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I spent all day yesterday trying to find a way to do so. It was a spectacular failure.

Um... thats nice...

Some people go their entire lives without trying to juggle pudding. I didn't want to be one of those people.

I spent all day yesterday trying to find a way to do so. It was a spectacular failure.

Incorrect sir. The trick is not to remove the label from the pots.

It really depends entirely on the type of pudding. You can't juggle instant pudding, or bread and butter pudding, but I'm pretty sure you could juggle other types, such as dumplings.

What, you mean leave the pudding in the package? Sounds like cheating to me.

perhaps if you were to freeze the pudding....

What, you mean leave the pudding in the package? Sounds like cheating to me.

Yes, at first it does seem counter intuitive. Nevertheless, that is how the fabled Ic#$moth tribe of pigmy pudding jugglers manage this feat.

I dare say I like to juggle pudding 2-3 times a day. I toss it and catch it and when I get bored I fling it at my history teacher. So the I can juggle pudding in detention. It's pretty cool.


:fluffle: :sniper: :gundge: :mp5:

R.A. :

Yes, at first it does seem counter intuitive. Nevertheless, that is how the fabled Ic#$moth tribe of pigmy pudding jugglers manage this feat.

*takes notes*

Some people go their entire lives without trying to juggle pudding. I didn't want to be one of those people.

I couldn't agree more. You haven't lived until you've juggled pudding. There is no thrill quite like it.

Umm... my crush came back today when I didn't think he was going to and my hair looked like shit but I talked to him anyway and it was awesome?

Sorry, I don't have anything quite so exciting to report. My mom would kind of ground me for life if I did something so anti-common-sense as attempting to juggle pudding. If we even bought pudding to begin with. Or I could juggle anything at all.

It was on the list of things to do before I die. Right below 'Build a poo cannon'(did it) and 'Jump in a tarpit'(not done yet).

perhaps you should move 'jump in a tarpit' towards the bottom

Thanks for reminding, Lunatic Goofballs! I knew I was forgetting something on my list!

perhaps you should move 'jump in a tarpit' towards the bottom

'Practice Shark Dentistry' is down there.

Juggle pudding?? The thought never occured to me.

One time though, I made vanilla pudding, spread it on my girlfriends body and then licked it off...mmmm, it was yummy!! :fluffle:

It was on the list of things to do before I die. Right below 'Build a poo cannon'(did it) and 'Jump in a tarpit'(not done yet).

marry me, please??? :fluffle:

It was on the list of things to do before I die. Right below 'Build a poo cannon'(did it) and 'Jump in a tarpit'(not done yet).

What happened with the poo cannon? I heard that you wanted to build one but I didn't think you'd done it yet.

perhaps you should move 'jump in a tarpit' towards the bottom

I second that *points to above quote*

'Practice Shark Dentistry' is down there.

Easy. All you have to do is get rid of the teeth that are a problem... sharks has many many many layers of spare teeth, so you can just knock out the annoying one, and another will grow back.

Not to mention, you could use any number of non-dangerous shark species.

Unless you plan on going after a Mako or a Great White, I can't see why Shark Dentistry would need to be so low down...


Then again, maybe you wanted less logic in this thread... if so, I apologise :(

You could probably juggle some Spotted Dick.


What? Why are you giggling?

have you seen my spotted dick ?

have you seen my spotted dick ?

I detect some immaturity here. All I was doing was inocently talking about pudding. You could juggle Spotted Dick; it's very solid.

I detect some immaturity here. All I was doing was inocently talking about pudding. You could juggle Spotted Dick; it's very solid.

I saw someone juggle spotted dick once. It was a bit of a limp performance, to be honest. :D

'Build a poo cannon'(did it)

:D I want one.

try solidifying the pudding with flour before trying to do so. It makes the pudding worse for the receiver but easier to clean up too for the poor sod who has to clean it up! :D

I spent all day yesterday trying to find a way to do so. It was a spectacular failure.

*bursts out laughing*

LG, you just made my day a whole lot better. What a great mental image.......

What happened with the poo cannon? I heard that you wanted to build one but I didn't think you'd done it yet.

It was crappy. ;)

try solidifying the pudding with flour before trying to do so. It makes the pudding worse for the receiver but easier to clean up too for the poor sod who has to clean it up! :D

*takes some more notes*

...flour...spotted...dick...

It was crappy. ;)

I think that's enough information for me...
:)

I second that *points to above quote*



Easy. All you have to do is get rid of the teeth that are a problem... sharks has many many many layers of spare teeth, so you can just knock out the annoying one, and another will grow back.

Not to mention, you could use any number of non-dangerous shark species.

Unless you plan on going after a Mako or a Great White, I can't see why Shark Dentistry would need to be so low down...


Then again, maybe you wanted less logic in this thread... if so, I apologise :(

So you think that 'jumping into a tarpit' should be moved further down my list too? Doesn't sound all that dangerous to me.

I bet if you freeze it you can!!

I bet if you freeze it you can!!

I don't know how well pudding freezes, there's a lot of sugar in it.

Maybe if you put it into those plastic easter eggs and then juggled them it would work.

I don't know how well pudding freezes, there's a lot of sugar in it.

Maybe if you put it into those plastic easter eggs and then juggled them it would work.

Then you would be juggling easter eggs filled with pudding. That defeats the purpose entirely.

i can juggle pudding. i CAN!

*runs away*

I am of the mind set that there should be a constitutional amendment allowing all children the right to juggle pudding....(ref. the young lady with the crush on page one) If one wishes to juggle pudding it is in ones best interest to do so and excersize ones inalienable right to freedom of dairy product juggling....What has our nation come to when one can no longer juggle at will....I call for a revolt of all pudding jugglers across the USA...

I am of the mind set that there should be a constitutional amendment allowing all children the right to juggle pudding....(ref. the young lady with the crush on page one) If one wishes to juggle pudding it is in ones best interest to do so and excersize ones inalienable right to freedom of dairy product juggling....What has our nation come to when one can no longer juggle at will....I call for a revolt of all pudding jugglers across the USA...

u do that.

Then you would be juggling easter eggs filled with pudding. That defeats the purpose entirely.

well, maybe half-eggs with pudding then. The pudding can come out if you throw it the wrong way.

well, maybe half-eggs with pudding then. The pudding can come out if you throw it the wrong way.

Then you would be juggling half eggs with pudding in them. cheater.

Then you would be juggling half eggs with pudding in them. cheater.

I never said I would play fairly.

I never said I would play fairly.

You will never get far in life with an attitude like that.

hmmm.. lets juggle the pudding in Zero-G so it ends up everywhere and not just the floor

Juggling is impossible in and of itself! Therefore, juggling pudding would be stupid!

So you think that 'jumping into a tarpit' should be moved further down my list too? Doesn't sound all that dangerous to me.

Wellllll... maybe I'm just ignorant as far as tarpits are concearned... I was assuming that in order to jump *into* a tarpit (as opposed to 'onto' one), you'd have to do it while the tar is in, at least, a semi-liquid state...

And isn't tar only semi-liquid while very very hot?

Even if I'm wrong, Shark Dentistry definitely shouldn't be down that low on the list, unless you're going after Tigers, Makos, or Great Whites. Oh, and you might want to avoid Hammerheads too.

Ah, the joys of pointless information...

Why oh why would someone want to juggle pudding? I mean its like "Hello, what are you going to fill your laundry hamper with?"

I'm reminded of a Subgenius rant:

'You can't burn fire! You can't wet water! You can't run from that man Dobbs!'

'JR' Bob Dobbs, that is. Not me.

How dear you defile pudding in such a mannor!

It should be noted on here, i feel, that in some of the more civilized countries, where 51% or more of the population are capable of higher thinking like learning from mistakes, pudding is a general term for what Americans like to call "Dessert." What this noble, brave individual is referring to is the more specific, soggy sort of pudding that's difficult or impossible to juggle.

Courtesy.

Wellllll... maybe I'm just ignorant as far as tarpits are concearned... I was assuming that in order to jump *into* a tarpit (as opposed to 'onto' one), you'd have to do it while the tar is in, at least, a semi-liquid state...

And isn't tar only semi-liquid while very very hot?

Even if I'm wrong, Shark Dentistry definitely shouldn't be down that low on the list, unless you're going after Tigers, Makos, or Great Whites. Oh, and you might want to avoid Hammerheads too.

Ah, the joys of pointless information...

Not necessarily. Naturally occurring tarpits are rarely hotter than a person can bear. In fact, they often have freestanding water over the surface(which is why so many animals got caught in it.)

Hmm. *looks at his list* I wonder what else is listed too high or too low. Fortunately, I keep adding to it.

/is clever. Juggles Virtual™ pudding.

It should be noted on here, i feel, that in some of the more civilized countries, where 51% or more of the population are capable of higher thinking like learning from mistakes, pudding is a general term for what Americans like to call "Dessert." What this noble, brave individual is referring to is the more specific, soggy sort of pudding that's difficult or impossible to juggle.

Courtesy.

Indeed, tis true. I speak of the soft gooey messy glop that's smooth and flavorful. Though rice pudding, while not smooth, can be very good too. Especially with a dash of cinnamon.

Indeed, tis true. I speak of the soft gooey messy glop that's smooth and flavorful. Though rice pudding, while not smooth, can be very good too. Especially with a dash of cinnamon.

And Jam.

Personally, I'm having hunger pangs for rhubarb crumble with custard.

Goofballs, you are one weird dude. :) I respect and admire that. Nation States: Land of the obsessed and home of the weird.

And Jam.

Personally, I'm having hunger pangs for rhubarb crumble with custard.

i can juggle pudding, or any other desert like edible item as long as it comes in nice little container that can be tossed.

i have also juggled the folowing items for fun and profit.

balls (duh)
beanbags (duh)
bowling balls (i was bet money, i couldn't resist)
soda bottles
clubs (those things that look like bowling pins)
a proststetic hand (not kidding)
a hampster (in it's ball)
other things that i can't think of right now

mmmmmm pudding.

Not necessarily. Naturally occurring tarpits are rarely hotter than a person can bear. In fact, they often have freestanding water over the surface(which is why so many animals got caught in it.)

Hmm. *looks at his list* I wonder what else is listed too high or too low. Fortunately, I keep adding to it.

Ah, well then. I obviously just have no facts. I shall stick to discussing sharks in the future.

Reminds me of when I tried to do the riverdance. I almost drowned...

i used to be on this site all the time, but i came on last week and came to the realization that they (whatever random management software) had DELETED my account, those bastards. my post count is officially shot

let's see...

balls, beanbags, various items of produce including watermelons and canteloupes, clubs, rings, knives, twinkies, eggs, contraceptives, athletic equipment, boomerangs(horizontal juggling. Kids love it.), explosives, helium balloons(while suspended upside-down by my ankles) and last but certainly not least, live lobsters.

Ah, well then. I obviously just have no facts. I shall stick to discussing sharks in the future.

mmmmm, sharks

Reminds me of when I tried to do the riverdance. I almost drowned...

A fitting demise for those that riverdance. *nod*

let's see...

balls, beanbags, various items of produce including watermelons and canteloupes, clubs, rings, knives, twinkies, eggs, contraceptives, athletic equipment, boomerangs(horizontal juggling. Kids love it.), explosives, helium balloons(while suspended upside-down by my ankles) and last but certainly not least, live lobsters.

are you serious?

are you serious?

Serious?

No.

Telling the truth? Yes. I'm a professional clown. :)

Of course I can't juggle pudding. I can't juggle anything, and I have tried very hard and had very good jugglers try to me. I am just not that cordinated. On a side note, I like pudding.

Of course I can't juggle pudding. I can't juggle anything, and I have tried very hard and had very good jugglers try to me. I am just not that cordinated. On a side note, I like pudding.

Juggle eggs in the living room. Your learning curve will be quite high. :)

Serious?

No.

Telling the truth? Yes. I'm a professional clown. :)

you now have my worship.

im just a casual juggler, mainly into contact stuff, in a couple of clubs and groups (support groups) and such but nothing THAT cool. mam oh man how did you start that?

I knew somone who could catch anything in his mouth... that was funny...

I spent all day yesterday trying to find a way to do so. It was a spectacular failure.
Sounds messy. Very messy. And tasty.

I knew somone who could catch anything in his mouth... that was funny...

knew? did you kill him? i've got you on the ropes! JUST CONFESS!

you now have my worship.

im just a casual juggler, mainly into contact stuff, in a couple of clubs and groups (support groups) and such but nothing THAT cool. mam oh man how did you start that?

Well, I started with magic. I grew up about five miles from a magic shop. It was a hell of a bike ride, but I did it nearly every week. Escapes and coin magic were my specialties and I was getting quite good. I also started juggling when I was thirteen. In college, I learned I could make extra money clowning at kid's birthday parties. I picked up balloon animals, and some very friendly professional clowns taught me how to hone my natural improv talents into a comedic routine. Then, unfortunately, the financial aid ran dry and I went into the Navy. After five years, I got out and went back to college. Money was less of a problem, but I decided that first summer back to forget it and go to Clown Camp in Wisconsin. I really learned a lot there. I'm a different clown because of it. I graduated and worked in an engineering firm for all of a year and decided it wasn't for me. I decided to become a clown full time. I recently picked up a part-time job as a blackjack dealer to smooth the income bumps in the feast-or-famine clowning business and to get medical benefits. But I make a very nice living as a clown.

In fact, I've been discussing joining the 21st century by joining online clown databases and getting my own website. Unforunately, my wife is a bit paranoid of the internet so it's still under discussion.

knew? did you kill him? i've got you on the ropes! JUST CONFESS!

He tossed a cyanide capsule. :eek:

He tossed a cyanide capsule. :eek:

RUN!

and, in response to your other post because im too lazy to post again,

cool.

im going to sleep. OH GOD THE TRYPTOPHAN.

Serious?

No.

Telling the truth? Yes. I'm a professional clown.


Well, I started with magic...<snip because 'twas a long post>

*grumbles* I need to start a whole new branch of my idolising system for you now. No one else is remotely as cool in this way...

Or maybe I can just tweak the system I have a little...

Hmm

Nope. New branch it is... *goes off to write up plans for the new branch*

What's really fun to tell people is that I have a degree in Physics. Then they look at me funny and say, 'And you became a clown?' Then I nod and say 'Yep. I specialized in physical comedy.'.

:D

What's really fun to tell people is that I have a degree in Physics. Then they look at me funny and say, 'And you became a clown?' Then I nod and say 'Yep. I specialized in physical comedy.'.

:D

you pain me.

*grumbles* I need to start a whole new branch of my idolising system for you now. No one else is remotely as cool in this way...

Or maybe I can just tweak the system I have a little...

Hmm

Nope. New branch it is... *goes off to write up plans for the new branch*

I have turned stupidity into a comfortable living. http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/cool/cool-smiley-006.gif

Pity I missed the 'Jackass' boat when it set sail. *sigh*