Santa Barbara
30-11-2004, 09:38
Life is fair.
God exists, and loves you.
One day, there will be no terrorists.
The country is headed on the right track.
The oil crisis will not ever inconvinience you or anyone you know.
Sooner or later, other people will come around to your viewpoint.
The beliefs that you hold are all essentially correct.
Your favored politicians are pretty much exactly as you see them.
Your loved ones are not in the process of betraying or judging you harshly.
You will not slip through the cracks of either insanity or poverty.
Government conspiracies, corruption, or anything else like that is all well and fine on X-Files, but we know that reality is bland and comparitively harmless and straightforward.
Accidents and terrible mistakes happen, but to other people. On TV.
TV is good for you.
A second Hitler could never rise up, and if one could it would be somewhere else and not as bad as the first.
Genocide and terrorism are committed by evil people with evil intents, not ordinary people. Ever.
Your political and social views make you safer and your life better.
You will always be within reasonable distance of grocery stores, fully stocked, from which you can get whatever basic food you want/need/can afford.
Other people lie to themselves, but you do not.
You are special.
You possess a quantifiable edge over most other people. In many ways you are superior.
After you die, you will discover new worlds of bliss.
There is a special someone for you, a soul mate, if you will.
Mankind has improved much since first building cities and growing crops.
You are not wasting your time right now.
Although you know that life ends, you also know you have plenty of time. So much time that it's not worth counting. So much time it may as well be infinity.
At least you've got your health.
It could always get worse.
God exists, and loves you.
One day, there will be no terrorists.
The country is headed on the right track.
The oil crisis will not ever inconvinience you or anyone you know.
Sooner or later, other people will come around to your viewpoint.
The beliefs that you hold are all essentially correct.
Your favored politicians are pretty much exactly as you see them.
Your loved ones are not in the process of betraying or judging you harshly.
You will not slip through the cracks of either insanity or poverty.
Government conspiracies, corruption, or anything else like that is all well and fine on X-Files, but we know that reality is bland and comparitively harmless and straightforward.
Accidents and terrible mistakes happen, but to other people. On TV.
TV is good for you.
A second Hitler could never rise up, and if one could it would be somewhere else and not as bad as the first.
Genocide and terrorism are committed by evil people with evil intents, not ordinary people. Ever.
Your political and social views make you safer and your life better.
You will always be within reasonable distance of grocery stores, fully stocked, from which you can get whatever basic food you want/need/can afford.
Other people lie to themselves, but you do not.
You are special.
You possess a quantifiable edge over most other people. In many ways you are superior.
After you die, you will discover new worlds of bliss.
There is a special someone for you, a soul mate, if you will.
Mankind has improved much since first building cities and growing crops.
You are not wasting your time right now.
Although you know that life ends, you also know you have plenty of time. So much time that it's not worth counting. So much time it may as well be infinity.
At least you've got your health.
It could always get worse.