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If you could say one thing to George W. Bush, what would it be?

I would tell him to die and rot in his Conservative Republican grave. :mp5:

Nicely done.

But I'd also have to add...

Now watch your back for Cheney cause that's one evil sumbitch! :sniper:

"Why don't you grab an AK and go fight your own war, bitch."

I would say to him as I pointed in some randon direction, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" and then sock him. Then I would say, "That's for fucking up the 2000 election." Then I would have to do similar acts against him for invading Iraq, cutting taxes, signing the Patriot Act, being friends with Ken Lay, leaving Afghanistan in lousy shape, flipping off American workers by keeping that tax loophole that benefits corporations for shipping jobs overseas on the books, etc...and this was about if i could say ONE thing to him, so maybe i would just...ah, fuck it; why would I want to talk to Dubya?

"Hey, want a pretzel?"

"Hey, want a pretzel?"

mwahahaha! Did anybody else get the reference? :D

"can I push the big red button?"

I would personally tell him that he is unfit for president because he choked on a pretzel and is gay because he wants to rape america...and the hurricanes this year were entirely his fault...

What is wrong with you people?

Bush doesnt deserve words, I would spit in his eye or on his shoe.

What are you afraid of, Mr. President?

"Hey, want a pretzel?"

heh.

something along the lines of "thanks for fucking up america so I can inherit it when I'm an adult!" that would be a summary instead of going through all the shit he did.

"Good on Ya!"

I'd say: "I really admire you Bush, you've set a new standard for us tyrants!"

Bush doesnt deserve words, I would spit in his eye or on his shoe.

Ditto

Read the Bible, God is not on your side.

"Mr Bush, do you sleep easy? Knowing that your government is a whore?"

mwahahaha! Did anybody else get the reference? :D
nope please explain :(

'give me billion pounds for free'

"Fuck off, you roughneck warmonger!"

“If you are president, just think of what I can become.”

[QUOTE=Dresophila Prime]and the hurricanes this year were entirely his fault...QUOTE]

LOL

i'm not sure he'd understand anything anyone says to him unless it incudes the phrases like 'It was us versus them and it was clear who the them was. Today we are not so sure who they are but we know they're there'.

What happened? (http://movies10.archive.org/3/movies/BrainTenYrs/BrainTenYrs.mov)

You'll need quicktime to view it, but it's kinda disturbing...

Who ties your shoelaces?

:p Was your Momma a monkey?

"It's pronounced NU-CLE-AR!"

“If you are president, just think of what I can become.”


This is just fantastic and sooo true...but do you have a bunch of rich people backing you?
As I just saw the Manturian Candidate last night (great film) maybe he's just a sleeper in the white house?

Mr. Bush, thank-you for trying to take away my right to marry the most beautiful, intelligent, and loving woman in the world because you've prejudged my homosexuality as being evil. Thanks, God.

Mr. Bush,

Rescue US out of their economic crisis, establish peace and unity in Iraq.

And you'll go down in history as possibly one of the greatest Presidents of US.

If not, well... the critics we're right.

*Austrian accent"

"You hate your mother, don't you?"

Misunderestimate Is Not A Word

I´d say:

"MEIN FUHRER, I CAN WALK!" and then start hugging him like crazy!

i would just defecate in front of him... hopefully it would be a lousy and smelly one...

oh, and maybe i would say: "THAT's a WMD, you dumbass", but i think it would ruin my concentration...

If you could say one thing to George W. Bush, what would it be?
I'd tell him to invade Iran and the rogue state of Canada.

"Thank you, Sir, for restoring my faith in my Country!" :D

Something to the extent of: "Ignore all these people. They don't know what the fuck they're talking about."

I would say to him as I pointed in some randon direction, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" and then sock him. Then I would say, "That's for fucking up the 2000 election." Then I would have to do similar acts against him for invading Iraq, cutting taxes, signing the Patriot Act, being friends with Ken Lay, leaving Afghanistan in lousy shape, flipping off American workers by keeping that tax loophole that benefits corporations for shipping jobs overseas on the books, etc...and this was about if i could say ONE thing to him, so maybe i would just...ah, fuck it; why would I want to talk to Dubya?

Here here!

"On your views of homosexuality...do you see America as a woman, or a man? Because you just fucked up our United States!"

"Has Osama congratulated you yet?"

You're FIRED!

Fight for Miguel Estrada

I'd ask him if those really ARE his ears.

I would find some great, simple little Bible quote from Jesus that would show just how unChristian/un-Jesus-like his policies are. That would affect him most.

wave my arms wildly and go booga booga booga and confuse him

Offer to do a line with him

"Hey, want a pretzel?"
ROFLMAO

I'd prolly say to him "You forgot Poland!"

What makes you think God supports you?
or
Thank you I shall now move to another country because this one is now messed up.
or
:headbang: ow :sniper: :mp5:
or
Can i have a big red button for Christmas ;) (I'm not evil...ok i am :gundge: :mp5: muhahaha)
or
What psyceatric disorder do you suffer from?
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Why are we in charge of monerting the world.
or
Lets steal the infidels (no offence people that bush defines as infidels) oil even though it would be cheaper/better for eviroment to fund hydregen engines.
or
When i was young i was proud to be an american
or
Sir why fight for the middle class when you make it so jobs can easliy be outsourced.
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#@%!$#%$#...^%@$#$%@! you and your supporters.
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I hate you.
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Do rich people need tax cuts when they have 5 houses and 10 cars?
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There is a WMD stockpile in Russia why not push for faster disarmament? they have no oil!!!!!!!
or
i can give him a monkey as a girlfriend.
or
you have sumthing behind you ear...its a whole car!!!!
or
MONKEYS ARE STEALING THE OIL!!!
or
Who did you get your acent from no one else in your family has one.
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Human rights are important this once fine country was built on them, it is why we had a good economy, and now the economy is failing...... connect the dots.

...

When i was young i was proud to be an american

...



That is so true.

I'd probably say that, or the pretzle thing.

Or what I wanted to protest his rally with: "Go back to Daddy, Shrub. Bushes belong in Texas, not the White House!"

When I voted for you the first time, I thought you had the possibility for intelligent, good decisions that wouldn't make America the enemy and send people to die in worthless battles for causes they don't even know.

When I was younger, I was a fool.

What happened? (http://movies10.archive.org/3/movies/BrainTenYrs/BrainTenYrs.mov)

You'll need quicktime to view it, but it's kinda disturbing...

Yeah. I actually remember some of that earlier stuff from when I was in high school. It makes me wonder.

What the hell were you smoking when you traded Sammy Sosa, and can you hook me up with an ounce of it?

I'd say:

"Thanks for doing a great job."

I would say, "Holy crap, a terrorist!", then kick him in the nuts. And then beat him with a club. Then take his mangled, bloody body, and sove it into a wall, and say while slamming his head into said wall repeatedly, "Why the f**k did you invade Iraq?!? What is your real f**king reason, b*tch?!?". Then I'd go and rant some more about all the other things that b*stard has f**ked up. By the end, he'd be a ruined, gorey corpse. And I'd feel so, oh so much better.

I get emotional about this at times, if you couldn't tell.

So...how long did it take your daughter to read The Hungry Caterpillar...to you?

Dear President Shrub,

My mom and her partner would like to get married. You seem to think that's really really icky and anyone who's anti my mom is on my shit list.
I don't like you and hope you trip and fall down a flight of stairs.


Dylan

Jesus loves everyone, except YOU !

Your performance as President of the United States has inspired my to dedicate my life to politics.

I´d say:

"MEIN FUHRER, I CAN WALK!" and then start hugging him like crazy!
Perfect! Dr. Stangelove was an oddly wonderful movie indeed. Except it's spelled führer. Or fuehrer if you can not add the umlaut.

I would say, "Holy crap, a terrorist!", then kick him in the nuts. And then beat him with a club. Then take his mangled, bloody body, and sove it into a wall, and say while slamming his head into said wall repeatedly, "Why the f**k did you invade Iraq?!? What is your real f**king reason, b*tch?!?". Then I'd go and rant some more about all the other things that b*stard has f**ked up. By the end, he'd be a ruined, gorey corpse. And I'd feel so, oh so much better.

I get emotional about this at times, if you couldn't tell.

Its a federal crime to threaten to kill the president. :) Just thought you might like to know.

i would probably say nothing. i would be too ashamed of the wasted opputunity because i don't own a sword (i think guns are dishonorable).

but if i did say something, it would not be anything i would want my mum to hear me say ;)

Its a federal crime to threaten to kill the president. :) Just thought you might like to know.
Crap...and with the PATRIOT Act they probably know where I live. Well, to be fair, I wasn't threatening to kill the President, I was just saying I'd like to... After all, the Secret Service is here to protect the interests of the Treasurey, not the President, perhaps that'll give me a little protection...

"It's an honor to meet you, sir. I hope you keep up the good work, although we need to have a discussion on illegal immigration..."
Not sarcasm, by the way. Liberal morons.

"How dare you threaten war to defend your way of life, when your way of life depends on so many people bending over for you?"

Actually I wouldn't say that. I'd get someone else to think of something really exhaustive, concise and witty.

If you could say one thing to George W. Bush, what would it be?


"You can please all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but you can't please all of the people all of the time."

If everyone likes you, you're not being real. Real people engender real dislike, hatred, or anger from those who disagree with them. Case in point: this thread. ;)

Liberal morons.
I think the worst thing you can criticise liberals for is idealistic naivety. Not so Conservatives.

If everyone likes you, you're not being real. Real people engender real dislike, hatred, or anger from those who disagree with them. Case in point: this thread. ;)
Very true. I think, though, that as self-styled "leader of the free world" the president of the US of A shouldn't have the luxury of being a "real" person.

http://awesomehouse.com/matrix/images1/trin-c.jpg
Dodge this.

(bonus points cause he dodged frontline combat service!)

Very true. I think, though, that as self-styled "leader of the free world" the president of the US of A shouldn't have the luxury of being a "real" person.

I agree. Bring in the Presidential Simulacrum!

I'd have to say; thank you mr. president, for starting America down the right path again - you stumbled a few times getting here, but your headed the right way

Mr. President, I really disagree with you on the decision to invade Iraq, and here's why...

And that's where I pull sock him in the face.

Note: I am a hardcore, diehard conservative living in the second-reddest of the red states, so I am not sarcastic in any of this.

"Mr. President, thank you for serving as Commander-in-Chief as well as you have. Now, please stop being a centrist and choose what's right for America: Getting us out of the UN, a full-scale invasion of France, and the outlawing of PETA and the ACLU. Oh, and put the Boy Scouts of America on the government payroll. And secure the border better. My town is too overrun with Mexicans who aren't even citizens. Thank you for your time, and I wish you the best of luck."

Note: I am a hardcore, diehard conservative living in the second-reddest of the red states, so I am not sarcastic in any of this.

"Mr. President, thank you for serving as Commander-in-Chief as well as you have. Now, please stop being a centrist and choose what's right for America: Getting us out of the UN, a full-scale invasion of France, and the outlawing of PETA and the ACLU. Oh, and put the Boy Scouts of America on the government payroll. And secure the border better. My town is too overrun with Mexicans who aren't even citizens. Thank you for your time, and I wish you the best of luck."

Not even the teensiest bit sarcastic? I don't believe you.

LOL

Not even the teensiest bit sarcastic? I don't believe you.

LOL
I believe we should leave the UN

I believe we should leave the UN

LOL

You guys haven't paid your UN dues since the Carter administration - !

Really - !

I guess we could play host nation, we could re-purpose the Expo '67 and '76 Olympics sites in Montreal for a new UN without you. No problem.

I think Trump would buy up and convert the current UN building to a casino/hotel complex.

I'd ask him how often he chokes on pretzels

President Bush

well, i think I'd say, "well, thanks for being a moron, but at least you're not Kerry"

Not even the teensiest bit sarcastic? I don't believe you.

LOL

Not at all sarcastic. I am a hardcore conservative. Always have been. Always will be. Or, if I couldn't talk to him, I'd like to shake his hand and say "Hello, Mr. President."

If you were truly conservative then you'd see the problem in supporting a neoconservative through his extremely competent attempts to secure enemies for us to fight.

"You make me thankful that I was born Canadian... Redneck asshole..."

Do you think your daughters would be interested in a Ménage-à-trois?

Standby Mode To 'amber'

"Hey bush! whats the current terror alert level?"

Answer: "Burgandy."

