NationStates Jolt Archive


Jesus-Stick Anyone?

Marxlan
27-11-2004, 09:07
I heard an interesing piece of news about a man in my hometown this week. Apparently, he found Jesus in a Fishstick. I kid you not.
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/local/articles/1124fishstick24.html
He showed up on a local radio show, and he was in the Whig shortly thereafter. I'm told was briefly m entioned on CNN, though according to my source (word of mouth.. ugh) they said Kingston, Ohio. Not Kingston, Ontario. Silly media.

And here it is, folks. It took me a solid hour or more to find a damned picture, but here it is on eBay:
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=35825&item=6134034319&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

So.... has the fishstick converted anyone yet? BE IN AWE!
Fnordish Infamy
27-11-2004, 09:10
What a hack. He's just trying to ride on the success of grilled cheese Madonna.
Lunatic Goofballs
27-11-2004, 09:12
:confused:

Looks more like the little kid from 'The Partridge Family'.
Marxlan
27-11-2004, 09:14
What a hack. He's just trying to ride on the success of grilled cheese Madonna.
Well, that's where he got the idea, for sure. But come on... the apostles were fishermen: a fishstick is clearly closer to the Lord than Cheese. The hell is divine about cheese? And the fishstick is breaded, too, so don't say anything about it being a sandwich, so the bread is related to the bible. This is the work of God if nothing else. ;)
Winged Hussars
27-11-2004, 09:47
Perhaps Jesus and The Gordon's Fisherman are working some media hype?
Clontopia
27-11-2004, 10:24
WOW!!! real proof that jesus is real!
I was such a fool not to belive.
well i am off to church now :rolleyes:
MissDefied
27-11-2004, 10:26
What a hack. Who can screw up by burning a fish stick that badly?
Consul Augustus
27-11-2004, 16:57
How I would love to buy the fishstick from that guy, and then smear it all over his face! We could raise a fund for it, 200 dollar/ten's of thousands of ns-players = only a few cents each. Who will help me make this world a better place? :)
Superpower07
27-11-2004, 16:59
What a hack. He's just trying to ride on the success of grilled cheese Madonna.
Lol, i was about to mention this but ya beat me to it
New Foxxinnia
27-11-2004, 17:12
Lol, i was about to mention this but ya beat me to itHow much did the Madonna cheese go for?
Hainan
27-11-2004, 17:36
Something like 28,000 dollars...
Rasputin the Thief
27-11-2004, 17:39
Something like 28,000 dollars...

going to make my own ! :D
Katganistan
27-11-2004, 18:49
All I can say for bidders of these items is: P.T. Barnum was right.
Chicken pi
27-11-2004, 18:55
He found Jesus in a fishstick? Was Jesus okay?