Eutrusca
25-11-2004, 16:42
In school one day the teacher decided that in science
class she would teach about materials. So she stood in
the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could
have one raw material in the world what would it be?"
Little Stevie raised his hand and said "I would want
gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could
buy a Porsche."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie. Little
Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is
worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny.
Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon."
The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"
He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of
it and you should see all the sports cars outside our
house!!
class she would teach about materials. So she stood in
the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could
have one raw material in the world what would it be?"
Little Stevie raised his hand and said "I would want
gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could
buy a Porsche."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie. Little
Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is
worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny.
Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon."
The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"
He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of
it and you should see all the sports cars outside our
house!!