Do you think your daughters would be interested in a Ménage-à-trois?
best answer yet

Something like

"Hey asshole!"

or

"Where are the other monkeys?"

or

"Can we be the next country you'll invade?"

or

"What is the fifty-first state? England, the Netherlands, Australia, Iraq or what?"

or

"Damn you're ugly! You remind me of George Walker Bush."

Do you think your daughters would be interested in a Ménage-à-trois?

You'd really need to ask? ;) :D

What is the fifty-first state? England, the Netherlands, Australia, Iraq or what?

You forgot Poland!

I'd say....or sing.."happy boorthday to youuu. happy boorthday to youuu. Happy boorthday....mr president...happy boorthday to you"
Just ashame ur not like Clinton, we cuda had some fun
:gundge: :gundge: :gundge: :gundge: :gundge: :gundge: :gundge:

"Mr. President, Put that banana down."

I would say, "Holy crap, a terrorist!", then kick him in the nuts. And then beat him with a club. Then take his mangled, bloody body, and sove it into a wall, and say while slamming his head into said wall repeatedly, "Why the f**k did you invade Iraq?!? What is your real f**king reason, b*tch?!?". Then I'd go and rant some more about all the other things that b*stard has f**ked up. By the end, he'd be a ruined, gorey corpse. And I'd feel so, oh so much better.

I get emotional about this at times, if you couldn't tell.

Ditto!

I'd say "Keep up the good work, Mr. President. My family's prayers are with you and your Administration."

I'd say "Hello, Sir. Its an honor to actually meet you."

I wouldn't say anything, because it would go in one ear, rattle around a bit inside the empty cavity within his skull, then swiftly exit the other ear.

'Who da pwetty monkey! oooh oooh oooh '!

*makes chimp noises*

I hope you're having fun, cos nobody else is!

Note: I am a hardcore, diehard conservative living in the second-reddest of the red states, so I am not sarcastic in any of this.

"Mr. President, thank you for serving as Commander-in-Chief as well as you have. Now, please stop being a centrist and choose what's right for America: Getting us out of the UN, a full-scale invasion of France, and the outlawing of PETA and the ACLU. Oh, and put the Boy Scouts of America on the government payroll. And secure the border better. My town is too overrun with Mexicans who aren't even citizens. Thank you for your time, and I wish you the best of luck."

Well, I agree with one point here...the full-scale invasion of France. And no, I'm not joking, they're a bunch of w*nkers

"You make me thankful that I was born Canadian... Redneck asshole..."


Ya id say your daughters are hot!

So why oh why did you invade iraq and not iran what are you thinking?

Then Id tell him terrible job in iraq, ok job with the afgans.

If you could say one thing to George W. Bush, what would it be?

Shake hands with the new president, and head on back to Texas.

[QUOTE=Seperatists for Trade]If you could say one thing to George W. Bush, what would it be?

Whats that up your ass? Why, Tony, how did you get there?

I'd say, I admire your foriegn policy, will you hire me?

Well ... you can say anything to the President. Write a letter, drop an email, make an appointment ... the man's not inaccessable ... he's not Pharoah.

I met him when he was governor. Strange little man, goofy grin, sweaty upper-lip, and a dead-fish handshake ... here's what I said to him:

"Try running for President. Might be good for a larf."

Nice that he referrs to me as "God" now.

If I saw him now, I'd avoid that nasty handshake of his and say, "Try to become Secretary-General of the U.N. Might be good for a larf."

I doubt I'd be rude to him. I doubt any of you would ... even though you may talk big.

Whats that up your ass? Why, Tony, how did you get there?
Best quote so far!

Well ... you can say anything to the President. Write a letter, drop an email, make an appointment ... the man's not inaccessable ... he's not Pharoah.

I met him when he was governor. Strange little man, goofy grin, sweaty upper-lip, and a dead-fish handshake ... here's what I said to him:

"Try running for President. Might be good for a larf."

Nice that he referrs to me as "God" now.

If I saw him now, I'd avoid that nasty handshake of his and say, "Try to become Secretary-General of the U.N. Might be good for a larf."

I doubt I'd be rude to him. I doubt any of you would ... even though you may talk big.

I do believe I'd surprise you :p

Crap...and with the PATRIOT Act they probably know where I live. Well, to be fair, I wasn't threatening to kill the President, I was just saying I'd like to... After all, the Secret Service is here to protect the interests of the Treasurey, not the President, perhaps that'll give me a little protection...
You might very well receive the visit of federal agents. They have to consider very threat to the president, even if it looks like a joke, like a possibility. It happened to some girl on Live Journal over a satire she made that ended with "I wish you were dead" or something like that. The FBI paid her a visit.

She said they were friendly enough but the whole deal scared the bejeesus out of her.

I'd say in my deepest most stereotypical irish accent "oy knoow what yur upta!"

"You may not be the greatest President, but you're a hero in my book for pissing off every liberal on the planet. At least you did something right. Just look at all those liberal sissies up in arms on forums and online journals!"

Best quote so far!

Why Thankee

Why Thankee
You are more than welcome, very deserving of it you are too.
I'm still laughing at that now.

"If you and Tony are worried about getting your place in history, don't worry, you'll get it. Though probably not for the reasons you're thinking of..."

Read the Bible, God is not on your side.


Read the textbooks, God doesn't exsist.

I wouldn't threaten to kill him because he conviently made that illegal, and it would make him a martyr to all those people who actually believe he's an asset to this country as opposed to an ass.

I would however, read him a little passage about Tecumseh's curse, tell him that it's due, watch him finally realize what it means, squirm in paranoia and jump at every sound. Hopefully, he'll jump himself down a flight of stairs, or maybe the pretzel will finish it's job.

I'd also have to say "God spoke to me in a dream last night and he told me to tell you something: Get off your high horse you asshole and get a CAT scan; you're hearing voices."

What is it with the pretzel? I feel like i'm missing something here.

What is it with the pretzel? I feel like i'm missing something here.

Through our taxes, we pay the salaries of hundreds of Secret Service men and women, dedicated to protecting the life of the President. And he nearly squanders it by choking on a pretzel.

He can't eat, but apparently he's still fit enough to run the country.

"Hey, where's Osama?" And then he'd give me a funny look and right before he responded I'd say, "Oh, right, you're not after him. Good job with Saddam, though."

PS:The good job would be said very sarcastically.

Read the textbooks, God doesn't exsist.
He won't take that ;)

Through our taxes, we pay the salaries of hundreds of Secret Service men and women, dedicated to protecting the life of the President. And he nearly squanders it by choking on a pretzel.

He can't eat, but apparently he's still fit enough to run the country.
OMFG!!!
was this caught on live TV?

I'd say one thing;

Thank you, Mister president.

i would tell him "keep up the good work, my canadian dollar can actually by something in the US now"

"You may not be the greatest President, but you're a hero in my book for pissing off every liberal on the planet. At least you did something right. Just look at all those liberal sissies up in arms on forums and online journals!"

Is this what makes Conservatives happy these days, annoying Liberals? Doesn't that seem a bit weird? Shouldn't the business of politicians to be to please most of the people most of the time? (we know all of the people can't be pleased all of the time!) Of course Liberals enjoy making fun of Bush for non-political reasons(and some political reasons I admit) I mean he's such an easy target. I think the difference is, that a Conservative will get pleasure out of annoying a Liberal, but a Liberal won't get pleasure out of annoying Conservatives on boards or whatever, more a dismay I guess.

Whats 2+2=?

What do I win if I fool you three times??

BTW <<Christerelli>> if you think Liberals are sissies, why don't you start a poll, I'll even give you the title:

'Liberals, was Gulf War 1 right?'
Answer: Yes O No O

See, in Gulf War 1, country X invaded country Y. Therefore country X should be removed from country Y.

It's so logical that even Conservatives could see the answer, and since it was logical Liberals could also see the answer. It may have not been for all the right reasons, but the core principal was there, in undeniable evidence to see.

<<Christerelli>> I know debating with you is pointless, but start the poll anyway. You'll probably find quite a few 'extreme' Liberals vote 'no', but most Liberals would vote 'yes'... Extreme Liberals... weird phrase?! ;-)

I'd have to choose one of two things:

"Are you honestly so deluded as to believe that the majority or what you're doing will actually BENEFIT our country, or are you actually smarter than you look and have some personal financial agenda hidden up your sleeve?"

or:

"Why, after past amendments to the Constitution have been passed to protect the civil rights of minorities like blacks and women, do you want to alter said document to limit the legal freedoms of yet another group of people who happen to be different from you AND to drastically limit the free speech of a nation whose main philosophy (as is clearly stated in the VERY FIRST AMENDMENT of the aforementioned Constitution) is based on the very concept of freedom...in the name of "homeland security"?"

