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Do you hate me? Heres your chance to tell me, and why, and I will provide witty (and not-so witty) repartees.

Its your lucky day!

What are the rules of Hate Club?

Do you hate me? Heres your chance to tell me, and why, and I will provide witty (and not-so witty) repartees.

Its your lucky day!

Yar!

You just broke the first rule.

*Kicks Brittanic States in the balls*

But you can talk about Hate Club as much as you like ;)

What, so noone hates me? Damn. I was looking forward to a good bit of insult slinging.

Guess I have to go outside again tomorrow. :(

i love you! :fluffle:

Aww, thats...HEY!

What does this look like, a love club?

j/k :D

Aww, thats...HEY!

What does this look like, a love club?

j/k :Dsorry, i just never seem to get the hang of these hate threads

Thats OK. Its a bit sad that when I start a hate thread all I get is love. It's not fair :(

i think that's nice, if i started a hate thread for me i'd get loads of people posting mean things! :(

Hey, Kanabia, I hate you!

Well, I don't, but you seemed to be getting fed up that no one had yet said it, so there you go :D

Hey, Kanabia, I hate you!

Well, I don't, but you seemed to be getting fed up that no one had yet said it, so there you go :D

Ha, you're from Belfast!!!

I just mentioned before that I want to go there and run down the main streets draped in only a British flag.

i think that's nice, if i started a hate thread for me i'd get loads of people posting mean things! :(

Pfft, everyone likes you.

Ha, you're from Belfast!!!

I just mentioned before that I want to go there and run down the main streets draped in only a British flag.
LOL! Good for you! Why not bring a mate draped in the tricolour and run down the street hand in hand to show the bigoted twats in this country that we can live in peace and harmony? In fact, sod that, it would just be good for a laugh :D

LOL! Good for you! Why not bring a mate draped in the tricolour and run down the street hand in hand to show the bigoted twats in this country that we can live in peace and harmony? In fact, sod that, it would just be good for a laugh :D

ROFL!!

That's an excellent idea. Then when people start throwing jibes, i'll shout back in an Aussie accent and really confuse 'em :D

I can't remember whether I hate you or not...guess I really need that coffee...*yawn*

I can't remember whether I hate you or not...guess I really need that coffee...*yawn*

Hmm, I can't remember whether I hate you either. Probably not, because I don't really hate anyone. Much.

So introduce yourself again so I can either say that you're cool or make snide comments about your upbringing.

While I disagree with some of your views, I don't think I hate you........

While I disagree with some of your views, I don't think I hate you........

How dare you disagree! :mad:

j/k :)


To be honest, I really expected a couple of people to take some stabs at me or something. Oh well. Can't complain.

Ok, its weak but I'll take a shot: You're dumb and boring and make me mad at Australians. Yes, its weak but when you hate yourself the most of anyone, its hard to not use recycled ideas that you used on yourself.

Ok, its weak but I'll take a shot: You're dumb and boring and make me mad at Australians. Yes, its weak but when you hate yourself the most of anyone, its hard to not use recycled ideas that you used on yourself.

Nah, it didnt have the impact to get through to my "i'm insulted" complex :p

But surely, theres something (not just someone) that you hate more than yourself?

Like, oh, I don't know, one of these.

http://www.fadeeva.com/Beasts/stuffed_goat.jpg

Dont you just want to drop-kick it?

No, those just anoy me, I still hate myself the most. Many of the other people in the world are a close second.

Stand up...if you love Kana!

You're an Aussie, you must be a convict. I hate convicts!


NOTE: Nothing said here is meant to be taken seriously.

No, those just anoy me, I still hate myself the most. Many of the other people in the world are a close second.

I'm afraid to ask why, but umm...

yeah.

Chin up. :)

If this is my first time at Hate Club, do I have to Hate?
:P

You're an Aussie, you must be a convict. I hate convicts!


NOTE: Nothing said here is meant to be taken seriously.

