NationStates Jolt Archive


2 types of people

Santa Barbara
02-12-2004, 07:02
There are only two types of people in the world.

You've surely seen that scene in Pulp Fiction where she's all talking about how you can find out everything you need to know about someone by whether they are one of two types of people: well here they are (feel free to add your own!):

Elvis fans and Beatles fans.
Those who lead and those who follow.
Men and women.
Americans and Foreigners.
Good and Bad.
Those who like triangular-cut sandwiches and those who prefer horizontally cut.
Those who like pizza with pepperoni, and those who don't.
Bulls and Bears.
Leftists and rightists (political)
Lefties and righties (hand)
Those who like to be on top and those who like to be on bottom
Those who like briefs and those who like boxers.
Those who are frustrated with unfinished sentences and those who.
Chainik Hocker
02-12-2004, 07:06
There are three types of people in this world. Those who know how to count, and those who don't.
Peoplopia
02-12-2004, 07:08
*slaps knee*
Monkeypimp
02-12-2004, 07:08
There are 11 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Chainik Hocker
02-12-2004, 07:09
Chocolate ice cream people and vanilla ice cream people.
Broadband addicts and people who say that "this whole Internets thing is just a fad".
Mezzanyne
02-12-2004, 07:12
There are 11 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Don't you mean 10? Unless you're one of those people Chainik Hocker was talking about who can't count.
DeaconDave
02-12-2004, 07:14
There are 11 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

What's the other option?
Mauiwowee
02-12-2004, 07:14
Those who tailgate and those who are just drafting
LordaeronII
02-12-2004, 07:15
What's the other option?

Was wondering the same thing myself....

There are two types of people in the world, people who finish what they start, and
Mezzanyne
02-12-2004, 07:16
I guess if we wanted to point out the obvious:
Those who have seen Pulp Fiction and know what we're talking about, and those who...haven't.
The Shotgun Seat
02-12-2004, 07:17
There are 11 types of people in the world - those who know binary, those who don't, and those who cannot tell the joke right.

(Yes, I have actually told that joke before - this is not the first time someone has messed that one up :P)
Findecano Calaelen
02-12-2004, 07:17
alive and dead
me and everyone else
Findecano Calaelen
02-12-2004, 07:19
Those who tailgate and those who are just drafting
thats great
Xenophobialand
02-12-2004, 07:20
I dunno about the rest of you, but I can find out a lot about a person by asking who they like better: James Bond or Indiana Jones.

Me? I'm an Indy fan, all the way.
Findecano Calaelen
02-12-2004, 07:32
star....
wars or trek
THE LOST PLANET
02-12-2004, 07:47
There are only two types of people in the world.
Those who like briefs and those who like boxers.What if you wear boxer-briefs?
Cannot think of a name
02-12-2004, 07:59
Those who divide the world into two groups and those who don't.

I wish I could remember where I heard that....
Armed Bookworms
02-12-2004, 08:24
Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi?

Paperback or Hardback?

Sony or Nintendo?

Half-life or Halo?

Computer or Console?

FFVII or Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time?

QWERTY or DVORAK?

Mac or PC?

Pro current UN or pro ideal UN?

Pepsi or Coca Cola?

Oatmeal Raisin or Chocolate Chip?

FireFox or IE?

Authortarian or Libertarian?

RPG or FPS?

Pop or Soda?
Kellarly
02-12-2004, 08:28
Those who like triangular-cut sandwiches and those who prefer horizontally cut.


Ahem, what if you just eat the whole damn thing without cutting it into halves? :p :D
Free Soviets
02-12-2004, 08:30
Those who divide the world into two groups and those who don't.

I wish I could remember where I heard that....

i don't know, but you forgot the ending.

"there are only two kinds of people in the world; those who divide the world into two groups, and those who don't. i belong to the second group."
Monkeypimp
02-12-2004, 08:47
heh I get given a spot for a free shitty joke and I fucked it up.

I claim roman numerals.
Los Banditos
02-12-2004, 08:56
A classic from a classic movie:

"You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig."