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The vast majority of us are going to die someday. As for me, I hope I have a while because I have a lot of stuff to do before I go. Assuming I go at all. It would be nice to find a way out of life alive. But I'm not holding my breath.

Anyhoo. We all have tasks and goals we would like to accomplish before we croak. Some of these are pretty common and thematic(marriage, kids, unauthorized autobiographies by Kitty Kelly, etc.). Others are much less so. Some are completely bizarre.

In fact, I'm willing to wager that all of us have had some unusual or bizarre goal that while many of us expect we'll never actually complete, the thought that one day we might actually have an opportunity and/or the balls to do so keeps us going.

I have many such goals. The only real difference between me and most normal people is that I don't let little things like 'it's a dumb idea' stop me.

So let's hear some of your unique and bizarre goals to accomplish before you die.

Here are some of mine:
I want to jump into a tarpit.
I want to streak a presidential inauguration.
When Jesus returns to Earth, I want to give him a wedgie.
I want to win the Nobel Peace Prize for my work in promoting global harmony through pie fighting.
I want to beat up a Baldwin brother. Any Baldwin will do.
I want the Dalai Llama to shake his head, chickling at me and mutter 'dumbass' under his breath.
I want to build my own funhouse. The kind of funhouse that used to be popular back before mindless litigation and insurance premiums.
I want to cover the land in darkness. Like molasses or chocolate.

When Jesus returns to Earth, I want to give him a wedgie.

I have a feeling Jesus goes commando.

Be the first president to died in office of autoerotic asphyxia.

I have a feeling Jesus goes commando.

You think SHE's that brave ?

I want them to realise there's nothing after death. They have to make most of it when they can. (without hurting anybody of course, they're my friends, not some random sosiopaths)

Nothing Jesus does would surprise me. I suspect that Jesus has a great sense of humor. I simply want to test my hypothesis.

You think SHE's that brave ?
:rolleyes:

I can accept God being a women, but by all accounts Jesus was definately male

Be the first president to died in office of autoerotic asphyxia.

Too late. Oops! Nobody was supposed to know about that! :eek:

In no particular order...

I want to have a long-lasting romantic relationship with a woman.
I want to drive many different muscle cars and exotics.
I want to see peace on earth.
I want to travel to several other countries other than the USA.
I want to ride one of those mechanical bulls.

:rolleyes:

I can accept God being a women, but by all accounts Jesus was definately male

Doesn't mean he'll come back that way.

Doesn't mean he'll come back that way.
touche

In no particular order...

I want to have a long-lasting romantic relationship with a woman.
I want to drive many different muscle cars and exotics.
I want to see peace on earth.
I want to travel to several other countries other than the USA.
I want to ride one of those mechanical bulls.

Not that I'm trying to brag, but I've done four out of five of these. It's the fifth that would have really pleased me.

Not that I'm trying to brag, but I've done four out of five of these. It's the fifth that would have really pleased me.

Why am I not surprised? :D

As for me, I'm only 20. I have a fair amount of time left to do those things. Unless I die. In which case it's a moot point.

Let's see . . .

Gain editor-in-chiefship on my school paper
Go to a good college
Get a good job
Have a family with a beautiful wife

Why am I not surprised? :D

As for me, I'm only 20. I have a fair amount of time left to do those things. Unless I die. In which case it's a moot point.

By the way, never ride a mechanical bull for the first time on the highest setting. In fact, as a general rule, never do anything that places your fist that close to your balls on a violently moving object unless you're wearing a cup. *nod*

Defeat the evil robot-king
Expose the blatant truth of the liberal media's stranglehold on America
Expose the blatant truth of the conservative media's stranglehold on America
Consume the largest <VARIABLE>
Reproduce asexually

i would like someone i now know well to become extremely famous (in a good way). it doesnt matter WHO, i just want to be able to smugly say "i knew him when" and get invited to all the cool parties with all the other famous people

i want to win a big time poker tournament. preferably against some of the big boys of poker. who would then shake my hand and say "good game" and mean it!

i want to make a family sized teepee out of tyvek

oh yeah i want to get rich in the import biz (im working on it)

I want to star in a porno before I die (NO GAY STUFF) errr thats about it ;)

I want to have a long-lasting romantic relationship with a woman.
I want to drive many different muscle cars and exotics.
I want to see peace on earth.
I want to travel to several other countries other than the USA.
I want to ride one of those mechanical bulls.


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Not that I'm trying to brag, but I've done four out of five of these. It's the fifth that would have really pleased me.

Its #'s 2 & 5 that would complete me!

I want to box 2 midgets.
I want to cock-slap some important public official. Preferably without them knowing that I did so. You know, like maybe tell 'em it was my fingers, when it really wasn't. Yeah.
I want to swim in an entire pool full of Jello.

1. Live to the age of 113
2. Die on my birthday in the middle of a big retirement home party.
3. Crash a total of 20 cars 2 planes a tank and 10 boat
4. Learn how to use a sword.
5. Go to England.
6. Go to the moon
7. Become a doctor
8. Try squirrel stew.
9. Live 1 year in the Nevada desert.
10. Ride in a horse race
11. Build a catapult.
12. Put an 18 wheeler in a tree
13. Use 1 ton of dynamite in one blast.
14. Invent a new computer operating system.
15. Destroy a whole city and sell the land to the government.
16. See 1000 trillion bucks at one time.
17. Build a database about everything.
18. Get my name in the national and world news.
19. Take over the world.
20. Go to jail and sue for being locked in solitary for my whole sentence.
21. See a physiatrist and make him need a shrink.
22. Take over the world with only five deaths on my side.
23. shot a car out of a medieval catapult for 50 miles
24. Have a future even though bush has messed up mine.
25. cause mass destruction.
26. Die of assassination (Knife or bullet)
27. Marry a smart beautiful girl.
28. Learn to spell without spell check
29. eat frog.
30. Eat squid.

Well, Dragonsile, there are at least a few of those you shouldn't have trouble with. I wouldn't count on getting all of that accomplished though.

Well, Dragonsile, there are at least a few of those you shouldn't have trouble with. I wouldn't count on getting all of that accomplished though.

I have 90 years if #1 succeds.

1. Live to the age of 113
2. Die on my birthday in the middle of a big retirement home party.
3. Crash a total of 20 cars 2 planes a tank and 10 boat
4. Learn how to use a sword.
5. Go to England.
6. Go to the moon
7. Become a doctor
8. Try squirrel stew.
9. Live 1 year in the Nevada desert.
10. Ride in a horse race
11. Build a catapult.
12. Put an 18 wheeler in a tree
13. Use 1 ton of dynamite in one blast.
14. Invent a new computer operating system.
15. Destroy a whole city and sell the land to the government.
16. See 1000 trillion bucks at one time.
17. Build a database about everything.
18. Get my name in the national and world news.
19. Take over the world.
20. Go to jail and sue for being locked in solitary for my whole sentence.
21. See a physiatrist and make him need a shrink.
22. Take over the world with only five deaths on my side.
23. shot a car out of a medieval catapult for 50 miles
24. Have a future even though bush has messed up mine.
25. cause mass destruction.
26. Die of assassination (Knife or bullet)
27. Marry a smart beautiful girl.
28. Learn to spell without spell check
29. eat frog.
30. Eat squid.

I've done #s 8, 11, 21, 27, 29 and 30. :)

I want to see peace on earth.

good luck with that

good luck with that

It could be done. All it would take is a new breed of humanity.

Or maybe a 100% fatal viral epidemic.

But barring that, we could probably cut way back on violence if we outlaw all organized religion and national identities.

1) Prevent my death.

1) Prevent my death.

The nice part of that goal is that you start with a satisfying sense of achievement. Until you fail.

I want to drive many different muscle cars and exotics.

