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Seduce a gay character to achieve his mission (whatever that may be)?

I'm bumping this thread 'cause there's apparent interest in things Bond-related today.

Yes. But he would kill him afterward a la Day of the Jackal

Seduce a gay character to achieve his mission (whatever that may be)?
No because gay men rarely have the information needed to save the world :P

Seduce a gay character to achieve his mission (whatever that may be)?

He would probably think of some clever way to avoid having to do that.

Yes. But he would kill him afterward a la Day of the Jackal
If he killed him before hand wouldnt it be a bigger crowd pleaser?

James Bond is a closet homosexual - he´s DO such things.

yes but only if he got to be dominant
no giving oral
no receiving anal
hmmmm that could be rather problematic considering the type of man who usually has info that could save the world

so i guess if he HAD to.....

Yes, the man is a professional, during mission he would do anything, but, different from the bond girls, he would not have sex again just 4 fun once the world is saved.

I'll agree with you there, Ashmoria. He'd have be the top...after all, he's JAMES BOND!

Lol

Yes, the man is a professional, during mission he would do anything, but, different from the bond girls, he would not have sex again just 4 fun once the world is saved.


Yes, the gay encounter would no doubt be with either an evil hench-thingy or 'someone in the know'...in either case, they'd be dead before the end of the flick. I'd be awfully surprised if they'd let Bond get into any hot 'n' heavy man-to-man action as the credits begin to roll...

LOL

Yes, the gay encounter would no doubt be with either an evil hench-thingy or 'someone in the know'...in either case, they'd be dead before the end of the flick. I'd be awfully surprised if they'd let Bond get into any hot 'n' heavy man-to-man action as the credits begin to roll...

LOL
ya but what if the gay guy were played by johnny depp or ben affleck or colin farrel
id pay to watch that!

Crap no! What're you thinking? He'd get a body double to do it.

Then he'd kill the gay man!

ya but what if the gay guy were played by johnny depp or ben affleck or colin farrel
id pay to watch that!

Good Lord, who wouldn't? Okay, then who'd be the Bond? I still wouldn't kick Pierce Brosnan out of bed, btw...

bump

What is it with this board today? It's clogged with either threads about Bond or threads about dictators. Can't you guys just click the 'reply' button rather than continually starting new posts?

One almost wishes for the old days when all we used to talk about was whether christianity was evil or not.

What is it with this board today? It's clogged with either threads about Bond or threads about dictators. Can't you guys just click the 'reply' button rather than continually starting new posts?

One almost wishes for the old days when all we used to talk about was whether christianity was evil or not.

Shiver me timbers, Sean O Mac...pirates can't live on ecumenical discourse alone, arrr...!