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I hate soap operas, but I just got the greatest idea about one:

Why don't we turn NS into one? It would be friggin awesome. There is indeed a lot of betrayal and backstabbing in the Forums in general, not to mention over-the-top character development.

I hate soap operas, but I just got the greatest idea about one:

Why don't we turn NS into one? It would be friggin awesome. There is indeed a lot of betrayal and backstabbing in the Forums in general, not to mention over-the-top character development.

You could try for a million years but it still wouldn't be a patch on "Neighbours".

Wait...who has betrayed/backstabbed whom on NS?

It would have to be one of those cool Spanish soap operas.

It would have to be one of those cool Spanish soap operas.

POR QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

no no, it would have to be like one of those Hong Kong soap operas that is really weird because it keeps jumping from liberalism to cencership by the Chinese feds. THose are damn funny.


But yah, it could be like the west wing, only with more countries and lots of profanity.

well... i will stab Myrth if needed, and it can be called a vengeance for Japaica, I and othe SSA 'cult' members go on an anti mod spree, and then start worshipping Max, and eatng his cat...

I propose a homosexual love tryst betweene me and Lapse.

I propose a homosexual love tryst betweene me and Lapse.
We're beginnig to have betrayal in my soap opera! Somebody, cue the crappy background music

I propose a homosexual love tryst betweene me and Lapse.
graaall

ewwww...thats disgusting :headbang:

thick we coudl get a proffessional film company in?

graaall

ewwww...thats disgusting :headbang:

thick we coudl get a proffessional film company in?

What are you talking about? It would be hot....

well... i will stab Myrth if needed, and it can be called a vengeance for Japaica, I and othe SSA 'cult' members go on an anti mod spree, and then start worshipping Max, and eatng his cat...

And then I'd seduce you, just to slip poison into your food in order to avenge Myrth... and then he'd get pissed because he doesn't need people to fight his battles, and then *I'd* get pissed... and then Sdaeriji would be totally non-phased, which would annoy me even more.

And the whole thing would be lit in that ridiculous manner soap operas are.

And then something would explode so an emergency room scene could be included.

What are you talking about? It would be hot....

well...on one hand...this is better than pointless debates in general...but STILL!!!

keep it in your pants Sdaerji... atleast until tomorrow :p

And then I'd seduce you, just to slip poison into your food in order to avenge Myrth... and then he'd get pissed because he doesn't need people to fight his battles, and then *I'd* get pissed... and then Sdaeriji would be totally non-phased, which would annoy me even more.

And the whole thing would be lit in that ridiculous manner soap operas are.

And then something would explode so an emergency room scene could be included.
can I be a nurse then?

well...on one hand...this is better than pointless debates in general...but STILL!!!

keep it in your pants Sdaerji... atleast until tomorrow :p

Yes sir, hot stuff;)

can I be a nurse then?

Depends... if Myrth would be the one ending up in hospital... yes, because then I'd have to seduce you to stop you smothering him.

Anyone spot the character archetype I'm aiming for?

And then I'd seduce you, just to slip poison into your food in order to avenge Myrth... and then he'd get pissed because he doesn't need people to fight his battles, and then *I'd* get pissed... and then Sdaeriji would be totally non-phased, which would annoy me even more.

And the whole thing would be lit in that ridiculous manner soap operas are.

And then something would explode so an emergency room scene could be included.
so... i would be cheating on Sdaerji, with you, whilst trying to kill myrth...but Sdaerji doesnt give a damn which pisses you off...

Depends... if Myrth would be the one ending up in hospital... yes, because then I'd have to seduce you to stop you smothering him.

Anyone spot the character archetype I'm aiming for?

A whore?

so... i would be cheating on Sdaerji, with you, whilst trying to kill myrth...but Sdaerji doesnt give a damn which pisses you off...

And we've got a love triangle, ladies and gentlemen!

Yes sir, hot stuff;)
damn...why did i say that...tomorrow is only 20 minutes away...

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

so... i would be cheating on Sdaerji, with you, whilst trying to kill myrth...but Sdaerji doesnt give a damn which pisses you off...

No, you've stabbed Myrth in the back - I'm trying to avenge him by poisoning you. This would involve seducing you, which is what Sdaeriji wouldn't be phased by.

Although you could be the one responsible for the random explosion too, if you like (the one that leads to me having to stop Nurse Tink from smothering the injured Myrth)

damn...why did i say that...tomorrow is only 20 minutes away...

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Well for me it's still 15 hours, so you've got some reprieve.

And we've got a love triangle, ladies and gentlemen!
thats 90% of the series written

No, you've stabbed Myrth in the back - I'm trying to avenge him by poisoning you. This would involve seducing you, which is what Sdaeriji wouldn't be phased by.

Although you could be the one responsible for the random explosion too, if you like (the one that leads to me having to stop Nurse Tink from smothering the injured Myrth)

I would too be phased. You're seducing my lover, woman!

A whore?

Nono. I'm the manipulative one that uses every possible tactic to get what she wants. It's just that in soap operas, 'every possible tactic' = sex, seduction, and eyelash-batting.

No, you've stabbed Myrth in the back - I'm trying to avenge him by poisoning you. This would involve seducing you, which is what Sdaeriji wouldn't be phased by.

Although you could be the one responsible for the random explosion too, if you like (the one that leads to me having to stop Nurse Tink from smothering the injured Myrth)
we have the classic miss one episode and your SCREWED thing now...

I would too be phased. You're seducing my lover, woman!

Hmm... just the seduction? Not the murder attempt?

Nono. I'm the manipulative one that uses every possible tactic to get what she wants. It's just that in soap operas, 'every possible tactic' = sex, seduction, and eyelash-batting.

Ohhhh

A slut.

Hmm... just the seduction? Not the murder attempt?

Oh yeah, that too. Yeah, I would be crushed, or something, if you killed him. Yeah.

we have the classic miss one episode and your SCREWED thing now...

I thought the point of soap operas was that you could watch one episode every fortnight and still have a fairly good grasp of the plot?

Usually achieved by having at least one character explain the whole current plot to another character each episode.

I would too be phased. You're seducing my lover, woman!
well... you have to admit... she (I hope your a she Shaed, if you're not, sorry) is hotter than you :P

I thought the point of soap operas was that you could watch one episode every fortnight and still have a fairly good grasp of the plot?

Usually achieved by having at least one character explain the whole current plot to another character each episode.
yes, but you're screwed because you dont know WHY Sdaerji and Lapse had the Gay love affair :S

well... you have to admit... she (I hope your a she Shaed, if you're not, sorry) is hotter than you :P

She's a she, and she's hot.

yes, but you're screwed because you dont know WHY Sdaerji and Lapse had the Gay love affair :S

Because you have a really big penis.

Ohhhh

A slut.