How do you choke on a pretzel there are 3 big air holes.

How do you choke on a pretzel there are 3 big air holes.
LOL! :)

fuck you

Is this what makes Conservatives happy these days, annoying Liberals? Doesn't that seem a bit weird? Shouldn't the business of politicians to be to please most of the people most of the time? (we know all of the people can't be pleased all of the time!) Of course Liberals enjoy making fun of Bush for non-political reasons(and some political reasons I admit) I mean he's such an easy target. I think the difference is, that a Conservative will get pleasure out of annoying a Liberal, but a Liberal won't get pleasure out of annoying Conservatives on boards or whatever, more a dismay I guess.

Oh, come now. Surely you can't be serious! ("I am serious. And stop calling me 'Shirley.'")

Really though. Maybe YOU personally don't take pleasure from annoying conservatives, but there's plenty of liberals who do. Including your candidates.

Case in point ONE: John Edwards' kid on national TV telling reporters "George Bush is dumb," while Edwards laughed in the background. The kid is too young to have thought of this on his own -- it's obviously something Edwards "taught" him, and took great pleasure in hearing him repeat. To be fair, though: although this was designed to annoy conservatives, many of us instead found it pathetic.

Case in point TWO: Teresa Heinz-Kerry. Virtually everything this woman said was insulting. Just the SIGHT of her annoys conservatives.

Case in point THREE: Al Franken. This guy makes a LIVING annoying conservatives, and obviously his readers/listeners enjoy it, because they continue to support it.

Case in point FOUR: Elizabeth Edwards. Just prior to the election, when she was in Philly, she was asked, "Will there be riots after the election?" She answered, "Not if WE win, there won't be." WHAT? Trust me: Democrats rioting in the streets would really annoy conservatives. Imagine if we accidentally hit one on our way to work! We'd feel horrible! Especially if it damaged the hood of our Lexus. Beyond that: okay, Lizzy, you're saying... what, exactly? That your supporters are too violent and uneducated to take part in free elections?

Case in point FIVE: This thread. What is this thread, if not a discussion about how best to annoy the current "leader" of the conservative party? It's a mental masturbation about ANNOYING CONSERVATIVES. Surely that crossed your mind.

Right? And -- I promise I won't call you "Shirley" again. ;)

I would say; I admire your beliefs in God, having the confidence to do the right thing even when STUPID MORONIC people are telling you it's wrong, *pat him on the back* Keep up the good work!!!. :)

Well, seeing as how I got close enough to talk to him..

"Man, your bodyguards suck."

I would ask him what the budget deficit times zero was. Then we could find out:

a. If he knew that anything times zero IS zero.

b. If he knew what the budget deficit was.

Is this what makes Conservatives happy these days, annoying Liberals? Doesn't that seem a bit weird? Shouldn't the business of politicians to be to please most of the people most of the time? (we know all of the people can't be pleased all of the time!) Of course Liberals enjoy making fun of Bush for non-political reasons(and some political reasons I admit) I mean he's such an easy target. I think the difference is, that a Conservative will get pleasure out of annoying a Liberal, but a Liberal won't get pleasure out of annoying Conservatives on boards or whatever, more a dismay I guess.

I'm not conservative or liberal. I'm more centrist, if anything. People in general piss me off, it's just that liberals do so more than others with their hippy crap.

BTW <<Christerelli>> if you think Liberals are sissies, why don't you start a poll, I'll even give you the title:

'Liberals, was Gulf War 1 right?'
Answer: Yes O No O

See, in Gulf War 1, country X invaded country Y. Therefore country X should be removed from country Y.

It's so logical that even Conservatives could see the answer, and since it was logical Liberals could also see the answer. It may have not been for all the right reasons, but the core principal was there, in undeniable evidence to see.

<<Christerelli>> I know debating with you is pointless, but start the poll anyway. You'll probably find quite a few 'extreme' Liberals vote 'no', but most Liberals would vote 'yes'... Extreme Liberals... weird phrase?! ;-)

I don't really care what liberals think about anything. Really. I don't care what conservatives think either. As far as I'm concerned, both sides are full of it and need to grow up.

Pleasure to meet you sir, it has been an honor to serve.

