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*sigh*

Yes, this is just another junk thread, construed to elicit a heated response from whining guys who just can't seem to persuade women they're nice enough to roll around with.

You know what's worse?



Whiny girls

And even worse? People who whine about whiners. ;)

Worse than that are whiny whiners who whine about whining.

*whines*

(In a high whiney voice)

Aww com'on guys. Can't we complain about somethin' else. I mean....com'on.


(Pouts stolidly)

There's... something... in my eye *snif*

You know what I hate? People who complain all the time! Also, I hate people who make threats that they'll never follow through on. Next person I hear doing that I'm going to push in front of a bus!

I wish I had an ICBM...

I hate.....
I......
I hate........


. . .


:mp5: :sniper: :gundge: :mp5: :sniper: :gundge:
I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!! **explodes**

I hate.....
I......
I hate........


. . .


:mp5: :sniper: :gundge: :mp5: :sniper: :gundge:
I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!! **explodes**

Gesundheit.

And even worse? People who whine about whiners. ;)
Bam!

I wish I had an ICBM...

I wish I had a cure for the apparent lack of self-confidence so many men seem to be afflicted with...preferably in the form of a monstrously large hypodermic needle suitable for inserting into the asses of the aforementioned whiny guys, with a booster in the form of a large rectal suppository. Really large.

I wish I had a cure for the apparent lack of self-confidence so many men seem to be afflicted with...preferably in the form of a monstrously large hypodermic needle suitable for inserting into the asses of the aforementioned whiny guys, with a booster in the form of a large rectal suppository. Really large.
You realize that this is somewhat homoerotic, right? (Or do I just have a dirty mind?)

I wish I had a cure for the apparent lack of self-confidence so many men seem to be afflicted with...preferably in the form of a monstrously large hypodermic needle suitable for inserting into the asses of the aforementioned whiny guys, with a booster in the form of a large rectal suppository. Really large.
that is mildly frightening...

You realize that this is somewhat homoerotic, right? (Or do I just have a dirty mind?)

Homoerotic? For those with a medical fetish, yeah, you're probably right...it's surprising how many men do seem to enjoy having their derrieres played with, though...LOL

*sigh*

Yes, this is just another junk thread, construed to elicit a heated response from whining guys who just can't seem to persuade women they're nice enough to roll around with.

About how bored they are instead of finding something constructive to do with thier lives. As far as I'm concerned, that sort needs to be eliminated from the gene-pool, A.S.A.P. since all you do is weaken the species...and there are too many moronic weaklings alive already. :sniper:

You realize that this is somewhat homoerotic, right? (Or do I just have a dirty mind?)

And it sounds like it could be a lot of fun.

MSL do you find perpetual self-doubt and constant angst attractive in a prospective mate?

I wish I had a cure for the apparent lack of self-confidence so many men seem to be afflicted with...preferably in the form of a monstrously large hypodermic needle suitable for inserting into the asses of the aforementioned whiny guys, with a booster in the form of a large rectal suppository. Really large.

Why? As it is, there's much less competition for me. Let them wallow.

What I lack in masculine aggressiveness I more than make up for in robustly flavored genitals.

I still wish I had an ICBM...even better, an entire mobile squadron of ICBM's!

You mean whiney guys who talk about how all of their virtues are not being seen by these women, but start off by posting pictures of themselves and asking "not bad huh?"

You mean whiney guys who talk about how all of their virtues are not being seen by these women, but start off by posting pictures of themselves and asking "not bad huh?"

Why, good sir, you almost sound accusitive!

*Blames Emo*

Why, good sir, you almost sound accusitive!


Nope. Just commenting that presenting the least important aspect for relationships (one's looks) - an aspect that, when focused upon, is generally seen as a manifestation of shallowness - at the start of a complaint about dificul dealings with the opposite sex on a deeper level.... it just seems to be like perhaps the person just might have presented the reason for their problem without even knowing it.

Not saying that is the case. Just saying that it looked like it could be.

*Blames Emo*
Always blame Emo

Emo band---> :( :( :( :mp5: <---- me

I don't suppose anyone here would be interested in some cheese? :)

I wonder if Whiny people like other Whiny people.