That, and...

Drive a car over 200 mph, for as long as possible. Preferably in a 962.
Run the 24hr Nurburing(sp).
Be a driver in a contender (not just also ran) for the 24hr of Le Mans. Any class.
Run in the Baja 1000. And finish.
And a rally. And a vintage reliabilty test, preferably in a Porsche 904.
Produce work in as many mediums as possible.
Criss cross North America in my VW bus.
South America in a Land Rover that my grandfather modified.
Europe on a motorcycle.
Africa in an amphibious airplane.
Asia on whatever works.
Walk the Great Wall.
Restore a car.
Earn the bulk of my income from the crap that falls out of my head, and not my hair (which doesn't earn me money anyway).
Be instrumental in switching cars from fossil fuels to something better. So I don't feel as bad about most of the things on this list.
I also second the 'outlaw funhouse,' using modified second hand carnival equipment.

It could be done. All it would take is a new breed of humanity.

Or maybe a 100% fatal viral epidemic.

But barring that, we could probably cut way back on violence if we outlaw all organized religion and national identities.

the only way for complete world peace is to kill all but one person.

i say that person should be me :)

The nice part of that goal is that you start with a satisfying sense of achievement. Until you fail.

I'm on to you.

I would like to travel the world, by backpack, at some point. I think that's the most important thing I want to do before I die.

I want to be happy with the work I do in life.
I want others to find joy in the work I do in life.
I want to raise a family--happy, strong, and loving.
I want to write my own nine.
I want a "king size" candy bar every once in a while.

I want to be happy with the work I do in life.
I want others to find joy in the work I do in life.
I want to raise a family--happy, strong, and loving.
I want to write my own nine.
I want a "king size" candy bar every once in a while.

You want too much. All you get is a melon ball.

I would love light myself on fire and run around screaming "I'm on fire! I'm on fire!" Unfortunately, I don't think I can succeed in both that and living forever.

I would love light myself on fire and run around screaming "I'm on fire! I'm on fire!" Unfortunately, I don't think I can succeed in both that and living forever.


On the contrary, stuntmen do it all the time. They have very nice gels now. *nod*

Find a new job
Own a fishing boat
smack someone who really needs it

You want too much. All you get is a melon ball.
Fine then. I'll name it "Wilson" and it will be my friend.

*runs to corner, conversing with melon ball*

before I die I want to be happy...
...oh wait I am! Yes I can die now!

before I die I want to be happy...
...oh wait I am! Yes I can die now!

Well in that case... I am running low on meat... and I was going to make hamburgers for dinner tomorow...

Well in that case... I am running low on meat... and I was going to make hamburgers for dinner tomorow...
lol good one

Something everyone should aspire to do before they die:
Masturbate in public, especially while talking to people who have no idea what you're doing (you know, you could do it under a desk, or behind a fence or something).

Something everyone should aspire to do before they die:
Masturbate in public, especially while talking to people who have no idea what you're doing (you know, you could do it under a desk, or behind a fence or something).

Hmm... *flips through list* Yep. that's on there.

Witness an atomic bomb go off.

Become dictator of a south american country.

1) Design and pilot the first faster-than-light propulsion system, have a successful test flight and come back to Earth in one piece.
2) Come back from that flight, is acknowledged officially and given a hero's welcome and a big place in future history records.

OR

3) Be awarded a Nobel prize for making a scientific discovery that is actually useful.

I'd add more as I think of them.

1) Design and pilot the first faster-than-light propulsion system, have a successful test flight and come back to Earth in one piece.
2) Come back from that flight, is acknowledged officially and given a hero's welcome and a big place in future history records.

OR

3) Be awarded a Nobel prize for making a scientific discovery that is actually useful.

I'd add more as I think of them.

Are you inferring that global peace through pie fighting wouldn't be 'useful'?

1. I would like to see Tibet freed from Chinese rule, and placed back in the care of the Dalai Lama.
2. I would like to learn to meditate and find complete happiness.
3. I would like to marry a beautiful woman, and have a happy family.

