NationStates Jolt Archive


Christmas AIM Conversation

Brittanic States
26-11-2004, 00:03
ghettopettingzoo: whats up dog
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.

So, have you been naughty or nice?

ghettopettingzoo: naughty
SantaClaus: Oh dear! Well, there is still time to get on my good list. When you do I will have a special free gift here for you on Dec. 22. Now type menu to see the fun and games the elves have put together for you.

ghettopettingzoo: penis
SantaClaus: I don't respond to that kind of language.
A lump of coal for you.


ghettopettingzoo: i fucked mrs. claus
SantaClaus: My goodness. You've earned another lump of coal. I'm sorry but this is the last warning and lump of coal I can promise you. Any more cursing and I'll have to stop talking to you. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.


ghettopettingzoo: ur sister is a whore
SantaClaus: That's quite enough. The elves have terminated our conversation. You are welcome to come back again later if you clean up your act.


ghettopettingzoo: fuck u sanata fuck u and ur pasty ass wife
SantaClaus: Santa has returned to his workshop and is offline. You can come back later in the day and speak with him again.
Tuesday Heights
26-11-2004, 00:16
That's odd, when I cursed at the AIM Santa for the hell of it, it didn't terminate my conversation... it just directed me to AOL Help. :confused:
Superpower07
26-11-2004, 00:28
Roflmao