Well..umm...

You're an idiot, and I hate idiots. *Kicks Sanctaphrax in the balls*. And your mother smells funny.

If this is my first time at Hate Club, do I have to Hate?
:P

*Kicks Shasoria in the balls*

Rule one of Hate Club, you do not ask stupid questions.
Rule two of Hate Club, you do NOT ask stupid questions.

:D

I'm afraid to ask why, but umm...

yeah.

Chin up. :)



What do you mean "ask why?" I hate myself, end of story. Why, well its a very odd reason and I'd prefer to disclose it. I didn't used to but since I became a teenager, it's gotten worse. Oh ya, Australias weird.

What do you mean "ask why?" I hate myself, end of story. Why, well its a very odd reason and I'd prefer to disclose it. I didn't used to but since I became a teenager, it's gotten worse. Oh ya, Australias weird.

Uh, I have a hunch, but if you don't want to talk about it, *shrugs*

Well..umm...

You're an idiot, and I hate idiots. *Kicks Sanctaphrax in the balls*. And your mother smells funny.
Oooh.
Fine, be like that you drunk, smelly.... Australian!!!

Oooh.
Fine, be like that you drunk, smelly.... Australian!!!

Well umm...you're...British?

Well umm...you're...British?
well firstly no he isn't, and secondly, what is wrong with being a Brit?

Meh? who are you Kanabia? Aren't you that Communist sympathist?
Can't remember you from any other threads though.

Nah, no need to hate. I respect your views as your views. Just hope you have a fun time working for the government.

well firstly no he isn't, and secondly, what is wrong with being a Brit?

Firstly, whoopsee, secondly, this: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/rainbowkidsshow.html

well firstly no he isn't, and secondly, what is wrong with being a Brit?

What is wrong with being a Brit? Not much, just that irritating habit of pronoucing 'Canada' as 'Cana-Der'.

Drives me nuts. Well, it drives me nuttier than I already am, I suppose...

Oops, I've inadvertently hijacked Kanabia's thread.

Sorry!

Meh? who are you Kanabia? Aren't you that Communist sympathist?
Can't remember you from any other threads though.

Nah, no need to hate. I respect your views as your views. Just hope you have a fun time working for the government.

Sortof. But i'm not a statist-communist. I believe in working for ourselves, not the government ;)

Uh, I have a hunch, but if you don't want to talk about it, *shrugs*


Sorry, I'm at school and it was lunch time, so I had to go. What is your "hunch"?

What is wrong with being a Brit? Not much, just that irritating habit of pronoucing 'Canada' as 'Cana-Der'.

Drives me nuts. Well, it drives me nuttier than I already am, I suppose...

Oops, I've inadvertently hijacked Kanabia's thread.

Sorry!

pfft. Highjack it all you like.

So...how about them...aww shit, the sun is rising. I should go to bed. :p

Sorry, I'm at school and it was lunch time, so I had to go. What is your "hunch"?

Don't take offence, but are you gay?

What are the rules of Hate Club?
The first rule of Hate Club is you do not talk about Hate Club. The second rule of Hate Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Hate Club, someone yells 'stop', goes limp, taps out, the hate is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to hate. Fifth rule, one hate at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, hate will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Hate Club, you have to hate.

Don't take offence, but are you gay?


I knew you were going to say that. No, I'm not although sometimes I think I might be bisexual but I doubt that has anything to do with it.

Rule 1: Don't talk about Hate Club.


But you can talk about Hate Club as much as you like ;)

We've already been there ;)

I knew you were going to say that. No, I'm not although sometimes I think I might be bisexual but I doubt that has anything to do with it.

Alright then. I used to hate myself as well (no, i'm not gay either...it was for other reasons, moving around a lot, not having any friends, etc.) but I got over it...I eventually realised that I was being an idiot and my reasoning was stupid. Then life improved. I'm not saying your situation is stupid, whatever it may be, but depression like that can be overcome on your own.

