NationStates Jolt Archive


It's the question my answer game!

The Imperial Navy
26-11-2004, 15:32
I'm going to start, by giving you an answer, and you must decide the question. When you have given the question, give your answer for the next person to work on!

Example:

Dr. Frankenstein.

Question: what is the name of the man who created Frankensteins monster?

Let's begin!

George Foreman

who wants to go first?
Mekonia
26-11-2004, 15:33
I've got one for you

A. gitt
Sdaeriji
26-11-2004, 15:33
What is George Foreman's son's name?

A side order of fries.
The Imperial Navy
26-11-2004, 15:36
What is George Foreman's son's name?

A side order of fries.

What does Mc donalds usually ask when you order a burger? do you want...


Michael Jackson.
Torching Witches
26-11-2004, 15:36
Name a hit by Fatboy Slim.

Telegraph poles.
The Imperial Navy
26-11-2004, 15:38
Name a hit by Fatboy Slim.

Telegraph poles.

What are the names of the posts, with wires that allow you to use the phone?

Hellecopter.
Torching Witches
26-11-2004, 15:40
What are the names of the posts, with wires that allow you to use the phone?

Hellecopter.

What's one way you could misspell helicopter?

Sacred.
Ruaritania
26-11-2004, 15:44
What is another word for holy?

Umbrellas :p
The Imperial Navy
26-11-2004, 15:44
What's one way you could misspell helicopter?



LOL.

Complete the phrase: when wet, people carry...

David hasselhof.
Kanabia
26-11-2004, 15:44
What do you call a piece of beef in India? (No offence to any Hindu's ;))

Conflagration.
Torching Witches
26-11-2004, 15:45
LOL.

Complete the phrase: in India, cows are...

David hasselhof.

In India, cows are umbrellas? :confused:

Which famous singer/actor is big in Germany?

White spirit.
The Imperial Navy
26-11-2004, 15:46
In India, cows are umbrellas? :confused:

Which famous singer/actor is big in Germany?

White spirit.

What liquid can be used to wipe off paint?

Triceratops.
Kanabia
26-11-2004, 15:47
What liquid can be used to wipe off paint?

Triceratops.

Name one of the horniest dinosaurs.

Michael Jackson.
Torching Witches
26-11-2004, 15:47
Dinosaur with three horns?

Colin Farrell
The Imperial Navy
26-11-2004, 15:49
Name one of the horniest dinosaurs.

Michael Jackson.

Name a well known peodiophile.

Colin Farrell

Name a mean pop show host.

Dragon.
Ruaritania
26-11-2004, 15:52
Dinosaur with three horns?

Colin Farrell


Name an irish actor with a strong dublin accent!

Meteor showers
Torching Witches
26-11-2004, 16:04
Name a mean pop show host.

Man, that's not Colin Farrell, that's Simon Powell. Colin Farrell is an Irish actor who swears a lot.
Torching Witches
26-11-2004, 16:05
Name a well known peodiophile.



Name a mean pop show host.

Dragon.

Kiss of the ...?

First degree burns.
The Imperial Navy
26-11-2004, 16:05
Man, that's not Colin Farrell, that's Simon Powell. Colin Farrell is an Irish actor who swears a lot.

Fuck.. well, I don't know?
Kanabia
26-11-2004, 16:11
Kiss of the ...?

First degree burns.

What happens when you play with it too much?

Yeast Infection.
Druthulhu
26-11-2004, 16:16
What happens when you play with it too much?

Yeast Infection.

What happens when she plays with it too much?

Maria Geopert-Mayer.
Torching Witches
26-11-2004, 16:44
What happens when she plays with it too much?

Maria Geopert-Mayer.

Name someone I've never heard of.

Gibbering wreck.
Kanabia
26-11-2004, 16:52
Name someone I've never heard of.

Gibbering wreck.

What do you call a manic-depressive monkey on crack cocaine?

Twang.
Demented Hamsters
26-11-2004, 16:53
Complete the phrase: when wet, people carry...

David hasselhof.
Really? They carry David Hasselhof when they're wet?
What a strange town you live in.


What does Mc donalds usually ask when you order a burger? do you want...

Michael Jackson.
Certainly makes the concept of a kiddies Happy meal a slightly twisted one.
Druthulhu
26-11-2004, 17:02
What do you call a manic-depressive monkey on crack cocaine?

Twang.

What is another way to misspell "helicopter"?

Dubya.
Torching Witches
26-11-2004, 17:03
What is another way to misspell "helicopter"?

Dubya.

L'Oreal told Andie MacDowell that in the adverts they were going to ... ... very badly.

Pork scratchings
Haken Rider
26-11-2004, 17:07
You... people... are... GODS!

Briliant thread!
Shaed
26-11-2004, 17:09
L'Oreal told Andie MacDowell that in the adverts they were going to ... ... very badly.

Pork scratchings

Q. Itchy pigs?

A: Cheese Midgets.
Kanabia
26-11-2004, 17:10
What is another way to misspell "helicopter"?