I don't really care what liberals think about anything. Really. I don't care what conservatives think either. As far as I'm concerned, both sides are full of it and need to grow up.


That wasn't a very grown up response ;-) Also if you don't care what people think than why are you happy that certain people (Liberals in this case) are getting annoyed about things? You can't have it both ways!

I don't really care what liberals think about anything. Really. I don't care what conservatives think either. As far as I'm concerned, both sides are full of it and need to grow up.
So what do you believe?

I would say...

President Bush, do you mind if I somehow join your family and get in on the inheritance? Say, maybe give one of your daughters a nice responsible husband?

I'd say: "I really admire you Bush, you've set a new standard for us tyrants!"
Phew, I was worried there for a second...

(I wanna get this in Tonight, so I just skipped ahead and wrote this without establising weather this was said by someone else first, but: ... )

I'd encourage him to take the United States out of the UN, because then it may be possible to do something about Israel without them vetoing every action proposed, y'know, so we can actually start making progress in defeating Al Qeada (Osama would be all "How am I supposed to recruit terrorists now, Allah Damn it!")

And by the way, America invading Iraq unlawfully (And doing so without adequately preparing to stand in for it's police and armed forces, and it's use of excessive firepower in Fallujah, and using outside contractors to interrogate prisoners?????? ... ????? ... ???????????) has, aside from making the United States into a pariah union of states, destabilised the region even more so.

And what the fuck is with that 'freedom fries' thing? Honestly, it reminds me of what a documentary said about China sending people to verbally abuse the russian embassy during the cold war.

I'm sorry, but that administration is the most childish US administration I have known of, 'Freedom Fries'? 'We're not responsible for Law and Order in the country we're occupying'? 'They're not prisoners of war, they are Illegal combatants'? 'That family was performing reconnaisence for the purpose of planning a terrorist attack on Disney land'? 'Global warming not our problem (even though it could result in a 7 metre rise in ocean level which would place a lot of real estate under water)'? I mean, come on! most the guests on Jerry Springer have shown more maturaty than this administration.

"Your death was such a shock", said as I pass by his body displayed for public viewing.


Only problem with that is then Cheney would be Pres.

And you all know how it went the last time we had a 'Dick' for a president. (No, I'm not talking about either of the Bushes, Clinton or even Reagan, I'm referring to Nixon, smartass)

"Psst! I hear Hollywood has WMD's!... and oil!"

Its a federal crime to threaten to kill the president. :) Just thought you might like to know.
To be fair, there was no mention of murder, only assault. This person (forgive me for not knowing their gender) only said they would go on a rant and by the time they were done, Shrubya would be a corpse. Didn't say anything 'bout dealing a death blow, best guess would be intent to outlive the litte chimpf*ck.

I'd come to attention, salute, and tell him what an honour it is to meet him. Though I may hate the man with every whit of my being, he's still the president, and I respect him for that, if nothing else.

Now there is a "proper" American.

Heil Fuhrer!

I posted before, but the Shrub is now here visiting, so maybe there's something else I'd like to say (other than asking about those huge ears of his).

I know: Hey George, where's the Man in the Yellow Hat?

"When you go to hell I hope you enjoy being buggered by Satan for all eternity, sir."

4 four more years, 4 four more years.

I'd say, "Don't abandon your convictions, but don't let them keep you from protecting our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness either."

I posted before, but the Shrub is now here visiting, so maybe there's something else I'd like to say (other than asking about those huge ears of his).

I know: Hey George, where's the Man in the Yellow Hat?

Best refrence ever. My son loves those books.

try living under President Fidel Castro for life
and see how you all that call President Bush
a dictador like it.

At least Bush will leave office
after 2008, that is not a dictador.

Here is what I would say: "You know, you have good intentions; but you are a complete idiot. Go get a job worthy of your skills rather than the Presidency; leave it up to the people like John Kerry to lead us."