Win at the universe.

Have sex with someone famous. I might even be willing to do the whole gay thing if they were famous enough. I mean, how cool would it be to be able to say you nailed Britney Spears, or Pam Anderson, or the pope?

Have sex with someone famous. I might even be willing to do the whole gay thing if they were famous enough. I mean, how cool would it be to be able to say you nailed Britney Spears, or Pam Anderson, or the pope?

Why settle for one? Have a four-way. :D

Something everyone should aspire to do before they die:
Masturbate in public, especially while talking to people who have no idea what you're doing (you know, you could do it under a desk, or behind a fence or something).

Does having sex in public count?

Does having sex in public count?
No.

Forgot one:

Be a taster on Iron Chef.

The vast majority of us are going to die someday. As for me, I hope I have a while because I have a lot of stuff to do before I go. Assuming I go at all. It would be nice to find a way out of life alive. But I'm not holding my breath.

Anyhoo. We all have tasks and goals we would like to accomplish before we croak. Some of these are pretty common and thematic(marriage, kids, unauthorized autobiographies by Kitty Kelly, etc.). Others are much less so. Some are completely bizarre.

In fact, I'm willing to wager that all of us have had some unusual or bizarre goal that while many of us expect we'll never actually complete, the thought that one day we might actually have an opportunity and/or the balls to do so keeps us going.

I have many such goals. The only real difference between me and most normal people is that I don't let little things like 'it's a dumb idea' stop me.

So let's hear some of your unique and bizarre goals to accomplish before you die.

Here are some of mine:
I want to jump into a tarpit.
I want to streak a presidential inauguration.
When Jesus returns to Earth, I want to give him a wedgie.
I want to win the Nobel Peace Prize for my work in promoting global harmony through pie fighting.
I want to beat up a Baldwin brother. Any Baldwin will do.
I want the Dalai Llama to shake his head, chickling at me and mutter 'dumbass' under his breath.
I want to build my own funhouse. The kind of funhouse that used to be popular back before mindless litigation and insurance premiums.
I want to cover the land in darkness. Like molasses or chocolate.

MOD BAIT 101 (unless they like one of the above).

MOD BAIT 101 (unless they like one of the above).

What the crap are you talking about? Do you even understand the words that you use?

1. Trick someone for a whole year into beleiving I am Chinese.
2. Pay child support.
3. Bulldoze a building.
4. Climb Ben Nevis then be suitable unimpressed with the view.
5. Make somebody's parents cry.

1. Post something on this Forum
2. Climb to Everest base camp
3. See mountain Gorrilas in the wild
4. Get something published
5. Eat at the Fat Duck in Bray
6. Have a genuinely original idea
7. Visit the Grand Canyon
8. Visit Machu pichu (not sure if thats the correct spelling)
9. Visit the Galapagos
10. Learn a foreign language
11. Learn to play a musical instrument
12. Have a genuinely original goal to complete before I die
13. Learn to Scuba dive
14. Become excellent at Poi
15. Sky dive
16. Complete an Iron man Triathlon
17. Try alot more types of Hallucinagenics (spelling?)
18. Go to India
19. Ski
20. quit smoking

Never realised I was so boring before, Oh well!!!

1 be elected global dictator for life :D
2 find a girlfriend that likes games that dosent piss me off 24/7 :fluffle:
3 stop smoking so much pot :eek:

i have high hopes for 1 but 2 and 3 i dont see hapening ;)

Before finding out what dreams may come when I shuffle off this mortal coil, I would like to:

Collectively slap anyone involved in making the show "Fear Factor".
Survive a plane crash.
Be involved in a conspiracy to overthrow a world leader (any country will do).
See a viable vaccine against HIV.
Find out what it's like to be amazingly wealthy and then lose it all.
Have grandchildren.
Join a cult that worships fruit.
Work in LG's funhouse (I'd do it for free).
Become one with radishes.
Learn every major language fluently.
Make armpit farts to a sold out audience at a major concert venue.
Get local fame for being able to eat something that is not meant to be food.

