NationStates Jolt Archive

All of the world's problems can be solved single-handedly via google fight. Then everyone will shut up and I can get drunk and spoil gardens in peace.

Liberals versus conservatives.

Winner: Liberals (http://googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=liberals&q2=conservatives&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us)

Atheism versus Theism

Winner: Atheism (http://googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=atheism&q2=theism&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us)

Evolutionists versus creationists.

Winner: creationists. (http://googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=evolutionists&q2=creationists&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us)

United States versus North Korea.

Winner: United States (http://googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=United+States&q2=North+Korea&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us)

Environment versus nuclear waste.

Winner: environment. (http://googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=environment&q2=nuclear+waste&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us)

Pro-life versus Pro-choice.

Winner: pro-life. (http://googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=pro-life&q2=pro-choice&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us)

Michael Jackson versus innocent children.

Winner: Michael. (http://googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=michael+jackson&q2=innocent+children&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us)

Me versus you.

Winner: You. (...fuck) (http://googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=me&q2=you&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us)

Okay. Problems solved. Now shut up.

Atheism wins, but evolution loses? Yeah, sounds fair to me. -_-

Atheism wins, but evolution loses? Yeah, sounds fair to me. -_-

Makes perfect sense. We were the design of an intelligent higher power that doesn't exist. :p It pretty much explains everything that's wrong with the world in one sentence.

Atheism wins, but evolution loses? Yeah, sounds fair to me. -_-

I love how you chose that particular fight as an example of 'unfair' instead of, say, Micheal vs. The Innocent Children. ;)

I love how you chose that particular fight as an example of 'unfair' instead of, say, Micheal vs. The Innocent Children. ;)

Well, he is bigger than them. But they have expendable teeth.

Here, lets try and solve all of the issues in one big, sweeping, no-holds-barred, winner-take-all melee.

"Good" vs "Evil"
(374 000 000 results) versus (37 600 000 results)
Winner: Good

"Wait, are you sure? I mean, Good is such a pussy!" vs "Evil"
(159 000 results) versus (37 600 000 results)
Winner: Evil

"To be" -48 900 000

or

"Not to be"-15 200 000

Winner:Not to be

*edit*
I like your style.
:cool: