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The fairy tinkerbelly its ken can i have ur e mail address reply back

There's a little thing called a 'Telegram' that might come in handy.

There's a little thing called a 'Telegram' that might come in handy.

And i thought it was just for telling people to move to my region :eek:

The fairy tinkerbelly its ken can i have ur e mail address reply back
Are you following her?

There's a little thing called a 'Telegram' that might come in handy.she doznt have a nation thing

The fairy tinkerbelly, it's Matt, can I have your home address, phone number, email address, blood type, mother's maiden name, credit card number, daily schedule, and list of fears back?

Are you following her?i want her e mail address how can i contat her

she doznt have a nation thing
Then up why would she be here if she has no nation? :headbang:


Mods save us!

The fairy tinkerbelly, it's Matt, can I have your home address, phone number, email address, blood type, mother's maiden name, credit card number, daily schedule, and list of fears back?
LOL

:confused:

:confused:


You fix this then get me some nachoes im hungray.

:confused:can i have ur email address

i want her e mail address how can i contat herwhy do you want it?

Can't this just be done in telegrams and not on the general forum....I woulda thought this topic woulda been locked but i guess not....

Funny.

Can I have your email address too, by the way? I promise I won't do anything evil with it.

Can't this just be done in telegrams and not on the general forum....I woulda thought this topic woulda been locked but i guess not....

I'm still waiting for a response from Elly.

well for all those who are interested (and god knows why I'm telling you :rolleyes: ) my email addy is xxjellyxxbabyxx@hotmail.com

well for all those who are interested (and god knows why I'm telling you :rolleyes: ) my email addy is xxjellyxxbabyxx@hotmail.com

But what about all those other things I asked for???

But what about all those other things I asked for???
You forgot to ask for the address of a night vision goggle salesman... ;)

You forgot to ask for the address of a night vision goggle salesman... ;)

I'm prepared for that already.

But what about all those other things I asked for???i'm about to move house so I don't know my address or phone no.
don't know my blood type
Edmands
don't have a credit card
college then eat then bedtime
the dark

I'm prepared for that already.
Aaah, well done. Did you remember your warm jumper and thermos flask too?

i'm about to move house so I don't know my address or phone no.
don't know my blood type
Edmands
don't have a credit card
college then eat then bedtime
the dark

Ah, touche. Very good.

and pictures, how about pictures? :D

Such a creative subject for a thread, I would never have thought about this ;)

So, Tink finally got her own official thread of worship... :D

and pictures, how about pictures? :D

Such a creative subject for a thread, I would never have thought about this ;)pictures of me?
(and yes, i agree, i am an excellent choice of subject for a thread!)

So, Tink finally got her own official thread of worship... :Dtwice in one week lol!

twice in one week lol!
and even a stalker who can't spell...

well i have to get going, i have a biology test to attend to but feel free to continue worshiping me

:fluffle: for everyone!


xoxoxoxox

Can I have your email address too, by the way? I promise I won't do anything evil with it.

I on the other hand, will

I on the other hand, willplease don't

please don't

don't worry, I'm a good kid

and even if I wasn't my breathtaking lack of IT skills would severely impede any evildoing

don't worry, I'm a good kid

and even if I wasn't my breathtaking lack of IT skills would severely impede any evildoing
lol, that's ok then

And btw, Tink does have a nation:

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_nation/nation=The%20fairy%20tinkerbelly

While your in the mood to give things out do you think maybe... just mabye... I could have your virginity? I promise to give it back if you really want it.

While your in the mood to give things out do you think maybe... just mabye... I could have your virginity? I promise to give it back if you really want it.
haha! that's long gone I'm afraid!

haha! that's long gone I'm afraid!

Hmm... I guess I'll just have to settle for your lack of virginity then. I can have that right?

Hmm... I guess I'll just have to settle for your lack of virginity then. I can have that right?
lol, I don't see why not

Excelent. I'll see you tonight, 11 sound good? :)

Excelent. I'll see you tonight, 11 sound good? :)
I'll see you then ;)

EDIT: except that it's midnight now here

haha! that's long gone I'm afraid!

don't worry, I'm sure you can get abother one

EDIT: except that it's midnight now here

Well I obviously was planning on using my time machine.

don't worry, I'm sure you can get abother one

There is actually some sort of medical procedure that can...errr...re-virginize a woman. I just thought I might mention that...

BTW, Tink sure has her share of admirers. :)

Well I obviusly was planning on using my time machine.
of course :rolleyes: I feel stupid for not realising that!

