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New Fuglies
30-11-2004, 11:02
OK, though I doubt anyone noticed, I haven't been around last week coz some dumb asses robbed my apartment while I was at work. I get home and GONE are my brand new Sony flatscreen, most of my brand new living room furniture, my PC and all my food. Needless to say I phoned the police but shortly after I realized how they got in and from where.

They went from their balcony on to the roof then across to my balcony, from their apartment right across the hall. There is no other way to get there but from the top floor.

There are only 10 suites on my floor so it was pretty easy to figure out. Anyhoo, to solidify my suspicion, I learned through a conversation with my neighbour that he had also been robbed as well as another person directly beside the thieve's apt. One suite on my floor was also vacant and the rest of the tenants not robbed either could not nor would have done such a thing.

My landlord also informed me that the guy who lives there has been identified as having an outstanding warrant for break-in entry and he's suspected to be involved in the other robberies.... ....thanks for the warning -- I plan to drag this idiot into court :mad:

Anyhoo not much happened 'til the next afternoon when I was on my way to the police station to make a statement. As I drove I spotted my thief neighbour and his idiot friend walking down the sidewalk towards the vicinity of a pawn shop carrying a hockey bag with something inside that sure had the shape and size of my old pc. I arrived at the police station a few minutes later and told the cops to go check out these guys, and they did adn they caught him trying to pawn off my junky old celeron 466 ROFL!!!!

This fellow will likely do a good deal of time and he got caught trying to pawn off a worthless hunkashit puter LOL...BAHHAHAHAAHA!!! :D

Anyhoo I am now getting my life back together here. Just gotta snappy new dual p4 3.0ghz with 256mb radeon 9550 etc... wheeee!!!! and that stupid idiot is rotting in a cell!!!

life is good!
Sdaeriji
30-11-2004, 11:03
Congratulations on the new PC.

As a follow up, you should rob their apartment.
New Fuglies
30-11-2004, 11:05
I had to go in it and I nearly got sick...

*vomits*
New Fuglies
30-11-2004, 11:06
anyhoo i need to go and see how many instances of doom 3 i can run at once :D
The Imperial Navy
30-11-2004, 11:06
I had a common incident the other day... Some guy pushed me over while I was taking my nans dog for a walk and stole my Bag I was carrying... It contained the dogs droppings... A common incident. :D

To make matters funnier, I ran after him and caught him-NO ONE PUSHES ME OVER!

Suffice to say he was out cold when I finished. I walked away, smugger than the happiest man in the world. Heh heh heh. ;)
Sdaeriji
30-11-2004, 11:08
I had to go in it and I nearly got sick...

*vomits*

You should have found the most expensive item in the whole place and actually done it.
Harlesburg
30-11-2004, 11:15
I had a common incident the other day... Some guy pushed me over while I was taking my nans dog for a walk and stole my Bag I was carrying... It contained the dogs droppings... A common incident. :D

To make matters funnier, I ran after him and caught him-NO ONE PUSHES ME OVER!

Suffice to say he was out cold when I finished. I walked away, smugger than the happiest man in the world. Heh heh heh. ;)
Your'e my hero :D
Some people are class acts
Sdaeriji
30-11-2004, 11:17
I had a common incident the other day... Some guy pushed me over while I was taking my nans dog for a walk and stole my Bag I was carrying... It contained the dogs droppings... A common incident. :D

To make matters funnier, I ran after him and caught him-NO ONE PUSHES ME OVER!

Suffice to say he was out cold when I finished. I walked away, smugger than the happiest man in the world. Heh heh heh. ;)

So you chased him down over a bag of dogshit? I think I would have enjoyed it much more thinking of the look on his face when he finally settled down and took a look at his "earnings".
The Imperial Navy
30-11-2004, 11:17
Your'e my hero :D
Some people are class acts
For starters the guy was half my size. he was an idiot. Probably a druggie.

*bows*
The Imperial Navy
30-11-2004, 11:18
So you chased him down over a bag of dogshit? I think I would have enjoyed it much more thinking of the look on his face when he finally settled down and took a look at his "earnings".
I emptied the bag over his head before I left... heh heh heh. That was surprise enough.
Presgreif
30-11-2004, 11:22
I emptied the bag over his head before I left... heh heh heh. That was surprise enough.

Oh, Bravo! Very well done indeed. :D
Sean O Mac
30-11-2004, 11:23
...

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=377674


Sdaeriji check this out.
Sdaeriji
30-11-2004, 11:24
I emptied the bag over his head before I left... heh heh heh. That was surprise enough.

I still think it would have been better to just let him feel good about himself.
The Imperial Navy
30-11-2004, 11:26
Oh, Bravo! Very well done indeed. :D

I doubt he'll try to rob anyone for a while.

As I have told everyone I know-never start on a stranger. You don't know what they are capable of. Instead, earn their trust, pose as their friend then rob them and leave them in a ditch. That works. :)
Rotovia
30-11-2004, 11:36
You should have found the most expensive item in the whole place and actually done it.
chances are it'd be some other guys sh!t though
Spanchekerika
30-11-2004, 12:45
Sorry your place got robbed yo.
Just out of curiousity, (i've never been robbed, in fact i've only been out on my own for about 3 years, only 20 and such :) ) did you get any of your stuff back that he took? Or did he pawn it all.
New Fuglies
30-11-2004, 19:01
They've recovered "some" of my stuff and held it in evidence but I am sure it's just my crappy old PC. They're being rather secretive. As for my furniture and my poor tv, I believe they're a goner. I might find out today what they got.

*crosses fingers*
Ashmoria
30-11-2004, 19:57
they stole your FOOD??
thats just pathetic

a friend of mine had all her christmas presents stolen one year. too bad for the thieves that there was snow on the ground and a clear set of footprints went from the neighbors house to my friends house and back again.
Greedy Pig
30-11-2004, 20:38
Fantastic story!

JOB WELL DONE!

You've put a criminal behind bars, now the world is a safer place. :D
New Fuglies
01-12-2004, 01:33
Final update:

As I thought, what they recovered was my crappy old PC though some of my furniture was there. My big beautiful Sony TV is however gone and the cop is doubtful it will ever be found. On the upside I got confirmation that three people were arrested and charged with break-in enter and theft as well as possession of stolen goods. Two of the individuals are held in remand, one of whom is a Sudanese immigrant and will likely be deported back to Sudan as he's been implicated in numerous other crimes, including armed robbery. The third was released pending a court appearance. The cops said he sang like a canary and was being very cooperative with their investigation coz I guess he doesn't like the idea of prison sex. :eek:
Maekrix
01-12-2004, 01:41
You shoulda said, " Don't drop the soap!"