LMAO

You... people... are... GODS!

Briliant thread!

What did the tailor that suffered a sewing accident say to the surgeon who stitched him up?

Cellulite.
Kanabia
26-11-2004, 17:11
Q. Itchy pigs?

A: Cheese Midgets.

What is an alternative name for a French Hobbit?

Slapstick.
Shaed
26-11-2004, 17:14
What is an alternative name for a French Hobbit?

Slapstick.

Q: Non-British humour?

A: Ferrets.
Kanabia
26-11-2004, 17:16
Non-British humour?

Ferrets.

What shouldnt you let crawl down your pants?

Splurt.
Torching Witches
26-11-2004, 17:21
Q: Non-British humour?

Um, The Goons, Pink Panther, Mr Bean, Fawlty Towers...
Kanabia
26-11-2004, 17:22
Um, The Goons, Pink Panther, Mr Bean, Fawlty Towers...

w00t! :)
Ruaritania
26-11-2004, 17:22
What shouldnt you let crawl down your pants?

Splurt.


word combination of splash and spurt?!

Friday evenings :D
Kanabia
26-11-2004, 17:26
word combination of splash and spurt?!

Friday evenings :D

What is the worst time to work at a bar?

Slippery-dip
Shaed
26-11-2004, 17:28
What is the worst time to work at a bar?

Slippery-dip

What an intelligent person keeps their child away from at all costs?

magical elixers.
Kanabia
26-11-2004, 17:32
What an intelligent person keeps their child away from at all costs?

magical elixers.

What's something that you can make out of garden shrooms and methylated spirits?

Fizz.
Artamazia
26-11-2004, 17:34
What sound does soda make?

Martha Stewart
Green israel
26-11-2004, 17:36
what woman go lately to jail?

popcorn.
Artamazia
26-11-2004, 17:38
what is the name sound coca-cola make had?

oil.

What is the war in Iraq over?

George W. Bush
Kanabia
26-11-2004, 17:39
what woman go lately to jail?

popcorn.

What's one thing you shouldn't eat raw?

Fish Fingers.
Powerhungry Chipmunks
26-11-2004, 17:39
What is the war in Iraq over?

George W. Bush

Who's hot an sexy?

Algae
Ice Hockey Players
26-11-2004, 17:44
Whose new line of prison jumpsuits is now available at K-Mart just in time for the holidays?

Habanero peppers
Cheese and ice cream
26-11-2004, 17:46
What's one thing you shouldn't eat raw?

Fish Fingers.

what something your glad you don't have?

micro$oft
Artamazia
26-11-2004, 17:46
Who's hot an sexy?

Algae



What is green, squishy and aquatic?

West Nile virus.
Anglolia
26-11-2004, 17:56
What is green, squishy and aquatic?

West Nile virus.

Ebola/Hunter's Disease

naked flame
Kanabia
26-11-2004, 17:57
Ebola/Hunter's Disease

naked flame

My penis is bigger than your shrivelled little worm, see?

Orange Sherbert.
Anglolia
26-11-2004, 18:11
My penis is bigger than your shrivelled little worm, see?

Orange Sherbert.

Something you shove up your nose to the hysteric delight of your friends?

ceramic phallus
Superpower07
26-11-2004, 18:12
Orange Sherbert.
What flavor sherbert you want?

Jon Stewart
TROUSRS
26-11-2004, 18:17
What flavor sherbert you want?

Jon Stewart

The daily show with....


3 headed ninja squirrels
The Tribes Of Longton
26-11-2004, 18:18
Something you shove up your nose to the hysteric delight of your friends?

ceramic phallus
Something people use when they are lonely and in an "exploratory" phase. Ahem.

You eat it upside-down, waving your rubber chicken in glee
The Tribes Of Longton
26-11-2004, 18:20
The daily show with....


3 headed ninja squirrels
Why should the Japanese be allowed to genetically alter rodents
Shaed
27-11-2004, 07:26
Why should the Japanese be allowed to genetically alter rodents

You didn't give the next answer... so, here:

Toasted rodents
Kryogenerica
27-11-2004, 08:05
What's the name of that new punk band??






Well, spiderman loved it!
Green israel
27-11-2004, 10:27
What's the name of that new punk band??






Well, spiderman loved it!
who the idiot who think tites is good Idea?


nothing
The Tribes Of Longton
27-11-2004, 13:29
who the idiot who think tites is good Idea?


nothing
What was in my burger this morning? Hmm, McDonalds?

1337
The Tribes Of Longton
27-11-2004, 13:30
You didn't give the next answer... so, here:

Toasted rodents
Look above my other post
Shaed
27-11-2004, 13:36
Look above my other post

Yeah... sorry... I spotted that after other people had already answered mine *blushes*. Entirely my fault.
The Tribes Of Longton
27-11-2004, 13:55
Yeah... sorry... I spotted that after other people had already answered mine *blushes*. Entirely my fault.
answer it!!!!