*hisses at sunlight coming through window* Cya all.

Alright then. I used to hate myself as well (no, i'm not gay either...it was for other reasons, moving around a lot, not having any friends, etc.) but I got over it...I eventually realised that I was being an idiot and my reasoning was stupid. Then life improved. I'm not saying your situation is stupid, whatever it may be, but depression like that can be overcome on your own.

*hisses at sun* Cya all.



I was joking about being bisexual, just to see if you thought that might be a reason but I get your point. It's not the things around me in my life that make me hate myself, its the person I've become.

The first rule of Hate Club is you do not talk about Hate Club. The second rule of Hate Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Hate Club, someone yells 'stop', goes limp, taps out, the hate is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to hate. Fifth rule, one hate at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, hate will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Hate Club, you have to hate.
Thank you. man that took fucking ages, why do i bother setting up lines?

Thank you. man that took fucking ages, why do i bother setting up lines?

You didn't read my reply and numerous references to Fight Club, did you? I got the joke :p

I hate you, your a Commie Leftist that ought to be shot.

Now, really, was that okay?

Dirty pinko. :mad:

Um..um.... *hides from the hypocrisy*

See, it's not working, because you're not sincere. Instead of a hate club, this is my own little love shack. That's not fair. Every important person has a hate club. :( Thanks a lot guys.

Oh well. Loveshack it is. :D

*kicks Kanabia really hard in the shin* convict!!

only j/k :fluffle:

*kicks Kanabia really hard in the shin* convict!!

only j/k :fluffle:

Owww, that hurt.

*Spills beer on Tinks head*

:D

Owww, that hurt.

*Spills beer on Tinks head*

:D
:( *cries*

i think that's nice, if i started a hate thread for me i'd get loads of people posting mean things! :(
I love you :fluffle:

Fun init :D

I hate you Kanabia for once being a cabbage patch girl :p

I love you :fluffle:

Fun init :D

I hate you Kanabia for once being a cabbage patch girl :p
yay! :D

:fluffle: i love you too!

Ha, you're from Belfast!!!

I just mentioned before that I want to go there and run down the main streets draped in only a British flag.



Pfft, everyone likes you.
Better off with the republican flag really

yay! :D

:fluffle: i love you too!
Sweet

:( *cries*

Dont cry, now you smell like me. And thats a good thing. I think.


I hate you Kanabia for once being a cabbage patch girl

And I hate you 'cause you're one of them wooly moofs. :p

Nah, it didnt have the impact to get through to my "i'm insulted" complex :p

But surely, theres something (not just someone) that you hate more than yourself?

Like, oh, I don't know, one of these.

http://www.fadeeva.com/Beasts/stuffed_goat.jpg

Dont you just want to drop-kick it?
That goat is worth a kicking bit like the blackcaps :D

Sortof. But i'm not a statist-communist. I believe in working for ourselves, not the government ;)
Bullshit the idea of a Joey-hopper working bah humbug

Bullshit the idea of a Joey-hopper working bah humbug

Huh? I thought it was you guys who came here to get the dole? LOL

The first rule of Hate Club is you do not talk about Hate Club. The second rule of Hate Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Hate Club, someone yells 'stop', goes limp, taps out, the hate is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to hate. Fifth rule, one hate at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, hate will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Hate Club, you have to hate.
Also a fight club thing is in their somewhere not sure exactly where but it sounds almost familiar

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=376632

Huh? I thought it was you guys who came here to get the dole? LOL
Nah just the cheap slags you call ladies.
We send samoans over though.
But seriously everytime a Kiwi goes to live in Australia it increases the IQ of both nations :p

Nah just the cheap slags you call ladies.
We send samoans over though.
But seriously everytime a Kiwi goes to live in Australia it increases the IQ of both nations :p

HAHA, you've been lied to. We don't have ladies over here.