When you put two Whiny people together, they create a downward spiral of depression. They try to one-up each other with whines, which leads to black holes. I saw it on the Discovery channel once.

girls hate whiny guys and are impartial to nice guys. Which is why they are always hooking up with assholes and so many guys are made (not born) gay
:fluffle:

I'm not saying have sex with the ugly nice guy. Just don't such a bitch to him alright. goddamn

What I lack in masculine aggressiveness I more than make up for in robustly flavored genitals.
Why thank you for telling us all. I hope to God that your claim was not self-verified. That'd be terrifying.

sorry I got off track there. I just hate the fact that it seems the determinig factor on whether on not a girl gives you the time of day has nothing to do with the fact that you're a nice guy or a asshole..anyways that's just my opinion

sorry I got off track there. I just hate the fact that it seems the determinig factor on whether on not a girl gives you the time of day has nothing to do with the fact that you're a nice guy or a asshole..anyways that's just my opinion
...as though a man won't give an attractive bitchy girl the time of day, but will talk to the homely nice girl.

What if the guy is a whiner, but he's rich? Like Bill Gates rich?

What if the guy is a whiner, but he's rich? Like Bill Gates rich?

I'd marry Bill Gates if it meant half of his money.

I'd marry Bill Gates if it meant half of his money.


That's just wrong, but I see your point.

my ex-boyfriend was whiny adn I stress the whiny part!

He was perfect asside form that then he went all weird possessive and whiny and so I dumped him, my exact words were :upyours:"shove it up you ass and die!" :confused: :mp5:

*sigh*

Yes, this is just another junk thread, construed to elicit a heated response from whining guys who just can't seem to persuade women they're nice enough to roll around with.

Exactly my problem with the "nice guy thread". Dobbser, I salute you!

You know what I hate? People who complain all the time! Also, I hate people who make threats that they'll never follow through on. Next person I hear doing that I'm going to push in front of a bus!

Reminds me of Monty Python:

Milkman: Right... well I should definitely say you're suffering from a severe personality disorder, sir, sublimating itself in a lactic obsession which could get worse depending on how much money you've got.

Doctor: Yes, yes, I see. And a pot of yogurt, please.

(Cut to a psychiatrist called Dr. Cream in his office.)

Dr. Cream: I would like to take this opportunity of complaining about the way in which these shows are continually portraying psychiatrists who make part diagnoses of patients' problems without first obtaining their full medical history.

(Cut back to milkman with doctor.)

Milkman: (handing over yogurt) Mind you, that's just a part diagnosis made without first obtaining your full medical history.

(Cut to man at desk)

Man: I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified.

(Cut to Dr. Cream.)

Dr. Cream: Are you referring to me?

(Cut back to man.)

Man: Not necessarily, however, I would like to point out that the BALPA spokesman was wearing the British Psychiatric Association Dinner Dance Club cuff-links.

(Cut to Dr. Cream.)

Dr. Cream: Oh yes, I noticed that too.

(Cut to BALPA man.)

BALPA Man: These are not British Psychiatric Association Dinner Dance Club cuff-links.

(Cut to man.)

Man: Sorry.

(Cut to BALPA man.)

BALPA Man: They are in fact British Sugar Corporation Gilbert-and-Sullivan Society cuff-links. It is in fact a sort of in-joke with us lads here at BALPA. I think the last speaker should have checked his facts before making his own rash complaint.

(Cut to Dr. Cream.)

Dr. Cream: Yes, that'll teach him.

(Cut to BALPA man.)

Dr. Cream: I would like to take this opportunity of complaining about the way in which these shows are continually portraying psychiatrists who make pat diagnoses of patients' problems without first obtaining their full medical history.

BALPA Man: However, I would just like to add a complaint about shows that have too many complaints in them as they get very tedious for the average viewer.

(Cut to another man.)

Another man: I'd like to complain about people who hold things up by complaining about people complaining. It's about time something was done about it.

(The legendary sixteen-ton weight falls on him)

three cheers for those of us who don't waste time whining about whiners. don't worry, be happy. if it gets really bad move to a place where you can buy yourself a woman.

Wow sexist vision! *scowls* if you can buy women you have to be able to buy men too!