I guess that's it.

Be involved in a conspiracy to overthrow a world leader (any country will do).

what about djibouti or bastwana im sure they have a few goning on right now

1. Post something on this Forum


I think you're being a bit too hopeful there, mate.
;)

What the crap are you talking about? Do you even understand the words that you use?

Don't worry, if it's who I think it is. He has this crazy conspiracy theory about the mods. Thinks that they're trying to 'silence' him and stop everyone from having any fun on the forum or something.

By the way, I didn't know you got deleted, Blindliberals.

I want to:
Assassinate someone/thing
Open a lemonade stand (my kiddie nature appearing) :p
Do this :headbang:
Ride a unicycle
Run a country
Eat haggis
Buy a crash mat
Visit Oregon

1. fold a piece of paper in half more than 7 times.
2. eat every type of cheese available to mankind
3. have liposuction (after eating the cheese)
4. learn the art of Japanese fighting kites
5. relax

1. fold a piece of paper in half more than 7 times.
2. eat every type of cheese available to mankind
3. have liposuction (after eating the cheese)
4. learn the art of Japanese fighting kites
5. relax

I can help you do #5 :mp5:

1) Find a girl I really like that isn’t either a vegetarian, psychotic, or crazy about Rap or Country music. But most importantly stick to my guns and not get married before I'm 55!
2) Finally get around to writing that bestseller collecting dust in the filing cabinet
3) Finally watch the last Star Wars movie (should be ticking that one off in May)
4) Finally get the hang of that Jedi force push I’ve been practicing…hmm this one could take a while…
5) Finally kick my Nation States addiction…I mean I’m not an addict. NOT an ADDICT. No, no, not an addict…….
6) Cycle across Canada in both official directions (west to east and east to west). I’ve done the first way and await the chance to do the other.
7) Vote for someone I actually want to hold office, would like to hold their office of Government, and think that they will do no harm to my country (not holding my breath on this one)
8) See another sci-fi series on TV that’s even better than Babylon 5.
9) Actually get around to becoming fluent in a foreign language.
10) Go on an ocean kayak journey for about a month.

1. Finally get a band started.
2. Find a guy who ISN'T a cross-dresser or an alcoholic or a republican or a child molestor. (no luck so far, but I've got time)
3. Live in Ireland.
4. Meet Maynard.
5. Scrape up $5000 to give to whatever environmental charity I decide is most effective.
6. Stick to being a vegetarian.
7. Get married...maybe.
8. Participate in a political protest (maybe even organise one).
9. Learn Norweigan.
10. Be poor for awhile to see what it's really like.

I want to streak a presidential inauguration.


Sure! I´ll follow you! That´ll be cool! Be sure to bring your Streaker Gear (http://www.hsegroup.com/hse/images/streaker.jpg)!

.....

2. Find a guy who ISN'T a cross-dresser or an alcoholic or a republican or a child molestor. (no luck so far, but I've got time)

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*Puts hand up* Non cross-dressing, alcoholic, republican, child molesting guy over here!

(Being married isn't a problem, is it?)

*Puts hand up* Non cross-dressing, alcoholic, republican, child molesting guy over here!

(Being married isn't a problem, is it?)
Erm...I hadn't thought about it much before... maybe you should read the thread about adultery.

Erm...I hadn't thought about it much before... maybe you should read the thread about adultery.
Meh ... been there, done that, got the t-shirt. (/joke)

*Puts hand up* Non cross-dressing, alcoholic, republican, child molesting guy over here!

(Being married isn't a problem, is it?)

Being married is the least of your problems, you alcoholic, republician, child molestor.

Step away from your computer and realize your list... one by one.. don't worry about the order, just start going one of them.