Well, since I'm hoping for this to be a British production, I'd prefer the term 'slapper'. Or possibly 'tart'.

But heyyy... you're way more of a slut than me! Pot, meet kettle.

Hmm... just the seduction? Not the murder attempt?trying to kill me whilst im having sex with you isnt really a good foundation for a long relationship...

Well, since I'm hoping for this to be a British production, I'd prefer the term 'slapper'. Or possibly 'tart'.

But heyyy... you're way more of a slut than me! Pot, meet kettle.

It's more like "pot, meet not pot."

yes, but you're screwed because you dont know WHY Sdaerji and Lapse had the Gay love affair :S

Since when does that sort of thing matter in soap operas?

Because you have a really big penis.
I know that...but still....

I know that...but still....

Well that turns me on....

Since when does that sort of thing matter in soap operas?
point taken

trying to kill me whilst im having sex with you isnt really a good foundation for a long relationship...

Yeah, but I don't want you. I want Myrth. And you pose a threat to him.

Besides, 'long term' relationships in soap operas are like, three or four episodes worth. You can manage that through the poison. I'll use arsenic.

Well that turns me on....
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

im not so sure about this soap opera anymore...

I'll use arsenic.

Awww, love's in the air.

Yeah, but I don't want you. I want Myrth. And you pose a threat to him.

Besides, 'long term' relationships in soap operas are like, three or four episodes worth. You can manage that through the poison. I'll use arsenic.
so how many episodes are we expected to last?

Awww, love's in the air.

That's asbestos (my long term backup plan)

Yeah, but I don't want you. I want Myrth. And you pose a threat to him.

Besides, 'long term' relationships in soap operas are like, three or four episodes worth. You can manage that through the poison. I'll use arsenic.
or after you've seduced me, I could fall madly in love with you and you could then easily persuade me to sneak you something from the hospital to kill him with

or after you've seduced me, I could fall madly in love with you and you could then easily persuade me to sneak you something from the hospital to kill him with

Sweet, we have a gay angle and a lesbian angle.

so how many episodes are we expected to last?

I don't know... you'd have to survive, so that you could attempt to kill Myrth again a few more times... but you couldn't be in hospital at the same time as him... hmmm...

This is sounding less like a soap opera and more like a snuff film.

That's asbestos (my long term backup plan)
is this long term like a relationship..or 7 episodes longterm?

or after you've seduced me, I could fall madly in love with you and you could then easily persuade me to sneak you something from the hospital to kill him with

Oooooooh! That's the bestest idea!

But would you be willing to share me with Myrth?

Maybe that could be part of a season finale - you accepting that I'm in love* with a guy you hate so incredibly much... or... something.



*only used because soap operas never do things by halves, so 'like' wouldn't work.

This is sounding less like a soap opera and more like a snuff film.

Oh no, no one dies until much later on. But NEAR deaths are good for ratings.

I don't know... you'd have to survive, so that you could attempt to kill Myrth again a few more times... but you couldn't be in hospital at the same time as him... hmmm...
we need someone to seduce Myrth..or have we already got that?

ill be back 2rw..i need to sleep now...cya

is this long term like a relationship..or 7 episodes longterm?

more like 7 episodes, probably.

Hell, it's probably only mentioned in passing, since Tink is aiding me by getting me proper 'killkill drugs' from the hospital.

we need someone to seduce Myrth..or have we already got that?

ill be back 2rw..i need to sleep now...cya

Well, I'd be waxing romantic in my soliloques, but never actually seduce him.

But I WOULD have to kill anyone who'd try, so we'd better leave that until later in the season.

Oh, oh, oh, could I be like someone's long lost son who turns out to be a satanic baker intent on drawing circles everywhere and eating someone's baby, or a terrorist group that kidnaps a bunch of main characters for no reason and then the big hunk guy is all like "Listen, vulnerable character person, we have to pull through this together" and then they end up kicking it cuz they think there gonna die but they don't and she ends up pregnant and then they have to explain it to her husband/girlfriend who turns out to be some sort of mobster/feminist/barber who has tons of guns and nameless murderous psychotic thugs in armany suits who wear way to much hair gel and all up trying to kill the people and they all like not trying to be killed and we have like a shitload of cliche I mean classic scenes and scenarios fuck it would be so fucking cool could I do it please?

Oh, oh, oh, could I be like someone's long lost son who turns out to be a satanic baker intent on drawing circles everywhere and eating someone's baby, or a terrorist group that kidnaps a bunch of main characters for no reason and then the big hunk guy is all like "Listen, vulnerable character person, we have to pull through this together" and then they end up kicking it cuz they think there gonna die but they don't and she ends up pregnant and then they have to explain it to her husband/girlfriend who turns out to be some sort of mobster/feminist/barber who has tons of guns and nameless murderous psychotic thugs in armany suits who wear way to much hair gel and all up trying to kill the people and they all like not trying to be killed and we have like a shitload of cliche I mean classic scenes and scenarios fuck it would be so fucking cool could I do it please?
sorry, hasnt been done in any otyher Soapies, therefore would not work.. We all know good soapies are just teh same script as every other soapie... just with blondes instead of brunettes

Yeah, but I don't want you. I want Myrth. And you pose a threat to him.

Besides, 'long term' relationships in soap operas are like, three or four episodes worth. You can manage that through the poison. I'll use arsenic.

o.O

sorry, hasnt been done in any otyher Soapies, therefore would not work.. We all know good soapies are just teh same script as every other soapie... just with blondes instead of brunettes


it's been done in soap operas, you just don't watch enough of them!

Doesn't someone have to have a long lost or illegitimate child? And don't you have to have the uber depressed suicidal character? And you have to have the character that has reoccuring flashbacks from their childhood...heh

An NS soap opera would be quite amusing.....

I wholehardedly agree with this idea. Although, casting couild be a problem, with the fact that there are, what, 900,000 nations online?

o.O

Yeah, see, the safe thing for you is to *not* read posts I make at 1/2/3 in the morning.

Seriously, it's for your own peace of mind.

Doesn't someone have to have a long lost or illegitimate child? And don't you have to have the uber depressed suicidal character? And you have to have the character that has reoccuring flashbacks from their childhood...heh

An NS soap opera would be quite amusing.....

Yes yes and yes. Although they could all be the same person (if we have a small cast budget).

Edit: mwahaha 1,000th post. I wonder what the ratio of 'actual debate posts' to 'random joking posts' is...

no one

I can be the guy who dies but comes back to life to haunt my killer.

I hate soap operas, but I just got the greatest idea about one:

Why don't we turn NS into one? It would be friggin awesome. There is indeed a lot of betrayal and backstabbing in the Forums in general, not to mention over-the-top character development.

Actually, I hate to burst you bubble, but way back in the day, not only was this suggested, but a reality show was as well.

And the Wheel goes round...

can i be the lonely suicide bomber that blows up mod HQ?

can i be the lonely suicide bomber that blows up mod HQ?

