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So check it out.

Here (http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=8-2/qid=1101156222/ref=sr_8_2/601-6814872-3744103?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B000007T2X)


After the first one was taken down. They have some 'splainin to do.

Im hoping that's a cd...
if it's not, I dont want to know what it is

this is the sequel to the "anal massage" scandal that they were offering only a few days ago.

this is the sequel to the "anal massage" scandal that they were offering only a few days ago.
Which was... ?

Which was... ?
sounds like something you and I would like to avoid...

I do believe it's some sort of music CD. ;)

I do believe it's some sort of music CD. ;)
So why does DeaconDave care so much?

Is it... porno soundtracks?!? :eek:

So why does DeaconDave care so much?

I enjoy music, but that is beside the point.

Target was offering an anal massage in its online catalog.

Then someone took it down. Fascists.

Then they came back with this. Geez. Don't you people follow current events.

Yeah, Target is beginning to $uXor.

This isn't the first time something like this has happened there. Some brand called Akademiks or whatever that I've seen there in the past, had ads that showed a scantily clad girl with the caption "Give Head" which is slang for oral sex. Is that the "anal massage" thing someone mentioned? Or did not hear about that?

Also, an even more interesting thing is that Target banned the Salvation Army bellringers and their collection pots this holiday season because "they would have to allow every charity solicit their shoppers." Sounds like greed to me.

Also, an even more interesting thing is that Target banned the Salvation Army bellringers and their collection pots this holiday season because "they would have to allow every charity solicit their shoppers." Sounds like greed to me.


Man, I cannot stand those bell ringers, they give me a head ache! Can't they do something else besides ringing those infernal bells?

Man, I cannot stand those bell ringers, they give me a head ache! Can't they do something else besides ringing those infernal bells?

well, they could buy the anal cabaret instead.

I happen to work at target.

The corporate reason for no bell ringers is that some guests (customers) reported that they were harassed by them. They now need to stand at least 10 feet from the entrance to collect money.

Target online is run by Amazon.com , so all the stuff online is not necessarily found in the stores. For the record, anal cabaret is a cd.

I happen to work at target.

The corporate reason for no bell ringers is that some guests (customers) reported that they were harassed by them. They now need to stand at least 10 feet from the entrance to collect money.

Target online is run by Amazon.com , so all the stuff online is not necessarily found in the stores. For the record, anal cabaret is a cd.

What was the deal with anal massage then. (Link no longer works).

Edit: The link for anal massage used to be http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=8-4/qid=1100735515/ref=sr_8_4/601-6814872-3744103?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B0002KPIBO

Oh, thats hallarious

that should be on the national news! Its really funny!

btw if its a music cd, what the heck kinda music is it :eek:

You heard it here first.

NS rules as a news source.

It's just a CD by an industrial band called Leaether Strip, they're good, you should download some.