BTW, Tink sure has her share of admirers. :)

the internet has its abundance of lonely boys

There is actually some sort of medical procedure that can...errr...re-virginize a woman. I just thought I might mention that...
I believe that you're talking about...

VAGINAL REJUVENATION SURGERY!

of course :rolleyes: I feel stupid for not realising that!

Have you ever done it in a time machine before? You can do it for years. </awfull joke>

There is actually some sort of medical procedure that can...errr...re-virginize a woman. I just thought I might mention that...

BTW, Tink sure has her share of admirers. :)
really?! cool!

I believe that you're talking about...

VIGINAL REJUVINATION SURGERY!

Actually, I believe it would be "Vaginal Rejuvenation Surgery".

i read the first page of this thread, and was promptly wierded out. then i noticed the fact that it had more pages. clicked directly to page three only to find out that there are MORE PAGES. what the crap?

Actually, I believe it would be "Vaginal Rejuvenation Surgery".

Yes, but they also have "Viginial Rejuvenation Surgery" for women who want their viginas rejuvenated.

Yes, but they also have "Viginial Rejuvenation Surgery" for women who want their *crap, that didn't work* rejuvenated.

I'm loveing the segway from some guy asking a girl for an e-mail address he didn't realise he already had to vaginal rejuvenation surgery

Hey, at least I got most of the letters right. :D

Yes, but they also have "Viginial Rejuvenation Surgery" for women who want their *crap, that didn't work* rejuvenated.

Really? I don't recall that, and Google doesn't either.

I'm loveing the segway from some guy asking a girl for an e-mail address he didn't realise he already had to vaginal rejuvenation surgery

segway my ass. this is plain out psychosis. that, in my opinion is far superior to any path of logic or thought.

segway my ass. this is plain out psychosis. that, in my opinion is far superior to any path of logic or thought.

no no, it was a clear segway

guys asks girl for e-mail address - another guy sarcastically asks girl for virginity - girl replies that she dosn't have it - and then bam! vaginal rejuvinitive surgery

:p Poor tink!

:p Poor tink!

please, she got her own thread

well for all those who are interested (and god knows why I'm telling you :rolleyes: ) my email addy is xxjellyxxbabyxx@hotmail.com

This is going to be compiled into my compendium of internet lingo.

X = A letter that has replaced the numerical alphabet in "filler letters" that are used to make a screen name unique. Just add X number of X's to a name and voila! Your "handle" is different from 200 others by the number of X's in it.

the internet has its abundance of lonely boys

Well, who do you think made the internet? Don't you dare say those scientists who wanted a knowledge database.

You also see what kind of zombie roams the forums instead of doing homework.

Well, who do you think made the internet?
I always thought it was Al Gore...


Hi Tink! *waves*

Are you getting lots of interesting emails from all your new friends?

Are you getting lots of interesting emails from all your new friends?
I think she should post them here. Would be fair, after all.

Hey, Tink, can I get a pair of your (lightly) used socks?

I'm still waiting on a clump of hair


.....they say cloning is just around the corner

wow. . .still no lock.

Hi Tink, if you ever come back to this thread of stalkers. :)

I think she should post them here. Would be fair, after all.

Hey, Tink, can I get a pair of your (lightly) used socks?
Definately post them...

what are lightly used socks? Socks that were put on then taken off
Ones that have been looked at? What?

ALL HAIL TINK!!!
ALL HAIL TINK!!!



what do you mean this isn't the Tinks worship thread, i'll worship her on any damn thread I see fit!

*Tsk tsk*

I never get involved with people from the net... how do we know that TFT isn't a 45 year old man who likes to chat with youngsters?

NEVER, EVER trust those who try to meet you online. Not even me. ;)

<snip>... how do we know that TFT isn't a 45 year old man who likes to chat with youngsters?</snip>

It can't be. I read it on the interweb. :p

*sigh* not very bright, are you...

*sigh* not very bright, are you...
And why should we trust your judgement? Maybe you're a 6 year old man-whore from indonesia

And why should we trust your judgement? Maybe you're a 6 year old man-whore from indonesia

Maybe... But I don't trust anyone online anyway... how do we know you don't actually have legs?

Those who impersonate others on the net truly have no life.

Maybe... But I don't trust anyone online anyway... how do we know you don't actually have legs?

Those who impersonate others on the net truly have no life.
Like your sis?

Like your sis?
Exactly, like when my sis impersonated me. That was truly sad.

Exactly, like when my sis impersonated me. That was truly sad.
Yet highly entertaining.

Exactly, like when my sis impersonated me. That was truly sad.
That was funny

Yet highly entertaining.