Only if you bungle it and don't kill them all.

Only if you bungle it and don't kill them all.
fine...fine...

steph can survive cuz she just left the building. and...argh...kataganistan can survive too cuz he doesnt seem that bad..

fine...fine...

steph can survive cuz she just left the building. and...argh...kataganistan can survive too cuz he doesnt seem that bad..

And Myrth. And two or three of the others I like.

Otherwise you'll find yourself exploded before you get into the building, by me trying to dismantle your bomb/s.

Okay, so, sofar, we have Me and Sdaerji are gay lovers ( :eek: ), and attempted to kill myrth by stabbing him in the back. Now Shaed comes and seduces me(which DOES phase Sdaerji) in an attempt to kill me(Which Sdaerji is NOT phased by) to to avenge for Myrth using Poison. Now I explode somthing, which leads Shaed to having to stop Nurse Tinky-kinky smothering Myrth. When Shaed Meets Nurse TK, Shaed seduces Nurse TK (lesbians :confused: ) and convinceses her into smuggling somthing from teh hospital to kill me with.

Now, several episodes later, after many near Death Experiences, Max Barry comes in and deats us all?

Ooh, ooh, can I be some random mysterious good looking tall dark stranger? Who, I dunno, is someones mother post sex change? Possibly with a dog fetish? And be a real psycho. And die at the hands of my own child after 3 series and the possibilities of my character have been completely exhausted?

Also, I'd quite like to say "I see" alot a la Shenmue 2 :D

Ooh, ooh, can I be some random mysterious good looking tall dark stranger? Who, I dunno, is someones mother post sex change? Possibly with a dog fetish? And be a real psycho. And die at the hands of my own child after 3 series and the possibilities of my character have been completely exhausted?

Also, I'd quite like to say "I see" alot a la Shenmue 2 :D

As long as the dog fetish isn't a sexual one, everything seems like it'd be fine (you know... how some evil people have cat fetishes, with cats overrunning their control rooms of evil? You can be like that, only with dogs).

Who's mother/father would you want to be though?

Okay, so, sofar, we have Me and Sdaerji are gay lovers ( :eek: ), and attempted to kill myrth by stabbing him in the back. Now Shaed comes and seduces me(which DOES phase Sdaerji) in an attempt to kill me(Which Sdaerji is NOT phased by) to to avenge for Myrth using Poison. Now I explode somthing, which leads Shaed to having to stop Nurse Tinky-kinky smothering Myrth. When Shaed Meets Nurse TK, Shaed seduces Nurse TK (lesbians :confused: ) and convinceses her into smuggling somthing from teh hospital to kill me with.

Now, several episodes later, after many near Death Experiences, Max Barry comes in and deats us all?

Several *seasons* later - that can be the end of the whole series, once the tv station we're on get's sick of us and decides to replace our soapie with "When Small Cute Fluffy Animals Attack.... Again!"

As long as the dog fetish isn't a sexual one, everything seems like it'd be fine (you know... how some evil people have cat fetishes, with cats overrunning their control rooms of evil? You can be like that, only with dogs).

Who's mother/father would you want to be though?
Personally, I like the idea of being like blofeld but with a beagle on my lap. And I'd quite like attack dogs with killer bees in their mouths so that when the dogs bark intruders get stung.

And I could be the mother of half the cast, if that fits the storyline in any way. Bit like that random soap where the cast were all meant to be part of the same family

Personally, I like the idea of being like blofeld but with a beagle on my lap. And I'd quite like attack dogs with killer bees in their mouths so that when the dogs bark intruders get stung.

And I could be the mother of half the cast, if that fits the storyline in any way. Bit like that random soap where the cast were all meant to be part of the same family

Hmm... if you have attack dogs... you'd probably be rich right?

Maybe you could be the shadowy person who lives in the manor on the hill... who... has done something nefarious to become the mother of half the cast?

Aside from blatant seduction, that is (that's my tactic).

You mentioned a sex change... maybe you could have *fathered* half the cast (through nefarious means), and then had the sex change to avoid suspicion falling on you?

Hmm... if you have attack dogs... you'd probably be rich right?

Maybe you could be the shadowy person who lives in the manor on the hill... who... has done something nefarious to become the mother of half the cast?

Aside from blatant seduction, that is (that's my tactic).

You mentioned a sex change... maybe you could have *fathered* half the cast (through nefarious means), and then had the sex change to avoid suspicion falling on you?
Hmm. Interesting. Nefarious, nefarious...ohh! I got it! Before my sex change I was a well known pharmacist, where I made all manner of drugs for mind control, truth serums, etc. I drugged half of the casts parents then impregnated many women. The sex change is a ruse, its later dscovered to be tied back to avoid suspicion. The boobs are just very realistic pillows

Hmm. Interesting. Nefarious, nefarious...ohh! I got it! Before my sex change I was a well known pharmacist, where I made all manner of drugs for mind control, truth serums, etc. I drugged half of the casts parents then impregnated many women. The sex change is a ruse, its later dscovered to be tied back to avoid suspicion. The boobs are just very realistic pillows

Wait... you produce MIND CONTROL drugs... which could, in theory, cause everyone to see you as a woman without you having to physically alter yourself in any way... and you stuff pillows up your shirt why?

*shakes head sadly*

The quality of nefarious schemes is suffering somewhat.

But then, it IS a soap opera we're talking about...

Apart from that, the pharmicist idea is great.

Doesn't someone have to have a long lost or illegitimate child?
I thought this was a pretty good idea. Maybe I could find out that I'm Myrth's long lost daughter after I've tried to kill him then fallen in love with you Shaed?

I thought this was a pretty good idea. Maybe I could find out that I'm Myrth's long lost daughter after I've tried to kill him then fallen in love with you Shaed?

Hell yes. One less person on my list of imagined rivals.

Well... that's assuming the 'incest' slot is taken by another parent/spawn pair.

I thought this was a pretty good idea. Maybe I could find out that I'm Myrth's long lost daughter after I've tried to kill him then fallen in love with you Shaed?

That's the stuff of nightmares. I don't think even Eastenders would go that far.

That's the stuff of nightmares. I don't think even Eastenders would go that far.
I love you too daddy!

That's the stuff of nightmares. I don't think even Eastenders would go that far.

It would rule out her trying to seduce/murder you though.

Well, murder for a second time, at any rate.

I have just stepped out of the shower and I have just realised that the last 50 posts have been a dream.

I have just stepped out of the shower and I have just realised that the last 50 posts have been a dream.

To me complaining about the term 'slut' (versus 'slapper' or 'tart'), and calling Sdaeriji a hypocrit?

Want to reconsider that number there to point to a more logical point in the plot?

