinate their bags to match my sunglasses?

Is it too much to ask that people only wear what I dictate?

Is it too much to ask that noone speak unless agreeing with a point I just made?

I mean I could go on, but the point is all my friends need to shut the hell up! Go pack up your 105 IQ and go back to Alabama!

It's all a matter of opinion...

And no, you're not controlling, just cocky.

It's all a matter of opinion...

And no, you're not controlling, just cocky.
Is that a phallic reference? ;) :fluffle:

I mean I could go on, but the point is all my friends need to shut the hell up! Go pack up your 105 IQ and go back to Alabama!

You have friends?

You have friends?
Yes, and apparently a select monority of them veiw me as controlling.

But nice attempt at a strike, you just fell short of being funny.

Something like:

YOU have friends?! May have worked.

Sooo, your friends have average IQ's and live in Alabama?

You sound like my former client, accused of domestic battery who said (and this is a direct quote from my notes of the meeting and a memory that will not die) "Goddamn it, I don't have a fucking anger management problem! Get the hell off my ass and end this shit with that bitch!" It was all I could do to keep a straight face and when he left, my paralegal and I both fell out of our chairs laughing.

Okay, assuming first that the first post was not an attempt at humor, i'd argue that anyone who posts on here hoping to change this person's state of mind deserves what they get.

If you ask for nothing, you are certain to receive it in abundance.

Courtesy.

You sound like my former client, accused of domestic battery who said (and this is a direct quote from my notes of the meeting and a memory that will not die) "Goddamn it, I don't have a fucking anger management problem! Get the hell off my ass and end this shit with that bitch!" It was all I could do to keep a straight face and when he left, my paralegal and I both fell out of our chairs laughing.
This reminds me of a funny story invloving my ex-girlfriend:

We were mucking around at school one day...

(screen goes wonky for memory of high school)

And we had this private joke that I think was from a B-grade movie we had seen earlier that week.

Anyway she said something and I replied with a line from the movie:

"Shut your goddamn mouth or I'll beat you down, BITCH!"

But there was an eery silence in my group.


Though it does raise I question, if they did think I was serious why did noone react? Other than strange galnces for the next five minutes.

Is it too much to ask that my friends sit in alphabetical order to settle my OCD?

Is it too much to ask that people colour coordinate their bags to match my sunglasses?
ROFL