(I promise the good relationship thing won't happen unless you leave the computer. Telephones are better, real-in-the-flesh-human-beings are ideal.)


As for my list:

1.figure out how to balance fulfilling all my dreams
2. Find out how to be involved in legal means of funneling money to good causes who don't get enough (working on that)
3. live in Chicago
4. yeah, that relationship thing would be good too
5. own valuable real estate that I can rent out
6. Laugh really hard at least once every day
7. If I have kids be able to teach them how to work hard, have fun and prepare them for any unforseen financial burdens that occur
8. Make sure I'm doing #7 for myself
9. Go back to Spain
10. Go to Morracoo
11. Go to Venezula

Being married is the least of your problems, you alcoholic, republician, child molestor.
You've obviously not met my wife.

1) Not touch a computer for a week (not happening, but a goal)
2) Meet someone who respects me for who I am, not what they want me to be
3) Find someone (preferably a girl, but I need friends) who can spend more than one full day with me without:
a: pissing me off OR
b: going crazy
4) Get a psychologist who doesn't quit after a week
5) Get over my addiction to the desktop destruction game.
6) Teach myself C++

1) Find some like minded girl, able to put up with and support me in my tastes and hobbies, or better still understand and share in them, able to make me happy and sharing in my dream of life, that is to work for as little time as possible and retire, living a simple but laid back and fulfilling life.
2) Retire young and lead a simple but laid back and fulfilling life.
3) Have a band that gets somewhere, even if its just to play in front of 30 people up the road, and entertains people.
3)b) To be influential in my bandworks on other good bands (like a sort of wish rather than a goal)
4) Influence other people with my outlook to life, to treat others as youd want to be treated. My friend was telling me I could have pulled someone last night, but i didnt really fancy her (though shes a really nice girl) I had two choices. Being a b*stard or singledom. Im still single, but if everyone treated eachother like that I wouldnt be, as I wouldnt get f**ked around so much.
Anyway Im sure some guy tried that around 30AD but he got nailed to a load of planks or something, and some guy called martine tried it, but he got shot. SO im not too hopeful about this, i dont trust people too much.
5) To bring my taste in music and under appreciated bands to the world (have begun that, im a DJ on student radio, on thursday 11pm GMT, streamable from http://union.surrey.ac.uk/GU2 i play metal and rock)
6) To be happy and not be visited by my depression again.
7) To live somewhere warm and with a relaxed view on ingestion or um, herb brownies, but a strict attitude to smokers.
8) To Have a love or sex life of any sort.
9) To live for a lot longer yet.
10) To see a marine turtle a few feet in front of me, or even to see marine turtle hatchlings emerging from the sand.

1. Marry a smart and beautiful loving wife that would not only be my wife, but my best partner in all things, including my business, plus I could f*ck her to the grave.
2. Raise a family.
3. Become a property mogul, with many buildings and major town squares to my name.
4. Learn to fly a plane.
5. Learn to speak mandarin.
6. Own a English soccer club (maybe a major share in Liverpool). *and build a new stadium in my name*
7. Own a garage of practically every car known to man.
8. Sky-dive
9. Build a hundred churches.
10. Have my own television network (probably some anime for the kids in the morning, at hentai/weird japanese fetish porn at night) ;p *notice number 9 comes before number 10*
11. Feed millions by starting my own aid foundation that financially makes sense. (now idea how though)
12. Build hospitals in poor and improvished countries
13. Own my own private island.

Get a like minded women, doesn't have to be beautiful, as long as she doesn't throw me out and I can love her.
See peace between India and Pakistan.
Get drunk (promised somebody I'd stop... :( )
Smoke a foot long inch wide joint.


There's more but I'm tired.

1.Blow off Robert Mugabe's head with a shotgun
2.Marry my g.f.
3.Move to Thailand
4.Fart in G.W. Bush's face
5.Streak through New York City screaming, "It's the end of the world! It's the end of the world!"
(Just kidding about No. 5 :D)

1. Make a significant contribution to some important field of human endeavor.
2. Make people I meet happier.
3. See my family become their own definition of successful.
4. Finish my book.
5. Find someone who loves to be loved.