Maybe earn some brownie points and undo Tink's 'spawn of Myrth' idea. (that's the last 6 posts, rather than the last 50. Although the last 50 would also manage this... I guess. Not as neatly, though).

Wait... you produce MIND CONTROL drugs... which could, in theory, cause everyone to see you as a woman without you having to physically alter yourself in any way... and you stuff pillows up your shirt why?

*shakes head sadly*

The quality of nefarious schemes is suffering somewhat.

But then, it IS a soap opera we're talking about...

Apart from that, the pharmicist idea is great.
meh. assume I was a brilliant pharmacist who is a bit forgetful, so I keep forgetting to add the vital boob bit ingredient,
2,2,3,4-Chloro-3,4-Bromo-5,6,6,7-hydroxy-8-cyano-8,10,11,11,-methyl-12-butyl-12-carboxy-octadecane. Damn my forgetfulness

To me complaining about the term 'slut' (versus 'slapper' or 'tart'), and calling Sdaeriji a hypocrit?

Want to reconsider that number there to point to a more logical point in the plot?

Maybe earn some brownie points and undo Tink's 'spawn of Myrth' idea. (that's the last 6 posts, rather than the last 50. Although the last 50 would also manage this... I guess. Not as neatly, though).

NO, I distinctly hear the heard the word "slut" as I towelled myself dry. The 50 post mark stands, all else was a dream.

meh. assume I was a brilliant pharmacist who is a bit forgetful, so I keep forgetting to add the vital boob bit ingredient,
2,2,3,4-Chloro-3,4-Bromo-5,6,6,7-hydroxy-8-cyano-8,10,11,11,-methyl-12-butyl-12-carboxy-octadecane. Damn my forgetfulness

In that case... couldn't you just... be a flat-chested woman?

....

Oh, duh. 'sa soap opera. Nevermind.

In that case... couldn't you just... be a flat-chested woman?

....

Oh, duh. 'sa soap opera. Nevermind.
Yes. Mandatory 36-DD bra size for all members of every soap opera. even for the 11-yr old children

NO, I distinctly hear the heard the word "slut" as I towelled myself dry. The 50 post mark stands, all else was a dream.

Fiiiine. But in that case, you're a prophet. You can be called 'Cassie' (<-yay for mythology references). You get blinding flashes of the future, but can't convince anyone that they are correct.

Hell, we could use your flashes of the future to end every episode (you know... as a form of "and next time on... NS soap opera! <insert appropriately dramatic vision of the future>")

So everything that's been developed for the plot still stands.


:p

Yes. Mandatory 36-DD bra size for all members of every soap opera. even for the 11-yr old children

I assume you mean every *female* member... since, you know... at least some of the guys have to be physically fit.

I assume you mean every *female* member... since, you know... at least some of the guys have to be physically fit.
Whaddya mean this isn't a soap opera about trans-sexuals? :D

Whaddya mean this isn't a soap opera about trans-sexuals? :D

Welll... we need to appeal to the largest possible audience. Hence we need fit, jock-stereotypes in order to draw the pre-teen girl demographic and the lonely housewife demographic. Plus at least one male representative of as many subsets of society (punk, goth, pothead, etc) as possible, for the teen girls.

The pre-teen/teen guy demograph can be covered with the whole breasts thing, plus a nerdy girl, plus a she-jock.

And it's ok if I'm wrong, because it's a soap opera. They always patronise their targeted demographics. We'll just be patronising them in a slightly different way.

I wonder if one of the old NS soap opera threads is still kicking around. I remember me and Spaam had a gay tryst in one of them. Some things never change....

I wonder if one of the old NS soap opera threads is still kicking around. I remember me and Spaam had a gay tryst in one of them. Some things never change....
lucky guy! Spaam is one sexy bitch!

Welll... we need to appeal to the largest possible audience. Hence we need fit, jock-stereotypes in order to draw the pre-teen girl demographic and the lonely housewife demographic. Plus at least one male representative of as many subsets of society (punk, goth, pothead, etc) as possible, for the teen girls.

The pre-teen/teen guy demograph can be covered with the whole breasts thing, plus a nerdy girl, plus a she-jock.

And it's ok if I'm wrong, because it's a soap opera. They always patronise their targeted demographics. We'll just be patronising them in a slightly different way.

Can I be a fit, jock-type punk goth pothead teenage girl with big breasts?

Can I be a fit, jock-type punk goth pothead teenage girl with big breasts?

Sounds like a great way to use less of our cast budget.

So yes. Yes you can

Sounds like a great way to use less of our cast budget.

So yes. Yes you can

Hey, morning!

Sweet. I've always wanted big breasts.

Hey, morning!

Sweet. I've always wanted big breasts.

Tsk - won't be morning for another *full* 10 minutes. (and, btw, I'm not on MSN because I'm stuck on the shoddy spare-room computer currently... not avoiding you :fluffle: )

And I don't know why you want big breasts of your own - surely it'd be better to get a girl with big breasts; you get all the pleasure with none of the inconvienience.

Tsk - won't be morning for another *full* 10 minutes. (and, btw, I'm not on MSN because I'm stuck on the shoddy spare-room computer currently... not avoiding you :fluffle: )

And I don't know why you want big breasts of your own - surely it'd be better to get a girl with big breasts; you get all the pleasure with none of the inconvienience.

No, I think it would be better if I had big boobs of my own. Unfettered access and all. If I did, I'd be spending alot of my time alone in my trailer....

In the (stolen) words of RPP: This is not a bump

In the (stolen) words of RPP: This is not a bump

I am not actually your father. I am your brother.

I am not actually your father. I am your brother.

That seem remarkably unconnected to the plot... but it acted like a bump, so ok. But I'll be busy, what with Tink and the whole seduction-to-save-Myrth-from-Tink-and-various-others thing, so no incest for you, k?

I mean, unless you want to go after our collective mother, or one of your own spawn, or something... if so, please name names though. This thread seems to have started limping recently, and might yet get taken out by wolves*




*pro tip: over 24 without sleep is good for boosting creativity, assuming your audience can't tell the difference between creativity and insanity.

Oh, I just thought I would add myself to the story. Times are slow in the soap opera so it was time to add a new character.

When our parents died (you were very young at the time) I took on the role of your father. It was time you knew the truth. So, I am either here to tell you to stop your evil plots or steal one of your lovers...

You're all crazy.

Can I be the drunk priest with a secret to confess?

Oh, I just thought I would add myself to the story. Times are slow in the soap opera so it was time to add a new character.

When our parents died (you were very young at the time) I took on the role of your father. It was time you knew the truth. So, I am either here to tell you to stop your evil plots or steal one of your lovers...

I demand a third option. No father/brother of mine is getting my lovers! And my evil plots are necessary to stop other people's evil plots! So, it kinda cancels out. Although, the ultimate aim is to keep Myrth alive, which could technically be seen as an evil plot in and of itself... hmm.

