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What are we to do with teenagers?

La Terra di Liberta
29-11-2004, 04:36
Well, any ideas? I say we round them up in a sack (brown), tie a knot in the top and a tie a weigth to the bottom and throw them into the sea. That way they can't steal, swear, be arrogant or moody, or any of the crap that comes with them. And I'm 15, so it isn't like this is an senior who has kids shooting paintballs at his car in the middle of the night.
Sdaeriji
29-11-2004, 04:40
Stab them. All.
Texan Hotrodders
29-11-2004, 04:41
Meh. I'm just glad I already turned 20. :cool:
Ashmoria
29-11-2004, 04:45
when we get the border sealed so we have no more illegal aliens to do the scut work, we can have the TEENAGERS do it all

*eyes the nice 15 year old who would be perfect for cutting lettuce*
Sdaeriji
29-11-2004, 04:46
when we get the border sealed so we have no more illegal aliens to do the scut work, we can have the TEENAGERS do it all

*eyes the nice 15 year old who would be perfect for cutting lettuce*

I don't think you should be eyeing 15 year olds, there, hun.
HawthorneHeights
29-11-2004, 04:50
my hate for pedophiles goes unmatched
La Terra di Liberta
29-11-2004, 04:51
I don't think you should be eyeing 15 year olds, there, hun.



Ummm, I don't know how I should react to that. Fear is the natural instinct, of course.
Tristanians
29-11-2004, 04:51
Well, any ideas? I say we round them up in a sack (brown), tie a knot in the top and a tie a weigth to the bottom and throw them into the sea. That way they can't steal, swear, be arrogant or moody, or any of the crap that comes with them. And I'm 15, so it isn't like this is an senior who has kids shooting paintballs at his car in the middle of the night.

So you'd better start the cleansing from yourself.
Sdaeriji
29-11-2004, 04:52
Ummm, I don't know how I should react to that. Fear is the natural instinct, of course.

Ashmoria is a woman.
La Terra di Liberta
29-11-2004, 04:53
Ashmoria is a woman.



How old is she though? I knew she was a woman, I'm not that stupid. And I have a girlfriend, so don't get any ideas that I'm gay.
Sdaeriji
29-11-2004, 04:56
How old is she though? I knew she was a woman, I'm not that stupid. And I have a girlfriend, so don't get any ideas that I'm gay.

Just making sure. There's a reason she has FEMALE under her location; there was alot of confusion back a ways. I don't know how old she is, but I'm led to believe she's in her 20s or 30s.
Ashmoria
29-11-2004, 04:57
I don't think you should be eyeing 15 year olds, there, hun.
i was only thinking of WORK!
*indignant tsking*
how could you THINK Of such a thing?

and yes, terra you SHOULD be afraid
La Terra di Liberta
29-11-2004, 05:01
i was only thinking of WORK!
*indignant tsking*
how could you THINK Of such a thing?

and yes, terra you SHOULD be afraid



*Walks slowly towards the door and then makes a break for it, only to run into an Amish pedophile* Thats right, I went there and back!
Sdaeriji
29-11-2004, 05:03
i was only thinking of WORK!
*indignant tsking*
how could you THINK Of such a thing?

and yes, terra you SHOULD be afraid

How old are you, out of curiousity?
Ashmoria
29-11-2004, 05:12
im 47
i have shoes older than terra

http://www.zianet.com/tvs/ashmoria.jpg
Sdaeriji
29-11-2004, 05:16
im 47
i have shoes older than terra

http://www.zianet.com/tvs/ashmoria.jpg

Hmm, very tiny picture.

I'm 21. Is that young enough? :)
Ashmoria
29-11-2004, 05:21
Hmm, very tiny picture.

I'm 21. Is that young enough? :)
i have a connection that would have been considered slow 8 years ago so i only use small pics. faster dl

young enough to pick lettuce? you should still be fairly flexible.....
Sdaeriji
29-11-2004, 05:25
i have a connection that would have been considered slow 8 years ago so i only use small pics. faster dl

young enough to pick lettuce? you should still be fairly flexible.....

Unless you've got some crazy alternate meaning for "picking lettuce".
Ashmoria
29-11-2004, 05:30
Unless you've got some crazy alternate meaning for "picking lettuce".
hahahah well then
plan to move to florida in january. there will be plenty of picking then. the hurricanes ruined the crop and it had to be replanted. should be lots of work for a young man who is willing
Sdaeriji
29-11-2004, 05:33
hahahah well then
plan to move to florida in january. there will be plenty of picking then. the hurricanes ruined the crop and it had to be replanted. should be lots of work for a young man who is willing

How much are you going to pay me?
Ecria
29-11-2004, 05:44
There is always the option of genetically altering the race to remove the stage of teenagehood, although that is yet to be tested as to what kind of results would occur.

Or there is the alternative of control collars, but we must remember that these horrid creatures are our future carers and frankly if I made my son stark raving mad with electric shock I think that he'd thank me by sending my sorry person to the farthest nursing home on the contenant.

Granted I am only in my early twenties but they have always thoroughly annoyed my with their lack of respect. Heck I despised people of my own age back then.

These are only options
LordaeronII
29-11-2004, 06:15
Well I'm thinking they could all be rounded into a small pen and then used as target practice...

Or if you're a fan of irony, stick them in a room with an unlimited supply of cocaine, heroine, alcohol, and prostitutes. That should kill off most pretty fast.

I can't believe I'm posting in this thread *shakes head* I AM a teenager. Anywho though.