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I am currently valued at £23,000.

Come back every so often, value me again, and see how my worth decreases with time!

I am currently valued at £23,000.

Come back every so often, value me again, and see how my worth decreases with time!

ahhh i see what your doing actually i dont can i have a couple of thousand of your value?

ahhh i see what your doing actually i dont can i have a couple of thousand of your value?

No. But you can knock a couple of thousand off - I'm now worth £21,000.

I knock 21,000 off.

I knock 21,000 off.

too cruel! Put it back! :rolleyes:

No. But you can knock a couple of thousand off - I'm now worth £21,000.

i can knock you off?? thats just wrong :p:D

You can't even give me away! You now have to start paying people to take me off your hands! I'll give you a ton! (£100 to the uninitiated)

If you go into negetive equity, does that mean you can auction parts of yoursef off to pay off you debt?

If you go into negetive equity, does that mean you can auction parts of yoursef off to pay off you debt?

MR G Best has just put in a bid for his liver :D

MR G Best has just put in a baid for his liver :D

LOL! :D

Im really not following but the other crap youve posted has been inspirational :rolleyes:

Im really not following but the other crap youve posted has been inspirational :rolleyes:

Well, do you want to buy my crap, then? I'll can it for ya.

Well, do you want to buy my crap, then? I'll can it for ya.

is that a can of ass then? or woopass? or one of those tinned curries from sainsburys :D

Allright, this is going to sound really really stupid. How do I post a new thread? I've done it before, but I can't remember how or where. I blame this complete lack of intellignece on sleep deprivation. I feel so stupid. :(

I refuse!! Instead I'm gonna knock you up..




(woah, like totally double meaning)

Scroll up to the top of the general forum screen, on the right you will see the little icon called 'New Post'. I think you know the rest...

Allright, this is going to sound really really stupid. How do I post a new thread? I've done it before, but I can't remember how or where. I blame this complete lack of intellignece on sleep deprivation. I feel so stupid. :(

what kel said

what kel said

yeah, what kel said.

yeah, what kel said.

what TW said..

Are you depreciated enough yet and , if so, can we drag you away and sell you for scrap? :p

Are you depreciated enough yet and , if so, can we drag you away and sell you for scrap? :p

Well, unfortunately, the scrap merchants have to pay for putting me in landfill, so you have to pay them for taking me off your hands. It's also illegal to dump me. It'll cost you £1500. Sorry.

Well, unfortunately, the scrap merchants have to pay for putting me in landfill, so you have to pay them for taking me off your hands. It's also illegal to dump me. It'll cost you £1500. Sorry.

can i sell you to medical resurch and make a nice little profit?

You can increase your self value, get a good haircut, trim your nose hair, speak with a rich snobbish tone, get yourself at least one good suit that people can see and think your a self-made man, wear contact lens instead of your 10 inch thick glasses, Get a decent education or at least fake a degree paper, when you go out bring your mother along so you look like a good man and better if you can bring a friend who looks like a supermodel from far. (Make sure she stays far).

hello

You can increase your self value, get a good haircut, trim your nose hair, speak with a rich snobbish tone, get yourself at least one good suit that people can see and think your a self-made man, wear contact lens instead of your 10 inch thick glasses, Get a decent education or at least fake a degree paper, when you go out bring your mother along so you look like a good man and better if you can bring a friend who looks like a supermodel from far. (Make sure she stays far).


Nononono ... you'll finish up looking like Hugh Grant! :eek:

Nononono ... you'll finish up looking like Hugh Grant! :eek:

You ain't getting me up no hill, foo'

i buy u for £20 torching witches

i buy u for £20

You ain't gonna use me for no corrupt apocalypse or nuthin' are ya, AC?

r u female or male if iam not wrong u r female Torching Witches

I refuse!! Instead I'm gonna knock you up..




(woah, like totally double meaning)

Wouldnt stop you though would it?

You can increase your self value, get a good haircut, trim your nose hair, speak with a rich snobbish tone, get yourself at least one good suit that people can see and think your a self-made man, wear contact lens instead of your 10 inch thick glasses, Get a decent education or at least fake a degree paper, when you go out bring your mother along so you look like a good man and better if you can bring a friend who looks like a supermodel from far. (Make sure she stays far).


Nononono ... you'll finish up looking like Hugh Grant! :eek:

hello Torching Witches do u ever read ur telegram

hello Torching Witches do u ever read ur telegram

Yes. Figure it out for yourself.

do u go to school what name is it

do u go to school what name is it

I left school a long time ago.

Rather than paying to scrap you I suggest we form a consortium and have shares in you. Then we can redevelop you and rent out space to yuppie ideas that are looking for an upmarket eye front property to call their own.

Rather than paying to scrap you I suggest we form a consortium and have shares in you. Then we can redevelop you and rent out space to yuppie ideas that are looking for an upmarket eye front property to call their own.

Who are you going to rent my arse out to? Be careful with that, won't you?

Who are you going to rent my arse out to? Be careful with that, won't you?
No no, just brain space. A sort of gentrification project for dynamic upmarket ideas to find a home :)

No no, just brain space. A sort of gentrification project for dynamic upmarket ideas to find a home :)

Yeah, there's a lot of empty space up there. Better get cleaning out the cobwebs.

Yeah, there's a lot of empty space up there. Better get cleaning out the cobwebs.
:D

Yeah, there's a lot of empty space up there. Better get cleaning out the cobwebs.
hah :D