You can have Sdaeriji's gay lover after I'm done with him if you want. Although, Sdaeriji might complain, so you may want to keep some bribes on hand.

You're all crazy.

Aww, you know you'd watch it.

Sure, it might only be because so you could cheer on the people trying to kill Myrth, (and perhaps some of the lesbian love affairs) but you'd still watch.

Can I be the drunk priest with a secret to confess?

You can confess your secret to me all night long.

I demand a third option. No father/brother of mine is getting my lovers! And my evil plots are necessary to stop other people's evil plots! So, it kinda cancels out. Although, the ultimate aim is to keep Myrth alive, which could technically be seen as an evil plot in and of itself... hmm.

You can have Sdaeriji's gay lover after I'm done with him if you want. Although, Sdaeriji might complain, so you may want to keep some bribes on hand.

I guess a third option would be to be here to fuck up your plans. I will keep in mind the gay lover part.

Can I be the drunk priest with a secret to confess?

As long as that secret can be drawn out over either 3 or 4 episodes, or involves something 'x-treme' like incest or homosexuality (because you know those teen viewers... they like their incest/homosexuality)

Aww, you know you'd watch it.

Sure, it might only be because so you could cheer on the people trying to kill Myrth, (and perhaps some of the lesbian love affairs) but you'd still watch.

How would I do that without a television?

As long as that secret can be drawn out over either 3 or 4 episodes, or involves something 'x-treme' like incest or homosexuality (because you know those teen viewers... they like their incest/homosexuality)

Well, I was more thinking like I was the one who bumped off John Paul I. But if you think the other option is more of a suprise, then I'll go with that too.

I guess a third option would be to be here to fuck up your plans. I will keep in mind the gay lover part.

Wasn't that the *first* option you gave me?

How would I do that without a television?

.... ESP?

Heck, you'd probably sign up to *act* in it... or you could be the producer... or one of those angry people that roams around shouting at the female actresses...

Wasn't that the *first* option you gave me?

Kind of, but this time it is on purpose instead of incidental. You have a better idea. I am fresh out.

Well, I was more thinking like I was the one who bumped off John Paul I. But if you think the other option is more of a suprise, then I'll go with that too.

You could bump him off via sodomy. Although that might confuse and offend some viewers...

I guess it depends on whether or not we WANT to offend/confuse viewers or not. Perhaps we should take a vote on that at some point...

Kind of, but this time it is on purpose instead of incidental. You have a better idea. I am fresh out.

Hmm... I'm fresh out too. So, back to the options you gave... well, you could try and steal Tink. And I could suspect her of being unfaithful and try and kill her, but then fall victim to her hospital-killing-drugs-of-doom and end up in hospital, where, ironically, she'd smother the wrong person while trying to kill me.

But that's sort of up to her, since she might not want to be unfaithful/want to be unfaithful with someone else.

Hmm... I'm fresh out too. So, back to the options you gave... well, you could try and steal Tink. And I could suspect her of being unfaithful and try and kill her, but then fall victim to her hospital-killing-drugs-of-doom and end up in hospital, where, ironically, she'd smother the wrong person while trying to kill me.

But that's sort of up to her, since she might not want to be unfaithful/want to be unfaithful with someone else.

I recommend a gay angle with me.

Hmm... I'm fresh out too. So, back to the options you gave... well, you could try and steal Tink. And I could suspect her of being unfaithful and try and kill her, but then fall victim to her hospital-killing-drugs-of-doom and end up in hospital, where, ironically, she'd smother the wrong person while trying to kill me.

But that's sort of up to her, since she might not want to be unfaithful/want to be unfaithful with someone else.

Which is where I die and come back to life.

I recommend a gay angle with me.

That works too.

.... ESP?

Heck, you'd probably sign up to *act* in it... or you could be the producer... or one of those angry people that roams around shouting at the female actresses...

No, I'll just be the angry jerk who badmouths the programme on intarweb forums.

I recommend a gay angle with me.

You already have your gay angle, don't you? We need *some* heterosexual relations in there, for the older crowd.

You could bump him off via sodomy. Although that might confuse and offend some viewers...

I guess it depends on whether or not we WANT to offend/confuse viewers or not. Perhaps we should take a vote on that at some point...

Now that has plot potential.

No doubt.

No, I'll just be the angry jerk who badmouths the programme on intarweb forums.

How can you, if you won't have seen it? Or will you just be badmouthing the possibility that it might exist somewhere, and if it did, that it would suck?

You already have your gay angle, don't you? We need *some* heterosexual relations in there, for the older crowd.

Screw heterosexuality, they get that enough on the rest of television. I say gay orgies all around.

Now that has plot potential.

No doubt.

For a given value of 'potential'.

Or of 'plot', perhaps.

How can you, if you won't have seen it? Or will you just be badmouthing the possibility that it might exist somewhere, and if it did, that it would suck?

Never underestimate the derogatory potential of Refused Party Program.

Never underestimate the derogatory potential of Refused Party Program.

I try not to think of you and potential together, period.

I try not to think of you and potential together, period.

Not even saltatory potential?

Not even saltatory potential?

Nah. No potential for you.

For a given value of 'potential'.

Or of 'plot', perhaps.

Oh, think about it.

I could be the preist who was convinced to bugger JPI to death when I was young and naive. Now that I am much older I am and drunk - through guilt - I could take at least thirty or forty eps to let the whole secret out. Meanwhile, at the same time I could be the person that people go to for "moral" advice. It would be excellent.

Nah. No potential for you.

Then we'd be at a loss to explain how I'm able to type this message.

Oh, think about it.

I could be the preist who was convinced to bugger JPI to death when I was young and naive. Now that I am much older I am and drunk - through guilt - I could take at least thirty or forty eps to let the whole secret out. Meanwhile, at the same time I could be the person that people go to for "moral" advice. It would be excellent.

And then when we find out we become disillusioned.

Then we'd be at a loss to explain how I'm able to type this message.

I'm at a loss as to how you accomplish anything.

And then when we find out we are become disillusioned.


Well, yes, but then I can rehabilitate myself. Just like a *real* soap opera.

It's a great plot arc.

I'm at a loss as to how you accomplish anything.

That makes two of us!

Never underestimate the derogatory potential of Refused Party Program.

If you rant about it enough, we could quote you!

"This.... show.... is.... good"*

*quote may have been taken out of context, but the makers of NS-opera assure readers that RPP said these exact words at some point in his life**

**not necessarily in the order presented

If you rant about it enough, we could quote you!

"This.... show.... is.... good"*

*quote may have been taken out of context, but the makers of NS-opera assure readers that RPP said these exact words at some point in his life**

**not necessarily in the order presented

Well you'd have to care enough about my opinion and admit that it has influence over your otherwise audience to do something drastic like that. At which point, my head would explode from the swelling.

