NationStates Jolt Archive

Apparently, I like car accidents, as I encourage people to drive faster than the speed limit.

Apparently, I like car accidents, as I encourage people to drive faster than the speed limit.
I don't think it is that you like them, but you just can't help but look.

I don't think it is that you like them, but you just can't help but look.

How did you know that about me? :eek:

Of je nu christen hindoestaan bent Islamiet of jood
Er is leven er is leven na de dood
Rij dus maar rustig door oranje en geef extra gas bij rood
Er is leven er is leven na de dood


Na de dood (Na de dood)
Na de dood (Na de dood)
Er is leven er is leven na de dood


Eet gerust wat engels rundvlees bij je groente of op brood
Er is leven er is leven na de dood
Als je weg wilt uit Tirana pak eens voor de gein de boot
Er is leven er is leven na de dood


Na de dood (Na de dood)
Na de dood (Na de dood)
Er is leven er is leven na de dood


Volgens m'n vader in de hemel is het alle dagen feest
En m'n vader kan het weten want die is er geweest


Wat kon Seedorf nou gebeuren toen hij van 11 meter schoot
Er is leven er is leven na de dood
Steek je snikkel zonder rubber in een hetero of een poot
Er is leven er is leven na de dood


Na de dood (Na de dood)
Na de dood (Na de dood)
Er is leven er is leven na de dood


Heb je je doodsangst overwonnen
Wordt het alle dagen feest
Dus vandaag maar vast begonnen
Voor je het weet ben je er geweest


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Na de dood (Na de dood)
Na de dood (Na de dood)
Er is leven er is leven na de dood


Na de dood (Na de dood)
Na de dood (Na de dood)
Er is leven er is leven na de dood


Er is leven er is leven na de dood
Er is leven er is leven na de dood

I've been hit bu a car. Twice. I don't like car accidents.

But I like to drive too fast.

How did you know that about me? :eek:
Everyones the same.

That's why i like to watch car racing. ;)

Of je nu christen hindoestaan bent Islamiet of jood
Er is leven er is leven na de dood
Rij dus maar rustig door oranje en geef extra gas bij rood
Er is leven er is leven na de dood


Na de dood (Na de dood)
Na de dood (Na de dood)
Er is leven er is leven na de dood


Eet gerust wat engels rundvlees bij je groente of op brood
Er is leven er is leven na de dood
Als je weg wilt uit Tirana pak eens voor de gein de boot
Er is leven er is leven na de dood


Na de dood (Na de dood)
Na de dood (Na de dood)
Er is leven er is leven na de dood


Volgens m'n vader in de hemel is het alle dagen feest
En m'n vader kan het weten want die is er geweest


Wat kon Seedorf nou gebeuren toen hij van 11 meter schoot
Er is leven er is leven na de dood
Steek je snikkel zonder rubber in een hetero of een poot
Er is leven er is leven na de dood


Na de dood (Na de dood)
Na de dood (Na de dood)
Er is leven er is leven na de dood


Heb je je doodsangst overwonnen
Wordt het alle dagen feest
Dus vandaag maar vast begonnen
Voor je het weet ben je er geweest


He
Na de dood (Na de dood)
Na de dood (Na de dood)
Er is leven er is leven na de dood


Na de dood (Na de dood)
Na de dood (Na de dood)
Er is leven er is leven na de dood


Er is leven er is leven na de dood
Er is leven er is leven na de dood

After death there is life? WTF are you going on about, Sim?

After death there is life? WTF are you going on about, Sim?
It's a song from a Dutch comedian. It came to me when you mentioned you like to encourage people to drive to fast.
So just go ahead drive through orange, step on it whens red. There's life theres life after death. Doesn't sound so funny in English though.

I too like to go fast, and encourage people to go faster, but I don't like accidents because my friend just lost his arm from a little past his elbow and down :(

btw I know I'm very boring, but never ever encourage your friends to drive faster. You know that's idiotic and you know the possible consequences. Please do not play with your lives.