"Die you stupid retard." Click-Boom_ tat-tat-tat...F--- you world!
:sniper:

What makes you think God supports you?
or
Thank you I shall now move to another country because this one is now messed up.
or
:headbang: ow :sniper: :mp5:
or
Can i have a big red button for Christmas ;) (I'm not evil...ok i am :gundge: :mp5: muhahaha)
or
What psyceatric disorder do you suffer from?
or
Why are we in charge of monerting the world.
or
Lets steal the infidels (no offence people that bush defines as infidels) oil even though it would be cheaper/better for eviroment to fund hydregen engines.
or
When i was young i was proud to be an american
or
Sir why fight for the middle class when you make it so jobs can easliy be outsourced.
or
#@%!$#%$#...^%@$#$%@! you and your supporters.
or
I hate you.
or
Do rich people need tax cuts when they have 5 houses and 10 cars?
or
There is a WMD stockpile in Russia why not push for faster disarmament? they have no oil!!!!!!!
or
i can give him a monkey as a girlfriend.
or
you have sumthing behind you ear...its a whole car!!!!
or
MONKEYS ARE STEALING THE OIL!!!
or
Who did you get your acent from no one else in your family has one.
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Human rights are important this once fine country was built on them, it is why we had a good economy, and now the economy is failing...... connect the dots.



Positivly hillarious and so true!!! Except I think connecting the dots will be to hard for him. You might need to do it for him.
:)

"Hey, want a pretzel?"mwahahaha! Did anybody else get the reference? :D
GREAT!!! and if he said no, I'd EXPOSE HIM FOR WHO HE REALLY IS!!!
*EVIL LAUGH*

I'm not conservative or liberal. I'm more centrist, if anything. People in general piss me off, it's just that liberals do so more than others with their hippy crap.


Hippy crap?? What hippy crap? They have a different view then you do. They believe in less government involvement...but really is that hippy crap? Really please I am very curious what is hippy crap?

I'd say, I admire your foriegn policy, will you hire me?

What foriegn policy?? All he does is piss off the whole fucking world and like to evade every fricken country that looks at us wrong. I hope u are not serious? And if you are I hope you are capable of maybe hopefully getting some people to like us again...if thats ever possible.

mwahahaha! Did anybody else get the reference? :D
lol i get in, give him a few just i case (great now i smell pretzals) >_<

"Even if Texas was 'tuff enuff' to split Alaska in half, that would only make Texas the third-biggest state."

I'd tell him that I hope he's right about there being a heaven and a hell, because if he is, God's gonna tear him a few new assholes when it's all over. Then God's gonna give him to Satan.

I'd tell him...

Squawck!

"Nice to meet you. Do you happen to know if your daughters put out on the first date?"

I guess I'd just say...

...thanks.

I say "dumbasssaywhat" really fast.

Then laugh when he says "what?".

Mind you, to be fair, I'd do that to any prominent person who was dense enough to speak to me.

"Do you sleep with your daughters? Or do you like your brother better?"

I'm still waiting for Bush to hook me up....

"Your Nizzle has been Furshizzled."

Well, I watched Bush drive by my University today, right infront of me as I waited for the bus. I was tired, wanted to go home and sleep. All I could think to yell is "Why are you making my bus run late?"
But, I yelled it, lol, and got a wave in response, and my bus came within 5 minutes of that.

You are a good president.

Having just listened to his speech in Halifax, I'm sure now that I'd say:

Maybe we should have done what CNN said we'd do when you got off Air Force One, but didn't.

What foriegn policy?? All he does is piss off the whole fucking world and like to evade every fricken country that looks at us wrong. I hope u are not serious? And if you are I hope you are capable of maybe hopefully getting some people to like us again...if thats ever possible.

I'm serious. He invaded only two countries, not every single country that looked at him wrong. Those that are opposed to America because of Bush were already opposed to America, because of what America is. (I live in Canada were a mild hatred of America is ingrained in our culture, it's not Bush's fault). Bush just gave them something to latch on to.

He toppled two tyranical and murderous regimes. Ended the sanctions on Iraq that were killing thousands of children. He ignored the stupidity that is the Kyoto accord. That's enough for me.

Besides I like America and I'm Canadian. So not everyone hates you, don't fall for the media's oversimplifications.

McDonalds is hiring.

Close athe Borders. End N.A.F.T.A. Inforce Immagration Laws. And the one thing that really bugs me: Why is it that we can force Indians to speak english, but not the illegial mexicans?

As you can tell I refuse to be P.C. in my statements.

"Pull My Finger"

I think I'd say that right or wrong, I admire your willingness to stand up for your beliefs instead of being a wishy-washy dork who measures his every move by public opinion polls.