Well you'd have to care enough about my opinion and admit that it has influence over your otherwise audience to do something drastic like that. At which point, my head would explode from the swelling.

So what you're saying is that my plan is the best one ever?

So what you're saying is that my plan is the best one ever?

I'm saying that the substantial lack of lemon meringue in these preceedings is shocking. Frankly, I expected more from you, Shaed. I'm very disappointed.

*goes off to type a 15,000 word critique of the NS-Soap Opera*

Well you'd have to care enough about my opinion and admit that it has influence over your otherwise audience to do something drastic like that. At which point, my head would explode from the swelling.

I fail to see a drawback to any of this.

I'm saying that the substantial lack of lemon meringue in these preceedings is shocking. Frankly, I expected more from you, Shaed. I'm very disappointed.

*goes off to type a 15,000 word critique of the NS-Soap Opera*

Well, what do you expect? You *deserted* me in an unfriendly, anti-lemon-meringue world.

I'm just a follower, *you're* the leader. If you won't lead, you should expect things to fall apart.

I'm not yet skilled enough to spread the word of The Church of Lemon Meringue to the world alone.

:(

So, what do we have story-wise so far?

So, what do we have story-wise so far?

hmm, I'll go clarify the thread into one clear cut post, hang on...

hmm, I'll go clarify the thread into one clear cut post, hang on...

Actually, I lied. I've done a synopsis of the first five pages though.

The most worrying thing is that Myrth's name comes up more than any other character. A sure sign that you people are allowing me much too much control (although, it was Lapse who brought him up first). At any rate, here is the synopsis mark 1:

Lapse stabs Myrth, in vengance for Japaica, and then Lapse and the SSA cult go on an anti-mod spree, end up worshipping Max and eating his cat. Sdaeriji and Lapse have a homosexual love tryst.

I seduce Lapse, and after doing so proceed to poison him using arsenic, in revenge for him stabbing Myrth. Myrth would get annoyed at me trying to protect him, and then I'd get annoyed at him being annoyed.

Sdaeriji would be unphased about me trying to protect Myrth, but *would* be phased by my seduction of his lover. I'd be annoyed at his lack-of-being-phased by my protection of Myrth.

Around this point something would explode. This something would injure Myrth and put him in hospital (unless he was already in hospital from the stabbing)

Tink is a nurse, at the hospital where Myrth is taken. I seduce her in order to prevent her from smothering Myrth in his sleep/coma.

I continue trying to poison lapse, more for revenge than to protect Myrth (although, in the best habit of soap operas, the change in motive would occur without reference).

It turns out Lapse was responsible for the explosion that injured Myrth.
Tink falls madly in love with me, after I seduce her to protect Myrth, and she provides me with Deadly Hospital Stuff (tm) to kill Lapse with.

I'll work on doing the rest later, when my eyes don't feel like they're coated in sand.

Well, what do you expect? You *deserted* me in an unfriendly, anti-lemon-meringue world.

I'm just a follower, *you're* the leader. If you won't lead, you should expect things to fall apart.

I'm not yet skilled enough to spread the word of The Church of Lemon Meringue to the world alone.

:(

This is true. I have failed you. I heartily recommend that you forgive me.

I propose a homosexual love tryst betweene me and Lapse.OMFG! I had no idea! ;)

I could use a good love affair...

OMFG! I had no idea! ;)

I could use a good love affair...

No no no no.

It's a soap opera. It can't also be true in real life....;)

doom...

What kind of stupid punk wants to turn an online game into a soap-opera?

What kind of stupid punk wants to turn an online game into a soap-opera?

What kind of stupid punk has nothing better to do with his miserable existence than attack other people he doesn't even know?

No no no no.

It's a soap opera. It can't also be true in real life....;)Pffft. True.

I could probably use a good love affair soap opera or no. *Ponders the possibilities*

Pffft. True.

I could probably use a good love affair soap opera or no. *Ponders the possibilities*

Aww, poor Mikey. I'm sure Shaed could hook you up with a little something. This is her soap.

Aww, poor Mikey. I'm sure Shaed could hook you up with a little something. This is her soap.
Be careful. I'm a transvestite genius manical pharmacist who fathered half the cast and then used 'drug rehabilitation' to cover it up. And I have pillows for boobs.

Although I'm not in any gay love octangles yet.

*warning: none of this may be true. my mind works like this: http://zoomquilt.machwerk.ws/zoom.htm*

So, we have somthing like:

Boy 1 meets Boy 2
Boy 1 and Boy 2 have gay relationship (thats the part i dont like)
Boy 1 attempts to kill mod
Boy 1's cult like following go on an anti mod spree
Boy 1 and cult worship Max Barry and eat his cat
-------------------------
Girl 1 seduces Boy 1
Girl 1 attempts to poison Boy 1 with Arsenic in vengeance
Mod gets annoyed at Girl 1 for protecting Mod
Girl 1 gets annoyed at Mod being annoyed at her
-------------------------
Boy 2 is unphased about Girl 1 attempting to Kill Boy 1
Boy 2 is phased about Girl 1 seducing Boy 1
Girl 1 is annoyed at Boy 2 for not being phased when Girl 1 tries to kill Boy 1
-------------------------
Boy 1 secretly causes explosion to kill mod
Mod gets hurt
Mod Gets taken to hospital
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Girl 2 is at same hospital as mod as a nurse
Girl 1 seduces Girl 2 so she cant smother mod
-------------------------
Girl 1 keeps trying to kill Boy 1
Boy 1 gets annoyed
-------------------------
Girl 2 falls madly in love with Girl 1
Girl 2 gives Girl 1 stuff to kill Boy 1

An NS-based soap opera?!?!
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or yes....

So, we have somthing like:

Boy 1 meets Boy 2
Boy 1 and Boy 2 have gay relationship (thats the part i dont like)
Boy 1 attempts to kill mod
Boy 1's cult like following go on an anti mod spree
Boy 1 and cult worship Max Barry and eat his cat
-------------------------
Girl 1 seduces Boy 1
Girl 1 attempts to poison Boy 1 with Arsenic in vengeance
Mod gets annoyed at Girl 1 for protecting Mod
Girl 1 gets annoyed at Mod being annoyed at her
-------------------------
Boy 2 is unphased about Girl 1 attempting to Kill Boy 1
Boy 2 is phased about Girl 1 seducing Boy 1
Girl 1 is annoyed at Boy 2 for not being phased when Girl 1 tries to kill Boy 1
-------------------------
Boy 1 secretly causes explosion to kill mod
Mod gets hurt
Mod Gets taken to hospital
-------------------------
Girl 2 is at same hospital as mod as a nurse
Girl 1 seduces Girl 2 so she cant smother mod
-------------------------
Girl 1 keeps trying to kill Boy 1
Boy 1 gets annoyed
-------------------------
Girl 2 falls madly in love with Girl 1
Girl 2 gives Girl 1 stuff to kill Boy 1



Yeah... but that's only up to page 5, isn't it? There's still the priest thing, and the father/mother of all cast thing, and a whole bunch of things.