I was in a car crash today, not that fun really, i didnt die though(I think).

btw I know I'm very boring
Yes you are! :)

btw I know I'm very boring, but never ever encourage your friends to drive faster. You know that's idiotic and you know the possible consequences. Please do not play with your lives.

Bah. I was just making a point in response to the "Bush likes teen pregnancies" thread.

Apparently, I like car accidents, as I encourage people to drive faster than the speed limit.


....What? Are you talking about nascar? My friend could had died in a car accident if the car had going 1 thousanth of a second faster.

btw I know I'm very boring, but never ever encourage your friends to drive faster. You know that's idiotic and you know the possible consequences. Please do not play with your lives.


at least Someone here has a brain!

Yes you are! :)
I know. It's just quite tender issue for me.

but you know, the lyrics you wrote. It reminded me of an accident that happened about a year ago. This wanna-be guy drove against red lights and killed a 9 year old girl. When the news told about the accident this bloke actually called the news agency and was very pissed that they said he drove an Audi when he really drove a BMW.

A more apt comparison might be you lobbying for government to get rid of the driver's licensing system. Or perhaps encouraging people to drive without fastening their seatbelts. Which is not to say that people ignoring speed limits wouldn't cause a lot more (and a lot more deadly) car accidents.

I know. It's just quite tender issue for me.

but you know, the lyrics you wrote. It reminded me of an accident that happened about a year ago. This wanna-be guy drove against red lights and killed a 9 year old girl. When the news told about the accident this bloke actually called the news agency and was very pissed that they said he drove an Audi when he really drove a BMW.
Whats wrong with an Audi? My grandpa drove Audi's.

Whats wrong with an Audi? My grandpa drove Audi's.
Hey, it's not what I said. :)

But his guy was more interested that the brand is right than about what happened to that little girl.

Hey, I drive Ford, I can not say anything really. But believe me. It's the last Ford I'll ever drive ;) (back to European models)

Hey, I drive Ford, I can not say anything really. But believe me. It's the last Ford I'll ever drive ;) (back to European models)
*Applauds Helioterra* Excellent!!! :)

*Applauds Helioterra* Excellent!!! :)
You have any favourites? What you'd recommend?

I'll even buy a Ford again than ever buy a Renault.

You have any favourites? What you'd recommend?

I'll even buy a Ford again than ever buy a Renault.
I don't have any favorites realy. Well, no. Thats not entirely true. I like German cars. But not of any particular brand. Just as long as their not American cars.

I don't have any favorites realy. Well, no. Thats not entirely true. I like German cars. But not of any particular brand. Just as long as their not American cars.
:D
Good for you!

But you know I have a Ford which has been made in Europe...(I think so, Americans would'nt call my car a "car" at all)

But german cars? Is there any? MD is part of DaimlerChrysler etc.

Maybe Skoda? Or Lada? They DO last forever. :)

:D
Good for you!

But you know I have a Ford which has been made in Europe...(I think so, Americans would'nt call my car a "car" at all)
Ford is an American brand. Therefor I wouldn't buy it.

But german cars? Is there any?
Your kidding me right? Audi, Volkswagen, BMW, Porsche, Mercedes....
MD is part of DaimlerChrysler etc.
Whats MD? And Daimler-Benz "merged" with Chrysler. It was a defacto takeover cloaked as a merger.

Ford is an American brand. Therefor I wouldn't buy it.


Your kidding me right? Audi, Volkswagen, BMW, Porsche, Mercedes....

Whats MD? And Daimler-Benz "merged" with Chrysler. It was a defacto takeover cloaked as a merger.
You know what "Ka" looks alike? I think Americans would just hate the idea of it ;) It's actually a really good car. It's just insanely expensive to keep in condition .

With Audi and VW I meant that e.g Seats and Skodas have the same parts in them. I think is not wise to pay twise as much for the same car with a different brand. I value Volvos. They do know what kind of extreme weather conditions we have here.