And she exposed my porn stash.

And she exposed my porn stash.

With the help of a few suggestions from everyone on this board.

With the help of a few suggestions from everyone on this board.

Bastards. :D

Bastards. :D
I remember even Myrth helping...

I always thought it was Al Gore...


Hi Tink! *waves*

Are you getting lots of interesting emails from all your new friends?
well actually, no I havn't, only one person has emailed me and it wasn't very interesting

TIN, who is your sister? Does she have a nation?

well actually, no I havn't, only one person has emailed me and it wasn't very interesting

post it! (edit if it need be)

Bastards. :D

Aha! I almost forgot about that. Thanks for reminding me. That was hysterical.

TIN, who is your sister? Does she have a nation?
The Valuan Empire

well actually, no I havn't, only one person has emailed me and it wasn't very interesting

I put you on my MSN messenger list, if you ever use that, which so far it appears you do not....


edit: oooOOOooo 6666 extra strength evil

I think she should post them here. Would be fair, after all.

Hey, Tink, can I get a pair of your (lightly) used socks?
it'll cost you £10 (+£20 p+p)

The Valuan Empire
Don't tell him! Aww, now she's gonna get swamped with telegrams and get me for it...

She's at home right now-I'll get her to come online.

I put you on my MSN messenger list, if you ever use that, which so far it appears you do not....


edit: oooOOOooo 6666 extra strength evil
I do but my computer doesn't like msn and sometimes when I log on and more than 3 people start convos up with me, msn completely crashes

post it! (edit if it need be)
it was just asking me how I managed to get so popular on NS

I do but my computer doesn't like msn and sometimes when I log on and more than 3 people start convos up with me, msn completely crashes

Meh. You're there if you ever sign on. I'll say hi.

it was just asking me how I managed to get so popular on NS

A: by being female

Don't tell him! Aww, now she's gonna get swamped with telegrams and get me for it...
...
3. On my brothers bed (Sorry but I was drunk)
...

from the casual sex thread.... YAY for big sisters!

from the casual sex thread.... YAY for big sisters!

Damn, you beat me to it.

from the casual sex thread.... YAY for big sisters!

*Sobs*

I'll never sleep in my bed again...

*Sobs*

I'll never sleep in my bed again...
Get back at her by having bestial sex on hers... that'll teach her :D

*Sobs*

I'll never sleep in my bed again...

So many jokes right here....

Get back at her by having bestial sex on hers... that'll teach her :D

I'm a hopeless virgin. Perhaps if I just vomited on her bed instead...

I'm a hopeless virgin. Perhaps if I just vomited on her bed instead...
that's lame...



wait till summer. It's way worse when it's hot...

that's lame...



wait till summer. It's way worse when it's hot...

LOL

A: by being female
exactly!

that's lame...

wait till summer. It's way worse when it's hot...

I'm still here you know... :mad:

Leggy don't make me hit you...

exactly!

Well I personally hit on every single female here. Actually, I pretty much hit on every single female period.

I'm still here you know... :mad:

Leggy don't make me hit you...
Hey... you're not MY sister. Hit your brother instead

Well I personally hit on every single female here. Actually, I pretty much hit on every single female period.
sick
http://www.silvercreek.wclark.k12.in.us/StudentWork/StudentPages/KCarney/ugly_girl.jpeg

exactly!

and your thread gets such great segways

we're on volmiting in a sisster's bed durring the summer for vengence

Well I personally hit on every single female here. Actually, I pretty much hit on every single female period.
that makes me feel so special :rolleyes:

sick
http://www.silvercreek.wclark.k12.in.us/StudentWork/StudentPages/KCarney/ugly_girl.jpeg

Bag job, no big deal.

that makes me feel so special :rolleyes:

Well I just wanted to make sure you knew I wasn't some crazy stalkery type.

Hey... you're not MY sister. Hit your brother instead
Or worse... get drunk and have sex on his bed!

Or worse... get drunk and have sex on his bed!
that would be sick

that would be sick
Indeed it would.

What do you mean, thats already been done?

what are lightly used socks? Socks that were put on then taken off
Ones that have been looked at? What?
No holes.

No holes.
:D

Perhaps I should put a bear trap under my quilt... then when she lies down... SNAP!

Perhaps I should put a bear trap under my quilt... then when she lies down... SNAP!
that could turn out to be very painful for you if you forget it's there though

really?! cool! its my e mail address flipandmick2000@yahoo.co.uk

its my e mail address flipandmick2000@yahoo.co.ukdo you have yahoo IM?

do you have yahoo IM?no i got hotmail too kensham_88@hotmail.com

no i got hotmail too kensham_88@hotmail.comso you got msn IM?