Aww, poor Mikey. I'm sure Shaed could hook you up with a little something. This is her soap.

Hee, it really isn't. I just seem to be the only one willing to keep coming back and bumping it up with my insanity.

You want to know the really sad thing? The only thing that's close to a soap opera that I watch is The Bill... it's not even meant to *be* a soap opera! Damn new writers, I'll teach them to destroy a tv show I used to like!

:mad: *growls* :mad:

Hee, it really isn't. I just seem to be the only one willing to keep coming back and bumping it up with my insanity.

You want to know the really sad thing? The only thing that's close to a soap opera that I watch is The Bill... it's not even meant to *be* a soap opera! Damn new writers, I'll teach them to destroy a tv show I used to like!

:mad: *growls* :mad:
*feeds Shaed a Jedi*

I'm sure Jedi are not on her lemon meringue diet.

I'm sure she'll be interested to know she's now a terentek.

Hooray for spin-offs!

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=7587932#post7587932

I'm sure she'll be interested to know she's now a terentek.
ahh....terentak...heard of it... was that from the New Jedi Order series the th8ng which eats Jedi?

ahh....terentak...heard of it... was that from the New Jedi Order series the th8ng which eats Jedi?

Yeah, that's the giant ass monster dealie that feasts on those who are strong with the Force.

Whee! Soap operas and Star Wars. These two shoud be combinded more often.

I'm sure she'll be interested to know she's now a terentek.

I'd be more interested to know exactly which drug you're on.

I'd be more interested to know exactly which drug you're on.

A terentek is an animal from Star Wars that eats Jedi.

A terentek is an animal from Star Wars that eats Jedi.

No no, I realised that.

I am not one, however, and you have seen my photo. Hence you must be on serious drugs if you think *I* am a terentek.

No no, I realised that.

I am not one, however, and you have seen my photo. Hence you must be on serious drugs if you think *I* am a terentek.

Wise guy.

Wise guy.

Nah... I'm neither wise, nor a guy.



:p

No no, I realised that.

I am not one, however, and you have seen my photo. Hence you must be on serious drugs if you think *I* am a terentek.

Does this mean my hopes of a Star Wars based soap opera are nonexistant?

Nah... I'm neither wise, nor a guy.



:p

Would you prefer something like "stupid ass"?

Does this mean my hopes of a Star Wars based soap opera are nonexistant?

Well, not necessarily. I just refuse to be a terentek. For, I am, in fact, not a terentek.

We could always make a different Star Wars based one, or have a character in this one that talks about something greatly like Star Wars constantly (not Star Wars itself of course... we couldn't afford to pay to use the copyright)

Would you prefer something like "stupid ass"?

If that's how you see me...

No no, I realised that.

I am not one, however, and you have seen my photo. Hence you must be on serious drugs if you think *I* am a terentek.
I havent seen your photo...

Therefore, You, are a terentek!

I havent seen your photo...

Therefore, You, are a terentek!

Quiet you! Don't make me post photographic proof (...seriously... I have this intense fear of cameras, and any sort of contact with cameras could cause some sort of insan..i....ty... hmm, actually, I'm probably already insane enough that it wouldn't affect me... I still hate cameras/photos though, so no photographic evidence for you*)


*still not a terentek over here though. If you don't believe me, you can ask Sdaeriji. He'll tell the truth... if he knows what's good for him :p

Quiet you! Don't make me post photographic proof (...seriously... I have this intense fear of cameras, and any sort of contact with cameras could cause some sort of insan..i....ty... hmm, actually, I'm probably already insane enough that it wouldn't affect me... I still hate cameras/photos though, so no photographic evidence for you*)


*still not a terentek over here though. If you don't believe me, you can ask Sdaeriji. He'll tell the truth... if he knows what's good for him :p
your a terentek until we see proof :P

your a terentek until we see proof :P

Stupid... things getting in the way of proving that I'm human... *grumbles*

And I *can't* post proof, because Sdaeriji disaproves of people willing to post photos of themselves online...

Stupid... things getting in the way of proving that I'm human... *grumbles*

And I *can't* post proof, because Sdaeriji disaproves of people willing to post photos of themselves online...

I do not. Go ahead and post your picture. I just know you don't like people seeing your photos, or you're afraid of cameras, or something. I disapprove of people who put their picture online seeking compliments, not people who put their picture online so people know they're not huge, ravenous, man-eating beasts....

I do not. Go ahead and post your picture. I just know you don't like people seeing your photos, or you're afraid of cameras, or something. I disapprove of people who put their picture online seeking compliments, not people who put their picture online so people know they're not huge, ravenous, man-eating beasts....

Hmm... so now I have no excuse to not put up my photo? That's rather... worse...

Maybe I'll just feign death or something... 't'd fit right in with the whole Soap Opera atmosphere (which seems to have died off, sadly...)

Hmm... so now I have no excuse to not put up my photo? That's rather... worse...

Maybe I'll just feign death or something... 't'd fit right in with the whole Soap Opera atmosphere (which seems to have died off, sadly...)

Sorry.

I say post your photo if you really want to. You know I know it's not as bad as you like to make it out to be.

And weren't you not supposed to be going online today or something?

Sorry.

I say post your photo if you really want to. You know I know it's not as bad as you like to make it out to be.

And weren't you not supposed to be going online today or something?

Yep. That's why I'm not on MSN currently: I'm in hiding in the spare room, on the shoddy old MSN-hating computer.

I just had to get my NS fix... oh, and I was also too lazy to do anything that required more effort than typing.

Yep. That's why I'm not on MSN currently: I'm in hiding in the spare room, on the shoddy old MSN-hating computer.

I just had to get my NS fix... oh, and I was also too lazy to do anything that required more effort than typing.

Such a rebel....

Such a rebel....

:p

The day that the term 'rebel' covers me is the day that it will totally swap meaning.

Although, I'm in a tough position as far as rebelling goes... both my parents are far left in politics, I found a video on how to grow marijuana in my mum's bedside table, and my dad keeps trying to pressure me into drinking, so that my first time drunk can be spent safe at home... So my options for rebelling are basically 'not acting like a rebel in any way, shape, or form'.

:p

The day that the term 'rebel' covers me is the day that it will totally swap meaning.

Although, I'm in a tough position as far as rebelling goes... both my parents are far left in politics, I found a video on how to grow marijuana in my mum's bedside table, and my dad keeps trying to pressure me into drinking, so that my first time drunk can be spent safe at home... So my options for rebelling are basically 'not acting like a rebel in any way, shape, or form'.

So you're a female Alex P. Keaton?

So you're a female Alex P. Keaton?