You know what "Ka" looks alike? I think Americans would just hate the idea of it ;)

I do hate it. It's very unsafe and dinky-looking.

sorry to break up your party, but am bored and felt like posting something.

Yes it is true everyone likes going fast. But do it carefully; when I was but a wee lad I was in an accident, I lost almost all my muscle in that accident and can still hardly do anythng athletic. Back then I was an awesome player of almost everything too. (jeez not to modest A?)

And more.......

They give tax breaks for those who buy hybrid cars like Prius. BUT Prius uses more gaso than my Ka. (Prius=5,5 litres/km Ka=5,2/km average) so why I don't get tax benefits?

I do hate it. It's very unsafe and dinky-looking.
It's unsafe because you've have so HUGE cars. We Europeans have smaller cars though some idiots have realised during the past few years that they are country lovers and they REALLY need a land rover when they drive to nearest supermarkets.

(hey my dad got a CUV til he finally admitted he really doesn't need that, now he has Toyota Prius, A hybrid car)

It's unsafe because you've have so HUGE cars. We Europeans have smaller cars though some idiots have realised during the past few years that they are country lovers and they REALLY need a land rover when they drive to nearest supermarkets.

Yes, those paved roads often necessitate off-road capability. LOL!

(hey my dad got a CUV til he finally admitted he really doesn't need that, now he has Toyota Prius, A hybrid car)

I'm familiar with what a Prius is, thank you. :)

I'm familiar with what a Prius is, thank you. :)
Yes, I'm sure You know what it is, but there are others...you know :)

I'm a big fan of off-road vehicles. But only those that are used off-road. Nothing makes driving around in circles for fun even more fun than deep gooey mud. :)

But I also have great disdain for hybridized bastard cars like Caddilac and Lincoln SUVs. They irritate me. They're nothing but giant station wagons. Or 4-wheel drive minivans.

I authorize anyone with the means, motive and opportunity to urinate on the wheels whenever possible. :p

I authorize anyone with the means, motive and opportunity to urinate on the wheels whenever possible. :p
You know it's hard when you're female and all that S:t but hey! high five! (unless you've just urinated on some wheels)

You know it's hard when you're female and all that S:t but hey! high five! (unless you've just urinated on some wheels)

It's the challenge that makes it worthwhile. :)

*high fives* It's been several days since I have done so.

It's the challenge that makes it worthwhile. :)

*high fives* It's been several days since I have done so.
Don't you dare. You're talking to a Finn now...

Let's roll in the snow! I bet you won't...

Don't you dare. You're talking to a Finn now...

Let's roll in the snow! I bet you won't...

Ahh, you have discovered one of my few weaknesses; the cold.

I greatly dislike being cold. But it wouldn't be the first time I bit my lip and rolled around in snow. Naked. Hehe.

Ahh, you have discovered one of my few weaknesses; the cold.

I greatly dislike being cold. But it wouldn't be the first time I bit my lip and rolled around in snow. Naked. Hehe.
Ahhh... :)

Every single one does it when I start the sentence with "You know we have this weird habit we know you can't take..."

Ahh, you have discovered one of my few weaknesses; the cold.

have you ever swum in an icy lake?
It's easier than rolling in the snow, but they just don't know it...

have you ever swum in an icy lake?
It's easier than rolling in the snow, but they just don't know it...

Yes.

There are three things I can't stand. One of them is the cold.

The other two are bees and deliberate ignorance.

Yes.

There are three things I can't stand. One of them is the cold.

The other two are bees and deliberate ignorance.
I'm really sorry that you've been forced to know our culture so very deebly :)

I'm really sorry that you've been forced to know our culture so very deebly :)

It has caused me considerable pain. But I persevere.

It has caused me considerable pain. But I persevere.
Is there anything I can do for you?




;)

Is there anything I can do for you?




;)

Urinate on Escalades and Navigators. :D

I read about a survey that found 2/3 of people would rather be tailgated than be stuck behind a slow driver. Says it all really.