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http://www.natcath.com/NCR_Online/archives/031601/031601a.htm

http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m2872/is_2_28/ai_86049646

http://www.catholicsforchoice.org/new/inthenews/050102ScottishDailyRecord.htm

It seems that the priests are into much much more than little boys. I think the RCC has a bigger problem than they are willing to admit.

I think celibacy isn't natural, and that priests may be doing this becuase they are sexually repressed. That's just a theory, though. Silly Christianity.

Okay, but they chose to be celibate. Maybe the problem would be alleviated by allowing them to marry and have sex, but as it stands, celibacy was their choice, and if they couldn't live with that, it still doesn't give them the right to violate another person's choice by raping them.

Celibacy is an idiotic idea. It needs to be abolished.

Damn it! Where was this when I was Catholic? I would have wanted a piece of the action. :mad:

Damn it! Where was this when I was Catholic? I would have wanted a piece of the action. :mad:

It's been going on for a thousand years, hon. I think you should have just opened your eyes.

Damn it! Where was this when I was Catholic? I would have wanted a piece of the action. :mad:
Mother superior. Your looking naughty today. Would you like to flock me for my sins?

I agree with you , its not natural to deprive yourself of sex or romantic relationships...the church is messed up in a alot of ways ..I know because I grew up in it.

The RCC needs to take a deep look at itself, I think those Church laws created by Venerable Bede which mandate celibacy/no marriage need to be re-looked at.

You know what the sick part is? These nuns are being told to shut up and get an abortion, and the priests are just relocated. Hell, some of them are now cardinals.

It's been going on for a thousand years, hon. I think you should have just opened your eyes.

"I liked raping little boys when it was underground."

Damn eltist snobs told me nothing. :mad:


Mother superior. Your looking naughty today. Would you like to flock me for my sins?

I'm the second coming of Jesus, so that wouldn't work. :(

"I liked raping little boys when it was underground."
Yeah. Now that it's mainstream it's not as much fun anymore as it used to be. :(

I'm the second coming of Jesus, so that wouldn't work. :(
Alright. Spank me!!!! Spank me Mother Superior!!! For the sins of the world!!! And if you polish my holy rod I'll save you a seat under my fathers throne.

Yeah. Now that it's mainstream it's not as much fun anymore as it used to be. :(


Alright. Spank me!!!! Spank me Mother Superior!!! For the sins of the world!!! And if you polish my holy rod I'll save you a seat under my fathers throne.

Yeah. Now we know where the priesthood recruits from.

Yeah. Now we know where the priesthood recruits from.
Where? I always wondered where they get them from.

Alright. Spank me!!!! Spank me Mother Superior!!! For the sins of the world!!! And if you polish my holy rod I'll save you a seat under my fathers throne.

Yes, rape is funny.(?)

Yes, rape is funny.(?)
Always look on the bright side of life....

Always look on the bright side of life....

You may as well stop while you're behind. You don't seem to get it. Must be the language barrier. What's the german word for rape?

Yes, rape is funny.(?)

Anything can be funny.

Alright. Spank me!!!! Spank me Mother Superior!!! For the sins of the world!!! And if you polish my holy rod I'll save you a seat under my fathers throne.

Great! Now I just need to careful so we don't get another Virgin Mary, if you know what I mean.

You may as well stop while you're behind. You don't seem to get it. Must be the language barrier. What's the german word for rape?
:D Get what?

Ah. Here it is. Vergewaltigung. Is it still funny?

Great! Now I just need to careful so we don't get another Virgin Mary, if you know what I mean.
I doubt she was a virgin. You think Josef would have stayed with her if he didn't get any action?

Ah. Here it is. Vergewaltigung. Is it still funny?
:D Yep. No worries.

Forget it, troll.

I just hope that nobody ever thinks of your mother or sister that way.

I doubt she was a virgin. You think Josef would have stayed with her if he didn't get any action?

I'm believe I'm paraphrasing a bit, but THE HOLY LORD THUS SPAKE:
"YOUZ BE STICKIN WIT DAT BITCH LESS YO PUNK ASS GET SMOTE, YA DIG"?

The Holy Spirit came upon her alright. I believe the Japanese have a word for it ...

I'm believe I'm paraphrasing a bit, but THE HOLY LORD THUS SPAKE:
"YOUZ BE STICKIN WIT DAT BITCH LESS YO PUNK ASS GET SMOTE, YA DIG"?

The Holy Spirit came upon her alright. I believe the Japanese have a word for it ...
:D :D :D

The Holy Spirit came upon her alright. I believe the Japanese have a word for it ...

Plonk.

:D :D :D

Plonk.

Now don't tell anyone where you got this, but here's the latest cut (http://members.rogers.com/dariuszalina/crazyphonecall2.mp3) from the new scriptures.

Remember what Bible school told you about interpreting the Bible and metaphors.

Plonk.
Plonk.

... because when someone has a different sense of humour than you that means they can't possibly have valid opinions or be serious in other situations. I suppose this falls on deaf ears (hur hur), but no one put a gun to your head and forced you to read the thread.

Especially when it's a useless thread where everyone agrees.

... because when someone has a different sense of humour than you that means they can't possibly have valid opinions or be serious in other situations. I suppose this falls on deaf ears (hur hur), but no one put a gun to your head and forced you to read the thread.

Especially when it's a useless thread where everyone agrees.

How nice of you to say so. I might have been totally lost if you hadn't come in and scattered your pearls.

I posted it because there are a lot of people out there who aren't aware that this happens.

There's that, but no rational person will disagree that it's wrong. Best case scenario had this thread full of "me too" replies.

There's that, but no rational person will disagree that it's wrong. Best case scenario had this thread full of "me too" replies.

For the record, I didn't post this to fish for guaranteed unequivocal agreement. I posted it to raise awareness of a problem.