Since the first thing I get when I look that name up is 'Got excellent grades', I can safely say no, I am no female Alex P. Keaton.

Unless only my grades in primary school count, and we ignore that whole pesky high-school thing...

Since the first thing I get when I look that name up is 'Got excellent grades', I can safely say no, I am no female Alex P. Keaton.

Unless only my grades in primary school count, and we ignore that whole pesky high-school thing...

*sigh*

You don't know who Alex P. Keaton was?

Way to make me feel really old....

*sigh*

You don't know who Alex P. Keaton was?

Way to make me feel really old....

Well, it's not that you're old, it's that I'm uncultured. Seriously, my scope of knowledge is basically: Marine life, various bugs, My Little Ponies, plus a whole bunch of random, unconnected things like Atlantis, Discworld, and the Union Carbide disaster in Bhopal (gah! The photographers after the explosion had soduim thiosulphate! That could have counteracted the hydrocyanide that was formed! Stupid irony!)...

And I'm (gasp) going to bed now. I know it's only 2am here, but I'm starting to feel dizzy from lack of sleep. Stupid frail mortal body.

Nightynight.

Well, it's not that you're old, it's that I'm uncultured. Seriously, my scope of knowledge is basically: Marine life, various bugs, My Little Ponies, plus a whole bunch of random, unconnected things like Atlantis, Discworld, and the Union Carbide disaster in Bhopal (gah! The photographers after the explosion had soduim thiosulphate! That could have counteracted the hydrocyanide that was formed! Stupid irony!)...

And I'm (gasp) going to bed now. I know it's only 2am here, but I'm starting to feel dizzy from lack of sleep. Stupid frail mortal body.

Nightynight.


Night.

http://www.satanstephen.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/DANCEDANCEDANCE.gif (http://www.8chan.net/ymck.swf)

http://www.satanstephen.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/DANCEDANCEDANCE.gif (http://www.8chan.net/ymck.swf)

That reminds me: Shaed, you have till Saturday.

Tag

That reminds me: Shaed, you have till Saturday.

Ahhhh! *runs around in circles*
*makes plans to become a hermit, safe from technology*
*realises all the reasons why that would suck*
*hides under her desk to await death and/or doom*

What I need... is a time machine. One that works (not a cardboard box with 'Time Machine' written on the side). Or some sort of... bribe... yess, that might work... *goes off to plot*

...

And Myrth, you confuse me. Very much so. I'd tell you to take your scary costumed dancing things somewhere else, but they intrigue me. Plus, I'm not exactly in any place to order you to do anything, so, yeah. I have to go plot bribes for Sdaeriji now.

:p

Ahhhh! *runs around in circles*
*makes plans to become a hermit, safe from technology*
*realises all the reasons why that would suck*
*hides under her desk to await death and/or doom*

What I need... is a time machine. One that works (not a cardboard box with 'Time Machine' written on the side). Or some sort of... bribe... yess, that might work... *goes off to plot*

...

And Myrth, you confuse me. Very much so. I'd tell you to take your scary costumed dancing things somewhere else, but they intrigue me. Plus, I'm not exactly in any place to order you to do anything, so, yeah. I have to go plot bribes for Sdaeriji now.

:p

Hmm...bribes. Continue.

And Myrth, you confuse me. Very much so. I'd tell you to take your scary costumed dancing things somewhere else, but they intrigue me. Plus, I'm not exactly in any place to order you to do anything, so, yeah. I have to go plot bribes for Sdaeriji now.

:p

The dancing things are the greatest.

I found a picture of Shaed!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/shaed.jpg

I found a picture of Shaed!!

I have a real picture of Shaed but she won't let me show everyone....

Ha! Lapse still exists.

Ha! Lapse still exists.

So does Blue Viper!

So does Blue Viper!


Hurray!

Myrth exists as pure power and energy.

Myrth is a Myth.

Too easy.

Hey, is there still a story, 'cos if so, I'd quite like to be drugging someone. Some pages back I made myself one of the more obscure characters, and I just realised I've done nothing.

Surely I have someone under the influence of mind control drugs? Max Barry, possibly? Or even *gasp* Myrth? :D

No, Shaed gave up on the story, so now it's just idle chatter. Sorry.

No, Shaed gave up on the story, so now it's just idle chatter. Sorry.
Bollocks. Ah well. I see there was a brief belief that someone was actually a terentek. But how would they type?

Myrth is a Myth.

Too easy.
and he has a funny nose :P

and bad breath :gundge:

I have a real picture of Shaed but she won't let me show everyone....

Really? I won't let you? What sudden and random power over you is this that I have? Hmmm... It's because I have a cold, right? and can, like, threaten to infect you? Cool, I never realised that contagious illnesses are a sort of superpower... Time to go get a(nother) cape, and some those cool Wacky Comic Book Evil Genius Boots. And then I can say 'cower brief mortals' before coughing on people! Mwahahaha!

Anyway, since I'm being accused of such evil things as being a non-humanoid being, feel free to share your photographic evidence to the contrary. I can't because I deleted the photo ( :rolleyes: at self), and can't take anymore now because I'm all cold-y and sleepless-looking... in fact, any photos taken today would probably not counter the non-humanoid being thing very successfully...

No, Shaed gave up on the story, so now it's just idle chatter. Sorry.

*I* gave up on it? I thought everyone else did! What with the random accusations about my humanity or lack thereof, and the random threats (ha! It's Sunday, and you gave up before I did! :p Now I don't get forced to do something I want to do anyway, but am too scared to do by myself! Hurrah!)

...

And it's not even my thread, so I don't know why I have the ability to 'give up on it'... ohhh, is it just a part of the cold-induced superpowers?

I found a picture of Shaed!! Prepare to be infected by my evil superpower-type cold which causes severe drowiness and a complete inability to sleep, causes hunger and a complete intolerance to food, and apparently causes some crazy aversion-to-light type symptom. And have a nice day :D

*flees back to the real world to continue trying and convince her body that drowsiness should lead to sleep, not hyper-activity*
And Sdaeriji, I TGed you.

Prepare to be infected by my evil superpower-type cold which causes severe drowiness and a complete inability to sleep, causes hunger and a complete intolerance to food, and apparently causes some crazy aversion-to-light type symptom. And have a nice day :D

sounds like a hangover :rolleyes:

sounds like a hangover :rolleyes:

Yeah... I thought I was imagining that similarity...

Thing is, I don't drink any sort of alcohol, ever, so it can't be a hangover.

Unless, that is, I've been totally, totally misinformed as to the alcohol-hangover relationship.

Yeah... I thought I was imagining that similarity...

Thing is, I don't drink any sort of alcohol, ever, so it can't be a hangover.

Unless, that is, I've been totally, totally misinformed as to the alcohol-hangover relationship.

I'm sorry I missed you; I was involved in my ub3r-l33t activities this evening. Get well soon.