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An all new Caption competiton!

The Imperial Navy
26-11-2004, 11:56
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My answer: "AN ELECTION!"

http://images.usatoday.com/life/photos/bush-twins.jpg

My answer: "Please, tell me we're adopted."

http://edition.cnn.com/1999/ALLPOLITICS/stories/12/18/clinton.legal.fees/link.hillary.clinton.jpg

My answer: "Unless you want my husband to do your wife, vote for me in 2008."
The Imperial Navy
26-11-2004, 11:59
Let the bumping begin!
Kellarly
26-11-2004, 12:03
1. No idea, but i got two bucks. that do?

2. Cmon Daddy, tell us, when did mom sleep with the milk man?

3. You looking at me punk?
Lutton
26-11-2004, 12:07
1. A rabid stoat.

2. My Gawd I'm getting fat cheeks!

3. It's me or Jeb Bush in 2008, guys!
Branin
26-11-2004, 12:09
1 Either I am turning demonic, or it is cold and my snot is starting to freeze.

2 I thought we came to see N'sync

3 Damn



What an udignified waste of my 100th post.
The Imperial Navy
26-11-2004, 12:14
What an udignified waste of my 100th post.

I doubt you had any dignity to begin with... :D
Harlesburg
26-11-2004, 12:15
"See Tax cuts do help"

"Its my turn with Daddy"
"Dang its her turn with Daddy tonight"

"Bill get away with those cigars" :D
The Imperial Navy
26-11-2004, 12:27
http://edition.cnn.com/1999/ALLPOLITICS/stories/12/18/clinton.legal.fees/link.hillary.clinton.jpg

"I wonder where Bill's gone..."
Greedy Pig
26-11-2004, 13:51
2. Daddy's going to give me Iraq for Christmas
Petsburg
26-11-2004, 13:57
1. "got any snow?"

2. "daddy, got any booze?"

3. "He did not do anything with that woman"
Sdaeriji
26-11-2004, 13:59
1. Anyone else wanna go in on a large pepperoni?
The Imperial Navy
26-11-2004, 14:15
;)
I V Stalin
26-11-2004, 14:21
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A man? I thought man evolved from monkeys, not the other way round?


http://images.usatoday.com/life/photos/bush-twins.jpg


It's no good praying. Even God can't change the American election results.

http://edition.cnn.com/1999/ALLPOLITICS/stories/12/18/clinton.legal.fees/link.hillary.clinton.jpg


Hillary's not impressed with the journalist asking if she'll have an affair should she become President.
The Imperial Navy
26-11-2004, 14:23
Not bad... Not bad at all.
The Imperial Navy
26-11-2004, 14:24
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Mr. Bush shows off the money he made from ENRON shares.
I V Stalin
26-11-2004, 14:27
Not bad... Not bad at all.
Damn, on the last caption competition thread, I got a :D
The Imperial Navy
26-11-2004, 14:27
Damn, on the last caption competition thread, I got a :D
If it makes you happy... :D
Brittanic States
26-11-2004, 14:30
http://edition.cnn.com/1999/ALLPOLITICS/stories/12/18/clinton.legal.fees/link.hillary.clinton.jpg
I sucked, but I did not swallow
EricTheRed
26-11-2004, 14:43
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Ah man, my balls itch.
EricTheRed
26-11-2004, 14:45
http://images.usatoday.com/life/photos/bush-twins.jpg
The Serenity Prayer
Sanctaphrax
26-11-2004, 14:54
2) How could he win? He was so bad WE voted for Kerry.
Kellarly
26-11-2004, 14:58
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Mr. Bush shows off the money he made from ENRON shares.

30 seconds later lawyers confiscate it to give to disgruntled workers :D
Jeruselem
26-11-2004, 15:37
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My answer: "Bush rallies the faithful to help pay for the US foreign debt"

http://images.usatoday.com/life/photos/bush-twins.jpg

My answer: "I hope Dad gives us more pocket money"

http://edition.cnn.com/1999/ALLPOLITICS/stories/12/18/clinton.legal.fees/link.hillary.clinton.jpg

My answer: "I wonder what Bill is doing in Nevada?"
The Imperial Navy
26-11-2004, 15:38
Heh heh heh... I think this is going well... :D
Tropical Montana
26-11-2004, 15:41
1. This is how much money the average american can hope to receive from my tax cuts.

1. THIS is the God I worship.

1. Due to SNAFUs with the electronic voting system, next election we will be using these as ballots.
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2. Thank God we can't be drafted.

2. Thank God Daddy is still president so we can get into more trouble without any consequences.

2. Thank God our heads are as empty as our father's. Otherwise we would have to commit hara kiri for our family's honor.
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3. Cuckolded wives of the world UNITE!

3. At least my husband could get it up for a woman, unlike our current president who only gets a hard on for piles of war profits.

3. Remember that all great female leaders were UGLY.
Piquantrax
26-11-2004, 16:00
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Bush: Most mexicans on my farm approve their wage of $2, why can't everybody else be like them. I mean I've spent all of the educational budget on my war. I gotta get money somehow.

Bush: I mean cmon, Jenna's showed her titties for less.