NationStates Jolt Archive

I like this. Yahoo care. When my message is undelivered, they tell me:

Hi. This is the qmail-send program at yahoo.com.
I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following
addresses.
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

Sorry it didn't work out. That's beautiful. I haven't felt this grateful since the last time a girl let me down gently.

Thats cool. My uni one isn't that nice:

"Your message is being returned; it has been enqueued and undeliverable
for 12 days to the following recipients:"

Dumbass, I don't actually want it back. If it didnt go through, keep it. Don't flood my inbox with 12 messages, which vary only slightly: eg, "The mail system will continue to try to deliver your message for an additional 6 days." I get the hint already.