1.Blow off Robert Mugabe's head with a shotgun
2.Marry my g.f.
3.Move to Thailand
4.Fart in G.W. Bush's face
5.Streak through New York City screaming, "It's the end of the world! It's the end of the world!"
(Just kidding about No. 5 :D)

Are you kidding?!? THat sounds like the most fun of the lot!

1. Finally get a band started.
2. Find a guy who ISN'T a cross-dresser or an alcoholic or a republican or a child molestor. (no luck so far, but I've got time)
let me slick my eyebrows....
He-llo. I neither cross dress, drink alchohal, nor am I republican. I even play sax. I am, however, balding overweight and under-employed. And a pot smoker. And probably older than you (though not certainly). And...you know what? Never mind. Good luck with your search........
3. Live in Ireland.
4. Meet Maynard.
Fergusen?
5. Scrape up $5000 to give to whatever environmental charity I decide is most effective.
6. Stick to being a vegetarian.
7. Get married...maybe.
8. Participate in a political protest (maybe even organise one).
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Living in Santa Cruz would make all of these really easy for you.
9. Learn Norweigan.
Play records backwards. Make those sounds. Norweigan!
10. Be poor for awhile to see what it's really like.
SUCKS! suckssuckssuckssuckssuckssuckssuckssucks. Suuuuuuuucks. The worst suck since suck came to Suck Town. Having literally slept in a van down by the river, I can say it doesn't make you a better person-it makes you a poor bastard who had to sleep in a van down by the river. Suckity suck McSuckerton. Man alive how it sucks.

For those about to make the pot connection, I didn't start until I got better on my feet, and when money is tight it's always the first to go.

Forgot my biggest goal:

To, more often than not, sleep 'til I wake up.

Prove to the world that the Earth's formation is the REAL reason why the Earth goes 'round...

I am continuing my list.
11. Learn as much as possible about the nature of the universe.
12. Get a PhD in astrophysics.
13. Compete in a triathlon.

(And I meant Maynard James Keenan when I said I want to meet Maynard in my intial post)

(And I meant Maynard James Keenan when I said I want to meet Maynard in my intial post)

Oh. I was thinking of John Maynard Keynes. :D

I have a feeling Jesus goes commando.


Why not give Bush one too,
Run off with Queen Elizabeths Crown
Tell a republican Convention Hillary Clinton has been made President for life
Piant the white house pink
Go to Thiland
Become President of the United States of Europe
Go on a date* with Aragorn
Pet a Polar Bear
Go to Lapland
Go to Rome
Win the Lotto
Convince the Catholic Chruch to allow women to become priests and priest to be allowed marry
To find one uncorruptable government
To meet aliens from another planet in manner of Vulcans but not so serious
Chocolate that has no calories
Talking Animals
Life time supply of free clothes





*must be aragorn, date will include killing orks, messing up legolas's hair, shaving Gimli's head and beard. Pushing Arwen off a cliff and living happily ever after in the modern world.

The nice part of that goal is that you start with a satisfying sense of achievement. Until you fail.

And when you fail, you don't really care.

1. Reproduce
2. Have sex

Sorry to threadjack but LG, you play KoL dont you?

By the way, never ride a mechanical bull for the first time on the highest setting. In fact, as a general rule, never do anything that places your fist that close to your balls on a violently moving object unless you're wearing a cup. *nod*

*shudders*

1. marry my GF
2. set the world record for longest repel
3. travel outside of the US
4. eat lobster
5. play in a band that is actually decent
6. learn to play (decently) at least one instrument from every major group
7. own a car
8. lick my elbow
9. fluffle :fluffle:
10. The gallon challenge

Before I die, I want to throw a pie in Lunatic Goofballs face, and laugh maniacly.

Only one other thing then: I want a Dune Buggy.