NationStates Jolt Archive


Going out with a "bang?"

Eutrusca
01-12-2004, 07:26
BERLIN, Germany - Many people would hop on the chance
to be able to decide how they die. A German playboy
has decided how he will meet his maker, and is
offering a $125,000 reward to the woman who can kill
him during sex. According to Berlin property tycoon
Rolf Eden, "My real desire is to die on a lady,
while making love." A lawyer has possession of his
will which clearly states the details of who will
retain the $125,000 after his death. Besides the
contestants possessing certain physical qualities, the
only stipulation lies in the fact that his death must
be from sex and not from poison or a knife during the
encounters. The 72-year-old will be flying in women
from all over the world to give them a shot at helping
him leave this world with a smile on his face.
Gnostikos
01-12-2004, 07:29
For some reason that makes me think of a part of Gaijin by James Clavell. Anyone else who read it probably knows what I'm talking about.
Los Banditos
01-12-2004, 07:30
Either the best way to die or the greatest scam ever thought of.
Eutrusca
01-12-2004, 07:31
Either the best way to die or the greatest scam ever thought of.
LOL! I wondered about that too. What if he's in such good condition that no woman alive could kill him with "kindness?" Hmmm! :D
DeaconDave
01-12-2004, 07:32
I vote scam.

Good one though. Even better than presents.
Imperial Puerto Rico
01-12-2004, 07:33
This man is a fucking genius...I'm only Pissed that I didn't think of this.

I'm jealous...
Eutrusca
01-12-2004, 07:34
This man is a fucking genius...I'm only Pissed that I didn't think of this.

I'm jealous...
Me too! I wonder if he's offering himself on E-Bay? LOL!
Imperial Puerto Rico
01-12-2004, 07:36
I also want to see the reaction on the women's faces when he lives through the sex.
Eutrusca
01-12-2004, 07:38
I also want to see the reaction on the women's faces when he lives through the sex.
ROFLMAO! That conjures up an image of some knock-out woman sweating and standing with her hands on her hips saying, "Damn it! I tried everything I know!" And he just lays there with this huge, shit-eating grin on his face! ROFL!
Imperial Puerto Rico
01-12-2004, 07:43
ROFLMAO! That conjures up an image of some knock-out woman sweating and standing with her hands on her hips saying, "Damn it! I tried everything I know!" And he just lays there with this huge, shit-eating grin on his face! ROFL!

LMFAO!

Dude, this guy should win an award.
UpwardThrust
01-12-2004, 07:46
I agree ...the guy probably fakin having the money in the first place!


Genius
Soviet Narco State
01-12-2004, 07:47
I could finish him off! See my picture:

http://www.embarrassing.us/dp/files/2-6.jpg
UpwardThrust
01-12-2004, 07:49
I could finish him off! See my picture:

http://www.embarrassing.us/dp/files/2-6.jpg
Lol too bad there were physical limitations to the contest :)
Eutrusca
01-12-2004, 07:51
LMFAO!

Dude, this guy should win an award.
Hell NO! If this thing works, he'll be getting all the friggin "reward" he deserves! LOL!
Imperial Puerto Rico
01-12-2004, 07:52
Hell NO! If this thing works, he'll be getting all the friggin "reward" he deserves! LOL!

As Male, I bow down to this man's genius. I can only wish I would have thought this up.
Eutrusca
01-12-2004, 07:54
As Male, I bow down to this man's genius. I can only wish I would have thought this up.
Ditto! But, sad to say, not many women would enter for just $20! LOL!
Imperial Puerto Rico
01-12-2004, 07:55
Ditto! But, sad to say, not many women would enter for just $20! LOL!

>_>

Actually, when I'm old, I will try this scam. I will offer $100,000
Eutrusca
01-12-2004, 07:56
>_>

Actually, when I'm old, I will try this scam. I will offer $100,000
Start saving yer dimes, dude! :D
Imperial Puerto Rico
01-12-2004, 08:03
Start saving yer dimes, dude! :D

No need to.

I'm guarenteed that and a lot more money. God bless inheritence, eh?
UpwardThrust
01-12-2004, 08:05
No need to.

I'm guarenteed that and a lot more money. God bless inheritence, eh?
Don’t even really need the money … if they succeed you will be dead :p you just need to make it look like you have the money
Eutrusca
01-12-2004, 08:20
No need to.

I'm guarenteed that and a lot more money. God bless inheritence, eh?
Yup! You're one lucky dude! LOL! My family wasn't even able to pay my way to college ... had to work 1/2 a day and go to classes 1/2 a day. :)
Eutrusca
01-12-2004, 08:21
Don’t even really need the money … if they succeed you will be dead :p you just need to make it look like you have the money
LOL! Most women willing to participate in a scheme like this would probably be sly enough to insist that a neutral third party hold the funds! :)
New Granada
01-12-2004, 08:27
This man's genius really cant be overstated!

Hell, dont have lots of money? Will your house to whoever does it.
Imperial Puerto Rico
01-12-2004, 08:29
Yup! You're one lucky dude! LOL! My family wasn't even able to pay my way to college ... had to work 1/2 a day and go to classes 1/2 a day. :)

Dude, that sucks.

I wouldn't be able to work and go to college at the same time.
Eutrusca
01-12-2004, 08:32
Dude, that sucks.

I wouldn't be able to work and go to college at the same time.
( shrug ) Didn't have many options at the time. But it taught me how to juggle a busy schedule, which came in handy later on. I went on to get my Masters after I got back from Vietnam, so I must have learned something, eh? :)
Gnostikos
01-12-2004, 08:34
( shrug ) Didn't have many options at the time. But it taught me how to juggle a busy schedule, which came in handy later on. I went on to get my Masters after I got back from Vietnam, so I must have learned something, eh? :)
You didn't have to pay then, did you? My dad got to go to college for something like 10 years after he served in the navy in Vietnam. And I'm pretty sure he didn't pay for it.
Eutrusca
01-12-2004, 08:36
You didn't have to pay then, did you? My dad got to go to college for something like 10 years after he served in the navy in Vietnam. And I'm pretty sure he didn't pay for it.
Nope! I went through the Master's program free AND made extra because I had a wife and five children at the time. :)
Tuesday Heights
01-12-2004, 08:49
That's ludicrous, I feel sorry for this man.
DeaconDave
01-12-2004, 08:50
That's ludicrous, I feel sorry for this man.

Sorry for him?

Why, he seems to have the system beaten.
Eutrusca
01-12-2004, 08:52
That's ludicrous, I feel sorry for this man.
What's ludicrous? My life? Hmmm. Well, some might say so, but at least no one can ever say it was boring! :D
Sean O Mac
01-12-2004, 09:47
LOL! I wondered about that too. What if he's in such good condition that no woman alive could kill him with "kindness?" Hmmm! :D

Brilliant scam.