Lol I'm using MSN right now...

Lol I'm using MSN right now...
wow

PS did you check your bed for stains?

Shut up LP, before I sick that armless pirates guy on you. He only types thaks to viagra, and he only fights thanks to viagra.

Well I just wanted to make sure you knew I wasn't some crazy stalkery type.

I just wanted you to know that I am ;)

I just wanted you to know that I am :Pthat's ok, next time I see you rustling about in the trees in my front garden I'll give you a wave

Shut up LP, before I sick that armless pirates guy on you. He only types thaks to viagra, and he only fights thanks to viagra.
this is me being scared of you -> :p

this is me being scared of you -> :p

This is you dying:

You---> :eek: :sniper: <----Me

But if anyone for any remote reason is interested, find me on whacko_vii@hotmail.com

that's ok, next time I see you rustling about in the trees in my front garden I'll give you a wave
Can you see me? maybe you should come outside. I dont bite...... hard

Can you see me? maybe you should come outside. I dont bite...... hardI'm not at home, I'm at college, you're not a very good stalker if you don't know that!

I'm not at home, I'm at college, you're not a very good stalker if you don't know that!
just checking, now to break into your room and steal your underwear

just checking, now to break into your room and steal your underwear

*Bear trap in knickers draw*

*SNAP!*

just checking, now to break into your room and steal your underwearit won't be difficult with it being a bungalow, my room is the one at the very right of the house if ou're looking at it, the window isn't locked and might actually be slightly open, my underwear is in the top draw of the cabinet that the tv is on

it won't be difficult with it being a bungalow, my room is the one at the very right of the house if ou're looking at it, the window isn't locked and might actually be slightly open, my underwear is in the top draw of the cabinet that the tv is oni nick ur crotch less knickers and bra

it won't be difficult with it being a bungalow, my room is the one at the very right of the house if ou're looking at it, the window isn't locked and might actually be slightly open, my underwear is in the top draw of the cabinet that the tv is on
Thanks.... I mean I knew that


sorry about the broken window

i nick ur crotch less knickers and braif you want the crotchless ones you'll have to look under my bed, they're hidden in locked box under there, the key is on top of my wardrobe, just have a feel around for it, the naked pictures of me are in that box too

*Bear trap in knickers draw*

*SNAP!*
oh well I didnt need that hand anyway

Thanks.... I mean I knew that


sorry about the broken windowit doesn't matter, i'm moving house tomorrow anyway, i'll probably be going up at about 6/7pm if you want to follow so you know where my new house is, might be a bit harder to find somewhere to hide there though, it's surrounded by fields

Lol

*Steals TFT's PC*

Lol

*Steals TFT's PC**shrugs* i'm getting a new one when I move anyway, and just a warning, it's full of crappy spyware!

the naked pictures of me are in that box tooi'ii grab the pictures and have a quick one in ur toilet

*shrugs* i'm getting a new one when I move anyway, and just a warning, it's full of crappy spyware!

*Reboots system*

i'ii grab the pictures and have a quick one in ur toiletok, the towels in my ensuite are all clean so feel free to use them if need be

ok, the towels in my ensuite are all clean so feel free to use them if need besorry i stained ur walls

i have to get going to lessons, good luck with stealing my underwear and stuff, just make sure you're out of my house by 3:30pm cause you might scare my stepsister

sorry i stained ur walls nevermind, like I said I'm moving house tomorrow, it's not my problem

i have to get going to lessons, good luck with stealing my underwear and stuff, just make sure you're out of my house by 3:30pm cause you might scare my stepsisterbye pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fairy tinkerbelly, it's Matt, can I have your home address, phone number, email address, blood type, mother's maiden name, credit card number, daily schedule, and list of fears back?

YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER

*Flees with formatted PC*

Oi whats going on here, Is Fairy Tinkerbelly the same as Fairy Tinkerbell????

*Flees with formatted PC*
Lol!

i have to get going to lessons, ur still on line

ur still on line

It takes a little while for the online marker to disapear.

It takes a little while for the online marker to disapear.ok thanks

Your guys are like obsessed...

Your guys are like obsessed...

Why would I be obsessed with somone I hardly know? I was just having a laugh. Besides, How do I know TFT is really a female? S/he could be playing us all for fools...

what u doing say something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????anyone

YOU STAY AWAY FROM HERMD!!!!!!!!! yay!!!! :fluffle: